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Flat mobe battery? Just light a fire

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It's called a peltier element

I have a stack of 5 92.5W elements from eBay. Plug one into the 12v rail from a PC PSU and you'll cook eggs on one side and freeze your fingers to the other, assuming the ceramic doesn't crack first. Some overclockers have been using them to pump even more heat out of the CPU and into the heatsink.

Wildly inefficient as generators, but if it's something less like a butane torch and more like a campfire, then maybe useful.

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App gap flap: New York's e-cabbies FOILED AGAIN

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Uhm.

So an injunction, on a single-button version of going *taptaptaptap* "Yeah mate, I'm on 23rd street. 8 minutes? See you there."

Bizarre.

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Peeping Tom suspects cuffed after 'falling through women's toilet ceiling'

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I guess they felt..

..a bit down in the dumps.

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FONDLESLAB market DEATH STRUGGLE: Latest rankings in

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"The problem Android and iOS have is that they are proprietary computing environments"

I think you need to read up on the definition of "proprietary". Windows is about as proprietary as they come, and a lot of people are seeing the huge swell of support for not-WIndows operating systems as a chance to finally kick Microsoft in the teeth so hard they have to put their toothbrush up their arse to clean them in the morning.

Yes, Windows has 30 years of legacy. It also has 30 years of growing hate toward the owning company, and I don't think that should be underestimated.

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BT and O2 ink deal to build mega 4G network

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Re: 4G - Why?

Bus. Train. Long journey. Youtube.

I know you might have a car, but some of us do the public transport thing quite regularly. HSPA is okay, just about handles a HQ Youtube video, but it'd be nice to make that a lot more than "just about."

First person to accuse me of eating up everyone's bandwidth or being some kind of subhuman for daring to want entertainment on an hour or two of bussing around, gets told to bugger off back to the 1980s.

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Court orders Visa partner to allow donations to WikiLeaks

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Re: Moron Gale M Gale JaitcH ratfox Makes sense to me

If you try talking to people instead of insulting them, they might listen to you. I have never mentioned the CIA. I did however mention a psychopathic fuck of a helicopter gunner, who I would gladly call a twat to his face, then ask if he's thinking about shooting me for it. Hollering, wooping, sadistic little turd that he is.

I'm quite capable of forming my own opinions, especially of twatdangles that like to throw insults from behind the safety of their keyboards.

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Re: M Gale JaitcH ratfox Makes sense to me

" Otherwise you just come across a bit Kim il Jung."

"... what a pathetic claim..."

"In which case can I suggest you and JaitcH go stab each other - I'm not inciting violence, I'm doing "right" by the gene pool."

"Of course not, you're one of the dribbling sheeple, it would be way beyond your intellectual capabilities to actually review the evidence and make up your own mind."

And AssangeTM is not the only twat, it seems.

Come up with something other than attempts to suggest I have oedipal relationships or that I am somehow ovine, or be regarded as an utter twat. In fact I bet you were the gunner. Did that twitch in your pants feel good when you squeezed the trigger?

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Re: JaitcH ratfox Makes sense to me

Does the downvoter want to go watch that video and enjoy the audio, as the gunner looks like he's having an orgasm in his pants at the amount of holes he's pouring into the civvies?

And again at the ones who come in later to try and help the wounded?

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Re: JaitcH ratfox Makes sense to me

"Sriously, JaitcH, you've been told before about trying to join in with adult conversation - you're just not intellectually equipped."

You just lost the argument, and any and all further arguments I see you in.

Assange might be a twat, but Visa and Mastercard are in the wrong.

That video shows a camera so damned clearly that even this untrained eye can tell it apart from a bloody AK47.

Now go play with your toys.

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Is this the first ever web page? If not, CERN would like to know

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Don't be silly.

It's Goatse, surely?

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LG beats Samsung to OLED flexi-TV with hella pricey 55-incher

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Re: Who will buy

" In one particular case a family on benefits where claiming £2000 per WEEK."

See above under "fiddling the system". I know plenty of people who are, or have been in t'club, as some owd pit-folk might say around here. Been in it myself from time to time. The only ones who end up with appreciable amounts of money are either somehow on disability, on the fiddle, or are selling pot on the side. Divide that two-grand amount by nearly ten and you'll get closer to what I've seen 2 and 3-child families existing on.

Of course I've seen some irresponsible twats who'd prefer a big sheet of glowing glass over food in their child's belly too, but try not to paint all people on the dole in this way, eh?

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Let me enlighten you

If someone is "unemployed" and also has a huge flat screen TV and very nice car, then they are either:

(a) very recently unemployed

(b) fiddling the system

(c) a drug dealer

And even in the case of (c), that's only the stupid dealers who want to show the world what they do for a living.

