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2541 posts • joined 24 Apr 2007

Ballmer's emotional farewell to Redmond: I LOVE THIS COMPANY

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He will be missed for his bouts of .....

unintentional comedy

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Our Vulture 2 spaceplane sprouts sleek pointy beak

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Something in that shape reminds me of Victor

This Victor

Great looking design for LOHAN

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Holiday HELL: Pourquoi, monsieur, why is there no merdique Wi-Fi here?

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During my holidays the internet connection was very patchy, much to my relief. I did manage to get a message through to some students: don't bug me, I am on vacation. Bliss.

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Acorn’s would-be ZX Spectrum killer, the Electron, is 30

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Never used the Electron, but the lab I used to work in had dozens of the old Atoms controlling various kit, as late as 1995. Neat, durable machine built in the UK.

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Nasty BOFHses. It burns us! It burns...

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Loved it!

"You mean... al Qaeda?" I ask, using the words that can add a zero to the end of a security budget with the flimsiest of supporting evidence.

Loved it to bits

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Bradley Manning is no more. 'Call me Chelsea,' she says

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Re: Really?

Frank.N. Stein, the doctor just called. He says certain parts weren't sewn on correctly, please report to him for urgent replacements and refits

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Re: Not surprising

Lamo? Seriously, the guy's name is Lamo? Did his parents give him that name? If so, did he sue them (the song "A boy named Sue" springs to mind)? If not, did he pick this as a pseudonym or nom de plume?

Anyhow, the name Lamo seems curiously appropriate to me, given that he first suggests the information will be treated confidentially by his words:

"I'm a journalist and a minister. You can pick either, and treat this as a confession or an interview (never to be published) & enjoy a modicum of legal protection."

And then he blabs. Lamo may have felt he was in a cleft stick, of course, but it was at least in part of his own cutting.

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BILLION-TONNE BELCH emitted from Sun to hit Earth this weekend

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Re: Fireworks

I am hoping for that too, but a very large waning gibbous moon may reduce the visibility

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Four ways the Guardian could have protected Snowden – by THE NSA

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Re: All good points

Buy a computer?

The truly paranoid make their own silicon

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'Symbolic' Grauniad drive-smash was not just a storage fail

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Re: Correct

Or the Silly Party. I voted Tarquin Fin-tim-lim-bim-whin-bim-lim-bus-stop-F'tang-F'tang-Olè-Biscuitbarrel, last time, although I did consider voting Kevin Phillips-Bong, the Slightly Silly candidate.

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Re: brought to you by the same people who want a "porn filter"

"You just don't understand technology do you politicians ..."

As if they fully understand non-technical stuff,

like ethics.

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Marissa Mayer causes controversy after KEEPING HER KIT ON

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Re: I think she looks nice.

You, sir, have a very sick mind. ;-)

Now I am infected as well! Cannot get that image out of my head. Imagining that the furniture collapses beneath Balmer's weight helps a bit, I find. Imagining he will throw it at somebody helps more.

Either aspirin or loads of beer might erase the image entirely

Guess what I will try ;-)

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Alien antique show: Egyptians wore JEWELRY FROM SPAAAACE

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Daniel Jackson? Sounds more like like Jack Daniel's speaking

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Windows NT: Remember Microsoft's almost perfect 20-year-old?

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Ah, good old NT

I installed it at home essentially because it had a clear separation between administrator and regular users. This prevented the missus from removing clutter from the root directory (like command.com, config.sys, or autoexec.bat) as she had done under Windows 3.1 (seriously, she did ! (and she was upset at the fact that I was angry, obviously)).

I did take one look at Win 95 but didn't like it, so decided to go for NT instead. Worked quite solidly (although I would tend to boot to SUSE (6.X I think) at the time.

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Getting worried, Assange? WikiLeaks spaffs out 'insurance' info

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Re: You know what the data is don't you

And inside that image is one of a two-fingered salute

After that it's turtles all the way down

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Re: Hello is that I.T.?

But surely they have backups of the backups of the backups?!

