* Posts by Michael H.F. Wilkinson

2745 posts • joined 24 Apr 2007

BOFH: Don't go changing on Friday evenings, I don't wanna work that hard

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Re: It's my motto

Relax, he just forgot to add "each"

Unless he is in Sweden

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Re: Rule #1

I thought Rule 1 was "Do not act incautiously when confronting a little bald wrinkly smiling man"

Important as your rule 1 is, I think you may have to find another number for it (certainly if there is a sweeper nearby)

Maybe number 42 is vacant

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Very nice

I'll skip the espresso, but then to me all coffee tastes like it was individually tailored to my personal requirements of nutrition and enjoyment by a Sirius Cybernetics Nutrimatic machine

(and, no, I am not a masochist on a diet)

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This whopping 16-bit computer processor is being built by hand, transistor by transistor

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Re: Beat the clock

Maybe he is initially being conservative. I bet there is some room for overclocking this BRILLIANT piece of work that I am certainly going to feature in next year's "Introduction to Computing Science" course that I teach.

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California über alles? Is MEP Reda flushing Euro copyright tradition down the pan?

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Interesting piece

I always find it interesting that people who see copyright only as a barrier are those who have created little themselves. Many people (like me) own copyright to stuff and explicitly state that anyone can use it freely, often through variants of the BSD, GPL, CC, or my favourite, the Free Beverage License (You can use it, but you owe me a drink next time). Alternatively, educational or other non-profit use is allowed. However, it is my choice.

People that create something very many people want to copy, are special in a way. Anybody else might have made it, but they didn't. Special or not, they are within their rights to say others cannot use it without my permission. The fact that it is much easier now to copy works than it has ever been before does not change that right per se. Let us not forget that that same ease of copying has lead to unprecedented generosity as well, as witnessed by the load of free stuff available today.

In the unlikely case the above is of use, please feel free to use any of the above, and you don't even have to buy e a drink ;-)

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The insidious danger of the lone wolf control freak sysadmin

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Re: Did the PFY own a bus?

Or for curious invoices for large quantities of quicklime

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Philae warms up nicely, sends home second burst of data

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Re: Over engineered?

Actually, no. It is very hard work to engineer it to the precise tolerances needed for that exact 1,000,000 to one chance

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Great news again

A tip of the hat (the Tilley today) and a raising of the glass to the engineers once again

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Sun's out, guns out: Plucky Philae probot WAKES UP ... hits 'snooze'

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Great work

I raised a glass or two of the distilled version of the drink shown in the icon (Ardbeg Uigeadail) to celebrate

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Innocent Spaniards roasted by experimental napalm mead

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In all fairness

I have had one or two beers from American microbreweries, and (very much unlike most of the alleged beer from big US breweries) they were quite good. Still prefer a Westmalle Tripel or a Duvel, but that is a matter of taste

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I think I will stick to mere Madame Jeanette peppers

in my home-made sambal setan (Malay for "devil sauce"). Its bright orange colour gives fair warning of the heat (and it has a nice fruitiness I rather like)

Icon, well,... obvious, innit?

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INTERNET of BOOBS: Scorching French lass reveals networked bikini

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So who will be the first to hack this device

or the attendant app to broadcast "This girl is HOT" including temperature data to boys nearby (just so they can then gallantly offer to apply the suntan lotion, of course).

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LOHAN'S PRATCHETT mission set to soar Saturday

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It's got to be a million-to-one chance

because million-to-one chances crop up nine times out of ten.

Sorry, couldn't resist. Fingers crossed for a perfect Pratchett project performance!

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Facebook: Your code sucks, and we don't even have to run it to tell

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And once they add the GPP* feature to it

it might commit hara-kiri on seeing some of the code I have had to grade, and, to be brutally honest, have written at some points in time. Scientific code is often VERY ugly (but, hey, the article is documentation enough, isn't it? ;-) )

*GPP: Genuine People Personality is a registered trademark of Sirius Cybernetics. Please only use after clearance with the Sirius Cybernetics Complaints Division. Share and Enjoy!!

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Using leather in 'leccy cars is 'unTesla', rages vegan shareholder

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Re: Plastic fantastic

OK, just to freak out the Vegans (or is it Vogons):

Can they guarantee that all the fossil bits in fossil fuel needed to make plastic is purely plant derived. I bet there are quite some hydrocarbons of animal origin in there; animals who quite likely (given the nature of natural death) suffered a horrible death, were crushed under tonnes and tonnes of rock for eons, their bodies slowly liquifying, only to be recycled as toys for a bunch of arrogant bipedal semi-hairless apes! The horrror, the HORROR!!!!!!