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Pirates scoff at games dev sim's in-game piracy lesson

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Re: pricked into buying the legitimate edition.

Egosoft used to have an effective method of getting you to buy the game. No online activation or always-on bullshit, but if you wanted fast access to the latest patches, as well as access to tech support and the developer network, you had to provide your game key with your forum registration details.

Now they've gone all wanky and Steam-only though, so no more Egosoft titles for me. Oh well. Lost sales for them. There's plenty of other XXXX games in the sea.

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Re: "an experiment in education of pirates"

Taking an unauthorised copy of something is not theft.

Never has been. Unless some asshole lawyers manage to rewrite the English language, it never will be.

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Re: Surprised this doesn't happen more

There's a few games which say something on the box to the effect of "illegal copies will deteriorate over time."

Thing is though, people who get the copies, don't get the box. They get a shit, buggy game that doesn't work properly and think "well.. thank fuck I didn't pay money for it."

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Re: gamers and pirates

"Are you ever right on the money! The thieves have all but destroyed the music industry,"

I only wish they would. Unfortunately, you're talking a load of arse.

"TV and Movies are quickly following suit,"

Do you ever turn the telly on?

"and book publishing is also failing."

I guess all those lumps of paper in the local Tesco are a phantasm. Tell me, how in fuck do you copy a dead tree book without a flat-bed scanner, OCR software, good proof-reading skills and an OCD level of obsessiveness?

" When they've utterly destroyed the gaming industry, and they no long have their favorite pastime, they'll sit and wonder how it all went wrong..."

It'll never happen. Personally though, I'd throw a party in the fucking street if it ever did. The "gaming" industry (I assume you mean computer games, not gambling) needs to die in a fire, right now. Let some new talent in. People who don't feel like raping you for £50, for a piece of shit that wants to call home every time you turn the computer on.

"Many game companies are already switching to digital copies only."

Companies I don't buy from, and never will. Except maybe Squad, but then Kerbal Space Program is DRM free. So much for your next statement...

" Digital downloads contain tracking programs, so these companies will always know WHO bought their games, WHERE they bought it, and WHERE that game happens to be when someone starts playing it because you must log into the company's servers to use certain features within the game."

You sound like you're getting a hard-on just thinking about that. I personally think you're a little sick in the head. That or you work for EA or Origin making their shit DRM for them. Same difference, really.

"EA used this angle with a couple of their Sims 3 Expansion Packs. You can't access certain in-game features without logging in to their servers."

Haven't bought an EA (or Valve, or Ubisoft) game in years, and your apologist shit is the exact reason why not.

Played plenty of them though. You work that one out.

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Most people probably downloaded that game last year when it was reported quite widely that the developers had seeded it on the pirate sites.

Finding out it was completely unplayable probably put them off paying for it, too.

3,000 downloads for a game that everyone knows was effectively given a legal pass to copy the crap out of? Yeah, I don't think the problem is piracy there, buddy.

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Google Now lands on iOS

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Re: Ah, more competition ..

Don't ever use a telephone.

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Surprise! Republican bill adds politics to science funding

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Indiana Pi Bill

That is all.

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Microsoft carves out 'niche' in tablets, says numbers chap

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Re: ??

"Last week I installed F-droid on my "no name" netbook."

Replicant, surely? F-droid is a repository.

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Re: Growing market...

"might expect a longer time-to-replacement"

Kidding right? This is the best thing to happen to computer manufacturers since the fashion for laptops and netbooks started putting flimsy, fragile machines in the hands of 10 year olds.

Welded-in battery too. The future is fucking awesome if all you want to do is sell unfixable shit that makes bone china look rugged.

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Mobes' pay-by-bonk just isn't cool enough, sniffs Tesco bod

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Re: Why does it have to be in a phone?

As the guy in the kit kat advert might not have said: You are not a cat.

Cats, and many other animals, are also killed with a lethal cocktail of drugs the moment their medical bills exceed the cost of the needle. Maybe that's in the future of humanity too?

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Re: It's not clear why "no PIN" is conflated with "no contact".

This. Exactly this.

Why in fuck can't I just have my chip and PIN card made to work without a PIN on payments below £15, should I choose to enable that fucking great big security hole?

As-is, if I end up with an NFC thing and don't pre-emptively drill the damned chip out, it means that any smackhead who gets the card can buy as many instances of £10-£15 stuff as they like before the card gets cancelled.. a sort of Trainspotting version of a Supermarket Sweep if you like.. sell it for £2.50 at the pub and be off to a date with a cotton wool blanket on my coin.

But hey, it's convenient.

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Readers, we need you... for LOHAN ignition failsafe brainwaves

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Any way the whole rig can be kept stable in free-fall?

