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irc.theregister.co.uk:6667? What a wonderful idea.
You not got a spare RasPi and an effernet socket to run it off?
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irc.theregister.co.uk:6667? What a wonderful idea.
You not got a spare RasPi and an effernet socket to run it off?
So I guess you're language is not English, hinnit?
Protip: If you replace "you're" with "you are" and it makes no sense, you're probably doing it wrong.
The irony is delicious though.
how would they know what you should be interested in?
Mumsnet will advise them? They know all about what you should and should not be allowed to see.
Whilst so-called "road tax" goes into the same big pot of general taxation as everything else (at least in the UK), if you don't have a motor vehicle, you don't pay road tax.
Electric bicycles with a motor power of less than 250 watts and a top speed of less than 15mph do not count as motor vehicles in UK law, by the way. Your mileage may vary, but considering you're calling it "a motorway" and not "a freeway", I guess not.
Also little 50cc thingies that aren't allowed on motorways pay vastly, immensely less road tax than a car or more powerful motorbike.
What this has to do with the goggle box, I have no idea. Nevertheless, next please!
Because you never went to school?
Comparing education to television. Really now.
At least the licence fee and the Royal Charter give the BBC nominal independence from the state.
Because a letter from the head of state telling you what you're allowed to do, and a law made by the state that comes up for review every few years, gives you freedom from the state.
I wish people would stop parroting this propaganda.
It's not a fire service. Or an ambulance service. It's not even the police. It's not a school. It's not a hospital. It has fuck all to do with your life that is essential beyond plonking your arse down in front of a screen and vegetating. Don't give me that but-must-provide-educational-programming bullshit. That can happen without a tax. It's called "government owned", which the BBC is.
Now get your fucking hands out of my pockets and pay for it yourself if you want it so bad.
Oh lovely. I don't want the BBC. Can I watch Channel 4? ITV? Sky? Anything?
Guess not, then.
No, she's only head of fucking state.
She's more part of the government than Cleggy or Cameron. Don't give me that crap about a "symbolic role", just because she's not shouty and on telly a lot.
I know of a few people for whom their response would be "....ok. Guess I'll save some money then."
And a million dollars = a million votes? That's not a recipe for disaster at all.
Which got renamed and called "Council Tax". And that, you do pay.
One other thing that occurs to me, even if the phone is bricked, it would still have many parts, in particular the screen, that would still be valuable on the black market.
Oh indeed. Probably the fate of many stolen phones is an advert on Fleabay two weeks later for cheap screens, or a casing, or sensor glass, or a battery, or whatever.
Highly unlikely that any lock+wipe mechanism will stop the phone being useful for emergency calls.
Well, unless the people proposing the laws are even more terminally brain-dead than people give them credit for.
Clicking the little down arrow does not explain how what you said has the square root of fuck all to do with anything.
Try looking up the dictionary reference for "non-sequitur".
And lay off the Friday Night beer a bit. You're clearly tired and confused.
But your missing out on all that wonderful DRM
Kidding, right? The PC is amongst the worst for DRM. As far as I'm concerned, and I've said it many times, the entire AAA videogames industry can die in a fire. Really. Jump off a cliff. Die. Now.
I'll buy games (a) if they are good, and (b) if they don't demand usage of Steamshite, Origin, or any other kind of "you must connect to the Internet and prove you are not a criminal" bullshit.
There is very, very little of that on any platform, PC included. Games like Kerbal Space Program are the exception, not the norm.
Calling PHP "a bit of a kludge" is like calling the Nazi campaign in Russia "a bit of a foul up".
Replace "bit of a" with "monumental" and you're getting closer with both. Not that PHP isn't very useful, but it does have its... quirks.
Can I has Godwin nao?
Oh and not to mention its still totally inaccessible to Screen Readers and alike
Same as when designing a site to be "accessible" via pure HTML, there are steps to be taken to ensure the screen reader interprets your dynamically-created content correctly.
it forces you to develop good whitespace management habits.
