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Morgan Stanley cops $5m fine over Facebook IPOcalypse

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Enough!!

stop the 'blood' money payments, if you want these buggers to stop doing this sort of stuff throw a few of them in jail for a few years and fine them personally.

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Happy birthday, Transistor

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When Patents were meaningful

For something novel, useful and non obvious to one skilled in the art, the US patent office lost its way.

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Spanish airport cops seize cocaine-packed Bulgarian airbags

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It Seems We Have To Move With The Times

So it would seem that the Bulgarian Airbag unit should bow out gracefully to give way to the new Columbian Cokebag.

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Analyst offers cut-price fondleslab recipe

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Re: sub $100 tablets

Not necessarily terrible, I saw one the other day that was had for $65 from ebay. One of those anonymous white box Chinese 7" tablets, This one had 512MB memory with a 4GB flash running Ice Cream Sandwich. Played with it for about 15 minutes and was very impressed. Full access to Google apps, and play. Only negative I saw was that it was reluctant to give up physical ownership of the microSD that I plugged in to transfer a couple of apps, required the judicious use of a pair of tweezers. If I was comfortable with the 7" screen I would have bought one, but I prefer 10" (oooer missus!).

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Is this the sleek new BlackBerry mobe that will save RIM jobs?

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Rounded Corners!

Beware the Apple!

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Zynga throws chips down on US gambling gambit

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Mafia Wars

Is this training for their execs as they enter the big boys world in Nevada?

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A valid use for Windows 8?

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Re: What else? Great for desktop perhaps

I use W8 on my Laptop and a desktop, Apart from the very fast booting compared to W7 and a generally snappier feel I don't really see much difference. I installed startisback and am fairly happy with it, Metro doesn't impinge on my usage but I do like the Charms bar, very useful for a tinkerer.

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Re: HTPC use: glitches with BDA tuners

I think TV tuners and their associated drivers are the singularly worst pieces of technology I've ever bought. The last one I bought was a dual tuner Hauppauge which worked perfectly as long as it was kept in a 4GB environment, upgrade to 64 and more than 4GB, no worky. Over the years I have probably spent more time faffing about with tuner cards than any other part of my HTPC. Then my cable provider moved to all digital and i decided that the grief wasn't worth it any more. The card is still resident in my PC, not used by MediaPortal and I only ever use it to transfer VHS to DVD, which it can capture fairly well.

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Re: MediaPortal & XBMC

May be dreadful but MediaPortal is my chosen HTPC software and it is at least as good if not better than most other offerings. As to the website TBH I visit there infrequently usually only for alerted updates, otherwise MP generally just works. I haven't tried MP under W8, works perfectly under W7 and let's face it if it ain't broke don't fix it.

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Ready for ANOTHER patent war? Apple 'invents' wireless charging

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Re: Nikola Tesla?

Certainly one of the greatest practical scientists, even though he was as mad as box of frogs.

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Saucy Star Wars strip show - sorry, burlesque - to tour Down Under

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Restraining Order

A pound to a pinch of shit that Disney will slap a restraining order on this. Looking at it, they probably should, just as a service to taste.

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Scientists build largest ever computerized brain

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Re: Keep in mind the human brain runs at <15 Hz.

Probably detected as AI, ROTM marches on!

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NASA: THE TRUTH about the END OF THE WORLD on 21 Dec

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"There's nothing we know of physically that would allow the Sun to switch off for three days and then switch back on."

He obviously hasn't read Vernor Vinge's "A deepness in the sky". But then that sun turned off 215 out of 250 years.

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Oi, Apple, stick to phones, forget about TV - Time Warner CEO

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TWC v Apple

Hope they both lose, both have overpriced products, both are involved in dodgy practices with reference to customer service. Plague on both their houses.

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Apple sticks finger in dyke, cuts off Dutch flood of Galaxy S, SII, Ace

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Re: English, eh?

dyke1, dike [daɪk]

n

1. (Engineering / Civil Engineering) an embankment constructed to prevent flooding, keep out the sea, etc.

