Perfect solution to the problem.
A Dremel or similar miniature power tool, and a 0.2mm or finer drill bit. Give that chip a bit of air to breath, with a hole so small a cashier won't notice it.
3541 posts • joined 22 Apr 2007
A Dremel or similar miniature power tool, and a 0.2mm or finer drill bit. Give that chip a bit of air to breath, with a hole so small a cashier won't notice it.
I would use Linux if I knew beans about programming
Give one of the friendlier Linuxes a try in Virtualbox or something. Granted, you can't just download Crysis for it, but at the same time, Ubuntu Software Center or Synaptic is distinctly easier to use than C++. Needing to know how to edit Xorg.conf went out of the window a looooong time ago.
"leverages Nintendo's intellectual property"
Posts a walk-through for a computer game that would probably make more for Nintendo through just one extra purchase than a whole month of ad impressions?
Nintendo can jump down a pipe, and do can the notion of intellectual "property".
because they are and will always be incapable of becoming more than they are programmed to be.
Start with a grid of cells. Each cell can be alive or dead.
On every turn:
Every cell with < 2 neighbours dies.
Every cell 2-3 neighbours survives.
Cells with > 3 neighbours die.
Empty spaces with exactly three neighbours become populated with a new living cell.
Simple rules. You wouldn't think that they'd be capable of producing such staggering complexity. Complex enough to be Turing Complete, if you're masochist enough.
"ME was the last Windows I ever voluntarily used. Didnt seem too bad at the time."
Aye. Thing is, ME was fast by comparison to Windows 98, but rather fragile and tended to fall over at the drop of a hat. At least that was my own experience before going back to 98SE at the time.
And yes, the desktop Linuxes are rather nice these days. Problem is you'll never edit a docx file properly in Linux (for one example), and the problem isn't simply an engineering one.
What about Windows ME? The OS that was so bad it was rumoured to be a live test of their bug-tracking system?
You know I'm wondering if some people could stick a spear through it, tie its legs to a stick and haul it off to a Lagrange point for later mining attempts.
Getting hit by an idiot on a bike can be painful, even fatal.
However, it's not exactly a stress-free situation on the idiot either. Bicycles don't have a roll cage, ABS or airbags fitted as standard, and concrete is rather hard.
Barcodes are 1D. QR codes are 2D.
<- Yes I'm in that kind of a mood.
If the accident is bad enough to totally destroy both reg plates on either end of the vehicle, I don't think you'll be worrying about your insurance.
Or anything else for that matter.
"Goods were delivered, this time by Uninterruptable Power Supply."
Either downloading MP3s by candlelight during a blackout, or that must have taken a while.
Damn website can take so long to load over 3G that by the time you even get to the search box to begin your query, you might as well have just dialled the number and gone through the menu system the long way.
There a graphics-light option available? In fact I reckon they could make some money by creating a dirt-simple crossplatform app that acts like a dialler and lets you search and call in a couple of clicks.
Oh I dunno. Unity is geared around mobile, which was (and is) half the problem with Canonical's (and Microsoft's) current desktop approach. What's nice with a touch screen is generally pointlessly huge and oversimplified for a mouse and keyboard.
At the same time though, if the next generation of Unity apps play in the GNU/Linux ecosystem (oh god, somebody please shoot me) nicely, I'm wondering if you can have access to the apps as easily from KDE, Gnome, XFCE, Ion3 or whatever else as you would for other apps from foreign desktop environments. Tell your repository manager to pull in the dependencies and hey presto. Everything At Once, without having someone's idea of an awesome UI paradigm forced on you.
...over an act that gives you your own stuff back.
Shouldn't really be the case, should it?
Depends if people are willing to pay the license fees and support work associated with keeping Windows VM instances up and running. A lot of hosting companies that provide Windows as an option already charge extra to cover this.
So sure you can have Windows "in the cloud", and I presume if you really want to connect via RDP just to restart an http server, you can have it with tiles. Why though, when you can have an OS kernel based on 24 years of active development in Internet, HPC and and embedded environments, that's rock solid, and comes for free with a whole bundle of powerful userland tools already?
Same way that the Invisible Pink Unicorn gets away with it.
As opposed to bitcoins that are tied to the cost of what? GPUs?
Because some of us are capable of enjoying a walk in the countryside without intentionally punishing ourselves by using only Stone Age technology. We also don't feel superior about it either.
I have a stack of 5 92.5W elements from eBay. Plug one into the 12v rail from a PC PSU and you'll cook eggs on one side and freeze your fingers to the other, assuming the ceramic doesn't crack first. Some overclockers have been using them to pump even more heat out of the CPU and into the heatsink.