And that's why I have total disdain for Python's style. It might be a nice language, but I'm totally uninterested in any coding language that gives a shit about where and how many times I hit the spacebar, tab or enter keys (or even carriage return, to be a complete pedant). Especially after trying code samples from web sites or other media that may have mangled the original whitespace.
Good luck debugging that, especially if you're a complete newbie.
probably can't affair to e judging by the childish dig at Apple in your post.
I know the iPhone's glass keyboard isn't the best for typing on, but that was pretty atrocious even for typed-on-the-bus-on-the-way-to-work hurriedness. You should check that the autocorrect is actually correcting your typing and not making it worse, as autocorrect tends to do. A lot.
You might also want to read that guy's post again and examine it for humour content. Or his posting history, where not two days ago he's slagging off his own HTC droid-thing for a shit update that b0rked it.
Now me on the other hand, I can't resist a dig at Apple, or at anybody who thinks that the sun shines out of Zombie Jobs' arse.
OSS -> ALSA anyone? And yku only have to go by the names to see how much Linux folk really care about portability. The 'O' in OSS stands for 'open'; the 'L' in ALSA stands for 'Linux'...
You're still using ALSA? How very 2005.
It's PulseAudio these days if you want to go to that low a level and not just drag in OpenAL Soft, SDL::Mixer or some other cross-platform sound library.
Software isn't like a car, no matter how much Bill Gates and the other copyright dinosaurs wishes it was.
If software was like a car, you'd be able to sell it to someone and they'd be able to use it without hindrance, regardless of what Bill Gates and the other dinosaurs say about it.
Except the "support" in this case was product activation. You know, basically DRM. So, nothing to do with actual support.
Dunno about yourself, but I wouldn't have bought that shit in the first place, be it brand new or second hand.
...but you say "Sigourney" and I think "cast iron bitch with a pulse rifle".
I hope that he had the foresight to include a "trojan mode" into unlicensed copies that wipes the bootlegger's device to factory settings.
Considering the countless number of times I've seen DRM fuck up, at best causing an inconvenience and at worst destroying the "protected" item, I'd say sure, go ahead and do that. The moment "trojan mode" activates, is the moment the letter from my solicitors arrives through your door.
I'll be asking for £250/hour labour charge for recovering the phone to as close to its previous state as possible, along with a high five-figures amount for damages. I'll be taking my time over the recovery job, to make sure I do it properly, you understand.
Not since Google+. I don't have anything to do with the comments either any more, what with not having a Plus account and refusing to create one. I'll leave the comments to the retards, trolls and shills that have been getting worse since Google+.
And if you're that pissed off by forced integration yourself, I suggest doing the same. Bob's tanks are amusing, but no content == no youtube.
Plus Vimeo, DailyMotion and the others could probably use the boost.
...the reasons given for forcing people onto Google's social notwork in order to leave a comment on a video, or rate/review an app... are crap?
Well who knew?
Note this malware, like all "Android" malware, actually infects rooted Android-based OS builds. Not Android.
You'd think by now that people would have spotted that?
Samsung can't do quality.
Which is why Apple use them for so many parts.
It's kinda average on tablets and phones, nothing to make a song and dance over.
And utterly shite on anything else.
Strangely enough, most of the "haters" seem to be saying the same thing you are.
I remember that old Amstrad mash-up well. It worked well if your use case was "PC = Office, Sega 16 bit = games", and even supported the CD through a funky adapter cable. The 386 was getting a bit old by then though, if your intention was to maybe try PC gaming too. Plus I don't think it had a VESA slot for local-bus graphics. I think some review mags were a bit upset that you couldn't use it as a console dev platform (as if) and that it was, in the words of one magazine, "a Megadrive, a PC, and a roll of sellotape."
And IIRC, the only 486 option was an SLC. Eurgh.
