* Posts by The Fuzzy Wotnot

1805 publicly visible posts • joined 8 Sep 2008

Privacy watchdog urges stronger data protection in EU law review

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Round and round we go...

...when will we get a proper decision, nobody knows!

Don't we do this dance with the EU every 6-9 months? Every time the UK Gov sticks two fingers up at the EU law maker, does what it wants anyway!

ACS:Law turns back on file-sharer court case

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As Nelson Muntz would say...

"Ha! Ha!"

Eric Schmidt 'eyes own TV show'

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Cheers Eric!

You have just given one more reason, on a very long list, of why I don't bother watching TV anymore!

Italy sues Microsoft for box-bundling bungling

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Muppet!

Some of us have lives in the the real world! You know, the real world, the bit outside the kitchen window you see briefly when raiding your Mum's fridge, before sneaking off back down to the basement?

It may surprise you to learn that some IT techs just want to switch off when they leave work, most do not want to spend all night fitting a new MB or some other WankerTech X23YX hardware to their machines. A lot of us are on-call so we know we'll get to play fix the server at some point before the sun rises!

I spend all day faffing about with PCs and servers. I want to go home, play with the kids, sit down have a meal with the family, then relax by switching on my machine and messing about with some music or doing my photography. I want the PC to just work.

Now back down to your Mum's basement or under your bridge, before the Sun comes up, eh?

Lawyer wants WikiLeaker kept off suicide watch

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Here, here!

I don't often agree with Matt Bryant, but this time he has a point.

When you join the military, in any country, you are agree to certain things usually giving up some rights and gaining others. In this case, he took classified info and passed it to a mouthpiece that broadcast it to the world, the owners of the info are not going to be very pleased about it.

Manning is in the military, please bear in mind that Manning most likely knew the penalties of his actions if he were caught. He knew exactly what military, solitary confinement procedures are like, they would most likely have had classes detailing what happens if you break the military's rules. He then made a conscious decision when he decided to download that info and pass it on.

I don't give a monkey's one way or the other, simply drawing people's attention to the obvious facts before we all get carried away.

If you want to discuss torture, take a look at Amnesty international books. Women subject to institutional sexual abuse for no reason other than being female in male centric societies. Members of groups of people, subject to physical abuse for simply believing in a different way of life or looking slightly different. Trade unionists in South America beaten and murdered for simply trying to ensure workers get a fair wage for hard days work. Children as young 8+ forced to fight in wars, the boys as cannon-fodder guerilla fighters, the girls as "comfort women" for the "troops".

Knowing the rules, breaking the rules and finally having to be held in a secure environment to ensure you are safe from self-harm or harm from others, is not torture. It's common sense.

I know all the sheeple who have been brainwashed by Assange and his cronies will vote me down, so go ahead. If you got this far in my diatribe, I know you at least read it!

Beeb say sorry for Stephen Fry A-bomb quip

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Well said!

If the Japanese are going to get all twitchy then perhaps we can remind them of their war crimes? The crimes for which it took so long to get reparations and apologies for, not just for the Europeans who were subjected to brutality, but the local populations on the east of mainland Asia who are still fighting to get apologies and compensation.

Tell you what, perhaps we all take the things said in the vein they were actually said in? We all grow up and perhaps, just perhaps, the world would be a better place.

That's Schmidt: So long to the Google chief who wasn't

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YOU are the product my friend!

Do you think they do all this from the goodness of their hearts?

Wake up! They are pushing "free" products for self promotion to raise awareness of the search engine. This brings people back to the ad-streams and collection of your personal likes and dislikes. They sell your interests, I'll grant you anonymized, on to the highest bidder and make even more money. YOU are the product my friend, not the nice shiny so called 'free' toys they give out.

Google are not your friends, use them as you wish but they should still be treated with caution!

Texter who fell in fountain threatens to sue

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So? What's your point?

So she's up for other felonies, this is a different case which is tried by different court and court officials.

