682 posts • joined 26 Sep 2008
Re: This brings me happy memories
Worked at a major chemical plant on the NE coast of England, fire alarms everyone out, external sirens everyone in and close every exit tight. fire alarms and external sirens... find cupboard, stick head between legs, kiss ass goodbye.
my experience in rural Maine, dialup only for the first 7 years and then cable arrived. As I'm typing this the wood stove in the basement is going full blast and the pellet stove on the first floor has just kicked in. Temps in summertime 85-95F (old school, 29-35C new school) and anything down to -35F (-37C) in the winter. Whilst I'm not teleworking I'm at work within 10 minutes, my commute in the UK was close to 2 hours.
Mott's is the apple juice.
Moot gives rise to one of the many oral transgressions I find myself getting irate about as I get older. "The point is moot" or it's :"a moot point" is oft heard on US TV being mangled into"The point is mute" or it's "a mute point", one wonders if said point is also deaf. Hearing that really sets my teeth on edge and willing to do severe physical damage to the utterer. Nothing minor, just something the triage station at the local hospital would classify as a mortal injury.
Example of 'this is how it's going to be done' no matter what the feedback is. Using Ubuntu on a number of machines I got used to Tabbed file browsing and began to miss it when I found myself in a windows environment. Enter QTTabBar, freeware and works in Vista, 7 and 8. gives you tabbed browsing and works a treat.
Only related by the fact it was a ZX Spectrum game also, but there was a feature in the game Valhalla, that if you entered a swear word a dwarf would run on and punch you while the legend 'Mary is not amused' was printed at the bottom of the screen, everyone presumed that it was a reference to Mary Whitehouse.
Had a system whereby page turns were animated in such a way, admittedly not by touching a screen but with a mouse, now don't tell me that this is not an obvious innovation that an expert in the field could not predict. s'all bollocks innit.
In common with many of the other posters here, my need for faster and faster PCs has abated beacuse although faster more powerful processors are available I haven't yet topped out the ones I have I invested about 4 or 5 years ago in a couple of quad core machines with 4Gb of memory and TBH they are as powerful as I need. When I compare them with hardware available now the only real differences are in terms of power usage, disk speeds/access times. I put in SSD boot drives on both of them upgraded one of them to 16 GB and 64 bit W7 and really that's about it.
That rumour has been doing the rounds since the first of the smaller kindles appeared. Wish it was true!
Not surprising really
Having dealt with innumerable new Tosh's and the gigabytes of crapware they have installed, it doesn't really surprise me that Tosh has taken this stance. Perhaps they can mitigate their faux pas by hosting their own manuals on their own site. Strikes me as a severe case of nose amputation for the sake of facial umbrage.
Re: As long as they show Jar-Jar-Binks being evicerated.............
Jar-Jar snuff movies will be very popular, Jar-Jar gets donkey punched by a Rancor is one that would be a suitable short for the discerning viewer.
Evelyn Beatrice Hall
In summarizing Voltaire's views came up with
"I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it."
Seems times have changed.
s'all bollocks innit
I couldn't disagree more with the actions of this idiot, although I can see cause for burning a poppy as a protest against Earl Haig and his fuckups in WW1, bit late for that now though, but he surely should be free to do this sort of thing and not be subject to criminal law for doing it, a heap of disparagement and abuse would suffice, and I'm sure he'll be getting that. Isn't this what the men who fought in those wars were fighting about, the freedom of speech and action, well that and the criminal expansionism of the empires involved. The police need to get their priorities right.
I'll have a p please Bob
Well at two of them in support.
Cox described as top boffin is obviously erroneous.
they do have a backdoor it didn't work very well!
They're not the only ones, at least some of lenovo's laptop camera drivers appear to be busted by W8, accessing the camera prompts a blue screen and an unhappy smiley followed very quickly by a reboot.
Elaborate Bytes virtual DVD driver also seems to be incompatible.
30 years of accumulated, irreplaceable, priceless "stuff" had to be disposed of when I emigrated some 12 years ago. Gone never to be seen again are the 3" floppy drives, iomega zip drives, 8" floppies and their drives, 10MB hard disk and its associated 4 user Z80 system... sigh I can't go on. My current accumulation pales into insignificance when compared to the glory that was a 50 lb Tandy daisywheel printer that could shake the living room when going at full pelt.
Re: About fucking time.
You beat me to it mate, almost identical experience here, gummint agencies just take too long to shut these fuckers down in the USA.
Fuck the environment
We need lots of energy now!
