* Posts by Michael H.F. Wilkinson

2612 posts • joined 24 Apr 2007

Hack hijacks electric skateboards, dumps hipsters in the gutter

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Re: ".. you could also just hit them with a car."

16 ton weight will also do nicely

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Judge spanks SCO in ancient ownership of Unix lawsuit

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WHEN WILL THIS END??????

Like Reg Shoe I have nothing against zombies, but like him I hate it when they lurch and groan, and lurching and groaning is what the SCO group are doing.

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I am getting my coat. The one with Night Watch in the pocket please

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Nork-ribbing flick The Interview AXED: Sony caves under hack terror 'menace'

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Strange to see NATO back down from vague NORK threats

OK, I'll get me coat

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Crossbar says it's 'one step' from delivering miracle RRAM

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Very interesting read

We live in exciting times. It is great to see many different groups of extremely smart people trying to create breakthrough technologies to make impossible things possible

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It's whiff, Jim, but not as we know it: Curiosity sniffs ORGANICS on Mars

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Re: Spikes in the methane can only mean one thing.

Would that be a MAdRaS curry

I'll get me coat

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El Reg's mighty rocket spaceplane Vulture 2 arrives in US of A

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Re: Westmalle or Duvel

Westvleteren is also great. I live close enough to Belgium (the country, not the swear word ;-) ) to have access to a wide selection, and regularly sample ones unknown to me.

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Re: Looking good, and looking forward to launch!

Good idea! I have just found 3 in the city of Groningen itself, but am not sure about the quality (experimental validation called for). Another is nearby in the village of Peize (quite a nice brown beer, in character similar to Palm). Of the others, two seem to be lagers, and one very small one has a porter and an AMerican blond beer

I'll still have that Westmalle Tripel, but that does not mean I won't try the others

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Looking good, and looking forward to launch!

Certainly a reason to raise a glass (as if we need one). Mine will be a Westmalle Tripel or a Duvel (no microbreweries here, alas)

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France says NON! to UberPop: New law to kill off amateur cabs

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So Uber says a small fee is involved, but it is not commercial?

Mr. Spock would find this illogical

I tend to agree. Uber is all about cost-cutting. This is fair enough in commercial ventures, but they seem to want to weasel their way through, avoiding (not entirely unreasonable) rules and regulations.

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Senator: Backdoor for the Feds is a backdoor for hackers

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Re: Hooray for progress!!

Pleasant and rare surprise to hear this level of sense from a politician (of any nation, I hasten to add)

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Is there ANOTHER UNIVERSE headed BACKWARDS IN TIME?

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Re: 24 the ultimate answer

Agreed: 6 bits is perfect, as 6 is the first perfect number

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Re: Deep question with more than one mystery

The CPT and similar symmetries in quantummechanics are so neat, and then entropy comes along and immediately everything gets messy

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Re: Ah!

You mean UKIP consists of Auditors?

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So is 24 the ultimate answer in that universe?

I'll get me coat

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Rosetta beams back colour pics: 67P shades of grey are SO HOT right now

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So on the next mission they will bring a vacuum cleaner?

Alternatively, the colour scheme was dreamed up by the same designer who labelled the black buttons in black on a black background, and when pressed a little black lamp lit up black to show that you had done it.

Only this time they used dark grey, probably chosen from one of those colour selection pages which has 24 identically coloured squares in them (at least to my insensitive male eyes, my wife swears they are different, and only number 42A matches the drapes)

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Brit GUN NUT builds WORKING SNIPER RIFLE at home out of scrap metal!

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Re: Better title needed.

You are missing an important rule in journalism: Never let facts stand in the way of an alarmist headline. Indeed, the Reg missed an opportunity to call hysterically:

SCRAP METAL SHOULD BE BANNED!!!!!

THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!!!!

as the Daily Wail might have done

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US Navy's LASER CANNON WARSHIP: USS Ponce sent to Gulf

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Re: "Ponce"

"Ponce de Leon discovered Florida, that's the best know Ponce."

By now Ponce da Quirm might be more famous to much of the Reg's readership

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Lenov-OUCH! 500,000 laptop cables recalled in burning mains cock-up

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Strange: how much power must a Lenovo laptop draw (I have one) to overheat a mains cable. Even a mere 0.75mm^2 cable (uncoiled in the open) is rated to 6 amps. At 230V that is 1.380 kW. They may have used 0.5mm^2 rated at only 3 amps (only 690 W), but even that kind of draw seems a bit high (toasted genitals high, even). At 110-120 V the issue is different, of course.

Icon, well, obvious, innit?

