That's got to be one of the funniest El Reg titles I've seen.
105 posts • joined 28 Aug 2008
That's got to be one of the funniest El Reg titles I've seen.
From the link you posted:
"Bearing in mind that the NeoGeo X is apparently based on the Dingoo A320, it's perhaps unwise to expect emulation performance on par with the Tegra 4-powered Nvidia Shield.
CPS1 and CPS2 emulation is surprisingly good, while the Mega Drive and SNES can suffer from dropped frames and patchy sound. The Game Boy Advance also has audio issues, but these could well be remedied over time as more hacked firmware hits the web."
You can get *much* better for the money, you are paying to have NEO GEO written on it. Even a PSP will run the emulators better and you can pick them up for less than £30. If you want something newer, have a look at the JXD S7800B.
"the little machine has proved popular with those sensible but nostalgic people who chose not to remortgage for the machine first time round."
Err? Have you read the same reviews I have? Overpriced and under-powered, they didn't even write their own emulator and ripped off Final Burn Alpha. The screen was the wrong aspect ratio (16:9), whereas games were 4:3.
In fact the reaction to it was so poor that SNK terminated the licensing agreement with Tommo in the US and wanted everything pulled off shelves.
"lacking steering wheel, accelerator or break pedal "
" Sky News reckoned he was suffering heal problems that include a heart condition, a chronic lung complain"
"As November rolled in tow town a court in Sweden rejected his appeal "
"The smoking gun was the message one of Rigby’s attackers - Michael Adebowale - had sent to an oversees individual "
". In Barlow’s case, he and is Take Thaters were outed for avoiding £66m"
"So far, the sky hasn’t fallen and history is still breathing. By December, Google had received 174,226 - or 60 per cent - of versus 669 for search rival Bing from Microsoft."
"What will be Google’s response? Ultimately, take its toys home, as it’s provide it’s willing to do in Spain and Russia,"
There's more but I can't be bothered to find them
Except that on the majority of train services I've used phone reception has been terrible, so mobile internet either doesn't work or is so unreliable it drives you up the wall.
And I am left wondering what the IT angle is?
In any case, it did make me want to buy another Hillman Imp :-)
One of the major reasons why PEDs weren't allowed during takeoff and landing wasn't so much to do with the technical aspects, moreover during these critical phases of flight it's better than you are actually paying attention to the safety briefing rather than beefing up your defenses in Clash of the Clans.
That's not a square, it's a rectangle.
> The guy who then posted them was a real jerk about it
If you are talking about rikkid, actually he came across as rather helpful when I was chatting to him in IRC. The mods have been spreading loads of FUD about him, you seem to have bought into it without knowing the full story.
If anything, the Pi mods have been total idiots by deleting threads without comment and banning people when other sites *already had the Pi on sale*. Stable, bolted. I'll get me coat
As someone who used to live at the bottom of said hill, I wholeheartedly concur. Nothing quite like waking up to the smell of roasted coffee and burnt brakes :-)
> 4. Don't use lots of leccy
No electricity company in the world is going to go looking for what are probably their best customers and hand them over to the police. Much more likely that there will be approached by the police for the bills when they have other evidence.
Fair comment, although I have to admit I've taken a variety of PCB's and power supplies in my carry on baggage and I've only ever had them comment on it once (about my Tokyoflash "Pimpin ain't easy" watch).
Still, the headline "Phone + expensive transmitter can be used to hack planes" doesn't have the same ring to it ;-)
You need a computer (Laptop/Phone/Whatever) and a TRANSMITTER in the form of an Software Defined Radio. You can then spoof the various signals the plane receives, such as ACARS, TCAS, GPS etc.
An SDR is fairly bulky and probably wouldn't make it through secuirty, so I question the validity of this guys claims.
The C-shaped design was all to do with making the signal paths shorter, so they could run quicker. Very interesting guy and it's a real shame he isn't still around.
