3507 posts • joined 22 Apr 2007
Re: Ah, more competition ..
Don't ever use a telephone.
Most people probably downloaded that game last year when it was reported quite widely that the developers had seeded it on the pirate sites.
Finding out it was completely unplayable probably put them off paying for it, too.
3,000 downloads for a game that everyone knows was effectively given a legal pass to copy the crap out of? Yeah, I don't think the problem is piracy there, buddy.
Re: JaitcH ratfox Makes sense to me
"Sriously, JaitcH, you've been told before about trying to join in with adult conversation - you're just not intellectually equipped."
You just lost the argument, and any and all further arguments I see you in.
Assange might be a twat, but Visa and Mastercard are in the wrong.
That video shows a camera so damned clearly that even this untrained eye can tell it apart from a bloody AK47.
Now go play with your toys.
Let me enlighten you
If someone is "unemployed" and also has a huge flat screen TV and very nice car, then they are either:
(a) very recently unemployed
(b) fiddling the system
(c) a drug dealer
And even in the case of (c), that's only the stupid dealers who want to show the world what they do for a living.
Indiana Pi Bill
That is all.
"Last week I installed F-droid on my "no name" netbook."
Replicant, surely? F-droid is a repository.
Re: Growing market...
"might expect a longer time-to-replacement"
Kidding right? This is the best thing to happen to computer manufacturers since the fashion for laptops and netbooks started putting flimsy, fragile machines in the hands of 10 year olds.
Welded-in battery too. The future is fucking awesome if all you want to do is sell unfixable shit that makes bone china look rugged.
Re: Why does it have to be in a phone?
As the guy in the kit kat advert might not have said: You are not a cat.
Cats, and many other animals, are also killed with a lethal cocktail of drugs the moment their medical bills exceed the cost of the needle. Maybe that's in the future of humanity too?
Re: It's not clear why "no PIN" is conflated with "no contact".
This. Exactly this.
Why in fuck can't I just have my chip and PIN card made to work without a PIN on payments below £15, should I choose to enable that fucking great big security hole?
As-is, if I end up with an NFC thing and don't pre-emptively drill the damned chip out, it means that any smackhead who gets the card can buy as many instances of £10-£15 stuff as they like before the card gets cancelled.. a sort of Trainspotting version of a Supermarket Sweep if you like.. sell it for £2.50 at the pub and be off to a date with a cotton wool blanket on my coin.
But hey, it's convenient.
Any way the whole rig can be kept stable in free-fall?
I'm thinking winglets and a horizon-sensing "autopilot" just set to make sure the launch angle is optimum as best as it can.
Hell, a compressed-air or some other compressed-gas RCS might give you a few seconds of attitude correction and stabilisation - certainly enough to launch. It doesn't need to lift the rig - just spin it the right way after the balloon bursts.
Android + Splashtop Gamepad THD
An awesome combination, and a good use for an Android laptop. The only problem I've had on the Transformer Prime is the Splashtop app currently refusing to send apostrophes and sending hash symbols instead, but for games and video playing that's a minor issue.
You get all of your tabletty phone-like fun from the Play Store. Meanwhile, videos and games and anything else from your home PC can be served via a streaming video link that's a hell of a lot more reliable than VNC or RDP for this kind of purpose.
It's sort of like having your own OnLive server, and the streamer is available for WIndows, Mac and Linux.
Re: "Microsoft has a diametrically different view about verticals than Google,"
Neither Google nor Microsoft are the good guys.
The trick is, which one of them has a billion PC owners by the balls, and which one is getting bawwed at by "vertical search" providers because these providers want to advertise for loan companies that target the most vulnerable people with almost criminal APRs?
Gold is mined out of the ground.
Bitcoins are mined out of racks of Nvidia CUDA machines.
Re: Everyone with an Android has a G+ account
No they don't, regardless of how much Google wants them to have one.
Some people respond to the G+ requirement for ratings and reviews with "fine, fuck you, I won't give you my opinion. One less data point for you."
Re: Right... about... THERE!
"not NiMH or NiCd batteries which are extremely safe and reliable?"
Sarcasm, I hope?
If not, try getting any suitably beefy rechargeable battery and sticking a coat hanger across the terminals. See how long it takes for the hanger to melt or the battery to bust a seal.
As for reliability.. with NiCad? The battery technology you have to flatten in order to charge up again properly?
Lithiums might need to be treated gently, but so long as you do, they're heaps better than any NiCad and have tremendous capacity to weight benefits over NiMH.
Re: iPhones are Instantly Obsolete
Sure, the OS version might say "version 6", but does it have all of the v6 features?
I'd love to see you play with Siri on an iPhone 4, just for instance.
I guess this means that iPhones are obsolete the moment they are released! Lolololroflchopper *cough* *hack* NURSE, my pills please!
"When the ratio of pirated / DRM removed gets enough, they will then reconsider...."
I don't think you understand how this works. Allow me to demonstrate:
say "Our DRM measures have worked, we will continue to develop them in future."
say "We plainly need to invest more in our DRM solutions. We will continue to develop them in future."