2. (Engineering / Civil Engineering) a ditch or watercourse

3. (Engineering / Civil Engineering) a bank made of earth excavated for and placed alongside a ditch

4. (Engineering / Civil Engineering) Scot a wall, esp a dry-stone wall

5. a barrier or obstruction

6. (Earth Sciences / Geological Science) a vertical or near-vertical wall-like body of igneous rock intruded into cracks in older rock

7. (Fine Arts & Visual Arts / Furniture) Austral and NZ informal

a. a lavatory

b. (as modifier) a dyke roll

vb

1. (Engineering / Civil Engineering) Civil engineering an embankment or wall built to confine a river to a particular course

2. (Engineering / Civil Engineering) (tr) to protect, enclose, or drain (land) with a dyke

[modification of Old English dic ditch; compare Old Norse dīki ditch]

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85% of Windows 8 users wield the desktop on day one

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Re: desktop camper

Similarly here, I use the lock screen when away but pretty much I am on my desktop all the time... well okay except when playing angry birds Star Wars.

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Samsung SSD 840 series storage review

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Box

The boxes the Samsung drives come in are a remarkable piece of design. I'm not sure a deranged baseball bat wielder could do much damage to it. Ironic really that it's an SSD inside rather than the moving platter type. I just replaced my boot drive on a W8 machine with one of these and I have a usable desktop from boot in under 20 seconds.

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Google, Apple, eBay shouldn't pay taxes - people should pay taxes

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Re: Don't wanna pay taxes

But they benefit from their products and care. Without these their workforce would not be educated to a basic level or healthy.

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BOFH: The Great Patch Mismatch

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Re: This brings me happy memories

Worked at a major chemical plant on the NE coast of England, fire alarms everyone out, external sirens everyone in and close every exit tight. fire alarms and external sirens... find cupboard, stick head between legs, kiss ass goodbye.

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Extreme teleworking: A Reg hack reports from the internet's frontier

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Mirrors

my experience in rural Maine, dialup only for the first 7 years and then cable arrived. As I'm typing this the wood stove in the basement is going full blast and the pellet stove on the first floor has just kicked in. Temps in summertime 85-95F (old school, 29-35C new school) and anything down to -35F (-37C) in the winter. Whilst I'm not teleworking I'm at work within 10 minutes, my commute in the UK was close to 2 hours.

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4chan founder Moot threatens site for using his handle

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Mott's is the apple juice.

Moot gives rise to one of the many oral transgressions I find myself getting irate about as I get older. "The point is moot" or it's :"a moot point" is oft heard on US TV being mangled into"The point is mute" or it's "a mute point", one wonders if said point is also deaf. Hearing that really sets my teeth on edge and willing to do severe physical damage to the utterer. Nothing minor, just something the triage station at the local hospital would classify as a mortal injury.

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The Sinofsky Letters: Defenestrated Windows overlord corresponds

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Another

Example of 'this is how it's going to be done' no matter what the feedback is. Using Ubuntu on a number of machines I got used to Tabbed file browsing and began to miss it when I found myself in a windows environment. Enter QTTabBar, freeware and works in Vista, 7 and 8. gives you tabbed browsing and works a treat.

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Author of '80s classic The Hobbit didn't know game was a hit

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Valhalla

Only related by the fact it was a ZX Spectrum game also, but there was a feature in the game Valhalla, that if you entered a swear word a dwarf would run on and punch you while the legend 'Mary is not amused' was printed at the bottom of the screen, everyone presumed that it was a reference to Mary Whitehouse.

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Apple granted patent for ebook page-turning

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Toolbook 1990s

Had a system whereby page turns were animated in such a way, admittedly not by touching a screen but with a mouse, now don't tell me that this is not an obvious innovation that an expert in the field could not predict. s'all bollocks innit.

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Industry in 'denial' as demand for pricey PCs plunges

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Plateaued

In common with many of the other posters here, my need for faster and faster PCs has abated beacuse although faster more powerful processors are available I haven't yet topped out the ones I have I invested about 4 or 5 years ago in a couple of quad core machines with 4Gb of memory and TBH they are as powerful as I need. When I compare them with hardware available now the only real differences are in terms of power usage, disk speeds/access times. I put in SSD boot drives on both of them upgraded one of them to 16 GB and 64 bit W7 and really that's about it.

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Amazon Kindle Paperwhite review

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That rumour has been doing the rounds since the first of the smaller kindles appeared. Wish it was true!

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iFixit CEO launches open Toshiba service guide scheme

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Not surprising really

Having dealt with innumerable new Tosh's and the gigabytes of crapware they have installed, it doesn't really surprise me that Tosh has taken this stance. Perhaps they can mitigate their faux pas by hosting their own manuals on their own site. Strikes me as a severe case of nose amputation for the sake of facial umbrage.

