* Posts by JahBless

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Horrifying iPhone sales bring Apple $18bn profit A QUARTER

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Re: $ and taxes

zZzZzZ...Still with my Nokia 5800 Xpress music ma boy...there still is no crap of your choice doing voice command OFFLINE properly. but I would love to throw your idiotic comment because its well, useless for me.

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$ and taxes

The day I see *all* megacorporations paying their share in taxes, I will not care about how much they sold...

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Oz father and son team plan suborbital spaceplane

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Doomed

This poor lad of 12 his doomed! His father dared to turn him interested in science?? Everyone knows that football its the way to go!

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LEAKED: Samsung's iPHONE 6 KILLER... the Samsung Galaxy S6

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Re: And the price will be?

I would look for other roms than Cyanogen for that Xperia.

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Microsoft just saved Windows Phone... Now stop whining

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Nokia talles tell us that...

Microsoft is having a "Nokia"..."And without strong leadership and clarity, it's hard to motivate the Mobile Devices division to be world beaters. Risk aversion becomes the default mode of operation. Fulfil the deadline - try not to rock the boat with radical or risky new ideas. Note how bugs are creeping in, and the fit and finish no longer has the distinctive and assurance it had at launch."

Sorry Andrew, told you so.

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Post-pub nosh neckfiller: The fantastical Francesinha

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Porto its more than the Francesinha :)

Look for Guedes's "sandes de pernil" (sandwich made of pork leg roasted for hours) and/or Gazela's "cachorrinhos" (little spicy hotdogs http://tiny.cc/qqitsx)

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BlackBerry Enterprise chief: Yes, we did leave users behind

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Re: They're still in deep trouble

"Pretty much every individual and company is moving away from Blackberry devices to Windows phones, iPhones, Android."

I recall when "every individual" moved (or at least tried) from Symbians to Windows mobile...they got sick of it after 8 years. I wonder how many of the "every individual" is considering a trial with the new BBs...

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Thunderstrike shocks OS X with firmware bootkit

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Cool!

"The Thunderstruck *hack* uses 35 year-old legacy option ROMs to replace the RSA keys in a Mac's extensible firmware interface (EFI) to allow open and better firmware to be installed and lock out attempts to remove it."

Sounds better :P

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Apple in 2007: Who wants a stylus? Apple in 2010: We want a stylus!

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WTF?

I see...

With almost *any* mobile gizmo out there equipped with a camera, why the hell using a stylus to pass content to the mobile gizmo?

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No more free Windows... and now it’s all about the services

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Re: It will be a cold day in hell...

"Only if your time has no value".

Because my (free/work) time is valuable to me, I stopped supporting my friends and colleagues personal computers/laptops with Microsoft Windows installed. If they want a desktop and support its Linux or nothing. You have no idea how many are converted...with enterprise grade support from me...

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Microsoft tries to defend Irish servers from US g-men invasion, again

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Re: @Gordon10

There was a prior rulling. The fail is actually yours sir.

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Re: EU

First, I was talking about the EU and the Comissioner...

Second, did you read the part about the "prior rulling"?

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EU

"Smith notes that the prior ruling has also been protested by the EU, whose Commissioner for Justice says “it bypasses existing formal procedures that are agreed between the EU and the US” and that it “may be in breach of international law” ".

And what did the EU and the Commisioner in particular? "Blá blá blá blá"... no sanctions whatsoever or real and practical measures...

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YOU are the threat: True confessions of real-life sysadmins

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Re: *MY* network? Not really.

My recommendations go well over the entire aspects of the business because, well, that's my job. But if I'm asked about the idea of certain people (finantial, HR...) becoming local admins in their windows boxes, for example (just because they need that important software callled iTunes be available), should I simply say yes and aceept the "compromise"? I have responsability over the security and stability of the network and everything related with it. The everything "writen" it's because boards and bosses love to have a scapegoat whenever is needed.

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Re: *MY* network? Not really.

"I hope you continue to work well in your job, and that your honesty doesn't cause you to fail in any future job interviews. I'd certainly mark you down if you gave that sort of answer to me."

I would never give that kind of answer but I'm really assured that *every* recommendation I give is writen and all the people in the board are awere of it. If they decided they know better how to manage the IT department, in the end I have something to recall them of it and say "Told you so..." .

"It may well be *my* network, but I am really just custodian of it for the people who matter. The security changes I'm implementing are done with the consent of my users, after informing/consulting as appropriate."

Consent?? You dont deal directly with the beancounters do you? They are "IT masters!"...

Informing? Yes, that's correct.

