28 posts • joined Friday 26th September 2008 11:12 GMT
At least thats how Jennifer Saunders pronounces it..
Also the yanks don't know how to pronounce Edinborough. Actually I am not sure I do either. Is it Edinburrah or Edinbruh? Any Scots out there?
yes they can
I am sure they would detect an earthquake if a cowshed fell on them.
They stand in a field where nothing can fall on them. What do you expect them to do? Phone their friends on their moobile phones.(Sorry)
Its not mammals that are the worst
Insects are the biggest creator of methane. OK one ant fart is tiny but there are billions of them compared to the number of mammals.
SAVE GAS - FART IN A BOTTLE
Its not the fall that kills you
Stating that ground impact would be be the ultimate cause of death is obvious. in a fall from a great hight it's not the fall that kills you, it is hitting the ground at the end that does it
Agree with AC
Until Cisco provide updates free like every other company does nobody can update thier IOS. I update my HP switches because I can download the updates easily.
Eating one belgian chocolate will turn me into a girl? I'd better go out and pick a dress from M & S now then. I've just eaten half a box full.
If there are no "beneficiaries" why bother to fart at all?
The only use I can see for this fart filter is for astronauts wearing space suits!
Mines the one with the filter in the vent.
Already had some
I had some in the pub last night. It said pils on the bottle, but I think that must be a mis-spelling.
IBM could but...
IBM could build a new tape drive from the old blueprints. The trouble is they were scanned and saved to IBM tapes. So they need to build a tape drive to read the data on how to build a tape drive...ad infinitum. Should have used paper tape at least you can read that by eye.
just don't tell the Church
I think it was Asimov who said that if we ever detect alien life all religeons would cease to exist. Man was made in Gods image so in whose image were aliens made?
Sorry I forgot, according to Star Trek all aliens look exactly like man and speak english.
I hope the software isnt written by microsoft. It would give new meaning to the blue screen of death
Tombstone for obvious reasons
Been there-done that
One of the most essential job requirements of a systems admin is to be able to cover their tracks when they make a cock-up. Some years ago when repairing a crashed Netware server I accidently trashed the email router PC. After fixing the server I waited for the first user to say "The email is not working". So I came up with the explanation that when the server crashed it corrupted the email router.
No-one ever suspected the truth.
But I thought Id register this user id before someone else go there first