* Posts by Horridbloke

303 posts • joined 23 Apr 2007

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Boffins promise file system that will NEVER lose data

Horridbloke

Sounds better than my last effort..

A while back I was tasked with implementing a block-level data storage solution intended for enterprise use (though not actually a filing system). The brief handed to me was a hand-scrawled description of several data structures with arrows pointing to them. Data integrity was addressed by the sentence at the very end: "+ data protection features".

I was very glad to leave that job.

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Google TUGS Nexus 7-INCHER from its online store

Horridbloke

I'm holding out...

... for the Nexus 40.

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What's Meg Whitman fussing over: The fate of HP ... or the font on a DISRUPTIVE new logo?

Horridbloke

Re: Green Rectangle

The Brown Ring Of Quality was already taken.

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SCARESTEROID of the week to miss Earth on Friday

Horridbloke

Re: The UNIVERSE will end on Friday

No, not really.

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Ransomware holds schools hostage: 'Now give us Bitcoin worth $129k, er, $124k, wait ...'

Horridbloke

"It's seriously good to hear about a non-IT organisation who have actually got the hang of reassuring press statements."

FTFY

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Pass the Lollipop: Google creepily warms to body contact with Android lock function

Horridbloke

Re: Just don't walk along with it

What if you can't find a wall?

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Boffins build Cyborg beetles, fly them by remote control

Horridbloke
Terminator

This is stage 1

Stage 2 involves Austrian bodybuilders.

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DARPA's 'Cortical Modem' will plug straight into your BRAIN

Horridbloke

I like DARPA...

... they remind me of when I was ten.

(Still waiting for the skateboard with built-in minigun.)

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Keyless vehicle theft suspects cuffed after key Met Police, er, 'lockdown'

Horridbloke

Re: Old-school tech

I gave up on my crooklock when I switched to a car with an airbag - the thing wouldn't physically fit on the obese steering wheel.

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Turbocharged quad-core Raspberry Pi 2 unleashed, global geekgasm likely

Horridbloke

Re: Competitors dead in the water?

I have just taken delivery of my pi 2 and had a brief play with it. The raspbian image was updated using apt-get on the old hardware yesterday in readiness. The pi 2 booted and ran much much faster - the difference is much like we used to enjoy when upgrading from a five-year-old pc to the latest and greatest back in the nineties. The GUI, Epiphany browser and LibreOffice all ran pretty smooth. Considering this is currently running userland binaries for the older architecture I'm impressed.

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Gangnam Style BREAKS YouTube

Horridbloke

@Eddy

The dollar value is large, sure, but what price can you put on happiness?

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Boffins find Jackie Chan's SUPERCOP is good for something

Horridbloke

Re: Idiots!

True, Sammo Hung demonstrates unparalleled randomness in that one.

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MYSTERY Russian satellite: ORBITAL WEAPON? Sat GOBBLER? What?

Horridbloke

Re: Is there not enough junk up there already ?

The payload had "SPACE JUNK" written on the side of it in big letters. Crafty beggers those ruskies.

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Horridbloke

Re: Doberman

How do you drop warheads from an orbital platform? Just pointing a warhead towards earth and releasing the clamp will be pretty anticlimactic. You will need either a gun of some sort or a rocket of some sort.

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3D PRINTED GUNS: THIS time it's for REAL! Oh, wait – no, still crap

Horridbloke

Re: Has WiRED

I gave up on WiRED some years ago after reading about someone running OS X on their iPhone. In fact they were just running a VNC client (that somebody else had written) but that distinction was too subtle for the author of the article.

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Pay-by-bonk 'glitch' means cards can go kaching-for-crims

Horridbloke
FAIL

Re: And yet...

I have received the following reply from MBNA on the matter...

Thank you for contacting us {Horridbloke}. I appreciate your concerns however rest assured that Contactless technology has been extensively tested to ensure the absolute security of your account. This is a new development in the card industry that lets you make a payment for retail purchases without entering a PIN or signing to authorise the transaction wherever you see the Contactless acceptance symbol. Paying with a Contactless card is just as secure as paying by Chip and PIN because it is based on the same secure technology as Chip and PIN, it only works when you hold the card up to the terminal (within 4 cm), so you can’t accidentally pay for someone else's shopping and occasionally you will be asked to make a normal Chip and PIN transaction instead of a Contactless one. There is nothing wrong with your card; this is a security check to limit fraud and would likely occur if you made multiple Contactless transactions within a short time period. For additional security when you are sent your Contactless card you must first make a Chip and PIN transaction. This is just to make sure it’s got to the right person and to enable it to work. In addition, you are still covered for any fraudulent activity on your card just as with Chip and PIN transactions, providing you let us know as soon as you notice any unrecognised transactions on your statement. All our cards now come with Contactless functionality and are perfectly secure. Contactless offers many benefits, but if you don’t want to use it in this way you don’t have to. We are unable to issue a card without Contactless functionality however you can continue to make your payments by Chip and PIN if you prefer. If you log on to the website. Click on the tab "Account Home" and you can select the tab "View all transactions" and you will be able to see any transactions in current activity if you wish to monitor your account. Many thanks.