Wildly inefficient as generators, but if it's something less like a butane torch and more like a campfire, then maybe useful.
Like, on the TV that you just plugged the Xbox into?
No way. Lies.
So an injunction, on a single-button version of going *taptaptaptap* "Yeah mate, I'm on 23rd street. 8 minutes? See you there."
..a bit down in the dumps.
"The problem Android and iOS have is that they are proprietary computing environments"
I think you need to read up on the definition of "proprietary". Windows is about as proprietary as they come, and a lot of people are seeing the huge swell of support for not-WIndows operating systems as a chance to finally kick Microsoft in the teeth so hard they have to put their toothbrush up their arse to clean them in the morning.
Yes, Windows has 30 years of legacy. It also has 30 years of growing hate toward the owning company, and I don't think that should be underestimated.
Bus. Train. Long journey. Youtube.
I know you might have a car, but some of us do the public transport thing quite regularly. HSPA is okay, just about handles a HQ Youtube video, but it'd be nice to make that a lot more than "just about."
First person to accuse me of eating up everyone's bandwidth or being some kind of subhuman for daring to want entertainment on an hour or two of bussing around, gets told to bugger off back to the 1980s.
If you try talking to people instead of insulting them, they might listen to you. I have never mentioned the CIA. I did however mention a psychopathic fuck of a helicopter gunner, who I would gladly call a twat to his face, then ask if he's thinking about shooting me for it. Hollering, wooping, sadistic little turd that he is.
I'm quite capable of forming my own opinions, especially of twatdangles that like to throw insults from behind the safety of their keyboards.
" Otherwise you just come across a bit Kim il Jung."
"... what a pathetic claim..."
"In which case can I suggest you and JaitcH go stab each other - I'm not inciting violence, I'm doing "right" by the gene pool."
"Of course not, you're one of the dribbling sheeple, it would be way beyond your intellectual capabilities to actually review the evidence and make up your own mind."
And AssangeTM is not the only twat, it seems.
Come up with something other than attempts to suggest I have oedipal relationships or that I am somehow ovine, or be regarded as an utter twat. In fact I bet you were the gunner. Did that twitch in your pants feel good when you squeezed the trigger?
Does the downvoter want to go watch that video and enjoy the audio, as the gunner looks like he's having an orgasm in his pants at the amount of holes he's pouring into the civvies?
And again at the ones who come in later to try and help the wounded?
"Sriously, JaitcH, you've been told before about trying to join in with adult conversation - you're just not intellectually equipped."
You just lost the argument, and any and all further arguments I see you in.
Assange might be a twat, but Visa and Mastercard are in the wrong.
That video shows a camera so damned clearly that even this untrained eye can tell it apart from a bloody AK47.
Now go play with your toys.
Don't be silly.
It's Goatse, surely?
" In one particular case a family on benefits where claiming £2000 per WEEK."
See above under "fiddling the system". I know plenty of people who are, or have been in t'club, as some owd pit-folk might say around here. Been in it myself from time to time. The only ones who end up with appreciable amounts of money are either somehow on disability, on the fiddle, or are selling pot on the side. Divide that two-grand amount by nearly ten and you'll get closer to what I've seen 2 and 3-child families existing on.
Of course I've seen some irresponsible twats who'd prefer a big sheet of glowing glass over food in their child's belly too, but try not to paint all people on the dole in this way, eh?
If someone is "unemployed" and also has a huge flat screen TV and very nice car, then they are either:
(a) very recently unemployed
(b) fiddling the system
(c) a drug dealer
And even in the case of (c), that's only the stupid dealers who want to show the world what they do for a living.
Egosoft used to have an effective method of getting you to buy the game. No online activation or always-on bullshit, but if you wanted fast access to the latest patches, as well as access to tech support and the developer network, you had to provide your game key with your forum registration details.
Now they've gone all wanky and Steam-only though, so no more Egosoft titles for me. Oh well. Lost sales for them. There's plenty of other XXXX games in the sea.
Taking an unauthorised copy of something is not theft.
Never has been. Unless some asshole lawyers manage to rewrite the English language, it never will be.
There's a few games which say something on the box to the effect of "illegal copies will deteriorate over time."
Thing is though, people who get the copies, don't get the box. They get a shit, buggy game that doesn't work properly and think "well.. thank fuck I didn't pay money for it."
"Are you ever right on the money! The thieves have all but destroyed the music industry,"
I only wish they would. Unfortunately, you're talking a load of arse.
"TV and Movies are quickly following suit,"
Do you ever turn the telly on?
"and book publishing is also failing."