I'm thinking winglets and a horizon-sensing "autopilot" just set to make sure the launch angle is optimum as best as it can.

Hell, a compressed-air or some other compressed-gas RCS might give you a few seconds of attitude correction and stabilisation - certainly enough to launch. It doesn't need to lift the rig - just spin it the right way after the balloon bursts.

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Notebook makers turn to Android in face of Windows woes

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Android + Splashtop Gamepad THD

An awesome combination, and a good use for an Android laptop. The only problem I've had on the Transformer Prime is the Splashtop app currently refusing to send apostrophes and sending hash symbols instead, but for games and video playing that's a minor issue.

You get all of your tabletty phone-like fun from the Play Store. Meanwhile, videos and games and anything else from your home PC can be served via a streaming video link that's a hell of a lot more reliable than VNC or RDP for this kind of purpose.

It's sort of like having your own OnLive server, and the streamer is available for WIndows, Mac and Linux.

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Google's 'power to switch off the lights in Europe' has 'chilling effect' - rivals

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Re: "Microsoft has a diametrically different view about verticals than Google,"

Neither Google nor Microsoft are the good guys.

The trick is, which one of them has a billion PC owners by the balls, and which one is getting bawwed at by "vertical search" providers because these providers want to advertise for loan companies that target the most vulnerable people with almost criminal APRs?

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Bitcoins: A GIANT BUBBLE? Maybe, but currency could still be worthwhile

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Gold is mined out of the ground.

Bitcoins are mined out of racks of Nvidia CUDA machines.

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Facebook Home gets SMACKDOWN from irate users

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Re: Everyone with an Android has a G+ account

No they don't, regardless of how much Google wants them to have one.

Some people respond to the G+ requirement for ratings and reviews with "fine, fuck you, I won't give you my opinion. One less data point for you."

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FAA: 'No, you CAN'T hijack a plane with an Android app'

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Re: Right... about... THERE!

"not NiMH or NiCd batteries which are extremely safe and reliable?"

Sarcasm, I hope?

If not, try getting any suitably beefy rechargeable battery and sticking a coat hanger across the terminals. See how long it takes for the hanger to melt or the battery to bust a seal.

As for reliability.. with NiCad? The battery technology you have to flatten in order to charge up again properly?

Lithiums might need to be treated gently, but so long as you do, they're heaps better than any NiCad and have tremendous capacity to weight benefits over NiMH.

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Android's US market share continues to slip

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Re: iPhones are Instantly Obsolete

Sure, the OS version might say "version 6", but does it have all of the v6 features?

I'd love to see you play with Siri on an iPhone 4, just for instance.

I guess this means that iPhones are obsolete the moment they are released! Lolololroflchopper *cough* *hack* NURSE, my pills please!

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Microsoft Xbox gaffe reveals cloudy arrogance

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Re: Pah...

"When the ratio of pirated / DRM removed gets enough, they will then reconsider...."

I don't think you understand how this works. Allow me to demonstrate:

begin:

has_piracy_fallen?

say "Our DRM measures have worked, we will continue to develop them in future."

has_piracy_risen?

say "We plainly need to invest more in our DRM solutions. We will continue to develop them in future."

GOTO begin:

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Microsoft gives away Windows 8 to Mac devs

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Awesome

This offer also known as "please help us bug test Windows 8 in a virtual machine. We know it makes a really ill-behaved guest."

No, really.

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Rocket boffinry in pictures: Gulp the Devil's venom and light a match

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Re: Kerbal Space Programme....

I can't believe it doesn't even get a mention...

Shiny!

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Review: Lenovo ThinkPad Tablet 2

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Re: life is getting simple again

"I can write and market whatever software I want under whatever license through whatever channel on Win/ 86."

Can I use an OS made by anybody except Microsoft to run those apps with? Nope, didn't think so. They are the ones who ask "where do you want to go today", while being the trolls under the very bridge you need to cross to get there.

GPL restrictive? Have you read the Windows T&Cs lately? You do know you can release commercial software for a GPL OS, right? Many people already do. The FSF haven't set their attack dogs on them yet because they are not breaking the rules.

What about making Windows Store apps on anything other than VS2012? So that's yet more Windows tax, then.

GPL and LGPL stuff is only "locked" in the opinion of people who want to break the only restriction it has: Taking stuff developed by thousands of other people and donated into the public domain.. and ripping it off.

So yes, I do say Command Economy, with Microsoft as the Great Dictator. Have you not noticed the crap with TIFKAM yet? You will have TIFKAM and you will love it. There is no choice.

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Re: life is getting simple again

" Commies, Linux-Lovers - Where is the difference :)"

I find Linux to be far more of a "free market" model than the Command Economy of Windows.

