* Posts by Tom Ware

4 posts • joined 5 Sep 2008

Swedish couple demand right to name baby 'Q'

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My heartiest congratulations

to Mr and Mrs The Winged Serpent

"It's name is Quetzalcoatl... just call it Q, that's all you'll have time to say before it tears you apart!"

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Women's lust for shopping linked to periods

Tom Ware

@Colin Millar @Andrew

C'mon now people, this isn't just scientific research. It's scientific research from an academic with an important new book to flog (Sheconomics, from £2.90 used and new on amazon, since you ask). I'm sure the good Prof would appreciate a little less snark as a lot of hard work went into thinking up that book title.

@Niall Campbell

I think your other half may have PPPMS - pre-peri-post-menstrual syndrome. It's a well recognised condition that leads to moodiness and unpredictability and lasts the week before, the week of and the fortnight after menstruation and up to sixty years after the menopause.

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Half of Brits abuse apostrophe's

Tom Ware

I never abuse the apostrophe...

...although I occasionally violate the colon.

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My name really is Ivan O'Toole, admits Ivan O'Toole

Tom Ware

There is a vet out there...

...called Everard Koch.

Fine upstanding fellow too.

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