Re: Notice more than one make Android devices?
They also make quite a few Windows PCs.
And probably a few iWotsit components.
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They also make quite a few Windows PCs.
And probably a few iWotsit components.
You know, if the parachute and balloon could be tied together with a length of fuse, might that work as a test of the ignition system at the same time?
That and the possibility of the balloon conflagrating after dropping the rig.
That's your problem right there. Horrific shite, as bloated as iTunes, and Samsung insist on using it to provide firmware updates.
You may have a couple of other unofficial options though. Personally, back when I had a Sammy device, I installed, updated, then uninstalled pretty damned quick. At least Kies uninstalls nicely, unlike a certain fruity piece of software that tries its damndest to insinuate itself into parts of your system that it has no rights to be in.
Oh, this I know. I've heard some stories myself, about a certain shall-not-be-named radio station that is now quite ironically legitimate. Rather than just let the coppers come, bust the gear, take it as a loss and get another transmitter, they'd be sitting at the top of the tower block ready to cob chairs, bricks and other ammunition down at them.
Gave pirate radio in general a bad name, and played right into the hands of the "hang 'em high" politicos. Fucking idiots.
Definitely not the same as getting nicked for trying to set up a radio transmitter on the tower behind Paddington Green police station. Yes, apparently the police were not convinced that the antenna was for a walkman that one of them was carrying, and the TX rig was a UFO detector. Gave up on trying to hit them with a pirate radio charge though and instead hit them with theft of electricity. By said uncle's own admission, that was a bit of a silly place to try to set a rig up.
Yes, some of the pirates were idiots. These guys though, were pioneers, doing live uplinks from a moving boat party and using Doilby noise reduction techniques before the BBC had even got its skates on. Now? It's just not worth it. Within 15 minutes of firing a rig up, the rig will most likely be located and ready to be busted.
And we're all the poorer for it, IMNSHO.
I have an uncle, who was involved with the old pirate Thameside Radio back in the day.
Quite an advanced set-up. Proper transmitters, none of this noisy, leaky circuit-board-in-a-margarine-tub nonsense. They weren't stupid enough to transmit from the studio, but instead would have a few transmitters around, with an uplink that could be pointed to any one of them.
One of these transmitters was right up at the top of Trellick Tower. Apparently these sneaky chappies had managed to get hold of a set of fireman's keys for roof access. Then they found a nice room to stick the transmitter in, disguised the antenna as a TV aerial, and built a remote electronic lock to keep the door locked from the other side.
So the DTI (this was a long while before OFCOM) would detect a transmission and go up there to have a look. They knew the signal was coming from there, but could they find the transmitter? Could they hell. Even if a tramsmitter got busted, these guys would swing the uplink antenna around and be back up in seconds. Most frustrating for the DTI, I'm sure.
Even when they decided to call it a day, they did it with a nice big middle finger in the shape of a pirate TV transmission across large swathes of London.
I feel quite inadequate in comparison!
Not only titanium-plated bollocks, but teflon-coated everything else. This guy could, and probably would tell Travaglia and his pimply-faced protégé where they could shove their cattle-prod, and survive the incident.
Amazing what you can get away with when you're indispensable, in the right, and have bosses that know this.
This friend works for a rather well-known parcel post firm with distinctive green lorries. He routinely does 50 hour weeks, and is well known as the hardest and possibly best worker in the depot.
Anyway, it's the Christmas party. He sits down at a table, then finds out that he's accidentally sat on the table where all the managers are. Not just the local guys.. we're talking regional managers, VPs, big head honchoes, that sort of thing.
So anyway, he'd brought his girlfriend with him, and as he's one of the depot's best workers, the depot manager tells him to not bother getting up. Just sit right there, there's a whole crate of champagne on the way.
This was where it all started to go a bit wrong.
See I know this person very well. I have managed to stop this person from being arrested at least once after they started wandering all bloody-handed towards the police shouting things like "WHAT'S WRONG? IT'S JUST A BIT OF BLOOD!" I also know he's opinionated and couldn't give a monkey's left testicle who hears him, especially when intoxicated. So, the story of what happened next is entirely believable, especially since I spent 18 months in that workplace and know exactly what it's like in there.
Well, let's just say that whilst it's one of the busiest depots in the business, it has its problems in how it is run. This friend of mine decides to start getting very vocal about said problems, to the extent of telling the depot manager, now increasingly regretting his decision, to "shut the fuck up, you're fucking useless too."
Everyone got the knife, as it were. Other workers and managers alike, they all got told, and all got put right in their place. Very loudly, and very drunkenly. At one point, bits of pepperoni on the pizza that had been ordered started to be used as frisbees, being thrown at said depot manager alongside comments such as "and here's what I think of your pizza, fatso".
Next day, he wakes up to a phone call from his girlfriend, which went something like "you've got a lot of apologising to do". Strangely though, he kept his job. Not only kept his job, but pretty much made it bullet-proof secure. The big guys up at that table, far from being offended by this drunken tirade, were actually rather impressed by someone with the bottle to tell them in no uncertain terms what they were doing wrong. Also somewhat amused at seeing the depot manager being thoroughly embarrassed.