Just sayin'.

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Jobs' first boss Nolan Bushnell: 'Steve was difficult but valuable'

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Re: Complete these well known phrases:

Picasso, and in the same sense as the old "standing on the shoulders of giants" quote, attributed to either Isaac Newton or Bernard of Chartres. Nothing is invented in isolation.

In some cases, it's barely "invented" at all.

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Complete these well known phrases:

Good artists copy, _________________

What's good for the goose, __________________

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Relaxed Windows 8 rules hint at smaller slabs to come

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Re: please could we all agree

It's 2013. Fucking get with the program, guys.

Took the words right out of my mouth. A modern OS should expect to be a guest. Or a host. Or both! Seamless mode has now been around for sodding years.

I shouldn't need to buy Windows Datacenter [sic] Edition and be raped for several thousand pounds per two CPU sockets to do this reliably.

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Re: @ M Gale

"'A bad worker blames his tools'

I have another copypasted phrase for you, only this one has a little more thought put into it:

Don't shit on my cupcake and tell me it's frosting.

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Re: please could we all agree

As I have said many times, mostly to AC people who have nothing but ad hominem to reason with, absolutely nobody is complaining about faster, smoother or less bloated (even though Win8 is a horribly bloated monster).

Everybody is complaining about the UI. Yes I have used it. Yes, I have it. I have it in a VM jail where it belongs. Yes, it is complete, total and unadulterated shit. It swaps what used to be a perfectly working UI with some shit mobile phone shell that ends up as a crapton of information overload and bouncy, garish animations everywhere.

In fact even under the hood, the idea that the OS knows better than I do as to what programs should be given a few seconds to save their shit and exit before being terminated, is a shit idea. The idea that I shouldn't know what programs are running or not, is shit. This belongs in mobile phones, not a honking great desktop PC or even a reasonably pokey laptop.

Have you ever tried running Windows 8 in seamless mode in Virtualbox? Try it. Really, try it and be amazed at the utter shitness. Watch as TIFKAM refuses to display itself unless you have some desktop windows up, and then only the parts of TIFKAM that cover the desktop windows are shown. No other OS is this shit in a Virtualbox-based envorinment, and other VMs use awful kludgey hacks to get around that issue too, so don't try telling me that it's all VBox's fault.

By all means, provide TIFKAM as a way of running your Windows Phone apps on the desktop (for both people that have Windows Phones). But for fuck's sake, get that horrible abomination the fuck off of my desktop by default.

It. Is. Shit.

There. Please disregard me if you like, AC. It doesn't make 2 + 2 = 5, no matter how much you wish to believe otherwise.

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Boffins birth man-sized military ROBOT JELLYFISH

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Re: Great ... for five minutes

Uhm, just as a quick back-of-a-brainpad idea..

Robot floats to surface. Wave motion causes it to flop about. The motor acts like a generator to turn flopping into that magic elastic trickery stuff.

Boom, self-charging jellyspies.

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Giant solar-powered aircraft to begin cross-country flight

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Re: At the risk of being too pedantic,,

And brown meteors, one presumes?

Either that or a bucket full of the blue water under the seat.

Though if weight is that much of a concern... adult nappies?

The mind reels back in horror contemplating it. I wouldn't want to be the people opening the hatch on the ground.

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Smartphone running 'Facebook OS' said to debut this week

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Re: Will nobody think of the programmers

"developers will be forced out of the market or end up prducing software that only mostly works some of the time."

My god yes. Isn't it just so wonderful that the PC has been so unified for the past 30-odd years?

As for a Facebook phone... unfortunately no developers will get another rating or review from me specifically because of the Plus requirement to do so now. If I wanted a Facebook account, I'd get a Facebook account.

Maybe the phone will be useful to some people, but.. no thanks.

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Apple files patent for iPhone with wraparound display

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Re: especially on a hand help device.

What do fleshlights have to do with it?

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Sony and Samsung invent it...

...Apple patent the most obvious use for it, that everyone, their mother and possibly canine companion have figured the tech would be used for.

Fucking typical.

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Pyongyang Photoshop tomfoolery shows wet Norks, skirts blown up

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Re: Massive military might and spending?

I do believe the words used were "Massive military", not "Massive military might".

Three million round-heads with horses and longbows would be a massive military. Wouldn't exactly last long against one person and a suitably stocked GAU-8 though.

*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP*

Oh I'm sorry, was that your entire army? I didn't notice.

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Wisconsin man cuffed over Koch-blocking DDoS attack

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Re: Attacking the bogeyman of the left is not worth going to jail for.

"Good. Apparently the people of Wisconsin agreed, as he won the recall election etc."

The phrase "turkeys voting for Christmas" comes to mind.

Ho hum.

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