I guess I'll carry on using the craft knife.

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Horridbloke

Re: And yet...

I couldn't see any on-line option to turn it off (the provider is MBNA), so I've sent them a message asking whether they can turn it off for me. I'll post again if I get a reply.

You can't beat physical sabotage though.

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Horridbloke

Re: UK needs to learn from other countries

This works well but a shop assistant might get worried about the visibly mutilated card. The job can be done more discreetly by making a small nick with a craft knife, though this really needs an nfc-capable phone to confirm the card really has been snipped.

It's probably a good idea to make a test purchase afterward to verify the card's normal chip & pin function still works - have an alternative payment method just in case.

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Apple hit by INSIDER LEAK: New iPad Mini 3, iPad Air 2 blabbed

Horridbloke
Windows

Re: Ooooh, new versions.

and it comes with a free trial of McAfee.

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Siri ... why is this semi headed RIGHT AT ME? Phone apps distracting as ever – new study

Horridbloke

Does not apply to good drivers

Yeah but this is only true for bad drivers innit? Right now I'm using voice typing while driving my A4 along the M6 without any OH F

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Phones 4u slips into administration after EE cuts ties with Brit mobe retailer

Horridbloke

Re: I wonder why ?

I made the mistake of wandering into one of their branches several years ago to try and buy an unlocked handset. The sales slug couldn't believe somebody could be so demented as to want such a thing and pulled in a second sales slug to help teach me the error of my ways and to show me the contract I actually wanted (never mind the fact I had asked for something specific that the shop allegedly had for sale). After a couple of minutes of obnoxious high-pressure sales pitch I thanked them for their time and walked out but I can see how some people fall for it.

Carphone Warehouse were angels by comparison, at least they would sell you an unlocked phone without arguing and the larger branches had powered-up models you could play with so that expensive purchase was less of a pig in a poke. I say "were" because, well, you know who owns them now...

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Ninja Pirate Zombie Vampires versus Chuck Norris and the Space Marines

Horridbloke

We've forgotten the probable winner

What about psychologically scarred billionaire vigilantes?

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Rejoice, Windows fans: Stable 64-bit Chromium drops for Win 7 and 8

Horridbloke

64-bit Chrome available soon via the normal channel

...packaged with the next flash update.

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Primetime precrime? Minority Report TV series 'being developed'

Horridbloke

Re: Who is Tom ...

The emphasis should be on "actor".

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Horridbloke

Already done.

The show is called Person Of Interest and it has been running for several seasons.

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Steve Jobs had BETTER BALLS than Atari, says Apple mouse designer

Horridbloke

Re: If apple had such great mouse designers...

Apple obviously hired some really bad mouse designers as well.

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Call of Duty daddy considers launching own movie studio

Horridbloke
Meh

GAME?

The Call Of Duty games are pretty much barely-interactive immersive movies anyway.

Unless of course the film will be based on the multiplayer experience... Good grief, please no.

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Take the shame: Microsofties ADMIT to playing Internet Explorer name-change game

Horridbloke
Gimp

Revert

They could always change it back to "Mosaic".

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Horridbloke

Re: New browser names:

10) "the thing"

(True story.)

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Japanese boffins invent 4.4 TREEELLION frames per second camera

Horridbloke
Unhappy

Re: My phone (Sony Z2) does 120fps at 1080p just fine. :P

It won't after the next firmware update.

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Cor blimey: Virgin Media pipes 152Mb fibre to 100,000 East Londoners

Horridbloke

Re: Q from the US

"no home user really needs this kind of speed"...

I suppose it depends on ones definition of "need" but I recently bought and installed the new Wolfenstein game via Steam and that was a 40 or 50 gigabyte download - an inconceivable figure not so long ago. That wasn't too painful on our 40Mb connection but these things just keep getting bigger.

Weirdly enough we're on Virgin and I'm pretty sure our connection has been throttled to 40Mb - our peak download speeds were much faster when we got connected a year back.

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Indian techies-in-training face down MAN-EATING LEOPARD - and WIN

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Fauna.

I once found a slug in the office. We put it outside.