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Star Wars VII: The Disney Movie signs Toy Story III script genius

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Re: As long as they show Jar-Jar-Binks being evicerated.............

Jar-Jar snuff movies will be very popular, Jar-Jar gets donkey punched by a Rancor is one that would be a suitable short for the discerning viewer.

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Man, 19, cuffed after burning Remembrance poppy pic is Facebooked

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Evelyn Beatrice Hall

In summarizing Voltaire's views came up with

"I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it."

Seems times have changed.

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s'all bollocks innit

I couldn't disagree more with the actions of this idiot, although I can see cause for burning a poppy as a protest against Earl Haig and his fuckups in WW1, bit late for that now though, but he surely should be free to do this sort of thing and not be subject to criminal law for doing it, a heap of disparagement and abuse would suffice, and I'm sure he'll be getting that. Isn't this what the men who fought in those wars were fighting about, the freedom of speech and action, well that and the criminal expansionism of the empires involved. The police need to get their priorities right.

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Tech support blog removes Toshiba manuals after legal letter

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I'll have a p please Bob

Well at two of them in support.

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ALIEN DETECTION was SUPPRESSED by the BBC - top boffin

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Objection M'lud

Cox described as top boffin is obviously erroneous.

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Ohio voting machines have 'backdoor', lawsuit claims

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Well if

they do have a backdoor it didn't work very well!

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Avira 'fesses up: Our software isn't compatible with Windows 8

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lenovo

They're not the only ones, at least some of lenovo's laptop camera drivers appear to be busted by W8, accessing the camera prompts a blue screen and an unhappy smiley followed very quickly by a reboot.

Elaborate Bytes virtual DVD driver also seems to be incompatible.

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El Reg seeks hoardiest reader for crap-stashtic honour

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All gone

30 years of accumulated, irreplaceable, priceless "stuff" had to be disposed of when I emigrated some 12 years ago. Gone never to be seen again are the 3" floppy drives, iomega zip drives, 8" floppies and their drives, 10MB hard disk and its associated 4 user Z80 system... sigh I can't go on. My current accumulation pales into insignificance when compared to the glory that was a 50 lb Tandy daisywheel printer that could shake the living room when going at full pelt.

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FTC shuts down five US robocall operations

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Re: About fucking time.

You beat me to it mate, almost identical experience here, gummint agencies just take too long to shut these fuckers down in the USA.

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Hitachi buys Horizon to save UK's nuclear future

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Fuck the environment

We need lots of energy now!

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Light ties itself in knots - spontaneously

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Light Sabre

At last!

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WD blames hard drive woes on dominant mobile gear, feeble PCs

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Having just been subjected to

WD Smartware, if ever a POS software package was misnamed this is the one. If I was WD I'd be looking in house for some of their problems, or even better just have a look at their customer forums.

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Retailer leaks iPad Mini price list starting at £200

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All these iPads

I wonder if Apple'll ever issue iPads with wings, or those clever ones that stick to the inside of your knickers... wait a minute, guess I got the wrong forum.

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10 million iPad minis to 'outshine' their big brother this quarter

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Hard put to find any! American products that is.

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JK Rowling's adult novel arrives on ebook full of FAIL

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Re: Another eBook rip-off

I've seen some Adobe DRMed digital editions which you are not allowed to read aloud.

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I wonder

If the flaws were in the inevitable torrented versions.

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Carbon fiber MacBooks to appear soon?

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Patent... really!

You might as well patent the idea of a cardboard box.

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Google's Android celebrates fourth birthday

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You could say that about most humans.

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OLYMPIC SECRETS to stay locked up for 15 YEARS

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Paris Hilton

Re: 50km if they were printed out...

If "28,901.73 Paris Hiltons." were all laid in a row, no one would be surprised.

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How hard is 3D printing?

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Aaaarghhh!

Want one...!

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Manchester is 'PIRATE CAPITAL of the UK'

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I wonder how many mp3's are downloaded from youtube using the plethora of websites that will quite happily convert them for you.

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IBM scientists take image of atomic bonds

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Not C60

That aint a buckyball, No pentagons, I think that image is one of the " polyaromatic hydrocarbons, which have linked rings of carbon atoms at their cores."

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