* Posts by Toxteth O'Gravy

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Panasonic chief says no to low-cost OLED TVs

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So, by extension...

OLED = bidet

(ie. something them furriners have, but we Brits snigger at)

El Reg needs a bog icon, BTW.

Are you a hot BABE in heels and a short skirt? SCIENCE is for YOU

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And why, I have to ask, does 'science' equal 'chemistry' here? OK, there's a tiny, tiny bit of electronics in there too, but mostly it's chemistry, yes?

[No longer a scientist. Never a babe]

Ten... dual-band wireless routers

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Re: Why not the Netgear N900?

Free stuff LOANED to them, you mean. I suspect even El Reg's budget doesn't run to buying ten routers just for a one-off test.

And the loan thing is why there's no Apple Airport Exteme - Apple doesn't knowingly lend The Register hardware. Recent MacBook reviews suggest they have a covert source.

Apple MacBook Air 11in 2012

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Re: No mobile broadband

Eh? Why pay extra to have a 3G modem built in when you have a perfectly decent one in your smartphone you can connect to over Wi-Fi?

Apple 15in MacBook Pro with Retina Display

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SSD

256GB SSD? That's fine for me - it's what I have in my machine right now. Bigger would be nice, but not necessary. Movie files and such are what NAS boxes are for.

Hands on with the Intel-powered Orange San Diego

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Re: Oh FFS!

Jeez, it's a poor day when a hack can't express keen enjoyment of or interest in something without being accused of being in a company's pocket. What, journalists supposed to say everything is shit, you cynical sod?

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Re: Oh FFS!

How would you have written in then?

Seems a perfectly reasonably description of screen's specs and its visual quality, to me.

Head over Heels

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Re: Link

Sorry, but the OS X version is PowerPC only, folks.

Samsung heralds quad-core chip 'first'

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Re: Pin compatible you say?

Yes, if you don't mind disassembling the S II, unsoldering the CPU, soldering in the new one, and maybe writing some extra Android code to support it...

Or perhaps you own a smartphone factory?

Happy 30th Birthday, Sinclair ZX Spectrum

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Excellent piece, folks

Brings back lots of great memories.

Ten... Kitchen Gadget Treats

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Re: Tasimo

Amen. I have an Italian espresso maker - three-part decagonal aluminium thing bought dirt cheap in a Rome hardware shop - a plunger and a shed-load of Lavazza in the cupboard. Instant? Fuck off and drink water, I say.

Renault Twizy budget e-car

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Re: Or I could stick with my diesel

Maybe, but when they tax the buggery out of you because of the CO2 your car's pumping out, don't come running to me!

Netgear Powerline Nano 500 Ethernet-over-mains adaptor

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Re: Interference

You seriously expect me to believe relatively small companies like Devolo in Germany, and D-Link and Netgear in the US have so much clout with Ofcom that they can get the anti-powerline evidence supressed?

Gimme a break.

There's no mileage whatsoever for Ofcom in doing anything to conspire against radio users to keep powerline kit makers happy.

And let's say they did ban them. People would still use them, and, like low-range FM transmitters a few years back, there's nothing they can do about it because actually they don't bugger up licenced radio users' spectrum.

Sheesh.

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Re: Feature needed...

There are plenty of adaptors with pass-through power, from almost all of the manufacturers of this kind of kit, eg.

http://www.reghardware.com/2009/12/22/review_networking_powerline_devolo_dlan_avplus/

http://www.devolo.co.uk/consumer/82_dlan-500-avplus_starter-kit_product-presentation_1.html?l=en

Sony diagnoses Xperia S screen jaundice

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Re: "how can we make a story out of nothing"?

Well, what's your agenda here that you blissfully and uncritically accept Sony's word that 'only a small number' of phones are affected? If any other company said that, you'd be calling them liars.

Or are you really saying that Sony has shipped so few Xperia S handsets that hardly anyone is affected by the problem?

But kudos to Sony for admitting there *is* a problem. Not like a certain other smartphone maker 'i' could mention...

Amazon names date for Kindle Touch touchdown

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Re: And a nice part of it is...

So what you're saying is that the US pre-tax price is the same as the UK pre-tax price, give or take a pound or two? What the heck's wrong with that?

Save your spleen for the many instances where UK pre-tax price is way more than the US pre-tax price - and there's still VAT to pay on top of that.

Warlord of Mars

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Warlord of Mars

Can I just say, I rather enjoyed John Carter? Nicely made boys' own tosh: Star Wars, basically.

Mind you, I had a heck of a job finding a London cinema showing it in 2D not 3D.

Bryan Talbot's...

