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* Posts by Oninoshiko

1660 posts • joined 6 Oct 2008

Apple: We're still GREAT pals with GT and we'd LOVE to team up again

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There was no way GT was ever going to be making an iPhone screen. The sapphire has to be to thick to prevent it from being brittle.

It's far more likely that is was being considered for the iWatch.

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FYI: OS X Yosemite's Spotlight tells Apple EVERYTHING you're looking for

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Re: Same as iOS 8

"Is there some sort of organisation that dictates this or are you the sole arbiter of what software can and can't do?"

As the consumer of software, it turns out, I AM the sole arbiter of what software on my system will do. Funny that. I do not need a program to do some unified search of the web and my machine, it's something I would never want.

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Re: Same as iOS 8

You'd have to be bloody thick if you think spotlight was for searching the web.

It's for searching you local harddrive.

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Sophos to offshore American support operations

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Re: By moving out of N America would this...

probably not. In the US they are unquestionably subject to (horrible, overbroad, insane) FISA orders. Outside the US, if they are any good at what they do, it's going to be much more difficult.

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Nobody wants to look at your boobs: Snapchat gets ads 'that interest you'

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"The best advertisements tell you more about stuff that actually interests you,"

So, ads on snapchat will be ads for nekked selfies?

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MasterCard adds fingerprint scanner to credit cards for spending sans the PIN

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what kind of person would use a personal identification number number?

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Internet finally ready to replace answering machine cassette tape

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Re: NIght Light

I always thought this was quite obvious.

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Don't mess with Texas ('cos it's getting Google Fiber and you're not)

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Re: But this is Google

Honestly, for 1G/s I wouldn't give two fucks.

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The Apple launch AS IT HAPPENED: Totally SERIOUS coverage, not for haters

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It's a shame

your invites keep getting lost in the mail.

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City council thinks what we're all thinking: 'Comcast is terrible – and NOT welcome here'

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I'm not sure what it's doing on theregister.co.UK either.

Incidentally, the correct course of action is to build out a fiber infrastructure in response.

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Arab States make play for greater government control of the internet

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only goverments should steer how the web is run because governments do mass surveillance.

wat.

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Apple hit by INSIDER LEAK: New iPad Mini 3, iPad Air 2 blabbed

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Re: I just don’t get why people are so eager for these leeks.

http://leekspin.com/

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Philip Morris seeks pay-per-puff patent to help you STOP smoking

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Re: Once again the drug dealers attempt ...

"You keep saying it is cool. I only say it is less harmful to me than smoking, and that something non harmful that adults do that does not affect you is none of your business."

Point of order: Even if it was harmful, as long as you're only harming yourself, it's STILL none of my business.

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Gotham gets the Smallville treatment with Jim Gordon in lead role

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Re: i like scifi and superhero stuff

I think AC nailed it. It's really not Batman, it's not about Batman. It's a different, tangential story set in the same city. <del>Chicago</del> Gotham really works well for for a film noir style detective story, you've got a decent cop, surrounded by corruption. He's going to get dirty, but he's still a good guy, and will do it for the right reasons.

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Google hauls Java-on-Android spat into US Supreme Court

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Re: AC

If sun had used the GPL Java would have been useless. The reason the license was chosen was to make sure the API would be truly under sun's control, allowing them to properly enforce the "Write once, run anywhere" concept they desired.

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Remember that tale of a fired accountant who blamed Comcast? It's kinda true, says telco

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Re: Never quite got...

The money's good.

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Hey, non-US websites – FBI don't have to show you any stinkin' warrant

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I'm thinking the only way some of this can be replyed to is this:

mu.

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Sprint starting mass layoffs to 'improve operational efficiencies' in mobile network

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Re: Certain management and non-management positions?

the part where my already shitty service provided by my employer gets worse.

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IBM goes gunning for Intel with Nvidia GPU-charged Power8 servers

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Re: It never ceases to amuse me

OS/2 was a partnership with MS, MS got NT out of the deal.

NT is the core of every edition of windows MS still sells.