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Bill Nye's bonkers LightSail spaceship unfurls solar sails at last

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In my mind's eye ...

I can see space pirates with black sails, preparing to board this craft. SHIVER ME TIMBERS!!!!!

;-)

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FLYING SAUCER crashes into Pacific off Hawaii - NASA

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Re: Failed?

True, progress is often made by eliminating most of the ways of getting it wrong. I tend to get an uneasy feeling when something I have built (or programmed for that matter) works perfectly at the first test. You are left with the awkward feeling that things might blow up in your face later.

Hence the icon

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Voyager 2 'stopped' last week, and not just for maintenance

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Perhaps. More likely, they might laugh more at the fact that some still feel digital watches are a pretty neat idea

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Re: If you play it backwards

Let's hope it doesn't say "I seem to be having tremendous difficulty with my lifestyle", and ends up in the hands of the Vl'hurgs (although a small dog might once again come to the rescue)

OK, time to go, the one with the cassette tapes of the radio play in the pocket, please

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Re: I was a bit sad ...

Quarantine barrier? You mean the one they errected because they took offence at the fact that we (or at least some of us) play cricket?

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Star Trek's Lt Uhura hospitalised in LA after stroke

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Fingers crossed for a full recovery

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Elon Musk's $4.9 BEELLLION taxpayer windfall revealed

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Re: Red-in-Tooth-and-Claw?

Or indeed that being a "red-in-tooth-and-claw capitalist" is a good thing per se?

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Attack of the IT monuments men: Museum wants your kit

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Things do change rapidly. I still have an 8" floppy (128 kB!!) with (supposing the magnetic layer hasn't degraded) CP/M 2.0 on it used in one of the first computers I used for image processing. I now think nothing of filling 80GB of disk space with solar data in the space of 10-15 minutes and then grumble the PC is taking a few hours to chug through that mass of data.

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IT-savvy US congressmen to Feds: End your crypto-backdoor crusade

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IT-savvy US congressmen?

An endangered species, methinks. I propose a toast to this rare utterance of (at least a little) common sense in a sea of paranoia-driven gibberish.

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Google patents DEVIL TOY which will BRAINWASH KIDS

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"in a secret Google lab that may or may not be filled with roving robots, space elevators and talking refrigerators"

What? No chatty doors?

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City of birth? Why password questions are a terrible idea

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Re: Even worse

Blue,....

No, RED!!

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

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And now for something completely different:

I could imagine some online forms choking on Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch as a place of birth

Coat please! Mine is the one with the souvenir ruler from Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch in the pocket

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Re: Spell it phonetically

Reminds me of the BOFH episode where Simon reminisced about the time he set the password expiry time to 24 hours and minimum required length to 32 characters, forcing people to use a password generator which produced results looking like "vaguely pronounceable line noise"

Brilliant

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ZX Spectrum 'Hobbit' revival sparks developer dispute

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Re: Repeat after me:

I Just Thought It Was A Golem Speaking

Dorfl

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Last flying Avro Vulcan, XH558, prepares for her swan song

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Re: What a shame

As a kid I spotted these thundering over in Cornwall. I also spotted one while fossil hunting in Yorkshire. One of the most iconic British planes ever. Sad moment to see it grounded.

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Swedish government wins legal case to seize Pirate Bay domains

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Re: Legal reasoning.

If you use those to commit a crime, according to that reasoning apparently: yes. Without wanting to go into the right or wrong of the current court decision, I would expect many countries have similar provisions. A home might be difficult to see as a tool in a crime, but if someone is a persistent drunk driver, and kills somebody whilst driving under influence, few would argue that confiscating car (and licence) would be excessive punishment. If someone uses his credit card to defraud people, confiscating it could be part of the punishment.

What is needed in most countries is a court order.

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South Korea mandates spyware installation on teenagers' smartphones

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Smart Sheriff?

Isn't that a contradiction in terms?

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Apple Watch rationing caused by the MOON GOAT, not quality

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We're DOOMED!!

Oh, wait, moon goat, not giant mutant star goat.

OK everyone, get off that B-ark, false alarm

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BOFH: Getting to the brown, nutty heart of the water cooler matter

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Just what I needed

great episode

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Business or pleasure? Crucial MX200 and BX100 1TB SSDs

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Re: Very interesting

Yes it is the extreme bursty nature of the data. I take mosaic shots like this twenty-three paner (do click on the image to see the full 3541x3451 res ;-)) and there is nothing more frustrating than to see the HDD suddenly throttle your speed from 100FPS to 4 or 5FPS just as cloud is approaching and you want to catch just one more pane. No doubt if acquisition was faster, I would catch more than "just" 80 GB per session.