This offer also known as "please help us bug test Windows 8 in a virtual machine. We know it makes a really ill-behaved guest."
Re: life is getting simple again
"I can write and market whatever software I want under whatever license through whatever channel on Win/ 86."
Can I use an OS made by anybody except Microsoft to run those apps with? Nope, didn't think so. They are the ones who ask "where do you want to go today", while being the trolls under the very bridge you need to cross to get there.
GPL restrictive? Have you read the Windows T&Cs lately? You do know you can release commercial software for a GPL OS, right? Many people already do. The FSF haven't set their attack dogs on them yet because they are not breaking the rules.
What about making Windows Store apps on anything other than VS2012? So that's yet more Windows tax, then.
GPL and LGPL stuff is only "locked" in the opinion of people who want to break the only restriction it has: Taking stuff developed by thousands of other people and donated into the public domain.. and ripping it off.
So yes, I do say Command Economy, with Microsoft as the Great Dictator. Have you not noticed the crap with TIFKAM yet? You will have TIFKAM and you will love it. There is no choice.
Re: life is getting simple again
" Commies, Linux-Lovers - Where is the difference :)"
I find Linux to be far more of a "free market" model than the Command Economy of Windows.
Re: Complete these well known phrases:
Picasso, and in the same sense as the old "standing on the shoulders of giants" quote, attributed to either Isaac Newton or Bernard of Chartres. Nothing is invented in isolation.
In some cases, it's barely "invented" at all.
Complete these well known phrases:
Good artists copy, _________________
What's good for the goose, __________________
Re: please could we all agree
It's 2013. Fucking get with the program, guys.
Took the words right out of my mouth. A modern OS should expect to be a guest. Or a host. Or both! Seamless mode has now been around for sodding years.
I shouldn't need to buy Windows Datacenter [sic] Edition and be raped for several thousand pounds per two CPU sockets to do this reliably.
Re: @ M Gale
"'A bad worker blames his tools'
I have another copypasted phrase for you, only this one has a little more thought put into it:
Don't shit on my cupcake and tell me it's frosting.
Re: please could we all agree
As I have said many times, mostly to AC people who have nothing but ad hominem to reason with, absolutely nobody is complaining about faster, smoother or less bloated (even though Win8 is a horribly bloated monster).
Everybody is complaining about the UI. Yes I have used it. Yes, I have it. I have it in a VM jail where it belongs. Yes, it is complete, total and unadulterated shit. It swaps what used to be a perfectly working UI with some shit mobile phone shell that ends up as a crapton of information overload and bouncy, garish animations everywhere.
In fact even under the hood, the idea that the OS knows better than I do as to what programs should be given a few seconds to save their shit and exit before being terminated, is a shit idea. The idea that I shouldn't know what programs are running or not, is shit. This belongs in mobile phones, not a honking great desktop PC or even a reasonably pokey laptop.
Have you ever tried running Windows 8 in seamless mode in Virtualbox? Try it. Really, try it and be amazed at the utter shitness. Watch as TIFKAM refuses to display itself unless you have some desktop windows up, and then only the parts of TIFKAM that cover the desktop windows are shown. No other OS is this shit in a Virtualbox-based envorinment, and other VMs use awful kludgey hacks to get around that issue too, so don't try telling me that it's all VBox's fault.
By all means, provide TIFKAM as a way of running your Windows Phone apps on the desktop (for both people that have Windows Phones). But for fuck's sake, get that horrible abomination the fuck off of my desktop by default.
It. Is. Shit.
There. Please disregard me if you like, AC. It doesn't make 2 + 2 = 5, no matter how much you wish to believe otherwise.
Re: Great ... for five minutes
Uhm, just as a quick back-of-a-brainpad idea..
Robot floats to surface. Wave motion causes it to flop about. The motor acts like a generator to turn flopping into that magic elastic trickery stuff.
Boom, self-charging jellyspies.
Re: At the risk of being too pedantic,,
And brown meteors, one presumes?
Either that or a bucket full of the blue water under the seat.
Though if weight is that much of a concern... adult nappies?
The mind reels back in horror contemplating it. I wouldn't want to be the people opening the hatch on the ground.
Re: Will nobody think of the programmers
"developers will be forced out of the market or end up prducing software that only mostly works some of the time."
My god yes. Isn't it just so wonderful that the PC has been so unified for the past 30-odd years?
As for a Facebook phone... unfortunately no developers will get another rating or review from me specifically because of the Plus requirement to do so now. If I wanted a Facebook account, I'd get a Facebook account.
Maybe the phone will be useful to some people, but.. no thanks.
Re: especially on a hand help device.
What do fleshlights have to do with it?
Sony and Samsung invent it...
...Apple patent the most obvious use for it, that everyone, their mother and possibly canine companion have figured the tech would be used for.
Re: Massive military might and spending?
I do believe the words used were "Massive military", not "Massive military might".
Three million round-heads with horses and longbows would be a massive military. Wouldn't exactly last long against one person and a suitably stocked GAU-8 though.
Oh I'm sorry, was that your entire army? I didn't notice.
