* Posts by Daniel Turner

14 posts • joined 11 Sep 2008

Virgin Media network goes titsup in Brum

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Last night

Went down in Telford

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Did the width move for you, darling?

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Fixed width!

I very nearly stopped reading the reg with the new fixed width thing, and I still dislike it. I am delighted you restored the comment icons and the odds and sods link though :D

I find it harder to read stories now, they seem to vanish quicker! Unless your publishing more and pushing them aside :/

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Today is not Hadron Collider Day

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LHC Articles...

Where's the up-to-date info! We need an LHC article section :P Or tag em with LHC

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Reg readers rage at comment icon outrage

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Icon Suggestion

How about a sideways thumb? And a medium face? I don't always want to be fully positive or negative!

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Icons are back!

Well, some of the better ones are back which makes me happy :)

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Dick Smith pr0n mobe heads for eBay

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Paris Hilton

Ethical test?

ok, so your ethical test would be if you bought a phone or camera off ebay and it, unknowingly, had been owned by a celebutard and had some interesting pictures.... what would you do:

1/ sell to Sun

2/ share/upload and humilate

3/ blackmail

4/ quietly delete and never tell anyone

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Well... 3 is likely to get you arrested and not be much fun, 4 would be kinda dumb!

So I think I would have to sell it to the Sun, and THEN upload it after I got my money :)

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Noel Edmonds defies BBC's jackbooted enforcers

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IT Angle

As instructed...

There is no IT angle to this story. What is it doing here? I am removing The Register from my bookmarks. Please cancel my subscription. I am also dissatisfied with today's weather. Please make the weather the way I like it. Goodbye.

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Artemis Fowl scribe to pen sixth Hitchhiker's novel

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Alien

I'm so scared

I love HHGTTG, if he screws it up I'll cry :'(

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Royal Society says goodbye to creationism row vicar

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Heart

Doesn't really intrest me...

But I love the tagline/subheading :D

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OMFG, what have you done?

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YEY!

Odds n sods is back, my baby :)

/me stokes odds and sods

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Odd's & Sod's

Bring it back!

I can't find it :(

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Net-talking toaster to burn news onto bread

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Hungy for news?

There are on consideration a few pitfalls I can see which would make me not want this is, but I'm sure they could be resolved!

1) It only seems to do 1 slice at a time :/

2) If it's a busy news day I'm gonna need alot of bread

3) It would need a media size detection feature so as to work out that I have instead toasted a waffle!

Also would this have a duplex option?

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Seriously...

I'm actually enougth of a geek that I WOULD by this.

This NEEDS to be mass produced!

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Apple agrees to pay itself $14m

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Alien

Money doesn't grow on trees...

Except Apple trees apparently!

Genius, would this work in the UK? I wouldn't mind having an insurance company pay me several million because I stole money from myself!

An alien because thats what this concept is to common sense!

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