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Ford dumps Windows for QNX in new in-car entertainment unit

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Is it just me

or is that Ford trying to look like an Aston Martin, by the look of that front grille.

Nice try, but given the choice I would rather get an Aston Martin for Xmas ( wouldn't mind getting a Ford, and then of course neither are very likely, but a man may dream).

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"The future is HUD.

Like on a fighter jet.

I already want one."

Me too. An F22 would be nice for X-mas

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Cool technology: Submerged blade servers escape the heat

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Interesting and humorous read. I will point my students to this whenever they complain about difficulties in the computer lab (which is computer heaven compared to what you need to go through)

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Did rock-hard aliens turn young Earth MOIST? New probe data emerges

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Re: Some may be further away

Ah, but everyone knows a million to one chances succeeds nine times out of ten.

That time already? Mine is the one with "Small Gods" in the pocket

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Brit boffins debunk 'magnetic field and cancer' link

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Frankly, I am not too surprised by the results of the study, but thumbs up to the scientists for putting in the hours to debunk this mallarkey. This is of course all part and parcel of the scientific method: do not dismiss someone else's theory because it sounds stupid, prove it wrong. Do not forget not all alarmist ideas are wrong. Many people long believed X-rays were just a useful tool (or even a nice fairground attraction), and were harmless. Now people treat them with a lot more care for good reason. So whilst there are a lot of idiots crying wolf, in some cases they might be right. What is tiresome is that certain people will not listen to any amount of scientific proof. Unfortunately, there is no "ignore" button you can press in real life, so they no longer bother you.

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Boffins: We have found a way to unlock the MYSTERIES OF SHEEP from old parchments

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Well obviously

If the document is a legal one, it is very likely the DNA makes more captivating reading

The effect is even more pronounced in the case of accountancy

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So - you thought you knew all about the INSTANT COFFEE DUNES of TITAN?

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Lakes of methanol and ethanol

Have a lakeside holiday on Titan, OK it's cold, but you can get blind drunk for free once you get there (ethanol will see to the drunk, methanol to the blind).

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No NAND's land: Flash will NOT take over the data centre

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If it is a disk world .....

DOES THE PERMANENT ERASE FUNCTION SPEAK IN CAPITALS ONLY?

Sorry, couldn't resist. Mine's the one with "Thud" in the pocket

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Home Wi-Fi security's just as good as '90s PC security! Wait, what?

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Plus ce change, plus c'est la même chose

Ah, reminds me of an old BOFH episode

"But I like the word Maggot!"

"And I like the words Grievous Bodily Harm, but I don't use them as a password. Not any more, anyway. "

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NASA prods sleeping New Horizons spacecraft: Wakey, wakey, Pluto's calling

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Re: Beep, beep, beep ...

Or should that be "brain the size of a dwarf planet"

Runs for cover

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Thumbs up to NASA

Great news. Looking forward to the results, and my eldest son will be chuffed the closest encounter is on his birthday.

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BOFH: Santa, bloody Santa

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Nice one. It has a nice recursive feel to it.

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Orion BELTS UP: Space shuttle wannabe preps again for test flight

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Re: "fuel valve that refused to close properly"

At least the valve is not sulking in basements, as our elevators have been doing lately. Should never have gone for the Sirius Cybernetics model

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Sinclair is back with the Spectrum Vega ... just as rubbish as the ZX

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Re: RCA? Pah. Young 'uns know nothing

And from the left field comes the Elan Enterprise 128. I still have fond memories of the little joy-sticky thing with the at least half-decent full size keyboard, and a WHOPPING 128 kB of RAM. Even managed to program a discrete Fourier transform on it. It worked, ...., if you were very patient. Won't claim it was better than any other out there, but it shared several features with the Spectrum: Z80 processor, and only appeared WAY after the promised date. What was very nice is that like the Acorn Atom and Electron (we used many of those in the labs) you got the entire schematic, and many ports were properly buffered, so you could add your own external devices without risk of frying the computer.

Regarding this project: More keys might of course be added if they exceed their target by a sufficient margin

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Orion: To Mars, the Moon and beyond... but first, a TEST FLIGHT through Van Allen belt

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Of course it can fly

About 1% better than this half brick I have here

On a more serious note: I do not care about the political reasons for the project, if it can get people deeper into space, I am all for it. Maybe it's nostalgia for my days as a kid stuck to the TV screen watching all Apollo-related programmes, but more likely its just that I applaud all serious exploration of space.