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Download alert: Nearly ALL top 100 Android, iOS paid apps hacked

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Re: Simple Really!

Yep, you are FREE to be STUPID!!!

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Sailfish OS tablet is GO: Fans stuff cash into Jolla's cap in hand

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Re: Will Nokia buy Jolla?

Its a fact, and shows how the present board(which is the old in fact) of Nokia sees consumers: idiots/dumbs. They really deserve a kick in their teeth, for going an Atari-like model business...

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I agreed. And it will be a funny way seeing Intel grabing market from ARM because of the open source drivers :-D

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Webcam hacker pervs in MASS HOME INVASION

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FAIL

Lazy manufacturers (and users as well, but that's not news)...it's so simple to disable the camera while the default password remains the same...

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'Most advanced mobile botnet EVER' is coming for your OFFICE Androids

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Mushroom

No, it means bad security designs and luser stupidity/ignorance it's plaguing non-Microsoft products...and I'm sure you noticed Android in the article as opposed to *desktop*, right?

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That dreaded syncing feeling: Will Microsoft EVER fix OneDrive?

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Re: Screw OneDrive, when are they gonna fix WINDOWS????

Not sure about that, I've stopped counting how many I migrated to linux since XP support stopped, and I'm so happy because they are so scared of screwing things that they stick with what I explained to them :-D

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Microsoft: How to run Internet Explorer 11 on ANDROID, iOS, OS X

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Re: "you can expect RemoteIE to hang or crash randomly."

I cant remember when it was the last time when FF failled me. But that maybe has something to do with the fact that I run it on Linux and have Adblock and ghostery installed...

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New GCHQ spymaster: US tech giants are 'command and control networks for TERROR'

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WTF?

Wrong job

He is better on stand-up comedy!

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Brazil greenlights $200m internet cable to Europe in bid to outfox NSA

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Re: Hub

You never heard about Mercosul/Mercosur, did you?

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Hub

As for someone have mentioned already, Brasil can set themselves as a Hub for the entire South America, or even Latin America. Venezuela, Equador, Bolivia, Chile, Argentina, all of them have a big love toward americans...

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Data protection laws come to the rescue of poor, underpaid UK MPs

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Oh come on people...

The MPs spent so many years licking someone's arse (some literaly...), it's their right to abuse the expenses...

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Tim Cook: The classic iPod HAD TO DIE, and this is WHY

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Re: Quality

Err...nope, I'm talkng about average headphones,,,like the ones that come with the iProducts :-P

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Quality

Odd...nobody mention the average quality sound that the iProducts deliver...my still rocking Nokia 5800Xpress puts to shame any player i put it to test.

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Samsung's flagging phone fortunes hit profits hard

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2 words

Touchwiz(lack of innovation) and updates.

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Netflix and other OTT giants use 'net neutrality' rules to clobber EU rivals

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Re: OTT

"Do you mean like BT spending billions buying football rights and bunding it with their network?Please explain why that is evil"

As do BT expects the other ISPs deliver their transmissions over internet for the BT costumers? And Netflix paying their millions to offer video streaming service?

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COMET 67P is basically TRAILING a HORRIFIC STENCH through space

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Comets...

I bet comets are crap sent out of the spaceship by the little green aliens

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Zuckerberg bombshell: Man married to Chinese woman speaks Chinese in China

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Chinese

Where I live, when we don't understand something, people says "that's chinese for me". I wonder what's the chinese version for this..."that's german for me"?

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Forget passwords, let's use SELFIES, says Obama's cyber tsar

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FAIL

2 things

1. This "Tsar" uses an iPhone, otherwise he will be aware of the Android feature.

2. I'm all for the selfie, but only if the mandatory selfie is a pennis or a vagina.

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New e-Signature rules: Shouldn't WE be using it? – Steelie Neelie

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Distracted reporter or

mishaving autocorrect? It's Jean-Claude...not Jean-Claire...

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€2 BILLION: Steelie Neelie wants US to pay for her Big Data splurge

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Just for big guys?

I have little hope that small players/startups could have access to that nice millions...but Europe can have good alternatives to the american offers. And with lower operation costs, like installing the datacenters in Scandinavia or in the Baltic. The Baltic countries are a good place since they can buy cheap electricity from Ukraine and help the later strengh their economy.

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Android's Cyanogenmod open to MitM attacks

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Re: Another week...

Because you are a pro, right? LOL

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Fiat 500S: So pleasingly sporty we didn't want to give it back

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Re: Uh?

"And keep all the people inside dry."

And nauseated in a mountain road.

" And warm."

Gore-tex and electrical jackets, electrical grips and seats.

" And have conversations."