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Very interesting

In solar imaging I am SERIOUSLY limited by the HDD I/O speed, with a camera spitting out 1936x1216 16bit grey level images at a rate of 128FPS. I easily gather 60-80 GB per sunny day, so speed and endurance figures like this are comforting

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GCHQ puts out open recruitment call for 'white hat' hackers

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Re: Wanted

I would have thought the advert read:

Come over to the Dark side!!

but most likely any advert is just a diversion to make us believe they don't already know who wants that job

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BILLION YEAR SECRETS of baking hellworld Mercury UNLOCKED by NASA probe crash

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Great thumbs up and glasses raised to the scientists and engineers who built this craft. Well done!! The only thing they do not seem to be good at is estimating how long their craft will last, but at least they tend to err on the (very) safe side ;-)

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All-Russian 'Elbrus' PCs and servers go on sale

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So in Russia ....

2015 will finally be the year of the Linux desktop?

Sorry, even as a long term Linux user, I just couldn't resist.

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How Groucho Marx lost his voice and found his funny bone

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Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana

Only a genius can come up with stuff like that. I just love his off-the-wall humour

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Hawking hologram comforts One Direction fans with Zayny parallel universe claim

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It is of course possible to create your own custom universe in your office, so you can research stories in the daytime, and still go to parties in the evening.

Where I read that? Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy of course

OK, so I would like one universe to go, with extra Ford Prefect and Zaphod Beeblebrox, but hold the One Direction, Justin Bieber, and the entire Kardashian clan

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China tackles vital strippers-at-funeral problem

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I have to wonder

whether the old man wouldn't have preferred to have been presented with six erotic dancers before his death.

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SEX: Naughty female stegosauruses offered it on a PLATE

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Every schoolboy's favourite dino?

Stegosaurus is OK, but I was much more a T. rex or Ankylosaurus fan as a kid (and I still haven't grown up according to my missus)

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Fed-up Colorado man takes 9mm PISTOL to vexing Dell PC

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Ah, the old Olivetti's. My physical scars have healed by now. I would much more prefer to take an axe to them and "give them a reprogramming they will never forget" to paraphrase Ford Prefect's words to Eddy, the shipboard computer.

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Re: I think that may invalidate his warranty...

When he fired his first shot, did he get a message:

Windows has detected new hardware:

9mm Hi-point compatibe bullet

Please wait until proper drivers have been installed

Sorry, just couldn't resist, I'll get me coat

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Don't shoot the Messenger: NASA's suicide probe to punch hole in Mercury

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"its final contribution to the scientific canon"

most fittingly will be

KABOOM!!

Sorry, couldn't resist.

When it goes, I will raise a glass to this plucky Messenger's contribution to science (and also to all those engineers and scientists who made it possible.

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Nvidia's GTX 900 cards lock out open-source Linux devs yet again

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Re: firmware

Yep, must agree there. I am quite pragmatic when it comes to software, we have some CUDA stuff running here so nVidia is needed. I used to download the nVidia propriatary drivers, but I have run into two instances where they borked the system. Scrapping the nVidia stuff and switching to nouveau sorted it, and let me keep some older hardware alive. If nVidia ships working stuff I will happily install it again, but not before I am sure it won't bork my system again.

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NASA probe sent to faraway planet finds DWARF world instead: Pics

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Re: Plutopalooza

Certainly worthy cause for a party. My son was really chuffed to hear the flyby is on his birthday. I will certainly raise a glass to both occasions

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Rand Paul puts Hillary Clinton's hard drive on sale

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"Does the world want a president who is unaware of the passing of IDE and the ascent of SATA?"

Well, the more serious issue is: Does the world want a president who wants to be president, as it is a well-known and much lamented fact that those people who most want to rule people are ipso facto those least suited for the job.

The one with the cassette tapes of the Hitchikers Guide radio play in the pocket please

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Indian cops spice up protests with pepper spray-armed DRONES

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I just have to ask

It being India, is the pepper spray Vindaloo flavour?

I'll get my coat. The one with the menu of the Indian takeaway in the pocket, please

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ALIENS ARE COMING: Chief NASA boffin in shock warning

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And slood? Have you taught them about slood yet?

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