15 posts • joined 5 Oct 2008
That I opted to watch Rick Astley BY CHOICE!
@ Michael C
Not only does that look like the retail version of Norton, it looks to be either NAV 2001 to 2005.
Mine's the one with the NOD32 box in it.
@That popping sound you hear
Mine's the expensive bottle of witch's brew nicked from her office. I can go back to being an American Anglophile now
Let me have the stick!
Mine's the one with the Aerial HK with the plasma turrents
Good news for Whacky Jacqui!
If this joker can get a security job for writing a worm, I reckon it'd be a cakewalk for her to become Prime Minister and also get a Dame Grand Cross too!
See what happened
When you dropped Norton Utilities off your main product line to force people to use Norton ShitstormWorks 2003, Symantec?
Mine's the one with the yellow and white box with the Swiss Army knife on the front.
That Jacqui Smith didn't have it hacked to win it for herself.
Mine's the one with the insiders in GCHQ.
Why not Novell?
Seriously. Why not?
We want the OLD Norton back!
I ditched NAV and Norton Internet (In)Security about a couple years or so and stuck to only using Norton Utilities (version 2002 mind you). Last decent Norton around till someone got the idea to bugger NU by putting it so that the only way you can use it anymore is through Norton SystemWorks (aka Norton Clusterf**k). Since then, I've been a happy happy avast! user and I've been taking a lot of complaints from friends about the new Norton line.
So with no further ado, up yours Symantec!
The Prat's had his rights Read to him
Worse, he did it drunk. I'd say 12 hours for the phorensics boys.
Like father, like son!
Today, the ISS. Tomorrow...Britannia/Sosaria
[quote]It makes sense. Why bother upgrading to Vista if XP does what you want it to do? Espeially if Vista causes compatibility issues.[/quote]
I believe I said something to this effect when XP came around and I was (and still am on all machines) running Windows 98 SE.
Just get some damn UAVs
Next-gen spy planes? Predator series and its variants. Enough said. Or maybe the MoD can stop whining and use their spy sats for something useful for a change, instead of the office flyover boob-pool.
SKYNET will be too busy
Relax. When C&C Red Alert 3 comes out, SKYNET'll be having fun hijacking the nuclear weapon subroutines or playing endless games of DEFCON.
The BOFH from Mobius gives his approval.
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