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You! Pirate! Stop pirating, or we shall admonish you politely. Repeatedly, if necessary

Horridbloke

Re: For £3.5m

They could spend the £6.5m surplus on a film about midget porn.

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LG unfurls flexible SEE-THROUGH 18-inch display

Horridbloke

Re: Patent This!

That's a nice idea but the screen would need a ridiculously high refresh/update speed.

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Boeing to start work on most powerful rocket ... EVER!

Horridbloke

@returnmyjedi

Agreed. Sort it out Reg, it isn't rocket science.

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Golf bloke to Richard Branson: Get on board the future bus, where there's 'NO WEATHER'

Horridbloke

Re: Mirror, mirror...

The trying-on-outfits-virtually-via-pseudo-mirror idea featured in an episode of the short-lived Max Headroom US scifi "drama" from the late eighties. (If you missed it, the show was based on the original Twenty minutes into the future Channel 4 production and looks horribly dated nowdays.)

I suppose that counts as prior art should anyone try patenting the idea.

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Drone-assisted Swiss construct virtual 3D castle

Horridbloke

Re: Ultra Realistic 3D Games

Google Earth Deathmatch perhaps?

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'World’s dumbest' suspect collared in Facebook sting

Horridbloke

His facebook page is still up...

... and there are photos of him trying to look gangsta.

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Google, Microsoft to add remote KILL switch to phones

Horridbloke
Gimp

Re: Really?

If all phones have a kill switch you won't have to buy another one, because the existing one won't be nicked. In addition your car window won't need replacing the one time you accidentally leave your phone on display in your car and you'll be saved a night in A&E when a bad person doesn't decide to take your phone off you by force.

I've had both those experiences - through matters other than phones - and don't recommend them.

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People will happily run malware if paid ONE CENT – new study

Horridbloke
FAIL

Re: Already infected, why not make money?

How about legal ramifications? I can't help thinking anyone knowingly offering their machine up to a dubious-looking botnet for reward is an accessory to any crimes committed via said botnet.

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Ukrainian teen created in lab passes Turing Test – famous nutty prof

Horridbloke

Re: This might be the first time a machine has passed it

Estate agents fail the Turing Test every working day of their lives. They also invoke the "uncanny valley". I was talking to an EA the other month and become convinced she was animatronic.

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Facial recognition tech convicts man in Chicago robbery case

Horridbloke

Odd match...

Looking at those two pictures I have an uncomfortable feeling they were matched based on him leaning his head a bit to the side in each.

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My my, Intel, that's one speedy NVMe flash card you have there

Horridbloke

Re: They fail to "read-only" mode.

... except when they don't.

I had a Samsung 840 pro fail utterly and without warning on me three months after purchase. Nothing I tried it with even recognised there was a storage device there.

(I was pleasantly surprised when the backup successfully restored and the replacement has been good so far.)

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Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi! 3D HOLO-PHONE hinted in Amazon vid

Horridbloke

Re: I think it's a lenticular display

There were a number of android slabs boasting lenticular displays for sale at Bangkok's Pantip Plaza when I visited a couple of years ago. Those displays weren't great, but there's been time to improve that part of the equation and I can see Amazon using that with online 3d film or game delivery to draw more people into their ecosystem.

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Apple: We'll tailor Swift to be a fast new programming language

Horridbloke
Boffin

Re: No need to be so special, Apple

<PEDANT>

Don't lump all those "far east" languages together...The Korean Hangul alphabet is small and reasonably phonetic.

</PEDANT>

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Google Glass? Feh. Behold Dyson's 2001 pocket 'puter techno specs with own 'Siri'

Horridbloke
Stop

Re: well very few products are competely new designs?

The story I heard about the Sega VR product was it got cancelled due to medical concerns that it would mess up kids' eyesight - if true then Sega did the right thing.

I read this on the internet somewhere, so it must be true...

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Privacy International probes GCHQ's mouse fetish

Horridbloke

Re: Churchillian feint

Agreed, the whole thing smells of either misdirection or intimidation.

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Boffin fights fire with EXPLOSIVES instead of water

Horridbloke
Mushroom

Re: Macho

.... and John Wayne (playing an elite extinguisher of oil well fires, can't be bothered to track down the title.)

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Internet rejoices over Star Wars, um, clapboard pic

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Will Simon Pegg be in it?

Because everything is better with Simon Pegg.

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Internet of Stuff: Cleaner washing, more milk ... fewer COW FARTS?

Horridbloke

Re: animal's natural diet

The animal doesn't really have a natural diet, because it isn't a natural animal. The domestic breeds used to produce beef or milk are a long way removed from the beasts our ancestors first decided to corral and use.

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