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British spooks seize tech from Snowden journo's boyfriend at airport

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Re: No need for a third runway at Heathrow

"And exactly how are you going to get to Schipol from Blighty?"

Easy: swim the Channel

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But

why would I be carrying sensitive data around on my electronic devices, knowing it could be confiscated, or at least searched? I could instead store the data using one-time-pad encryption, and hide it steganographically in a bunch of files containing photographs of various tourist attractions and send it to a computer back home (stuck in the back of a disused toilet with a sign on the door saying "Beware of the leopard") using scp or the like. You could even upload them onto the very cloud services PRISM scans, because even the NSA would have trouble with a one-time pad.

Appalling treatment of the guy. It does very much sound like bullying.

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Curiosity looks up, spies Martian double-mooning

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Great stuff by Curiosity

Haven't been able to spot Phobos or Deimos myself (despite observing Mars many times). I need a bigger telescope!

(that's called aperture fever)

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T-Rex tooth find shows dino may have been a pussy

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Re: Spine?

Basic anatomy shows that the spine of a Hadrosaur runs all the way through its tail as well (in line with quite a majority of land-based vertebrates). As the article states the the tooth was lodged in the caudal section of the spine, the article is accurate

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Microsoft lathers up Windows 8.0 Surface RT for quick price shave

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Re: I just got two nicely working Android tablets for less than that

Yes, indeed.

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I just got two nicely working Android tablets for less than that

One for the kids, one for the (alleged) grown-ups in the house ;-)

Both sport 1280x800 resolution, dual core processor with quad core graphics, so quite decent spec for (ultimately) fairly light use. OK, they have a "mere" 16GB storage (and micro-SD slot for expansion), but they run LOADS of useful apps, and I do not need MS-Office. Why should I go for WIN-RT (RT for runt of the pack?), if I can get two android tablets for less money?

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Man sues Apple for allowing him to become addicted to PORN

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But I thought

Owning a gun was legal in his neck of the wood

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Re: Did I create an account just to call this guy a bellend of the highest order?

Rest assured, there are worse reasons for joining ;-)

Welcome aboard

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Somebody

Really, really, really, needs to get a life.

I thought the US ethos was all about citizens taking responsibility (not a bad thing) and small government (the jury is out on that one). This person seems to think responsibility ends when there is a rich company you might fleece. I am not a fan of Apple or its products, but in this case I have no choice but to side with Apple.

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Microsoft biz heads slash makes Ballmer look like dead STEVE JOBS

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Re: In the process of this discussion

He who must not be named is back, hence the down votes

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In the process of this discussion

some people are going to miss Eadon

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Hubble spots ALIEN NAVY world – and it's pelted with GLASS RAIN

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Alternatively, it might be home

to super-intelligent shades of the colour blue

Mine is the one with the cassette tapes of the Hitchhiker's Guide in the pocket

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Giant human-powered quadricopter wins $250,000 Sikorsky Prize

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Brilliant achievement

And now, for a tilt-rotor version

;-)

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US Navy robot stealth fighter in first unmanned carrier landings

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Better landing than Topper Harley

Sorry, time for me coat

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US Congress proposal: National Park will be FOUND ON MOON

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"Now if the UN decided to give the sites protected status, that is a different matter..."

Maybe they could be voted UNESCO (Out of this) World Heritage Sites

That would make a lot of sense (and is not at odds with the National Park idea), as these sites are a monument to one of mankind's greatest achievements.

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Re: @ Don Jefe - Eh??

Images have been made of the Apollo landing sites, not just by the Lunar Reconnaissance Orbiter (LRO, from NASA, so "suspect"), but by the Chinese Chang'e-2 probe (1.3m resolution, so good enough). Some of the LRO images show the LEM base, its shadow, and tracks from astronauts and rovers.

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US gov SMASHES UP TVs and MICE to nuke tiny malware outbreak

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"Someone saw a way to get all their ancient PCs replaced with brand new ones."