He still has his job, and now has the solid respect, not only of everyone in that depot, but of some of the biggest people in the company. I believe the term used was "bloody loud mouth.. he's right though."
But surely Microsoft make all their money from borging whole industries, trolling other software companies with spurious patent allegations, and selling you overpriced software that has been shown can be made for free?
What, you mean they're all at the privacy-invasion game? Say it ain't so!
So how many people did this guy kill?
So.. did he commit a crime on your soil and flee to here?
Well with all due respect, do kindly fuck off.
You can still see the post, so why not be able to vote on it? It's not like you can vote more than once without sockpuppetry involved.
Hm, I was taught that channel 10 was the standard drum channel. Of course, you can define any channel to mean anything.
Also MIDI is not General MIDI. General MIDI, IIRC, defines the standard instrument patch set including one drumkit. Other MIDI patch sets include XG (by Yamaha) and GS (by Roland). A musical instrument that defines itself as "General MIDI", basically has the same first 127 instruments and drum set as every other General MIDI device. MIDI (sans "General") devices simply have the same communication protocol.
For instance, for some synthesizers such as the Novation K Station or Yamaha AN200 Loopfactory, it makes no sense to have them as "General MIDI", as all of the noises they generate are somewhat wierd, bleepy techno affairs rather than anything approaching "Grand Piano" (GM patch #1) or "Pizzicato Strings" (GM patch #46). The same applies to MIDI controller keyboards or boxes that make no sounds of their own, but are used to send commands to other devices, such as for instance the Evolution X-Session controller box.
Happy owner of all mentioned devices, and yes, they're all awesome in their own ways.
MIDI's a great example of the big guys in an industry seeing how a standard needs to be set, and coming together to make an open standard before either the whole industry falls apart amongst a mess of incompatibilities, or one company rises up and borgs everything.
Now if only Yamaha, Korg, Roland, Kawai, Oberheim, Sequential Circuits, Moog et al, were interested in PC OS interoperability as well, eh?
There is? I guess this is for gold badge holders only.
Personally though I don't use ignore functions. It's like sticking your fingers in your ears and going "laa laa laa" while the people you don't like carry on talking anyway, and you're unable to counteract their arguments because you can't hear them.
Could be a bit of a backfire, basically.
Going too much the way of the zuckbook, bitch.
Oh god, it's never going to be THAT bad. I hope.
Okay, so it might get a bit Slashdotty, but it's still a tech site and user forums rather than a big online wankfest.
Break did not necessarily clear all memory. Some things that depended on wierd assembler routines couldn't be recovered, but there were plenty of times when an accidental "break" press could be undone by typing "old".
IIRC, there was some difference between "break" and "ctrl+break" as well, though I'll be damned if I can remember what it was off-hand.
Just six more to go until you get an awesome screencap eh?
Doubly unlucky perhaps?
I did wonder why he's now called "aManFromMars 1".
Seriously, reported? Dammit, that martian is part of the wallpaper!
You did see that thing about upvotes being required for a silver badge, right?
And about gold badges being selected manually by the Reg team?
In total, your posts have been upvoted 3599 times and voted on by Microsoft fanbois 884 times.
We can all be snarky, dear.
I can't wait for post edit privileges. Must proof-read before hitting "submit".
JUdging by your post history you qualify for at least a bronze badge. The article does atate the change is "rolling out" though.. which by that I assume means that somewhere, some old 486 is running a BASIC script that's repeatedly doing SELECT and UPDATE statements, and we'll all get our badges eventually.
Seems a bit wierd.
The Start button vs Menu is an argument that's been done to death, so I won't bother. You quickly get used to it if you just take the time to set it up cleanly and properly - about the same amount of time to have a clean and tidy Start button menu.
You mean you have to reorganise and rearrange TIFKAM, every single damned time you install something. That's something I haven't had to do with the rather more sensibly heirarchical start menu yet. Really, it's worse than trying to use an Android phone by wandering through the App Drawer trying to look for stuff.
The Taskbar is perfectly suitable as a Quick Launch bar
In your opinion. In my opinion - and in the opinion of others - it's a confusing kludge that makes it not immediately obvious what programs are running or not.
The old quick launch bar has been absolutely superceded.
In fact, if you pin programs to the task bar it gives you more options, as you can right-click and get a series of very useful options as well.
You can do that without pinning anything.
The control panel is immediately accessible VERY quickly by typing 'c o n' into the home screen
You mean like Windows 7? Come on, where's the advantages of TIFKAM again?
The lack of being able to get to it is like the mythos of it being hard to shut down. Ctrl+Alt+Del. Power Button, Shut Down.
You can shut Windows 7 down using the Vulcan Nerve Pinch as well. Come on, show me a real TIFKAM advantage.
It's strange. I don't particularly like the new Start screen
Well at least we agree on something.
Now all Microsoft need to do is get rid of it, or sideline it at least. Or maybe, possibly, just let those of us who don't want an Xbox, have our desktops back.
