Re: life is getting simple again
" Commies, Linux-Lovers - Where is the difference :)"
I find Linux to be far more of a "free market" model than the Command Economy of Windows.
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" Commies, Linux-Lovers - Where is the difference :)"
I find Linux to be far more of a "free market" model than the Command Economy of Windows.
What do fleshlights have to do with it?
...Apple patent the most obvious use for it, that everyone, their mother and possibly canine companion have figured the tech would be used for.
I do believe the words used were "Massive military", not "Massive military might".
Three million round-heads with horses and longbows would be a massive military. Wouldn't exactly last long against one person and a suitably stocked GAU-8 though.
Oh I'm sorry, was that your entire army? I didn't notice.
"Good. Apparently the people of Wisconsin agreed, as he won the recall election etc."
The phrase "turkeys voting for Christmas" comes to mind.
I think a bunch of incidents involving ship anchors and nefarious divers have proven that the Internet does route around damage.
Not saying the alternate routes won't get flooded, but the theory is proven and works.
I'M FRED WINCHESTER.
Go on a rolling monthly contract ffs. That £25 gives me as much data as I can download. Also 2500 minutes of calls to anybody and a gazillion and one texts.
Seriously. 50GB+ a few months ago. I'm not always dragging anywhere near that much down, but it's nice to know that I can.
Candidate for a Pullet Surprise
by Mark Eckman and Jerrold H. Zar
I have a spelling checker,
It came with my PC.
It plane lee marks four my revue
Miss steaks aye can knot sea.
Eye ran this poem threw it,
Your sure reel glad two no.
Its vary polished in it's weigh.
My checker tolled me sew.
A checker is a bless sing,
It freeze yew lodes of thyme.
It helps me right awl stiles two reed,
And aides me when eye rime.
Each frays come posed up on my screen
Eye trussed too bee a joule.
The checker pours o'er every word
To cheque sum spelling rule.
Bee fore a veiling checker's
Hour spelling mite decline,
And if we're lacks oar have a laps,
We wood bee maid too wine.
Butt now bee cause my spelling
Is checked with such grate flare,
Their are know fault's with in my cite,
Of nun eye am a wear.
Now spelling does knot phase me,
It does knot bring a tier.
My pay purrs awl due glad den
With wrapped word's fare as hear.
To rite with care is quite a feet
Of witch won should bee proud,
And wee mussed dew the best wee can,
Sew flaw's are knot aloud.
Sow ewe can sea why aye dew prays
Such soft wear four pea seas,
And why eye brake in two averse
Buy righting want too pleas.
Didn't help toward the tail end of 2001, did it?
How does ECHELON track the source of a message sent via onion to a directional radio, disguised as 35mhz model aircraft servo noise, to onion again, through the compromised computer of someone who thought they were getting free porno, bounced around inside the data centre of an admin who thought that USB mouse in the post really was a free manufacturer sample, out to an embedded system stuck in a tree with a solar panel, through someone's compromised wifi router and galivanting merrily on its way to a botnet stolen through the use of clever Google searches, embedded into a jpeg as slightly shifted luminance values and then recieved by some guy in a 3rd world country with a satellite downlink accessing the web server on one of the botnet nodes?
It might not exactly be Skype, but you don't really need much bandwidth to say "the plan is go, Ahmed."
Question is whether you need to trace the message at all.
"Yes the security services can magically plug into skype, the point to point service..."
Point to point, via Mae East or Mae West, or LINX, or any of a few other choke points that can quite easily be sniffed, you mean?
Come on. This is hardly a new trick.
After all, how many common-allergen-free-food stores are in the area? I'm guessing not many.
"If you don't like our entry fee, you can always go to the competition, lolz."
If you don't want people shopping around, you really shouldn't be running a shop. Taking advantage of people who have to eat, but end up shitting through the eye of a needle at the merest sight of a wheat grain or the slightest drop of cow pus... well. See title.
As it is, at one job with a certain large UK computer retailer, I used to frequently give simple advice to people coming in with simple computer questions. Sure, they might not always walk out with a thousand pounds of the latest PC hardware. Was nice when customers came in specifically asking for me to serve them when they did want something though. Methinks this shop owner needs to think in terms longer than the next 5 minutes.
"Last time I went for a walk the postbox didn't have a label on it..."
Funny, because I'm sure the local postbox still has E II R and a label full of collection times on it.
Your mileage may vary depending on nationality, of course.
<-- Yes, yes I know.
"there's some major UK retailers whose entire EPOS solution is written in Java."
And amusingly, it's called "Eclipse".
Was fun when Bunsfield blew up and the whole damn system had to operate with its head cut off, too. Ever tried to work in a store when even internal stock-checks don't work and card payments take anything from 60 to 180 seconds or more to go through? That was... an experience.