Someone who is called Simon, maybe

Pass me the sledgehammer and the cattle prod please

What, no BOFH icon? OK, off to the pub then

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Inventor lobs spherical, throwable camera

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I think in the case of serious fast bowlers you would get some serious motion blur as well

Neat device, nonetheless

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Universities teach us a thing or two about BYOD

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Eduroam is very nice indeed. It is very handy for me to have internet access in the universities I visit.

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Alternatively

People bring their own devices because those provided are not up to scratch.

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Star Wars missile intercept fails for fifth year running

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The BASTARDS!!!

How dare they attack us with missiles without transponders! It's not fair!!!!

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D-Wave IS QUANTUM, insist USC scientists

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Uncertainty about quantum computing?

Well, it's quantum, innit?

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At last: EU slashes mobile roaming fees

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Just got a message from Vodafone

saying how nice it was of them to decrease roaming charges.

I smiled and thought how nice it was that somebody (Steely Neelie, I think) in the EU is forcing to do so.

The thumbs up it to the EU (this time), not Vodaphone

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What's the difference between GEEKS and NERDS?

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And remember

Beware of Geeks bearing gifts

Sorry, couldn't resist

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Is it just me

Or are these researchers just begging for an Ig Nobel Prize?

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NASA to flip ion engine's 'OFF' switch after brilliant 5.5 year burn

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@Triggerfish

Absolutely! I grew up in the Apollo era, and as a seven-year-old nagged my parent's (successfully) to see the first moon landing in the middle of the night. Astronauts and cosmonauts were heroes that transcended national boundaries. They showed us we could reach beyond Earth. Almost every boy in my class wanted to follow Gagarin and Armstrong. I consider that a rather better aim in life than to become filthy rich in finance. If astronauts inspire a next generation of kids to reset their ambitions and aim for the stars (literally, not in the X-factor sense) it is money well spent.

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Windows 8.1: So it's, er, half-speed ahead for Microsoft's Plan A

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Re: Re "Troll icon.....in remembrance."

Isn't getting thrown off the Register for making irrelevant remarks is a bit like being thrown out of the Pogues for excessive unruly behaviour

Hang on....

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@Ugotta B. Kiddingme

You mean the Extremely Annoying Dude On Narcotics? That's news to me!

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Search as primary means of navigation?

The primary gets up my nose quickly. I may be old-fashioned, but I prefer remembering where I left things, and simply moving directly to the right location (cd under linux, or multiple clicks in windows explorer). If I forget, I just use find/grep in linux, and search when on windows (after berating myself for forgetting ;-) ).

I find hiding the "complexity" of a file system from me just annoys me. Others may like it of course.

Please note that the opinion expressed above is solely the opinion of the author, and not necessarily the opinion of those with other opinions

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Voyager 1 'close' to breaking through to DEEP SPACE - boffins

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I remember following its launch

and the trip past the planets. Wonderful spacecraft, still going strong after all these years.

I will raise a glass to all those who made this feat possible.

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Korean doctors: Smartphones really ARE doing your head in

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Re: As Dangerous As...

But doesn't the doctor know that according to the Craske-Trump Theorem, the product if the smartphone's IQ and the users IQ is a constant?

Or did he forget?

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Microsoft talks up devices, Windows 8.1 at developer shindig

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Re: Let me fix that for you...

Reminds me of a comment by Rich Hall:

"Good things come to those who wait, shit shows up instantly"

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Planetary data merge shows three Earth-like planets in close star system

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Alternatively

If we cannot find an ideal planet, maybe the Magratheans can build one to our spec?

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Privacy expert dismisses PRISM-busting typeface as 'art project'

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Re: UTF-8 alternative

Just using a different fixed font encoding is identical to using using the oldest cypher in the book: simple substitution. You can easily simulate the enigma machine on your PC, and that is much better than the proposed solution. However, note that fairly old computer machinery could already crack that (with the help of some nifty linguistic trickery and a few coding blunders of the Germans)

One-time pads do a rather better job, and are easily accessible (though harder to distribute).

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