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Google's Eric Schmidt's shock confession: Steve Jobs is.... MY HERO

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So we should all park in handicapped spaces, dispute being fully able-bodied?

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Facebook: Ha! Like we'd STOP trickcyclists messing with your MIND

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Re: What? No Kiss?

Once violated enough, it becomes the norm and you cease to feel violated. All they have to do is wait.

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Google ordered to tear down search results from its global dotcom by French court

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Re: @DaLo

hogwash.

Google isn't repeating the slander, they are just saying "that guy over there it talking about it."

Furthermore, Google is following french law on their french site. That court is over-extending it's purview, unless you think all regional laws should be applied globally. If so, I need to invest in some burqa factories.

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Contempt of court

I suppose the court can freeze all the french assets... how extensive are google's french assets, I wonder.

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POISON PI sniffs WiFi from your mail room, goes on rampage

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Re: Great idea

I agree!

I would pick the address someone who got that promotion you wanted.

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Microsoft's nightmare DEEPENS: Windows 8 market share falling fast

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most interesting thing

What I find interesting is that windows 7 is still rising! hurry up and get us 10 so TIFKAM can die the death it so richly deserves.

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You don't have to be mad to work at Apple but....

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Re: Further efficiency gains ahead?

I was thinking you where going to suggest integrating a toilet with the desk... Although that might be a shitty idea...

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Take THAT, hated food! It's OVER, tedious chewing! Soylent strikes back with version 1.1

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Re: Mixed up humans?

yes, but they only went to humans in the "green" form after they couldn't produce enough to satisfy demand from other sources. It starts with soybeans and lentils (hence the name soy-lent), then plankton, then humans.

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Windows 10: One for the suits, right Microsoft? Or so one THOUGHT

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Windows 10? I guess 7 8 9.

As much as crap as I've give Microsoft over TIFKAM, I suppose I should should commend them on recognizing and correcting their mistake, rather then doubling down on it (which was, honstly, what I expected).

Good job.

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Microsoft on the Threshold of a new name for Windows next week

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My theory...

they are going to drop the desktop altogether in favor of TIFKAM, and change the name from "Windows" to "Window"

You heard it here first!

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FBI boss: Apple's iPhone, iPad encryption puts people 'ABOVE THE LAW'

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Re: Biter Bit

"Agreed. I don't know what the exact crime stats are, but the police/government would have you believe that there are more criminals out there than honest, law abiding citizens. This is utter bollocks."

I'm going to have to disagree with you here. There ARE more criminals then there are law-abiding citizens, because we have made such a rediculous set of laws you can't help put step on one. They treat every like a criminal, because everyone is a criminal, it's just a matter of figuring out what you've done.

PAPERS CITIZEN!

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Apple 'Genius': iPhone 6? We've had NO COMPLAINTS about our BENDY iThing

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Re: So what's the actual problem?

I stick my Nexus 5 in my pocket every day, doesn't have a problem with bending.

Then again, it's a quality product designed to just work in every day workload. If you have to baby the damn phone to the point you can't put it in your front pocket, it's just not suited to be a mobile phone. This is just one of the many reasons I don't buy apple products.

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Are you a fat boy? Get to university NOW, you PENNILESS SLACKER

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Re: Flaw in the argument

If you MUST peel those potatoes (and really, as others have said, you shouldn't), it takes about 30 seconds, a drill, and a (new) toilet brush.

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Apple: SO sorry for the iOS 8.0.1 UPDATE BUNGLE HORROR

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Re: Thanks again....

I'm pretty sure I know how it got past QA. Apple doesn't actually consider making phone-calls to be a primary function of these devices, so it wasn't adequately tested. This is also why, I think, they rated so low on call quality for so long.

I honestly think apple considers the "phone" functionality to be a "legacy feature"

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'Space bubbles' may have helped Taliban down 'copter in bloody Afghanistan battle

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Re: National Security.

If you can easily manipulate the ionosphere, you probably already know about this effect and are advanced enough of an enemy this is the least of the US's worries. I'm sure the CIA is already planning to attack your volcano lair!