I guess all those lumps of paper in the local Tesco are a phantasm. Tell me, how in fuck do you copy a dead tree book without a flat-bed scanner, OCR software, good proof-reading skills and an OCD level of obsessiveness?
" When they've utterly destroyed the gaming industry, and they no long have their favorite pastime, they'll sit and wonder how it all went wrong..."
It'll never happen. Personally though, I'd throw a party in the fucking street if it ever did. The "gaming" industry (I assume you mean computer games, not gambling) needs to die in a fire, right now. Let some new talent in. People who don't feel like raping you for £50, for a piece of shit that wants to call home every time you turn the computer on.
"Many game companies are already switching to digital copies only."
Companies I don't buy from, and never will. Except maybe Squad, but then Kerbal Space Program is DRM free. So much for your next statement...
" Digital downloads contain tracking programs, so these companies will always know WHO bought their games, WHERE they bought it, and WHERE that game happens to be when someone starts playing it because you must log into the company's servers to use certain features within the game."
You sound like you're getting a hard-on just thinking about that. I personally think you're a little sick in the head. That or you work for EA or Origin making their shit DRM for them. Same difference, really.
"EA used this angle with a couple of their Sims 3 Expansion Packs. You can't access certain in-game features without logging in to their servers."
Haven't bought an EA (or Valve, or Ubisoft) game in years, and your apologist shit is the exact reason why not.
Played plenty of them though. You work that one out.
Most people probably downloaded that game last year when it was reported quite widely that the developers had seeded it on the pirate sites.
Finding out it was completely unplayable probably put them off paying for it, too.
3,000 downloads for a game that everyone knows was effectively given a legal pass to copy the crap out of? Yeah, I don't think the problem is piracy there, buddy.
Don't ever use a telephone.
That is all.
"Last week I installed F-droid on my "no name" netbook."
Replicant, surely? F-droid is a repository.
"might expect a longer time-to-replacement"
Kidding right? This is the best thing to happen to computer manufacturers since the fashion for laptops and netbooks started putting flimsy, fragile machines in the hands of 10 year olds.
Welded-in battery too. The future is fucking awesome if all you want to do is sell unfixable shit that makes bone china look rugged.
As the guy in the kit kat advert might not have said: You are not a cat.
Cats, and many other animals, are also killed with a lethal cocktail of drugs the moment their medical bills exceed the cost of the needle. Maybe that's in the future of humanity too?
This. Exactly this.
Why in fuck can't I just have my chip and PIN card made to work without a PIN on payments below £15, should I choose to enable that fucking great big security hole?
As-is, if I end up with an NFC thing and don't pre-emptively drill the damned chip out, it means that any smackhead who gets the card can buy as many instances of £10-£15 stuff as they like before the card gets cancelled.. a sort of Trainspotting version of a Supermarket Sweep if you like.. sell it for £2.50 at the pub and be off to a date with a cotton wool blanket on my coin.
But hey, it's convenient.
I'm thinking winglets and a horizon-sensing "autopilot" just set to make sure the launch angle is optimum as best as it can.
Hell, a compressed-air or some other compressed-gas RCS might give you a few seconds of attitude correction and stabilisation - certainly enough to launch. It doesn't need to lift the rig - just spin it the right way after the balloon bursts.
An awesome combination, and a good use for an Android laptop. The only problem I've had on the Transformer Prime is the Splashtop app currently refusing to send apostrophes and sending hash symbols instead, but for games and video playing that's a minor issue.
You get all of your tabletty phone-like fun from the Play Store. Meanwhile, videos and games and anything else from your home PC can be served via a streaming video link that's a hell of a lot more reliable than VNC or RDP for this kind of purpose.
It's sort of like having your own OnLive server, and the streamer is available for WIndows, Mac and Linux.
Neither Google nor Microsoft are the good guys.
The trick is, which one of them has a billion PC owners by the balls, and which one is getting bawwed at by "vertical search" providers because these providers want to advertise for loan companies that target the most vulnerable people with almost criminal APRs?
Bitcoins are mined out of racks of Nvidia CUDA machines.
No they don't, regardless of how much Google wants them to have one.
Some people respond to the G+ requirement for ratings and reviews with "fine, fuck you, I won't give you my opinion. One less data point for you."
"not NiMH or NiCd batteries which are extremely safe and reliable?"
Sarcasm, I hope?
If not, try getting any suitably beefy rechargeable battery and sticking a coat hanger across the terminals. See how long it takes for the hanger to melt or the battery to bust a seal.
As for reliability.. with NiCad? The battery technology you have to flatten in order to charge up again properly?
Lithiums might need to be treated gently, but so long as you do, they're heaps better than any NiCad and have tremendous capacity to weight benefits over NiMH.