Ex-DSGi employee and not regretting the "ex" part one bit.
Remind me again, why I should care?
What it didn't do is add a "downvote this comment into oblivion" function. Good thing too. Far too many religious fanatics about for that to work well.
I'm studying computer games technology. My professional/academic interest in physics goes as far as "can I simulate this using OpenGL/GLUT/Ogre/XNA?"
The rest I'll leave to the Proper Boffins.
I think this could definitely be categorised as "no shit, Sherlock". Space isn't quite a vacuum even without quantum funkiness.
Nice to see some people trying to measure the perturbations though. Good luck, and all that.
That was an admission that you're wrong, right?
"But you don't, because you're a thief looking to justify it."
I really don't like this baseless accusation that gets thrown around a lot. Don't like stupid copyright/patent terms? Don't like insane DRM? YOU MUST BE A THIEF!
Let's not even start on how making a copy of something is not stealing it whether you have permission or not.
Instead I'll just say that the Oatmeal guy is spot on the money here, and I would really, really like you to attempt to fling that accusation of theft at me. As this rather small sample of my total library shows, I could do with a laugh.
Do it yourself. At the same time, look up "gigabyte" versus "gigabit".
It's still blindingly quick, mind.
Bluray in five seconds? Not at that speed.
Though still pretty damned quick.
Yep, they work incredibly well.
That, pointing the "small" radio dish horizontally and zoning in on terrestrial broadcasts, and the "hunt the microwave signal" indoor dish were about the most memorable parts I can think of. Awesome for a science-interested kid.
To be honest, awesome for pretty much any kid that likes to tinker.
A "small" (if several metres across can be categorised as 'small') dish, with joysticks and knobs and needles flicking up and down. Who cares what they meant? When you're knee high to a grasshopper, just being able to move the thing around makes you feel like a rocket scientist.
"With google glass, it is going to be in your field of vision all the time."
Exactly what will be in your field of vision though?
Speed? A pointer to your next turning? Pile-up warning? Dangerous road surface alert? Engine condition alert? Fog Ahead warning?
Oh but hey, it might be cat videos. Let's ban it. All the while we'll happily allow people to sell DVD player kits specifically designed to stick an 8 inch screen in the middle of the dashboard, because that's really useful.
I'm thinking diamond/ruby/sapphire dust in some kind of polished epoxy.
Now that's an idea.
Just wait until someone gets their eyesight seriously damaged because they were punched while wearing Google glass.
So some neanderthal gets to break their knuckles on polycarbonate/ABS/whatever and metal, and at the same time provide accurate video of exactly who was guilty of the assault?
I'm as creeped out by the idea of Google cameras everywhere as anybody, but I fail to see a downside here. I'll happily take a smack in the mush in exchange for regular payments extracted from said neanderthal by force of law.
(And yes, I know neanderthals were more civilised than the stereotype lets on, but hey, this is the Reg. Who needs accuracy?)
But its not a solution in this case. The amount of force that those bolts generate when they explode would more than likely destroy both the launch platform and the rocket.
What about two matchsticks glued head-to-head and wrapped up in tinfoil?
I know, a silly idea. Would be fun to watch though.
However, it also takes something like 15-18 hours to charge an internal battery that is only going to be 1Ah at best. The more current you want, the bigger and heavier those coils are going to be.
Effectively you're building a transformer in two halves. Even a one amp transformer is quite a hefty beast for a model aircraft to carry!
In addition, wrap some nichrome wire around the socket with a bit of insulating fluff as a small heater to stop the jack freezing inside it.
Nichrome wire is cheap. Look up e-cig suppliers.
Tugging magnets apart requires more force than sliding them off each other. Just a thought.
Got the full version, as I'm sure many others here do.
Currently figuring out how to get 7 mapsat-mod-equipped probes to the Jool system all at once without all the palaver of forming a space station out of multiple bits docked together in LKO (Low Kerbin Orbit). Also mechjeb, because it's an essential mod pack.
An amazing game (inasmuch as a pre-beta sandbox can be called a 'game'). Shame it's entirely written in C#, so even a moderately-sized rocket stack makes this machine hate me.
Native Linux version now, though! Go go gadget penguins!
A sodding big battery to keep that electromagnet activated?
What kind of power do you need for a few hundred grams of stickiness anyway?
I guess connect the magnets first then lube 'em up.
If it's sending power on the ground, chances are it'll continue to do so on the way up.
Use those magnets and the rocket's going nowhere.
Maybe in one piece. Damn those things are powerful.
Also brittle though. Hint hint.
Tape or glue the magnets onto a balsa backing board?
Strengthen the balsa with some thin cyanoacrylate first. When LOHAN slides along the slippery pole and the magnets detach, they stay nicely spaced apart.