When the jury on the 'tripping case' find out she's on credit card fraud charges too, they may not be very sympathetic I'll grant you, but everyone is entitled to fair trial for each crime they are involved in, whichever side of the dock they are on.

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Push 'em down!

I love the planks who emerge from the Undergound stations in London, and as soon as there is a mobile signal, just stop dead in their tracks and start texting and checking mails!!!

"STEP ASIDE AND DO THAT SOMEWHERE ELSE YOU F**KING INCONSIDERATE PRATS! THE WORLD DOES NOT REVOLVE AROUND YOU, DESPITE WHAT FACEBOOK AND TWITTER HAVE LEAD YOU TO BELIEVE!"

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WTF?

I assume you never done anything really stupid in a public place?!

Yes she is a right div for not looking where she is going, but her complaint is about the misuse of CCTV footage.

If this had been someone else's mobile footage, I'd say 'Tough titty madam!', but the security personal abused their position of trust to send out a bit of private security footage for a laugh.

Imagine you got mugged in the same place, I bet you'd have to fight for weeks to get the footage for your court case against the person who did it. Some dopey woman falls in a fountain, by accident and next thing the footage is all over the world.

WikiLeaks accused of tapping P2P for secret docs

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Bloody hell!

US Gov needs a good excuse to nail P2P as the "meeja" moguls, who are all in with the Gov top-bods, want it dead. So lets say P2P trades not only in copyright material but Uncle Sam's top secret stuff too!

My God!!!! If you use P2P you are not only a thieving scumbag ripping off hard working millionaire musicians and actors, but your are a traitorous, thieving scumbag too and very un-American!!!

Google gins search formula to favor its own services

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Really?! Well blow me!

Google says they are not up to anything and people believe them? How stupid are some people?!

Large corp promotes it's own stuff and denies doing so! Well that's a shocker!

If you're stupid enough to believe anything Google/Facebook/Twitter ( well any website actually! ) says at face value, you need your bumps checking!

Angry Birds to catapult onto TV

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They can get in the queue with the other TV conversions!

Pacman, Super Mario Brothers, Hello Kitty, Zoids, Transformers, etc...

Playboy on iPad will be 'uncensored', says Hefner

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Why bother?

Why not simply download the porn you want, for free ( not that I'd know how, why or where of course! ) , save it in your favourite photo library app and upload it to your JesusPad?

Overloaded drug-smuggling pigeon nabbed by Colombian cops

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Dum-dum-tish!

Don't give up your day job!

Ubuntu - yes, Ubuntu - poised for mobile melee

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Death of the PC, my arse!

It's survived 30 years and I suspect it will probably still be with us in another 30 years time!

( I am a Mac user and I know the PC ain't dead yet, despite not using them other than at work! )

Eyeball camera zooms into focus

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I for one welcome...

...well you know!

Bet you any money Captain Cyborg will be the first in line to try one of these out! Nice YouTube vid of Kevin's eyeball battery running out and him walking into a door frame!

Shocked mum muzzles foul-mouthed toy mutt

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Here we go again!

Is this another one of those "Let's get outraged to get our mugs in the red-tops." stories? The thing has cheap and nasty sub-standard components and a ton of fake fur on it, the words are going to come out funny!

These always remind me of the old playground gag when I was 10 years old. Get someone to silently mouth "F**K YOU" and then tell the other person they are "gay" because they said "I LOVE YOU"!

Boffins play 'Pac-Man' with tiny living organisms

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Joke

Not again!

So once again we see stagnation in the games industry! When is someone going to release and original game idea?!

Creepy as hell: Facebook developers get to know you better

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Tick! Another reason to avoid!

Nice one FB! Every day you give me one more reason to wish your server farm would die and your backup tapes melt!

Cyberwar hype is obscuring real security threats

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Or...

...is this just a load of old tosh to scare the masses so the beloved Gov can put up their on "Great Firewalls" and collect bucket loads of comms logs in various databases, thus controlling the populace and inflating the bank accounts of IT kit suppliers?

Sainsbury's techie jailed for loyalty card scam

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WTF?

Shut up you dipstick!

