Posts by twat
28 posts • joined Friday 26th September 2008 11:12 GMT
Posted in Discovery ISS gig go for Wednesday
Give them Miller Light
instead of installing a urine recycler give them Miller Light. It tastes the same.
people die/ come back to life
People die and come back to life all the time on soaps, except this time Rimmer has done the reverse.
Mines the one with the curry stains on it
It's Minnellium!
At least thats how Jennifer Saunders pronounces it..
Also the yanks don't know how to pronounce Edinborough. Actually I am not sure I do either. Is it Edinburrah or Edinbruh? Any Scots out there?
Depends on the pressure
It could still be liquid water at 1000C if the pressure is high
re:chilli anus
Have you tasted a chilli anus? No, on second thoughts don't answer that
Posted in 2TB drives arrive down under
Sorry misread it
3Gb/s is equivalent to 300 MB/s. I stand corrected.
Mines the one made of sackcloth and covered in ashes
Posted in 2TB drives arrive down under
Fast SATA
The WD20EADS is a 3.5-inch, 4-platter unit spinning at 7,200rpm with a 3Gbit/s SATA interface and a 32MB cache.
I DON'T THINK SO!!
Try a 3 MB/s SATA interface
Posted in Goat hangs self in Canadian zoo
sorry misread it
I thought it was coat hangs itself, that would be useful
Mines the self-hanging coat
Posted in Cows can't detect earthquakes: Official
yes they can
I am sure they would detect an earthquake if a cowshed fell on them.
They stand in a field where nothing can fall on them. What do you expect them to do? Phone their friends on their moobile phones.(Sorry)
Its not mammals that are the worst
Insects are the biggest creator of methane. OK one ant fart is tiny but there are billions of them compared to the number of mammals.
SAVE GAS - FART IN A BOTTLE
Posted in UK scientists hit by lack of brains
A pint of Brains?
"A pint of Brains please, barman". Of course I mean Brains SA available in hostelleries in South Wales.
Its not the fall that kills you
Stating that ground impact would be be the ultimate cause of death is obvious. in a fall from a great hight it's not the fall that kills you, it is hitting the ground at the end that does it
Agree with AC
Until Cisco provide updates free like every other company does nobody can update thier IOS. I update my HP switches because I can download the updates easily.
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!
Eating one belgian chocolate will turn me into a girl? I'd better go out and pick a dress from M & S now then. I've just eaten half a box full.
Posted in Vote now for your worst net neologism
I vote for pr0n
Pr0n is for people who can't spell (probably can't read either, they just look at the pictures)
Paris - obviously
Bush tucker trial!
This must be on the menu for the next I'm a Twat Get Me Out of Here!
Posted in Vista SP2 to land in April 2009-ish?
Quality?
"The launch of SP2 will depend on quality"
So it'll never launch then.
Paris, because she launched 1000 ships, but even she would not launch this shite
Stealth farts
If there are no "beneficiaries" why bother to fart at all?
The only use I can see for this fart filter is for astronauts wearing space suits!
Mines the one with the filter in the vent.
Already had some
I had some in the pub last night. It said pils on the bottle, but I think that must be a mis-spelling.
IBM could but...
IBM could build a new tape drive from the old blueprints. The trouble is they were scanned and saved to IBM tapes. So they need to build a tape drive to read the data on how to build a tape drive...ad infinitum. Should have used paper tape at least you can read that by eye.
Posted in Mankind to detect alien life 'by 2025'
just don't tell the Church
I think it was Asimov who said that if we ever detect alien life all religeons would cease to exist. Man was made in Gods image so in whose image were aliens made?
Sorry I forgot, according to Star Trek all aliens look exactly like man and speak english.
Double space drive space
actually I think you meen MS-DOS 6.0, 6.2 was the interim version with no disk compression.
(Shows that I'm a sad git that remembers these things)
How much for a CD?
How much would someone offer for an OEM CD with Mess-DOS 6.22 and WfW3.11? Or should I just put it in the plastics recycling bin?
Twat Dangler
Not microsoft
I hope the software isnt written by microsoft. It would give new meaning to the blue screen of death
Tombstone for obvious reasons
Posted in Next Windows name unveiled: Windows 7
People forget...
That Windows 1 to ME were not Operating Systems, they were GUIs. Therefore NT was the first Windows OS and the new one will be 7. Easy enough really.
Twat Dangler
Posted in BOFH: The Mandelboat virus
Been there-done that
One of the most essential job requirements of a systems admin is to be able to cover their tracks when they make a cock-up. Some years ago when repairing a crashed Netware server I accidently trashed the email router PC. After fixing the server I waited for the first user to say "The email is not working". So I came up with the explanation that when the server crashed it corrupted the email router.
No-one ever suspected the truth.
Posted in HP inching away from Vista's bad rep?
Delux
I've got a good name for Dell's new Linux, Delux. Do you think I should patent the name and sell it to them?
Twasnt me
But I thought Id register this user id before someone else go there first
Twat Dangler