Having just been subjected to
WD Smartware, if ever a POS software package was misnamed this is the one. If I was WD I'd be looking in house for some of their problems, or even better just have a look at their customer forums.
All these iPads
I wonder if Apple'll ever issue iPads with wings, or those clever ones that stick to the inside of your knickers... wait a minute, guess I got the wrong forum.
Hard put to find any! American products that is.
Re: Another eBook rip-off
I've seen some Adobe DRMed digital editions which you are not allowed to read aloud.
If the flaws were in the inevitable torrented versions.
You might as well patent the idea of a cardboard box.
You could say that about most humans.
Re: 50km if they were printed out...
If "28,901.73 Paris Hiltons." were all laid in a row, no one would be surprised.
I wonder how many mp3's are downloaded from youtube using the plethora of websites that will quite happily convert them for you.
That aint a buckyball, No pentagons, I think that image is one of the " polyaromatic hydrocarbons, which have linked rings of carbon atoms at their cores."
Has to be
Bacon, heavily smoked Ayrshire back bacon, an abundance of it served in the maw of a heavily buttered Glasgow roll. These are the chewy baked goods only available from corner shops in and around Glasgow, well fired takes you to charcoal and cinders on the topside with chewy goodness underneath. Sauce should be of the HP variety and of course is best when also served with a fried egg and/or indeed a tattie scone on top, although this may offend the purists it does help the carb and protein intake so vital when combating the effects of 200 fl oz of Belhaven 90/- the night before.
I think we need a bacon buttie icon.
Re: @ LDS
you can transfer all the epubs you like but there is no native support for them on a Kindle, you would have to install something like Aldiko or use Calibre to convert the epub into a mobi.
I sometimes wish there were more people like you, or indeed myself in public facing roles. Would make customer service much more interesting.
Re: Kudos to the author
Valuable, but only employ 50000 people in America.
Re: unlicensed music illegally on iTunes?
Rap so music moniker may be subject to argument.
Re: A moralist predicts the future
Firewire was Apple's name for the IEEE 1394 interface, whilst Apple indeed contributed heavily to the development and patent pool the license for each item was set at $0.25. The reason USB 1.0 and 2.0 were successful despite IEEE 1394's greater performance was that the hardware for IEEE 1394 was significantly more expensive, in a tight margin market this will kill or severely limit the implementation of a product.
How many of my generation (50ish) were influenced by this man and his contemporaries. I remember getting up in the middle of the night to watch the lunar landings in July of 1969, I also know that society at that time was probably more pro science that at any time before or since. It certainly affected my choice of subjects at school and my chosen academic path and ultimately profession. He will be sadly missed, a brave, modest and intelligent man, qualities that are rare let alone to be found in one individual. When asked about his relative lack of exercise when compared to his fellow astronauts Neil Armstrong said, "I believe God gave us all a limited number of heart beats,and I will be damned if I use mine up running up and down the street."
Should have been
$5 Billion awarded to both, banning of all infringing hardware from both manufacturers and a kick in the bollocks for both sets of lawyers.
Sounds as if
The Judge knows his Shakespeare: "A plague o' both your houses!"
Should have read
TEFLON SLIPS SMOOTHLY OVER LOHAN'S MIGHTY LUBED ROD
citigroup whining about a single fuck up, considering they were a major TARP beneficiary, a result of years of fuck ups!
Re: The problem isn't...
Nook app in Android, and iOS as well as a browser reader. All of which will allow sideloading of epubs.
Behind every great man's acheivements
There's an argument with her inside.
Finding it Clean
Not a great user of the start button or the associated menu, I was always a quick launch toolbar sort of person. TBH this windows incarnation has just given me more room on my taskbar to accommodate even more icons in my QL. Personally not a fan of pinning, takes up too much room. Everything installed without a hitch, I only had to replace the windows sound driver as the sound levels were too low. After a few minor WTFs I've now settled down to realising that it's actually not bad and probably within the week will take the plunge and stick it on the SSD laptop.
but very slow. Would seem to me that they really need to embrace torrenting when this sort of release happens.
Buckling I think, getting errors on request for license keys and for downloads.
Re: US viewer here. Please, can I pay the license fee?
If the BBC can ever get cross national licensing sorted out they'd make a fortune in other countries, I currently pay about a third of the TV license every month for shit channels that have 16 minutes of commercials for every hour broadcast.
Re: This from...
Imaginary friends who cannot ever be portrayed in any image whatsoever, ever!