Bluetooth intercoms. If you don't like other people's music you can have your own. You can share music and phone calls. And even better, you can talk with your fellow riders riding their own bikes.

"And a stereo."

Read above.

"And stay alive."

When you take a shower do you use an helmet?

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WTF?

Uh?

Why the cars reviews? And more important, why are motorcycles not reviewed?

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Revenge smut bullies who send 'grossly offensive' messages WILL be prosecuted

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Re: "mainly used against women"

"Because most blokes wouldn't care."

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH, sure sure!

"So which half of the equal sexes is wrong - blokes should care more or women less?"

I suspect that you are one of the kind who love to say the word slut...

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My advice

To *any* person is, take photos of the other person or no photos allowed at all. It's a shame have to give this advice of course, but there are to many immature people out there. But having photos in your possession maybe it would work as a good deterrent.

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How much is Microsoft earning from its Android taxes again?

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Humm

"We’ve known for years that Microsoft makes more money from Google’s Android than Google does itself"

There is multiple ways to see it. OS license sales maybe, but Google sales tablets and smartphones with a profit, not to mention the ad revenues. But as for hardware sales, we can also say that Google makes more money from their hardware operation than Microsoft will ever made :-P.

As for the other Android makers, HTC and Sony are a strange case. HTC makes great hardware but hit by lawsuits, bad management decisions and alienating their most loyal costumers by not updating flagships models were to much. If they colaborated more with outside developers they could have done better.

Sony...they do colaborate with external developers (freexperia, fxp) but releasing a barrage of high-end models every 6(?) months it's crazy, makes any costumer staying always in doubt when and what to buy. Why Samsung has a great success with the Notes? Software...

Just a note: I've been thinking about how one of the android makers could get away from Google and even if I'm of the opinion that it looks almost impossible for now, Samung, with their deep pockets maybe have a chance. A partnership with a cloud player (Akamai for example), a share of that 19bn that they spend in marketing to lure developers and revamp the hog that is TouchWiz, who knows?

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Leaked: Mobile operators' SCARE campaign against net neutrality

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WTF?

I for once

don't mind if Vodafone gets its way, but only if they stop peados from using the roads. Peados drivers are the worst scumb on Earth because they make me arrive late to work.

Yep, nonsense induce more nonsense.

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Huawei prez: A one-speed internet is bad for everyone

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FedEx

Nice try...but the thing is, people *have* the choice of *using* a normal delivery and a fast delivery, paying more it has nothing to do with net neutrality.

I hope to be wrong, but the tone that Andrew put between a engineering major and the other majors it's very worrying...or is it that he is surprised to see non tech people be more vocal about net neutrality?

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Troll hunter Rackspace turns Rotatable's bizarro patent to stone

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There are trolls and trolls...

"Rackspace just wishes that more companies would follow its example and fight patent trolls in the courts, rather than caving in."

When a company like Apple fills for laughable patents and love to be a patent bully, there is no hope for othes to follow the example...

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Apple's iPhone 6 first-day sales are MEANINGLESS, mutters analyst

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??

Someone did say "Naked king"? :-D

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Top Gear Tigers and Bingo Boilers: Farewell then, Phones4U

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Text tabbers

Andrew is one of them.

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Apple's Watch is basically electric perfume

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Innovation

"It isn't just Apple that looks a little less miraculous today – the entire consumer electronics industry looks a bit tragic and battered"

Dear Andrew, you are plainly and utterly wrong, as for the other makers that is, but trully right about Apple.

Examples? http://motorolaara.com/ and do you remember this video that people mocked at? The Samsung Youm? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7vZtZw-JxM

Samsung will make bendable displays, be assured of that. And if Google kick their buts off, they will revamp their software, there are so many ways to do it...

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Apple's ONE LESS THING: the iPod Classic disappears

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Sound quality

I don't know how is it nowadays, but my Nokia 5800 Xpress shamed any music player (be it Apple or whatever) in the market, between 2009 and 2012. I even recall one of my colleagues miffed when we compared the same music at the same bitrate and with the same headphones and he found that is beloved iPod was beaten :-P

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How to marry malware to software downloads in an undetectable way (Hint: Please use HTTPS)

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Humm

I can devise harmless torrents files that get concatenated with...whell, you know what :-P

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SpiderOak says you'll know it's secure because a little bird told you

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KISS

"So how will the three people in different countries learn about a secret warrant served?"

Easy. Just set up a user login (not canary of course :-P), and only use it to send an harmless email like "meeting at 8pm". Or even better, just use that login to sign in and sign out into a dormant server. The server in turn will email the 3 person. Done.

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