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Bryan Talbot's...

...very excellent sci-fi series, The Adventures of Luther Arkwright, is now available through Dark Horse's iPad app/digital store.

https://digital.darkhorse.com/profile/1797.adventures-of-luther-arkwright-2nd-edition/

Alternative histories, time travel, psionics, aliens - this has the lot. It's a cracker, and I commend it to the house.

Resident Evil: Operation Raccoon City

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Re: Sorry, but... Steve Erwin jokes

Crikey

More 'retina' display piccies spied within Mac OS X

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One day...

...all laptops will be made this way.

Slogan © 1982 British Leyland

Half of iPad 3s sold will sport 4G, says bank

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True, but - again - my phone does that, and I'd rather walk around an unknown city using my phone for guidance than a big, mugger-luring tablet, thanks. And I'd the phone's better for in-car satnav too.

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Re: If you have a smartphone...

Nice idea, except streaming HD is going to royally ream your wallet. Data on cellular is not cheap.

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I'd stick with the Wi-Fi only model because it's (a) cheaper, (b) it's lighter (slightly) and (c) I can use my phone as a hotspot on those occasions I want net access away from a WLAN.

Convenience is all very well, but not when it costs 100 quid extra.

BT Vision to stream UKTV channels

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Re: IPTV

Sorry but I'm too bone idle to tell you.

[Couldn't resist]

WTF... should I pay to download BBC shows?

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Re: If the BBC commissioned the work....

You HAVE ALREADY PAID (your caps) to watch a programme *on broadcast*. You have NOT PAID (my caps) to watch it whenever you feel like it. It's the latter the BBC/ITV/C4/Sky/HBO/whoever is charging you for when you buy a download/disc/videotape.

iPlayer catch-up is provided as a bonus, not as a right. It is there to help you if you missed a show, not so you can keep watching it until the day you die.

Why do so many people here have such a problem understanding this?

BTW, the way to square the circle is to provide downloads for free but hardwire into them the ads that pay for them.

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Re: But.....

Yes, and I bought the book on which the movie was based, so not only should I get to see it at the pictures for nowt, but I should get the DVD, the BD and the download for free too!!! And I want a gratis T-Shirt too.

Nice comment, Prof

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Re: So...

The BBC claims Barcelona will be non-exclusive, so its material will be available to iTunes et al. So it's unlikely to cost much more than those services charge from simple competition logic.

Then again the BBC does rather believe its name is a label of quality - not so, not so... - so may well price more just for that...

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"future of TV is heading in the direction of something like YouView"

What, you mean it'll be delayed and delayed and delayed... and then vanish altogether for lack of interest?

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Get real

I'm with Nigel on this one. Just because you pay a subscription fee (legally enforced in this case) doesn't grant you free and perpetual access to broadcast content after the two-week(?) period assigned you by UK copyright law. Never has, and probably never will. Content isn't free - it has to be paid for when it's made. Creators should be paid - they have mortgages too - and if a new delivery mechanism comes along, they have a right (moral and legal) to a share of the proceeds.

Don't like that? Limit yourself to YouTube.

I buy Doctor Who DVDs and have bought other shows in the past. Buying a download is no different for most folks, and is only so for me because I refuse to buy into DRM. I spent lots on VHS too, now replaced for convenience as much as quality.

Twisted Metal

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Meh

Anything with clowns in... meh. Don't look scary, don't look evil, just look fookin' stupid.

Confirmed: iPad 3 runs hotter than iPad 2

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Re: Gosh. Well, well, well

And, well, the folk out there thinking of buying an iPad, don't you think?

Belkin Dual-Band Travel Router

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Re: why?

Well it's a bloody sight smaller than your average wireless router and accompanying power brick.

FWIW, I use an Apple AirPort Express as a compact travel router. Works a treat and the power brick is built n.

Hands on with Kinect Star Wars

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Re: It didn't take a rocket scientist

Yeah, but no one's buying the cock-alike Sony Move you love so much, either, Bazza.

[Disclaimer: not a console owner]

UK lags US in online content spending

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Re: Big pie

I know for a fact that's not Ex-sell.

Pollster charts rise and rise of the e-book reader

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Re: What About People Upgrading Readers?

Interesting. I have a Kindle (not 3G) and see no reason at all to buy a new one unless this one dies.

Colour? Don't care - text is monochrome.

Better wireless? Wi-Fi is quick enough for semi-regular book downloads.

Battery life? Bloody good, so very happy with it.

Speed? Just fine, thanks.

Storage capacity? You can get a huge number of books into 2GB let alone 4GB, and I'm happy to shift stuff of by USB mass storage if I need to.

