the forecast is clear over here in the north of the Netherlands! What next, flying pigs?
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the forecast is clear over here in the north of the Netherlands! What next, flying pigs?
Of, course, the more Ecksian approach is to send anyone who gets elected straight to jail, on the practical basis that this saves time
Doffs hat (panama today) to the memory of the late, great Terry Pratchett
Staying with the HHG theme: this just proves that those people who most want to rule people are ipso facto those least suited for the job. So maybe the president's job is to distract people from where the actual power is. Donald Trump could be as successful as Zaphod Beeblebrox in that case.
Or wasn't he?
I know, I know, I know my hair's on fire.
Your face is melting....
Did you know that?
(Doffs hat (Tilley today) to Loudon Wainwright III, and is outahere)
Unless it's "Nein! Nein! Nein! Nein! Nein!!!"
I think they have reached that point
Is this Turing complete?
Here's another of those self-satisfied doors. I can tell it's going to open by the intolerable air of smugness it suddenly generates
Or simply: "Ook!"
Darn, no UU librarian icon
That is bloody brilliant! It has thoroughly cheered me up. It is almost as bad as the "Share and Enjoy" song sung by robots with their voice boxes exactly one flattened fifth out of tune. I'll certainly raise a glass to this
Well done those engineers!
Hey, market forces alive and kicking in the USA, and in government procurement, no less!
Big thumbs up to the SpaceX guys for making it happen
Pork pies feature in there somewhere, I am sure
"In fact, at least one child was initially raised as a native speaker of Klingon."
Does the "initially" mean that some child-care agency stepped in, or did the parents come to their senses? I am quite a Lord of the Rings (the books), and Discworld fan, but I didn't name my kids Frodo, Galadriel, Havelock, Carrot, or Glod, nor did I teach them Quenya, Sindarin or Adunaic. I certainly wouldn't dream of teaching those as their first language.
I prefer to just stick a fish in their ear. Works for me and my friend Ford Prefect
We are currently working on new fast particle tracking and track reconstruction software for a different detector, but I might well check out these data to see if we can apply our algorithms to this work as well.Should keep a couple of students out of mischief
it reminds me of the Apollo era of my youth, and puts a smile on my face. Wonderful really to see a Soyuz lift off a western satellite. It shows that despite the troubles we still have, differences can be overcome.
You could of course argue that free market forces simply made the Soyuz the best bang (or actually, "not bang", the last thing they want to see is a rocket go bang) for your buck. However, in 1969, as I sat watching the moon landing WAY past my normal bedtime, these free market forces weren't allowed to work.
So, I'll raise a pint to the successful launch, and further collaboration (there are worse causes).
À votre santé!
ONLY throwing capacity at any problem might not be optimal, but with the sheer volume of data processed in many applications, capacity is certainly needed. At the risk of winning a prize for pointing out the bleedin' obvious: you need to find the right tools first, and then assess how much compute power you need, given the optimal tools. Big data really requires you to think hard about tooling. I have seen people throw weeks of compute power of a large section of a Blue Gene machine at a problem that the right algorithm could solve in a couple of hours on a desktop PC. This wasn't even a big data problem, but it really demonstrated the difference in performance between O(N2) and O(N) algorithms.
Of course, in many cases you must also wonder whether you really need all that big data. Bigger isn't necessarily better
It is indeed no worse than the X-factor or The Voice of <Insert Name Here>, and those DO drag on for months. I am fine with people watching those programmes as long as they do not expect me to.
You certainly earned your pint!
I work in IT end even I'm not that sad. Anyway, it can't lift a pint, so is disqualified straight out the gate."
My thoughts exactly. These students may be too young to remember Sirius Cybernetics "Your plastic pall who's fun to be with" definition of a robot, i.e. they do not know their classics, and will probably be the first against the wall when the revolution comes, as a consequence.
The drone might be able to lift the miserly little glasses they sell beer in here in the Netherlands, however. Fortunately I have found a pub where they sell good beer in proper glasses (see icon).
Maybe he mean 443 Hurts (SI unit for cattle prods and tazers) rather than Hertz
I once had a scientologist wanting to inflict a questionnaire on me, so, being a good sport, I went along with it. Answering all the loaded questions in slowly increasing psychopath mode wasn't the only thing that got to him. I think it was the combination of my slightly too bright smile, the way I kept staring fixedly at his right ear, and developing a slight twitch in my left eye that really did it. I was careful not to overdo it, I just subtly built it up. He bolted at the end.
I had just been rehearsing a part as an insane Columbian taxi driver in a student play, so I could keep the act up all day, if needed
Lovely episode. I must say the line:
"Well the only way we can cool it down quickly will be to bring it into contact with something cool with a dense thermal mass I guess,"
had me expecting the boss ending up with burn marks on his forehead. The word "dense" must have triggered that mental image, but I suppose the world "cool" would argue against it.
I do like the notion of a cooling hammer, and my 2.7 lb lump hammer I have lying around the office for demonstration purposes during certain computer vision lectures might be assigned a new role
Antique? I have still got an 8" floppy disk lying around, with a whole 128 kB of storage (CP/M 2.0 from Digital Research is on it, according to the label).
128MB USB stick antique! Youth these days
Erm, .... has anybody got an 8" floppy drive with USB interface lying around?
If 3D XPOINT is a lot cheaper than the DRAM + NAND backup solution it does become interesting, even if its speed isn't quite as high. Not sure it is, however.