"using something that Microsoft won't support by default is a non-starter."
Someone had better tell that to the printer manufacturers.
I don't see how installing Ext2FSD (or whatever you like) is any different to installing the latest Epson or HP drivers. Well, asides Ext2FSD being slightly less painful.
(And despite the name, it seems to work with Ext3 too. Ext4 untested on this machine.)
"if it's sharing a 3G connection, why not use the WiFi?"
This phone is my ISP.
It's amazing how many people know someone who has an iPhone.
Especially if it's someone who used to say "meh what's the point".. until they get an iPhone, then proceed to try and say how theirs is better than yours.. at every available opportunity. Funny, I'm sure I was the one who explained what a smartphone was.. I'm sure I don't need you telling me what I told you five years ago.
God, I still remember the "ooh look mine does multitasking now, bet yours can't!" - yes, of course.
Or "ooh I have a portable access point now. Bet yours can't do that!" - uh huh.
So yes, I do perhaps express an inordinate amount of schadenfruede when something like the iFlaw happens. Or the crap maps app flap, or Siri's brainlessness and inability to cope with accents stronger than Received Pronunciation, or unlock exploits, or...
Still waiting for a change in Apple policy meaning that guy tells me how amazing it is that he can install apps without the Fruity Overlord's permission, at some point. And how my phone can't do that. Or something.
Nova Launcher Prime. Worth every penny of the £2.60, and works across phones and tablets too.
Launcher 7 is okay if you want to be cheeky and make your Android phone look like TIFKAM. The "donate" version I can confirm does indeed remove the ads. Doesn't work on tablets though, for some reason.
Apple forgot to fit the "recieve radio signals reliably" function to that model. You can't drain the battery when you can't make calls.
And don't tell me the grip o' death doesn't exist. It even exists with the rubber band solution provided by Apple.
"Even if one can't put the phone down, it's possible to use it while it's charging, after all..."
Actually, I have an Xperia Arc S that very occasionally will drain more than the charger can provide when it's functioning as a portable access point. As the phone is basically my ISP, this can be... annoying.
Only happens every now and then too, which just makes it even wierder.
...when you can just have a bigger battery in the phone?
And I say this as someone with an XPAL XP8000 in the bag. I bought it because I had to, not because I wanted to. The car analogy only really holds up if every single car manufacturer decided that the smallest engine size they are selling now is a 7 litre American big-block, with a motorbike-size fuel tank.
Does nobody remember how long dumbphones can last?
While Office has taken some pretty huge steps backward with the Ribbon, I would like LO and OO to please, pretty please, take some damned steps forward.
Really, it's 2013. Do I still have to create a floating frame in order to make tables behave? And for fuxache, just because I type "1." and enter, it does not mean I want a numbered list. Stop it. Right now.
"I do think it's our duty to vote."
I consider it a right, not a duty.
Now, keeping an eye out for threats on what little real freedom exists.. that, I consider a duty. You can't do that by rolling out of your bed every 5 years to put a cross on a box. That's just a sideshow.
"None of the above" is a great idea. Might even persuade some people to get back onto the electoral roll (as illegal as that is, I know several people who don't exist as far as that register is concerned).
Forcing people into polling stations though... just no. Again, the only way you force people to do anything is with a big stick, and that basically means fines and prison time. For not voting.
When you put "prison time" and "for not voting" together, the more you think about it, the more insane it sounds.
Edit: Before I forget, I know a couple of people who consider that taking part in the circus lends it legitimacy. You won't ever get a vote out of them, not even for "none of the above". More reason why compulsory voting is a bad idea.
"Just curious but why wouldn't you want compulsory voting (with an exception for those not capable of voting for reasons of mental handicap \ illness etc)."
Because you can't force people to be "free"?
Besides, think about it this way: Those 30-40% of people that don't want to vote (don't confuse this with "can't be bothered") are going to vent their frustration somehow. Would you like to see the BNP with any more seats?
Myself, I vote in every general election and some by-elections. Force me to "vote", and every single vote will be for "the big tear in the middle of the sheet". So what does that achieve asides nothing?
Or perhaps I'll just refuse, be fined, refuse to pay, be fined more, be unable to pay.. you get the idea. It'll cost you more than it'll cost me. 50p a week out of the fortnightly giro for the next 25 years?
Do you seriously want to put someone in prison because they have no desire to choose which slippery bastards get to sodomise them for the next 5 years?
Just because the Australians do it, doesn't mean it's a good idea.
Doesn't work in the default configurations of IE, Firefox, Chrome or Safari.
Will get Opera users every time though.
but coding in it is productive, interactive, and "even fun."
Maybe for you. I find it somewhere between COBOL, Perl and a wisdom tooth extraction in terms of the "fun" to be had.
You know, just because.
Hey, the response might be worth printing?