Size/Weight? Bit smaller would be nice, but not enough of a reason to upgrade IMHO.

In short, I'm going to wear this one into the ground before buying another.

Moles say Sony will kill Cell CPU for PlayStation 4

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Shame

It'll be a shame if Cell goes. A bloody interesting architecture, and one with far more potential - not yet realised IMHO - than x86. If only Sony had done something more interesting with it than sticking it in a games machine.

Will Cell fans become the Amiga fans de nos jours? I hope not.

Indiana Jones flicks out on Blu-ray this Fall

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Re: Errm...

Are you mad? It's terrible. A parody of the previous two, that turns IJ into an idiot second-fiddle to a tedious old git.

Ex-Bond he may be, but Jones Snr is still an old git.

Kitchen Aid 600 Pro

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I had a Time Capsule once, but the internal power supply unit died. Getting the drive out was a pain. Gorgeous kit to look at and - when working - to use, but I'd not buy one again.

RIM slashes BlackBerry PlayBook tablet prices

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Weak Sony PS Vita sales prompt price-cuts

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You're right, Bazza, but they don't fall off like that. That's an over-the-cliff plunge.

Ten... inkjet photo printers

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This review...

...is sadly missing the product I have already purchased. I am therefore very annoyed that you were unable to validate my purchase decision, and therefore give me the warm fuzzy feeling I desperately need in order to to convince myself I bought the right kit.

In future, please preach to the converted, and cover what I already own, not what I don't.

Sheesh, guys (readers not writers)...

Harry Potter director takes on Doctor Who movie

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Start from scratch?

So it won't actually be Doctor Who, then? Just titled 'Doctor Who'.

Waste of time, people.

Google serves up Ice Cream Sandwich code

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Don't have any problem at all with source code being released and - yes - this is good news for the CyanogenMod boys.

What annoys me - and leads to public spleen venting - is the assumption, sometimes questioned by El Reg, never by its readers, that because Google releases source code it must, by that very fact, be a lovely company that will never to harm to a soul and that its motives are pure.

Source code is good. Freely accessible source code is better. Assuming that, just because you've been granted that free access, the company behind the largesse is an ethical one is downright dim. But that's what a lot of folk here seem to believe, if their "Google hate spin" comments are anything to judge.

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Ooooooh

Don't worry, AC. Larry loves you. So does Sergei. They'll tuck you in to keep you safe and warm with one hand...

...while learning all they can from your online activity with the other.

But, hey, don't worry about that - you can look at the source code. Google couldn't possibly be... nasty... could it? Larry? Sergei? You are not Jobs Juniors, are you? Are you?

Google. Apple. M$. They are all as bad.

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Google?!?!?

Because Google is such a caring, sharing company, right?

http://www.reghardware.com/2011/11/15/wi_fi_privacy_google/

You guys, you'll slurp that Kool Aid right down just so long as you don't have to pay for your software...

Google is not some kind of anti-Microsoft just because it gives its software away. That's called buying market share at loss. But your FOSS blinkers just keep you from noticing...

Halo: Combat Evolved Anniversary Edition

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Calm down, Bazza

It is Barry S, isn't it? Sure reads like it.

I loved Halo on the PC. Lots of Xbox 360 owners won't have played this, and will get to enjoy it now. They'll enjoy it.

Mind you, dunno I'd want to buy it again, just for snazzier gfx. Gameplay matters, not gfx.

Can't anyway, it's Xbox only.

Hands on with the Sony PlayStation Vita

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Barry Shit-for-brains

What no snarky comments from 'Barry Shitpeas' or whatever this parish's rabid Sony fanboi is calling himself these days?

Reg giving a generally position write-up for a Sony product too much for you, Bazza?

Or are you off to collect your cheque from Sir Howard?

Toyota Yaris 2011

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Diesel

Want to pump even more toxic shit out of your tailpipe? Buy a big-ish diesel.

Cough, cough...

Apple 4G iPod Nano

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Sir Toxteth of Gravy

I like the new Nano, but I'm sticking with my Shuffle - way better sound quality.

And I'm sticking with my Apple earphones - absolutely fine for my needs, and certainly not so bad I need to splash out another 80 quid on a pair of Sennheisers, Shures or somesuch.

OMFG, what have you done?

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@All Whiners

Fixed Width a problem?

What, you expect the be able to change the size of your telly to fit different-format programmes? You expect the Times to be printed on different sizes of paper?

Text too small?

Use your browser to change the text size. Or get specs.

Agree with the icons, though. And glad too see their back.

Paris, because she too favours a fixed width (if only we knew what it was...)

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