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Titan falls! Blizzard cancels World of Warcraft successor

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Re: Its all Destiny's fault

I don't see why, all they would have had to do to differentiate themselves was write a bloody story.

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Troll hunter Rackspace turns Rotatable's bizarro patent to stone

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Re: No easy solution

There is no "use it or lose it" rule for patents. There is no "use it or lose it" rule for copyrights. There is such a rule for trademarks. This is what is wrong with the term "intellectual property" and whoever came up with it should be shot. It's patents, trademarks, and copyrights. All are governed by different laws.

Requiring a working demonstration of the device is not hard either. If you have REALLY invented it, you can demonstrate it. As far as software patents go, the reality is, they fit in two categories, "purely mathematical and obvious to anyone versed in the art" and "purely mathematical." Neither should be permitted, the first for two reasons, the second for one.

I'd like to see what you think has made it "a lot harder to get dubious patents."

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Maybe, "Good on them!"

or, "It should happen more often, by God"

YMMV

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My TIGHT PANTS made my HUGE iPHONE go all BENDY!

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Spot on, ElReg.

"On the other hand, we might suggest that a phone which can't be carried in one's pocket hardly qualifies as a mobile phone at all in this day and age."

Yes, yes you may.

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Le whoops! Microsoft France boss blows lid off 'Windows 9' event

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So..

ElReg has both soft and small & the firm fruit giving them the silent treatment then...

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Emma Watson urges UN to back feminism – trolls threaten to leak her 'nude selfies'

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"Acting like pubescent twats..."

How else do you expect pubescent twats to act?

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Apple's new iPhone 6 vulnerable to last year's TouchID fingerprint hack

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Re: What industry do these guys work in ? Clearly not a tech one.

Pete H is right, you're going to need one of the lithographic ones...

If you are willing to wait a year, these guys should have it down is a cool £61 (100USD): http://www.peachyprinter.com/

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MOST iPhone strokers SPURN iOS 8: iOS 7 'un-updatening' in 5...4...

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Re: 46% of how many users?

5% of the close yesterday. It should be bloody obvious from context, I realize this is English, not Japanese, but, my god man, can you really not understand that context matters?

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Re: Stats are meaningless

wait, I thought ALL apple users where able to update ALL their devices FOREVER. Not doing that seems to be the biggest gloat from them...

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Ab phab: Apple is Britain's coolest brand YET AGAIN

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hrmm

while most kids today wouldn't be caught dead listening to U2 on their iPhone, I wouldn't be caught dead listening to my U2 on an iPhone.

Guess I'm not "hip" anymore.

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Game pirates 'donate' compute power to Bitcoin miners

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@streaky

While I must admit, I do have a hard time considering this any WORSE then Ubi's DRM, I've decided to just NOT PLAY THEIR GAMES. I have more games to play then I have time, even tossing out the bad-faith players like Ubi.

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Net Neutrality? Hold my coffee, I got this: FCC says it's still considering all options for Open Web

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I don't think what is needed is net nutrality

I think what is required is a seperation of content and delivery. Each of these companies, comcast, mediacom, cockscable, need to be declared what they are, a monopoly. They need split into a content company and a delivery company, and the delivery company needs to be required to change the same to all who want to use them for last-mile delivery.

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Apple iPhone 6: Looking good, slim. AW... your battery died

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Re: Excellent Review, Despite Clickbait

Neither to the iPhone 6 users, Martin, I mean they just caught up to your feature-set!

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Ten years on, TEN PER CENT of retailers aren't obeying CAN-SPAM

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"because the organization aims to [do f-all.]"

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iOS 8 Healthkit gets a bug SO Apple KILLS it. That's real healthcare!

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Re: HealthKit

atleast it's not just me

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WRISTJOB LOVE BONANZA: justWatch sex app promises blind date hookups

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Re: Your app is intriguing to me and I wish to download it...

I'm wondering if they really thought this through...

I mean, one person triple-taps you and you're gone? Gee, that's got no abuse potential.

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