Just what the world needs -
Another shrub on the White House lawn.
337 posts • joined 29 Sep 2008
Another shrub on the White House lawn.
"...you have to leave your balls in full sun for an afternoon, ..."
I'll have you know that I tried this here in the Greater Antipodes. The doctor says that I'll be able to walk normally in a few weeks.
"Sadly, we’ll never get to see how the landing went, since it was apparently too dark and foggy for SpaceX to get decent video."
'Foggy' I can understand as we've yet to control the weather, but 'dark'? It happens for roughly half of every 24hr period and there are these wonderful inventions called 'lights'.
My conspiracy detector is working overtime here.
Ditto for Australia.
We've even had a government enquiry into the blatant ripoff merchants with the main culprits being Microsoft, Apple and Adobe. When asked to explain themselves, some even had the temerity to offer 'transport costs' for downloaded software, and 'language differences' as reasons for inflated prices.
Bunch of robbers.
Shirley this is something for the UN rather than the US?
"At the very least these things need to have one of those octagonal vane-prism things mounted on them so they make a decent blip on radar so ATC can see them."
I suggest you do a bit of research into the differences between primary and secondary radars and their use by ATC before you start offering suggestions. Things have moved on a bit since the Home Chain radar used to spot the Hun forming up over France.
"...the need to log ENF values and the secret signal sauce..."
Is that the one with 11 secret herbs and spices?
Puts 50Hz-proof tinfoil hat on; exits stage left humming...
Where is the button that says, "Not only 'No', but 'HELL, NO!'"
Is the NSA writing APIs for Google now?
Headline talks about unlicensed drivers; article talks about unregistered vehicles.
Please let me know when scanners can recognise an unlicensed driver.
Paris as she obviously doesn't know either.
...that's Marvin the Martian's original "eath-shattering KA-BOOM".
That name rings a bell.
(With apologies to The Goons.)
That's one of the more depressing headlines I've read this week.
... the fine print says something along the lines of: 'You play ball with us, and we'll stick the bat right up your donkey <synonym>'.
@Decade : "...but it's difficult to tell which way you're supposed to plug it in."
I tend to put a drop of Liquid Paper or white marker on the top of the Micro/Mini USB connector. Makes it lots easier on both the failing eyesight and the frustration factor.
Given the actions of ASIO / NSA / GCHQ/ NZSIS and all the associated TLAs and ETLAs of late, does anyone think this bill will cause them to make any changes in their modus operandi?
It would seem that they all think the laws of the land can all be ignored in their 'relentless fight in the War on Terror'.
Black choppers, naturally.
... at least get the apostrophe rule correc for 'its' correct!
An earlier quote
He added, "Within a decade, we think everyone will choose to subscribe...
should have read
"Within a decade, we think everyone will be using Libre/Open Office if we keep this gouging up."
Disclaimer: I'm perfectly happy with my non-subscription, pre-ribbon copy of Office 2003, thank you.
In similar vein:
"...and we need to ensure that we protect markets and consumers..."
should have read
"and we need to ensure that we get a piece of the action..."
If his bags contained "...nothing more than pirated films...", how come he's not under lock and key as a threat to the Western world's economy as the RIAA and pals would have us think?
... does that look like a huge laptop on the body between the tracks?
Penguins want to know more about cold icy places.
"...would look rather lass pleasing to the military eye."
Aye, it's nice to look at a nice young lassy. Now where's my deep fried Mars bar?
... that Apple's definition of "in a city near you" comes down to any city with a population greater than about 5 million in the contiguous 48 states of a certain North American country?
At least Tech-Ed happens across the world.
NBN + New Improved P2P = High speed Pr0n for all[*]
[*] Aged over 18, of course.
In a recent quote we unfortunately omitted a few words:-
The phrase :-
"This information is used to help improve the survey, analyze trends, and administer the survey."
should have read
"This information is used to help improve the survey, analyze trends, administer the survey and improve our bottom line by flogging your data."
"There are none so blind as those who will not see."
II'm sure that was at the uni I went to.
(But I was rather busy discovering birds and beer at the time so I may be mistaken...)
Rules 1, 3, 5 and 7 of the University of Woolloomooloo: NO POOFTERS!
"Intermit is a perfectly valid word having it's origins from the latin intermittere, of course it has only been in use for a few centuries so not every english speaking person should be expected to know it exists."