Re: Attacking the bogeyman of the left is not worth going to jail for.
"Good. Apparently the people of Wisconsin agreed, as he won the recall election etc."
The phrase "turkeys voting for Christmas" comes to mind.
Re: Ah yes, the old trope
I think a bunch of incidents involving ship anchors and nefarious divers have proven that the Internet does route around damage.
Not saying the alternate routes won't get flooded, but the theory is proven and works.
Re: caps are awesome
I'M FRED WINCHESTER.
Re: Tethered to Three in rurual Warwickshire...
Go on a rolling monthly contract ffs. That £25 gives me as much data as I can download. Also 2500 minutes of calls to anybody and a gazillion and one texts.
Seriously. 50GB+ a few months ago. I'm not always dragging anywhere near that much down, but it's nice to know that I can.
Candidate for a Pullet Surprise
by Mark Eckman and Jerrold H. Zar
I have a spelling checker,
It came with my PC.
It plane lee marks four my revue
Miss steaks aye can knot sea.
Eye ran this poem threw it,
Your sure reel glad two no.
Its vary polished in it's weigh.
My checker tolled me sew.
A checker is a bless sing,
It freeze yew lodes of thyme.
It helps me right awl stiles two reed,
And aides me when eye rime.
Each frays come posed up on my screen
Eye trussed too bee a joule.
The checker pours o'er every word
To cheque sum spelling rule.
Bee fore a veiling checker's
Hour spelling mite decline,
And if we're lacks oar have a laps,
We wood bee maid too wine.
Butt now bee cause my spelling
Is checked with such grate flare,
Their are know fault's with in my cite,
Of nun eye am a wear.
Now spelling does knot phase me,
It does knot bring a tier.
My pay purrs awl due glad den
With wrapped word's fare as hear.
To rite with care is quite a feet
Of witch won should bee proud,
And wee mussed dew the best wee can,
Sew flaw's are knot aloud.
Sow ewe can sea why aye dew prays
Such soft wear four pea seas,
And why eye brake in two averse
Buy righting want too pleas.
Blah blah ECHELON blah
Didn't help toward the tail end of 2001, did it?
How does ECHELON track the source of a message sent via onion to a directional radio, disguised as 35mhz model aircraft servo noise, to onion again, through the compromised computer of someone who thought they were getting free porno, bounced around inside the data centre of an admin who thought that USB mouse in the post really was a free manufacturer sample, out to an embedded system stuck in a tree with a solar panel, through someone's compromised wifi router and galivanting merrily on its way to a botnet stolen through the use of clever Google searches, embedded into a jpeg as slightly shifted luminance values and then recieved by some guy in a 3rd world country with a satellite downlink accessing the web server on one of the botnet nodes?
It might not exactly be Skype, but you don't really need much bandwidth to say "the plan is go, Ahmed."
Question is whether you need to trace the message at all.
Re: Doesn't need to hand it over
"Yes the security services can magically plug into skype, the point to point service..."
Point to point, via Mae East or Mae West, or LINX, or any of a few other choke points that can quite easily be sniffed, you mean?
Come on. This is hardly a new trick.
After all, how many common-allergen-free-food stores are in the area? I'm guessing not many.
"If you don't like our entry fee, you can always go to the competition, lolz."
If you don't want people shopping around, you really shouldn't be running a shop. Taking advantage of people who have to eat, but end up shitting through the eye of a needle at the merest sight of a wheat grain or the slightest drop of cow pus... well. See title.
As it is, at one job with a certain large UK computer retailer, I used to frequently give simple advice to people coming in with simple computer questions. Sure, they might not always walk out with a thousand pounds of the latest PC hardware. Was nice when customers came in specifically asking for me to serve them when they did want something though. Methinks this shop owner needs to think in terms longer than the next 5 minutes.
Re: The system could identify tubes of crisps and bog roll
"Last time I went for a walk the postbox didn't have a label on it..."
Funny, because I'm sure the local postbox still has E II R and a label full of collection times on it.
Your mileage may vary depending on nationality, of course.
<-- Yes, yes I know.
"there's some major UK retailers whose entire EPOS solution is written in Java."
And amusingly, it's called "Eclipse".
Was fun when Bunsfield blew up and the whole damn system had to operate with its head cut off, too. Ever tried to work in a store when even internal stock-checks don't work and card payments take anything from 60 to 180 seconds or more to go through? That was... an experience.
Ex-DSGi employee and not regretting the "ex" part one bit.
Remind me again, why I should care?
What it didn't do is add a "downvote this comment into oblivion" function. Good thing too. Far too many religious fanatics about for that to work well.
Re: My Paper?
I'm studying computer games technology. My professional/academic interest in physics goes as far as "can I simulate this using OpenGL/GLUT/Ogre/XNA?"
The rest I'll leave to the Proper Boffins.
I think this could definitely be categorised as "no shit, Sherlock". Space isn't quite a vacuum even without quantum funkiness.
Nice to see some people trying to measure the perturbations though. Good luck, and all that.
Re: Hey, I stopped reading on the first line because of asshattery.
That was an admission that you're wrong, right?
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