"Would-be car thieves need to grab the transmission between a valid key fob and a car before reprogramming a blank key"
There is a blind spot on the alarm system where it's possible to break a window and access the OBD port without setting the alarm off. Once they've gained access to the OBD they use the car to program the blank key. There's no need to get access to the original key, it's just a modern day version of 'hotwiring'.
What passes for Bacon in the UK is ridiculous. Even the cheapest of the cheapskate bacon over in Oz is several times better than the water-injected crap they sell over here.
"NO ONE WOULD BUY IT cause they would be scared of the new one getting replaced in a year or so with a slightly improved one where new games would be completely incompatible."
Take off the bit about new games being incompatible and therein lies the problem. Every Nintendo fan knows that if they just wait a bit, a new one will come along and the prices will plummet.
"Playing games online is a gimmick"
Are you being serious? I can't tell. Three words for you "World of Warcraft".
I've had several DS's, ranging from the original grey fatboy to the lites and love them down to the ground. I take at least one of them every time I have a long journey but I've never made the jump to the later consoles because:
1. A DS Lite can be accurately described as pocket sized, although my hands do cramp up a bit on it. Yes I know I can just put them in a bag but I like the idea of being able to sit at a bus stop and stuff it in my pocket when the bus turns up.
2. Lack of technology advancement and too small incremental steps. I'm not a fan of 3D and see it as a bit of a fad and once that's been taken out of the equation there's not much else different between my Lite and the 3DXL Gti Turbo Hyper Fighting II editions.
3. The fact that everyone who wants one knows the price will plummet within a couple of weeks.
Google maps looked *the business* on it, no zooming in, it was literally like having a map on the wall:
Comfortable to wear, they sound alright and although they aren't indestructible as some people like to make out, the last pair I had lasted for 10 years.
For the life of me I don't know why anyone would want to wear in-ear headphones, hat fanciers maybe?
Because that's exactly what I've been doing and I have plans to port our project to the Pi (if I can ever lay my hands on one)
Why not just have a registration number, anyone can read that? Or spend some money on a decent lock?
The 6809 saw a lot of use in pinball machines, amoungst other things. There's even a GCC port for the 6809 which we are using for our open source pinball operating system ;-)
I understand the usefulness of in ear (small, discrete) but for me there's way too many disadvantages to them as compared to closed cup headphones.
1. They can be painful to wear
2. They have a tendancy to leak audio out and cause annoyance to people around you (tsch tsch tsch on the train)
3. Outside noise can leak in and no amount of noise cancelling technology will get around this.
4. In simple physics terms, to produce the lower range of frequencies requires a larger speaker cone. In ear headphones are limited by the size of your ear canal. If you want bass, you need closed cup.
Unless you a security guard or don't want to mess your hair up, buy a decent pair of closed cup.
It's the fact that these things broadcast illegal amounts of inteference and the government body that is supposed to regulate this sort of thing is being paid off or just flat out ignoring the problem, even when the GCHQ spooks are telling them that it's a problem.
The Playstation gave us true arcade style graphics and subsequently spelled the death of the arcade as we know it. The Wii introduced console gaming to a huge untapped market.
I think Nokia had more of a contribution to shaping gaming in the form of 'Snake' for the older handhelds than any frickin' iPhone game.
Electric companies will not report excessive usage to the police, it's just plain not in their interest. What's more likely to happen is that the police will approach the electric company rather than the other way round, but even then that's unlikely to happen as a large electric bill is circumstantial evidence at best.
You are much more likely to get caught by the smell, neighbours reporting suspicious activity and good ol' thermal imaging cameras on helicopters.
They look more like throwaway phones for drug dealers?
You can do it for free:
They'll chuck a few terrorism charges on him then lock him up for not disclosing his password?
The Reg have offices in San Francisco if memory serves.