"it's" is a perfectly valid word having its origins from the English "it is", of course it has only been in use for a few centuries so not every Latin speaking person should be expected to know it exists.
...analysing patient DNA so that insurance companies can screw you.
Kudos to the inventor, though.
It is very difficult for a low-level technology community to cause species extinction if that species wasn't already under threat. To cause a species to disappear you need technology.
At the risk of stating the bleeding obvious, until certain North Eastern Asian nations stop not only harvesting sharks for their fins, but also hoovering up massive quantities of fishy products from nominally international waters in the Pacific, we will have more more extinctions across the food chain.
The indiscriminate by-catch (= a quaint name for sheer waste) in these operations is appalling and seems to currently be an 'out of sight, out of mind' problem. Fish stocks in the Pacific (and elsewhere?) are seriously in danger of overfishing.
No, I'm not a rampant greeny. I'd just like a bit of sustainability. I will now get off my soap box. Thank you...
... who don't (or won't) own an iPhone?
What's next? Siri in Commodores and utes?
Fail, GMH, for locking in one particular brand of phone.
It's actually a simulation of the Flying Spaghetti Monster using a blender in his noodly appendages while yelling 'Will it blend?' at a nearby galaxy.
Obviously an April Fool prank as any April Fool knows, one always 'drops a wheelie' but 'chucks a yewie'.
Have an upvote for the Don Watson reference!
Have a refreshing ale, too.
Outcomes, stakeholders, result-orientated, taking ownership, our human capital, leverage (especially when pronounced 'levverige') , etc, etc, ad nauseum.
While there are doubtless sales guys out there who care, most in my experience are just trying to flog the tatt de jour to get their commission. If it happens to coincide with a customer's requirements, well that's a plus.
"And there's no law forbidding them to fake the whole thing either."
There is, however, a thing called ethics. If your hypothesis is correct, one day a less-than-gruntled employee may grass on them and then their whole business model will turn to brown smelly stuff.
If such is the case, cue large legal battles with people yelling about wanting their money back.
"...brand-new fork of Android that places special emphasis on Facebook's social services..."
As it's Farcebook, does that mean its users will be well and truly forked.
A.FB based phone is wrong on so many levels.
Here was I waiting for an article about an FBI agent war-driving in a Corvette.
Autopedicution - The ability to cut one's own toenails?
@ Nuke said:- as I turn the sound off and continue reading a book during the adverts
Nuke, I am impressed by your dedication to watching TV with ads. I have given up and source my viewing pleasure from among the following:
* ABC (Oz version of BBC - station ID & endless promos only)
* SBS (Another public broadcaster but seemingly with fewer and LESS-SHOUTY ads than the commercial.stations)
* PVR if there's something I (or more importantly, Mrs Magani) absolutely, positively have to see on a commercial channel so I can skip the ads
* BT channel for other stuff that was probably on a commercial channel and had previously escaped my attention, or more likely never got to the Greater Antipodes at all.
To all ad agencies reading this - I am not your target audience and never will be. I cannot remember when an ad on TV, at the movies, on a billboard or in a magazine caused me to make a purchasing deciding.
Nuke, have a tipple of your choice to aid your reading!
"...advertising more compelling and deliver more value to the audience,"...
I suspect the last word is supposed to be 'client'.
While there have been genuinely entertaining ads in the past, they are few and far between. The industry has a long way to go before I'll subject myself to having to watch imbedded ads as well as the ones every 10 minutes on commercial TV.
Oz readers only: Bring back Gruen Planet! The most entertaining part of advertising on TV.
"...use only a drab olive colour said to be maximally unattractive to shoppers."
Unless of course you're in the army.
Egg, meet face.
Did you hear the Whooosh as that piece of humour went passed? I suspect not.
There's a word in English (not US) called subtlety. I suggest you check it out.
I hope you and your HAND have a nice day.
No mention of Al Gore then?
My object all sublime
I shall achieve in time —
To let the punishment fit the crime —
The punishment fit the crime;
The Mikado, G & S
Obviously the RIAA's lawyers have never wandered through their client's back catalog.
As there's no Mikado icon, we'll have to make do with the Pirates of Penzance.
Three pages so far and not one mention of the 'S' word.
Nah dear. Honey's off.
Peter Sellars, RIP