What were they thinking?"
There are two option:
a) Not a lot. This assumes no malice in the perpetrator
b) They thought they could get away with it. That implies malice
In the first case the person may not be suitable for working at the police.
In the second place the person is certainly not suitable for working at the police
Well, anything could be evidence of a crime, couldn't it? Every humorous video of a kitten might have hidden information concerning some heinous terrorist plot. Storing only part of the information on the interwebs is really not enough! We should demand that the US government retain ALL data generated anywhere. There might be a slight storage problem, of course ......
Not sure I will upgrade my M8 just yet. I rather like its 2 day battery life (even after 2 years) under my usage conditions, and more importantly, using it in the kitchen to blare out Rammstein, Blue Oyster Cult, System of a Down, Rory Gallagher, or Rush. Clears the kitchen in no time, so I can cook in peace. Very soothing ....
Should it give up the ghost any time soon, I will turn elsewhere, it would seem. Pity, I always liked my HTCs (starting from the old Desire)
And here I was thinking that it was less likely to contract an STD from watching porn than from actually having sex (especially if you haven't educated kids properly).
Have you seen liquor stores in Utah? I have seen a couple that look like prisons from the outside. $DEITY forbid you would want to go in there.
Doesn't work of course. People still like to raise a glass
Certainly not novel, there are similar efforts in the US (also amongst scientists). It's just that we do not necessarily want to have our scientific data on US-owned clouds. Commercial clouds are geared to particular classes of (business) problems, which are very suitable for distributed computing (often embarrassingly parallel). Scientists often have different requirements for which commercial clouds are not that suitable (I have a couple), so scientists may come up with different technical solutions. These solutions may well be of use to industry. My data? Less so, I would say
This could be very useful. I collaborate with many fellow researchers, mainly in the EU, on various projects increasingly involving massive data sets. A platform that would allow more efficient sharing and processing of data could certainly help in many such projects. We will see how this pans out
That, or they weren't invited to join in. Alternatively, the MUDs were hogging too much CPU time and that got in the way of the sysadmin's MUDs
Following on from the spirit of this Bill, I think they should declare Pi=3. It would save all the hassle of trying to work out all the other digits.
(Yes I know it's been tried once, but the technology wasn't as advanced back then.)
Just call in Bergholt Stutley Johnson!
Might even get the mail sorted before it was sent
I think you are all being unfair to congressmen: They can think, for a given value of "think". The problem is they appear to be thinking about themselves mostly, rather than the real world out there
That pleasantness makes the political debate sound so much more grown-up than the childish bickering so many other politicians go in for, in particular when they disagree with someone, purely because he is member of another party, even when that person is proposing the very same policy the other said he were backing. I find that such puerile behaviour (not limited to a single country, alas).
Well done to these Canadians for showing politicians can be polite.
that "rm" stands for "remark".
Our sysadmin told us so
His name is Simon, I think
Just playing the Devil's advocate: People might argue that parody implies humour. Scientology might be funny, but I don't see any humorous side to it.
Still worth a shot, of course. Anything to trip up Scientologists has my blessing
May the Flying Spagheti Monster strike Judge Gerard down with long thin strands of pasta!
Well, that would prove the judge wrong, wouldn't it
They might impact on the local planning office in Alpha Centauri. Still, they might also find information on any demolition plans
More seriously, simply dust along the way could seriously damage a craft flying at that speed, even if cosmic rays miss it. Still a fascinating project. We need people doing weird science, and hey, it's got frickin' lasers involved. All we need is sharks
My HTC One M8 normally lasts two days on a full charge (it is two years old now, still works fine). No complaints there. By contrast, my wife's Samsung seems to be dead after (way) less then a day most of the time, by comparison (the kids' Samsung seem to last longer). I would hope the new M10 has similar battery life to the M8 (no guarantees of course). The Sonys have a good rep on that count. I might well consider one when I upgrade
Could we send the politicians to the asteroid, concentrate them on one side, and let the emanations of hot air deflect the asteroid gently?
Tell them they are going to make history, and will get an unrivalled degree of visibility amongst the electorate.
Regrettably, a return journey is impossible due to budget cuts they proposed (information on this will only be divulged on a need-to-know basis).
Win-win situation in my book
The title is somewhat misleading, it had me thinking this was an upgrade to LOFAR, which is the biggest radio telescope in Europe. The first paragraph puts things straight however. LOFAR and WSRT (among others) are FAR bigger, fully steerable scopes, but they are not single dishes. LOFAR does beam forming digitally (it is a huge phased array), whereas WSRT consists of 14 steerable dishes, which have recently been upgraded with an array antenna at the focus of each dish, similar to the Effelsberg upgrade. Surveys can be done much faster now. We live in fascinating times.
Brings back part of the excitement of the Apollo days. Well done to all at SpaceX
Just send the random numbers (any source of physical random noise will provide that, like thermal noise in a webcam), and let them decrypt that.
Sit back and have some popcorn
Brilliant episode. Really cheered up a rainy day here in the Netherlands (It has its merits: 1 hour closer to beer o'clock than the UK ;-))
Drove through this town many a time on my way to Austria, whilst avoiding traffic jams on the Autobahn. Let us hope it was mere oversight, and someone found only recently that the late, but hardly lamented AH was still in the books as a lovely guy
Alternatively, send up the politician and "forget" to retrieve the mission
We dropped the payload in the Mariana Trench.