I thought they did what they had to do, ie give a background setting without over complicating the main story. WRT to the last 20 minutes, I'm wondering if there's some cultural differences that cause confusion, as I'm always left scratching my head also.
"Nearly the entire evaluation function is derived from Fruit. This includes
the formulas for calculating piece-square tables, methods and features of evaluating
piece mobility, rook king file proximity, rook and queen on the 7th rank, and king safety. "
"Disassembly of the root search analysis indicates nearly identical code and
variables, even including the ordering of the variables."
"Pre-Rybka 1.6.1 contains much identical code to Crafty, even including large
blocks of code with obsolete code inside them, and code that performs tests that make
no sense today (code that was left in Crafty by accident, by Robert Hyatt, also shows
up in Rybka 1.6.1). It is inconceivable that a second author could duplicate this code
purely by chance. At least hundreds of lines of code appear to be copied."
Surely the best method for keeping online passwords safe is to have an 'airgap' and write them down on a bit of paper?
You can set a 'trusted' SIM card and a number/email/sshd to phone home to. If someone inserts a 'untrusted' SIM it will turn on the GPS and tell you where the phone is. You can also SMS it commands to lock the device, take pictures etc.
And received a very nice letter from a Laura Walker saying they were going to do sod all.
Can we get rid of OFCOM, ASA and the PCC ASAP please?
Although this is slightly different, whereas TACO used to be trusted and slim, then got bought out and turned into bloatware. The way they got it past Mozilla that time was to have one of the Firefox add-on's board members in their back pocket.
I wouldn't be surprised if something similar happened here.
Before any one says "Why don't they just use the internet" I'll explain:
1. Radio doesn't have a definitive 'end point', you can find out where it's being transmitted but you can't find out who is receiving it or where they are (only make an educated guess). With the internet they'll be logs and an IP it needs to be sent to.
2. Radios are cheap and ubiquitous, if you were an operative working in the middle east and you were carrying around some kind of uber smart phone to do your decrypting, you'll stand out like a sore thumb. A shortwave receiver and a pen and pencil can be found almost anywhere on the planet.
Most governments don't really use Number Stations any more, the UK one shut down a long time ago (google Lincolnshire Poacher) although the Chinese still use them quite a bit.
Mines the one with the Degen 1103 in the pocket.
1. Why did you need to encrypt the file? Surely just jump on a bus/train to a neighbouring city, walk into internet cafe (checking for CCTV of course) and upload from there, or just use TOR. Or post them a USB key, or a million other anonymous methods.
2. Sending the key via email is slightly stupid, as anyone with access to their mailbox now has the decryption key. Key distribution is a hard thing to crack, which is why you should of asked them to generate a public key for you to encrypt the information with.
Mines the jacket with the tin foil lining.
Really glad to see stuff like this, remember back in the day when the UK was pumping out microcomputer after microcomputer (Speccy, BBC B, Tandy, Amiga, Archimedes et al) whilst the rest of the world was trying to catch up.
Oh well, at least we gave the world ARM before it all went tits up :-)
Is because when people use 'the cloud', they think they are using some kind of massive super computer you'd find tucked away on the Starship Enterprise. It's bragging rights, nothing else.
Fanbois much? I think you missed the point where I said I really do *like* the phone, I was just pointing out it's failings:
> battery life sucks: mine works at least as long as the android phones of some co-workers
Yes, but how many 'tweaks' have you done to get it to the same performance level, like bigger batteries, turning off wifi and the various software tweaks. And I'm not 'generalising my specific problem": http://lmgtfy.com/?q=%22n900+battery+problem%22
The point I was trying to make about the Ovi store and developer support is the fact if you look at the Android and iPhone stores, just look how many quality apps from known companies you can PAY for if you want to, not apt-get'ing some alpha software from a repo. Nokia did it's best to be completely unhelpful to it's developers, Smoku produced some great software for the N900 and this is what they have to say about Ovi:
>GPS takes ages to lock on: only when no internet connection is available
So, if I'm in a middle of a field and want to use my GPS (and don't want to spend bucks on 3G data), what happens then? Oh yeah, that's right, I just walk to where there is an internet connection. Because whenever I use GPS I'm nearly always near an internet connection. Other devices use the GPS information sent by the Cell towers, why can't the N900 do this instead?