Still, it did what it did well enough, and the PC half of things stayed awake while you were playing. Plus playing console games on a monitor was a massive upgrade to the usual RF lead, composite video or big block o' SCART.
And yep, it's the first thing I thought of after reading the review for this thing.
People said that about Linux and wifi cards. And then all the wifi cards started working because, surprise surprise, people either wrote drivers for them, or wrapped Windows drivers up for them.
No reason a Linux couldn't be finagled into working with the OS Swap button, given enough popularity and motivation to do so.
Also this is The Register. One would think that "stick a Linux distro on it and see what happens" would be a standard part of the review.
Seriously, corporate whores are the only people left using Windows.
Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You called my mother a whore. Prepare to die.
Runs great on Arm too I suppose?
Why would that matter for an Intel-based fondleslab?
Oh and it appears to run, if via WINE and PlayOnLinux. Couldn't tell you from personal experience though, because I'm really not interested in F2P-P2W.
Hah, I distinctly remember cracking the valve open on a 5 foot tall helium bottle minus its balloon regulator.
Don't get angry at your disk arrays. It upsets them.
Also, if you believe that Linux users can verify the build on their machine
Not every user. However I would bloody well hope that government, and big business users, would be able to.
Of course, you can trust that this is the exact same source code that made the binaries you're using.
Oh yeah, we'll be suing any departments that commit any source to the Linux software they are using now. They obviously stole it from us.
Well why do you think it comes with no source code available?
And if users get control of the permission, what do you think will be among the first things turned off for adware apps (unless the app itself needs it for normal function)? Network access. This will probably start app devs packing some ads into their programs so they can't be blocked.
Sure the cockpit isn't where the craft's "joystick" is?
Think of where the pilot sits on early aircraft, and where the control stick is. Now you realise why it got the "joystick" moniker, and, possibly, why the bit of an aircraft where the pilot sits is the, ahem, "cockpit".
Urban Legend or Urban Myth? Not sure, but it's amusing enough.
And when Google Glass manages to prevent an accident due to pertinent information being right there when needed...
...we'll never know about it. I'd like to say "because accidents not happening isn't news", but more likely because it will be impossible, because fuckwits from the Peanut Gallery are colluding however unintentionally with fuckwits in government to get it banned BECAUSE IT JUST NEEDS TO BE BANNED. Oh, and glassholes. The way that word is spat out here makes it sound like it begins with an N.
I guess all Glassholes should get on the bus eh? The back of the bus?
People drove with doors unlocked
Silly question but, unless you're driving in a really bad part of town or travelling with young children (who should be in the back anyway), why would you lock the doors? In a crash, I would rather have a small chance of the doors being jammed, than an almost certainty.
As for the rest of the post, this belongs in the "all cars should have no seat belts and a nine inch iron spike in the middle of the steering wheel" field of fuckwittery that seems to infect some people. Fine. You first.
Certainly easy enough to use a gyro or combination of accelerometers to detect head orientation and throw a loud *BEEP* into the headphones if it detects you nodding off. Possibly not foolproof, but without actually looking at the eye and scanning for the visibility of an iris/pupils, a possibly useful helper.
But hey, let's ban it instead.
Let's ban it! It... is technological!
Yep. Definitely got to ban it.
Of course, a little whiff of jealousy and sneering from the Peanut Gallery helps to get such acts passed. They're only Glassholes, after all.
So what about the username and password which is plainly still stored so that you can tell me that my old account got "deleted", with massive sarcasm quotes added for effect? You know, the one I can't change due to, well, the account being "deleted"?
Unsurprising. I'm wondering whether I'm the only one for whom that name is an anti-brand. A reason to NOT buy something.
One of those few devices where parts are most definitely user serviceable, and for certain values of failure, are economically viable to fix when broken. Even economical to build your own out of parts.
I can see why some manufacturers would rather we all be using sealed netbooks and fondle-toys.