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Hominid ancestors beat humans to the drinks cabinet, say boffins

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Maybe the history of drinking has a similar three-phase pattern as warfare, which has the Retaliation (I am going to kill you because you killed my brother), Anticipation (I am going to kill you because I killed your brother) and Diplomacy (I am going to kill my brother and then kill you on the pretext that your brother did it) phases. Here we have

Avoidance: Don't eat that fallen fruit, it will make you drunk for a week!

Tolerance: Do eat that fruit, it won't make you drunk for a week

Binging: Let's brew our own stuff so we can get drunk for a week again

Raises glass and doffs hat to Douglas Adams

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Rosetta science team thinks Philae might come to life in the spring

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Re: Hard surface

No, they were expecting the Spanish inquisition, or were they?

I'll get me coat

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BOFH: Everyone deserves a little DOWNTIME

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Re: Did anyone notice the small surge of acceleration

"There is a God after all"

Yes, he is called Simon

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Samsung to boot out Shin after Galaxy S5 tanks – report

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My wife bought a Samsung, I have almost exclusively had (cheaper) HTCs which I found very usable since my first Desire. After seeing all the bloatware on the Samsung, I steered well clear and got my first higher-end phone: the One M-8. Love it.

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Your PHONE is slowly KILLING YOU

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Re: He must be several tera-furlongs out of his skull

Here on the continent I prefer to get my beer from Belgium. Where's that Westmalle Tripel?

Next time I am in the US I will certainly try some of the micro-brewery beers I have heard good reports of.

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He must be several tera-furlongs out of his skull

“As the head tilts forward the forces seen by the neck surges to 27 pounds at 15 degrees, 40 pounds at 30 degrees, 49 pounds at 45 degrees and 60 pounds at 60 degrees,” Hansraj writes.

Having studied astronomy and physics, let me assert:

The scientific unit of force is NOT pounds!!

If you do not use SI units in science writing at least have the decency to convert to more accepted units like the Norris (so moving from 1.2 Norris to 2.67 Norris).

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ESA's spaceplane cleared for lift-off in February 2015

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Re: "land on conventional runways"

Nah, bankers don't do fiddling small change like six million dollars

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Post-pub nosh neckfiller: Bryndzové halušky

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Re: How could it not be good?

Especially if the bacon is fried such that it contains enough BCBs (according to the Samuel Vimes school of gastronomy)

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NASA revisits Europa with modern image-processing software

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Very interesting image. It is stunning how well modern mosaicing software works compared to the older stuff. I use those methods a lot in lunar (33 pane mosaic here) and solar (31 pane mosaic) imaging. Different deconvolution techniques really help as well.

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BOFH: WHERE did this 'fax-enabled' printer UPGRADE come from?

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Nice start to the weekend

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FORGET the CLIMATE: FATTIES are a MUCH BIGGER problem - study

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Re: I'm three terrorists at least!

At least you aren't illiterate as well

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Re: A better measure...

Height to girth, or chest to belly girth ratios are dimensionless and MUCH better for that reason.

The BMI based on a power of 2.5 might be better, but why not the power of three that simple geometry suggests? There may be empirical or statistical reasons for the power of 2.5, but it does look a bit like some people do not want to admit how totally stupid the power of 2.0 was and switch to 3.0 directly. After all, if I simply scale a short, skinny athlete by 10% in all directions, his weight should go up by a factor of 1.331, keeping his body fat percentages, height to girth ratios, etc identical. Thus, I feel 2.5 is a compromise, rather than entirely reasonable. Even if some fit was made to empirical data, I am deeply suspicious that the result would be 2.5 exactly, right between the traditional value and the one suggested by geometry.

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Useless 'computer engineer' Barbie FIRED in three-way fsck row

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To paraphrase Marvin

I get a headache trying to think down at the level of those storytellers (prhase used without prejudice).

The "quality of that story reminds me of a snoopy cartoon, where snoopy gets a rejection letter for a story he has submitted, together with a rejection for the next story he might want to submit.

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Britain's HUMAN DNA-strewing Moon mission rakes in £200k

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Let me get this straight

So one objective is to take somebody's selfies and cat videos and drop them down a deep, dark hole on the moon.

Sounds like an excellent plan

More seriously, if that's what it takes to get even a little more funding into space research, I can live with that

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YOU are the threat: True confessions of real-life sysadmins

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Simon will be recharging the cattle-prod

"Some sysadmins will go to extremes to secure a network, viewing it (wrongly) as their property."

What do you mean WRONGLY?

>KZZZEERRT!!!<

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Patch NOW! Microsoft slings emergency bug fix at Windows admins

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Re: Slack

Using free wifi for a security update? Call me paranoid, but I have seen so many security issues in fre wifi that I only use it for non-sensitive stuff (like browsing the Reg)

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