If you look into it, you'll find that whenever the N900 has anything plugged into it's headphone output, it deliberately limits the volume (to save damaging your ears). The problem with this is that it's not 0.7Vpp (ie standard line level), meaning you have to overdrive the input stage of the amplifier it's plugged into, causing distortion. But of course, you knew this already, because you have no problems, therefore none exist.
>MMS is expensive crap
Unfortunately it's the method that 90% of people use to send images between phones and for a $400 phone you'd expect it to support something out the box that most phones could do 10 years ago.
And it is slow, try not reflashing it every 2 months and you'll see what I mean. Once the various databases start to get filled (conversations, call log, autocomplete etc) it starts to crawl along.
But iit's ok, because none of these problems effect you, therefore they don't exist,. right?
For all it's failings (and lets face it, most smartphones are more unreliable than the old Nokia bricks), I <3 my N900.
It's slow, expensive, bulky, the battery life sucks, there's issues with the charging connector breaking, it's not multitouch, the screen cover scratches easily, trying to build a playlist in the media player can only be described as a sadomasochistic event, the battery indicator no longer works, there's no HD output, the headphone output is deliberately limited so it's not line level, the Ovi app store is a joke, the GPS takes ages to lock on, there's no developer support, you can't send or receive picture messages (yes, believe it or not, out of the box MMS isn't supported)....
erm, I could go on, but I won't. The reason I <3 it is because:
Aircrack-ng + Kismet + Nmap + Hostap + waiting for a bus/plane to turn up = WIN
TV-Out + Bluetoothed PS3 controller + PSX/SNES/Megadrive/MAME = WIN
SMSCon (find my phone when someone nicks it = WIN (Yes, it does work, see the forum for sucessful 'finds').
IT'S MY PHONE, NOT APPLES, NOT GOOGLES, MINE ALL MINE MUUHAHAHAHAHA
I'd dearly love to find a replacement but I think I'll be holding on to it for a while longer, at least until the battery dies again.....
Back in the day, we used to call that an 'undocumented feature' rather than a bug.
If I was watching a Hollywood film from the 90's which featured a hypothetical scene where a hacker was streaming live video from a cop car dash camera to their desktop, I would of waved my fist and muttered something about bandwidth.
Now it's *actually* happening....
I found his stuff to be misogynistic, or maybe I missed the point. Also the whole thing of 'Robot is built, robot goes bad, robo-psychologist figures out obscure logic puzzle to make Robot be good' gets a little boring after a while.
I used to have one of these on my desk (3840x2160 56"):
Well, I say on my desk, you had to sit about 3m away from it. These displays really work well when you have a large amount of data (numbers, radar tracks etc) that you need to show on one screen. The 56" I had was used to show a coordinated air traffic picture of Europe, so I could see every single plane from South England, all the way down to the top of Africa and all the way over to the start of Russia. And when I say I could see them, I mean that I could read the altitude data, call sign etc or over 200 planes on one screen without having to touch a mouse.
And Google maps looked sh*t hot on it also, the resolution was so high it was literally like having a proper printed map on the wall.
"Dallas, 1963....if you look closely, it's a 3DS you'll see on that grassy knoll. "
Well, I lol'd anyway....
Why not write about something infinitely more interesting, like an Open Source Pinball operating system:
I know it's not the most popular issue, but I think it's important. Forget the radio geeks, forget the people with the million dollar mansions that they refuse to run CAT-5/6 around, at the very least this whole debacle has made OFCOM look like the clowns that they are.
sudo killall -9 Autopilot