As IT techs we are put in positions of privilege. We are trusted to ensure we look after the data that drives huge corps and they expect us to have integrity and ensure we don't get do something fucking stupid like this?!

I do blame him and I hope the greedy c**t gets all he deserves. Banged up the slammer, to quote a phrase by Rik Mayall and Ade Edmonson!

Facebook facing fall-down issues

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Facebook site is not working very well

This is a solution to a problem, not a problem in itself!

Steve Ballmer at 11: A Microsoft power play too far?

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Is it me or is Steve Ballmer a muppet?

Despite my personal feelings, I think the guy is a complete prat, the DelBoy of Silicon Valley, he must be doing something right to keep a company like MS going.

Gamers raid medical server to host Call of Duty

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Both parties should be hauled into court!

"New Hampshire-based Seacoast Radiology warned patients on Tuesday that the hacked server stored their names, social security numbers, medical diagnosis codes, address, and other details."

Yeah they're bloody stupid to have "nicked" someone else work server for hosting a game, but FFS, storing sensitive private info on a public facing server?

Man nabbed nude pics from women's email accounts

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WTF?

Once again...

Scumbag breaks into accounts of people so fucking stupid they'd stick pictures on themselves, naked, into the public domain.

What is wrong with these people? The second you decide to send anything up that wire out of your house you can basically assume you sacrifice control of it, especially to well known sites like FaceSlap that have had previous security issues!

Microsoft to hire 4,000 in UK

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Confused

Are we still talking about Ballmer or McDonalds here?!

Palin's email snooper sent to prison

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Got it!

So next time some scumbag breaks into my GMail account I can have him carted off to clinky then? Sorry? Oh you have to be someone famous or a high-up government official, gotcha!

The Soviet era ideals of those in charge getting all the perks, are alive and well in the US as ever they were!

Assange vows to drop 'insurance' files on Rupert Murdoch

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Hmmm...

Let's face border patrol IT training would simply be:

1. Start Windows laptop

2. Plug in SUB key

3. Click on USB drive letter when it appears

4. CTRL +A or "circle" all files

5. Right-click COPY

6. Click drive C:

7. Right click PASTE

8. Read copied files for evidence of anti-US sentiments!

When this doens't work, detain crimi...sorry, suspect until they tell you why Windows won't copy the files!

Min of Justice to crack down on dodgy compo claims

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Nasty.

Sound more like "Dun Robbin" to me!

Facebook revenues 'hit $1.2 billion in nine months'

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Congrats!

"Faceslap" may be a pile of wotnot and I'd rather not have to put up with Zuckerberg in the news every 5 mins, but you have to hand it to these guys. There's never been a better time to tap that "one born every minute" market, especially when you're pulling down the green to that extent!

Becks offloads Posh Porsche on eBay

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WTF?

FFS!

It looks like him and a mate have sprayed themselves in a lock-up down in Peckham! I reckon his kids could have done a better job of it!

What a pile of tripe!

Amazon preps upmarket US Android app emporium

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Well...

Some people have other stuff to do and don't have time to wate trawling dozens of sites looking for an app that does XYZ?

Footie fans in 'cunthorpe Utd' calendar shocker

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Sorted!

All over the national press, loads of free coverage, "Oops, silly us, now you can't stop talking us!" and PR sorted for a small initial outlay!

Microsoft invents touch-sensitive mouse

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No!

Hold on. MS' is black while Apple's is white!

So don't suggest MS have run out of ideas!

Ballmer says Windows on ARM isn't about ARM

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Really?

I find it hard it to even bring myself to pay attention to anything Barmy B. comes out with these days.

Microsoft 'maintenance' blocks Hotmail

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Praise Be! We see the light!

' "Hotmail is a bag of shite," said one Hotmailer. '

It took a few years but finally the truth has sunk in!

Apple patents 'net-booted' OS contraption

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Well...

I always thought "Crazy" Larry and Lord Jobs were very much best friends, especially as they both have a slight dislike of Mr. Gates.

Moving back on subject...