One of the few things you can put back without third party hacks is a proper, WIndows XP-style quicklaunch bar that doesn't make quicklaunch apps look like running apps.
Unfiortunately, using the same method for bringing a start menu back doesn't work too well. You end up with an heirarchy of folders that don't fill with program shortcuts as you install stuff. On the other hand, that godawful TIFKAM thing will happily fill up with one, long, flat, confusing list of shit if you let it.
About 27,800,000 results for Windows 8 get start menu back.
Sorry, it's not a few, ahem, "fandroids" that don't like it. As I've already stated around here somewhere, Microsoft could release a great big turd and people would still buy it, because they have to buy it or be unable to run anything.
A new version of Windows selling a shitload is not impressive, sorry. It's as predictable as the sun coming up tomorrow. How many of Microsoft's customers actually want to be Microsoft customers on the other hand? I reckon that ratio is significantly less than 1:1.
Can't be arsed booting the Win8 VM up, but I think I might have about six icons left on TIFKAM after removing the "live" crap. I think my first reaction to that jumping, flashing, animated mess was "ARGH, MY EYES".
Do they count people who got a free MSDNAA (oh sorry, Dreamspark) version, gave it a go, then shoved it back in the computer equivalent of a dusty drawer somewhere while they go running right back to 7?
From the article:
License sales don't equate automatically to users and many of the licenses will have been sold to PC manufacturers who will pack the software on machines to be shipped out over the next few months. Reuters estimates that only 15 million users are currently using Windows 8.
Microsoft have SOLD 40 millions Windows 8 licenses. They've not "shipped-40-million-and-we're-waiting-for-OEMs-to-sell-them-all-and-then-pay-us"... it's 40 million licenses IN THE BANK - and they're laughing all the way to it!
I do like this discrepancy.
I'll opt for making it up.
My motives for doing so? I've already been accused of being a Google shill before. Perhaps I'm also on Mastercard's payroll?
Dammit, I could do with the money as well. Bastards still haven't paid me.
Do I have an honest-to-goodness stalker on these forums? Someone does seem to like hammering that red button next to my posts.
I feel honoured.
Prepaid Mastercards and Visas work with the vast majority of all paid apps in the Play store, at least in the UK.
You should try it yourself, instead of failing hard at being a smart arse. I have at least £100 of paid apps here that says you are wrong.
Not sure about other countries, but in the UK it's very easy to visit the gift card section of Tesco or similar and buy either a Visa or Mastercard. You're then prompted to activate the card via a site like this, or via an 0870 number, and they don't seem to be too particular about what details you give them.
Because my name is really "M Gale", your name is really "Barry Shitpeas", and if I have to create a Plus account at some point, my name really will be "John Smith".
Yes, Google now require you need a Plus account, to leave an app review.
You will be taken through the sign-up procedure when you try to review an app. There is no option to bypass.
That, and who says the card you use to pay is your card?
Trying to infer your real name from that will be mighty tricky and a bit stupid.
So yes. Concerted trolling effort required.
That would be the prepaid Mastercards and Visas that I routinely register under such names as "Kara Buckwheat" or "Mickey Mouse", right?
This requires a concerted trolling effort.
"John Smith" is a real name, right? Quite a popular name in the UK, too.
I think it could be rather amusing to see Google kicking people out for calling themself "John Smith" when their real name is, err, "John Smith".
That is unless anybody else has any better trolls?
Differential equations and image processing algorithms. Damned university coursework.
That said, there's that Battlefield 3 book by Andy McNab that's waiting for me to get the time to start on it. It's been waiting for the last three months.
I do like a good strong builder's brew, but at the same time I've got a number of odd fruit or herbal things that taste quite nice.
For my nomination as far as this topic is concerned, though? Twinings-brand Chai. Awesome spicy Indian thing.. no I am not a hippy.
Just saying, they used to run a nice text-only free service back in the day.
Super GNES lite, right?
Yep, there's a few idiot reviewers, which won't be prevented by Google's idiocy either. Still has a 4.1 star average though, which definitely puts it into the "awesome, shame you can't please everyone" category.
I'd give them a good review myself if it works nice but, you know, Google+ requirement and all...
Can't say I'd noticed many of those scathing reviews, unless they are quite rightly castigating a developer for putting adverts in a paid app, or turning a paid app into an adware app.
I do however, see plenty of people in reviews, saying that they'd love to pay for an ad-free variant of a free app that only has an adware variant.
You mean "happy to have a phone"?
Tell me, why is an iPhone better than a cheap droidphone?
This should be good.
Droid phones are about £50-£60 for a cheap one. It's no supermodel, but it's a smartphone.
No I didn't downvote you, but I can see why somebody did.
If it requires me to root my phone, then it is a useless solution.
I think that, roughly translated, this post means "sort your own shit out and don't even think about dumping your problems on my doorstep. :("
So, uhm, Google (and presumably Yahoo, Bing et al) would have to pay the publisher.. to drive traffic toward the publisher?
Something wrong here.