Posts by Joe

And as democaracy slowly dies...

The vast majority of the public care not one jot. As long as nothing affects the TV schedule. I weep for the future of the nation, I really do

One word....

FAIL

I for one....

will not be being predictable in the comments section

I'm sure this will silence the conspiracy theorists...

IT'S A COVER UP!!!!111oneone

CCTV really has helped...

Look how much safer the streets are now than 10 or 20 years ago....oh...

I'm from lancashire...

So I want mine written in lancashire speak!

Hahahahahahahahahaha

Hahahahahahahahaha that is TOO perfect!

Oooooh Vlad,

you bitch!

@AC

Ah, so you're a waffle man??

@ ASH

"Shirley Kebab House Chicken Tikka Kebab is a Naan full of W1N after a night out..."

Surely you mean a Naan full of H5N1?

@ AC 14:58

This is DARPA, the designers should think themselves lucky there wasn't a specification that it must use frickin' lazers and be able to fly.

Why don't we...

Just use all the ICBMs and WMDs we found in Iraq?

How big a JCB are we talking here?

One of those mini ones you get on roadworks or a proper monster one?

He fled into the woods...

and the rozzers didn't bother to chase him???

'Yes, officer...I have my ID just over he - RUN AWAY!!!"

Grave, 'cos I for one believe him

I for one welcome....

Our new carbon-conscious overlords

So he's promising...

exactly what's already been proposed/what is already happening??

Despite how much I hate NuLab I could never vote for that smug, policy-less arsehole.

Lib Dems FTW

Champione!

Champione! ole! ole! ole!

What do they win?

@ Aaron

Belgium has a coast, Antwerp being one of Europes biggest ports. So not really inland. Geogra-fail

I find NuLab unacceptable....

So can we ban all this bullshit they keep coming up with??

Listen to the guy talk, you can clearly tell he has no idea how the internet works. What next?

'Don't type Google into Google, warns Burnham'

Tosser

I for one....

welcome our Chris Long overlords

Is it possible...

that they're trying to prevent the creation of a Chinese language twat-o-tron? It could certainly pose a threat to Party rule with it's cutting, incisive social commentary

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RLY?

EPIC FAIL

hahaha classic, that's one 'sinologist' getting sacked...

Finally

common sense prevails

@ Adam Foxton

"even the mainstream Rambo II was dedicated to the "brave fighters of afghanistan" or something similar"

Rambo III actually....

Don't worry, I'll grab it on my way out

@ AC 14:58

" I think you'll find it was Martha and the Vandellas."

ZING!

I wonder...

which ones will the Filth follow, the actual law or the new 'guidelines' that seek to bend the law to their way of thinking....

Fail

'nuff said

Ask the average facebook member...

'ya he wel luks gillty, lock him up! lyf means lyf!

Pass this judgement to 5 other people to reveal the secret of eternal life'

Cretins

I dread to think...

...what my thick lancashire accent would bring up on those voice searches....

You owe me a new keyboard....

That sub-heading just resulted in it being sprayed with tea!

Argh!

I hate spiders, no issue with normal one's I live in peace with them but any creature that can bite/sting/poison should be exterminated. I may move to the antarctic to be out of the way of these evil things. Who's with me?

The picture? Well, penguins live in the Antarctic...

All you need to do...

is send in the PFY to sort them out

Scud range?

Someone needs to tell that Maryland fella that even if the 'terrorists' invent an EMP bomb and somehow aqquire a working SCUD to attach it to....where are they going to fire it from?? A SCUD range is around 300-400 miles maximum. So there's not really much chance of it getting anywhere near Maryland unless there's a new militant islamic group, Al-Canadia, that I haven't heard of?

I for one....

Welcome our new emo social-networking alien overlords

Yes, that's the one... I'll just take it and be on my way....

@bigyin

Nope Ekranoplan was a water-skimming 'plane'. The one I'nm thinking of was a 2 engined propellor plane that could land on water, submerge, then carry on as a mini-submarine. I can't get wiki at work but it's on there or google 'soviet flying submarine'

Ekranoplans are sweet though, I want one