Why has everything got to be about the cloud/network? Yes some things work absolutely wonderfully when connected but some things don't. I do not want to be up on the Cumbrian coast, shooting photos and have to drive 20 miles to the nearest mast with a half decent to get my laptop to boot. Alright, stupid example but you get the point.

Microsoft confirms code execution bug in Windows

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WTF?

Oh shut up troll! Freaking "Fanbois" get up my nose!

I'd like to stand up and say you do not speak for a large majority of sensible Mac users.

As a devoted Mac user I think Windows and Linux are damn good operating systems. They have their place, people get a great deal of use out of them and they get their stuff done. Now why have you got to crap all over them?

Like the Mac has no problems! Bollocks! It has plenty of dopey problems that sometimes get on my nerves, but I still prefer it. I only have a Mac as I spend all day administrating Linux and Solaris Oracle DB servers, I know IT pain so I want to go home, switch-off and just enjoy using a home computer.

After a hard day fighting with SunOracle I want the Fisher-Price experience that OSX gives me, it's a sort of sad IT regression/fetish thing I suppose!

US gov funds censorship-busting tech alternatives to Wikileaks

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Hypocrisy to Warp Factor 10!

"nations that censor the internet should understand that our government is committed to helping promote internet freedom" - Hilary Clinton

Superb!

Firefox ahead of IE in Europe, boosted by Chrome effect

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Ah Opera!

This the same "Opera" that has a bigger surfing-habits database than even the mighty Google, as reported on the The Reg some 2-3 months back?

Yeah I'd trust a company that wants to harvest my surfing habits!

Get back under your bridge troll!

Gov gone wild: Mad new pub glasses, bread freedom introduced

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Right on!

Slicing a farmhouse into doorsteps one and half inch thick, shoving into the grill, then smearing it in Marmite...nothing, absolutely nothing on this earth beats that! Not even a visit from a scantily clad Lucy Pinder would make me swap my toasty doorsteps and Marmite!

In-flight fight for stubborn iPhone-loving teen

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FAIL

Load of bollocks!

This kid disobeyed the rules of the airline, therefore he should be prosecuted first! Then take the old boy to court next for losing his temper and decking someone, even if the kid was a first-class arsehole.

The old-boy who hit him should have had a little more self control, you can't go around lumping everyone who gets on your tits, the hospitals near me would be full if that were the case. However, simply ignoring the fact this kid decided to be an arsehole is wrong. If I decide to do the same thing and ignore the airlines rules, it will only get sorted when someone else attempts to deck me?

Prison is unlikely for simple "crime" like this, most likely 200 hours of digging weeds in school yards and old folks homes!

From Antennagate to WikiLeaks: the year in tech lunacy

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Eric Schmit

If there is one person who made my blood boil this year, it was Eric Schmit!

He is a boil on the bum of mankind and the quicker he is "lanced", the better!

Civil servants touted ID cards to friends, family as flop loomed

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Well blow me down!

You mean to say that all that money spent on advertising them as the one true ID to trump them all, did not work and did not draw punters in?

Well I never!

Labour moots using speed cameras to reward law-abiding drivers

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Careful now!

They don't need any more help coming up with dopey ideas!

PC World website went titsup on Boxing Day

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Sales, my arse!

Knocking £2 off a £30 item is not a "sale" to me! Slashing 50%, that's more like it.

4chan hit by DDoS assault

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Handbags at dawn ladies!

What a useless bunch of little t***pots!

"Oooh you pushed my friend! I'm pushing you back"! Grow up and do something useful with your lives instead of sitting in your basements "attacking" each other's cardboard forts!

Hacker charged over siphoning off funds meant for software devs

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Fight! Fight! Fight!

Assuming you mean the "medja" interpretation of the word "hacker"? Otherwise you might want to tack a flame-bait icon to your post!

Mind your own: Scotland unveils privacy principles

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Well indeed

I have been promising myself for ages to start looking at moving to the land of heather and the midnight Haggis, if nothing more than for fresh air and decent scenery to photograph, time to get my skates on methinks!