3507 posts • joined 22 Apr 2007
Re: RIP Nokia
Nokia will still exist, Microsoft is just buying the phone division.
So basically, they bought the only thing about Nokia that has any brand awareness whatsoever. That is, unless you're seriously contemplating buying a pair of Nokia wellies instead of your next smartphone. Whatever of Nokia is left might as well shut up shop now. Last person to leave, please turn out the lights.
Everybody saw this coming a mile off, apart from the Nokia execs it seems.
I prefer to be an individual and not a borg!
And you have a Microsoft phone?
That would be some irony, right there. Or hypocrisy. Or perhaps both.
You failed to mention that S3 has only 16GB right?
You're right, I did.
However, thankyou for further solidifying my case against the "duh iPhones have better resale value" argument.
£165.09 for a Galaxy S3 on Envirofone. That's $255.81 at current exchange rates.
To get the exact same amount for an iPhone, it needs to be a 4S with 32GB. Apparently the 64GB model will not net you any extra money.
What was that you were saying?
A new space race?
Watch how quickly those abandoned NASA projects get un-abandoned now.
From frying pan to fire?
Or wok to burner, whatever.
Going from the NSA to the PRC and expecting privacy. Really now?
How to feel old in one easy step.
That'll be when one of your younger relatives, cousins, nephews or somesuch finds an old c90 at the bottom of a drawer, picks it out, holds it up and asks you with a confused look, "what's this?"
Re: anybody remember VHS HiFi?
Don't forget ADAT machines. 8 track digital audio recording on a super-VHS cassette. A whole bunch cheaper than the specialist cassettes used for RDAT machines, and with more capability too.
Re: FM radio tuner cassette
You mean the cassette adapters that you can still buy for plugging iThings and MP3 players into old car stereos? They work quite simply, by having a play/record head pressed up against the device's play/record head and transferring the headphone signal to the amplifier in much the same way as a transformer works.
Re: Never give Facebook your real name
If your friends insist on you having a Facebook account, are they really friends?
Whatever happened to knocking on the door and saying hi? Or, you know, a phone call? Email even. IRC if you really want to be hardcore geeky, and USENET if you don't give a shit about the entire world seeing what you just posted.
I keep hoping that at some point, non-geeks will start to realise their options, and the walled garden of zuck can die a well deserved death.
(yes, I have an 8 digit ICQ number.. not as leet as the guy I know with a 4 digit one)
Incorrect. I have never and will never give Google my phone number. If they haven't already inferred it from the Android phone, they can fuck right off.
And yet I can still upload some quite lengthy videos, should I so choose. They emailed me about it ages ago. Possibly I've just been there for a while and don't have any strikes against the account.
Screw 0871, 09xx is where it's at.
Depending on the profitability of an 09xx number, that might tempt me to sign up myself (under a John Doe name and photograph, of course).
Then leave it on a tape recorded loop of "fuck you, pay me."
Just remember that "analysis" is a portmanteau of "anal" and "lysis".
So think of them as exploding arseholes and you'll never be short of a giggle or two.
All the filtering in the world doesn't help when the grow op keeps popping the fuse of a local distrribution transformer.
If you're dragging that much juice out of the grid, you're either doing it on an industrial scale, or doing it wrong.
There's people out there running grow tents for their own personal, on less than 150 watts. Why have a 400w or 1000w High Pressure Sodium bulb + ballast combo (and associated heat) when a 100w or 200w cluster of CFL grow-lamps does the job? You can even switch between high-K veg lamps and low-K bud lamps, if you're not just using feminized autos. Even the ventilation fan you'll typically run through an £80-£90 variac at 80-100 volts or so (assuming a 230v supply) to keep the noise level down. All it needs to do is slowly cycle the air out of your tent and through the filter, and you use negative pressure to keep the stink where it belongs.
Google "autoflowering" versus "photoperiod" if you're wondering what I mean by "feminized autos". If you're on this site and don't know what a variac is... oh just google it. Also known as a variable transformer. Think Steampunk Dimmer Switch, only minus the awful hum that dimmers induce in a circuit.
Me? Well, I'm quite legally clean, otherwise I wouldn't dare make comments like these on a web site. I just happen to know a thing or two.
Re: "manufacturing a controlled drug".
"Probably why they're doing it. Legalize on a trial basis and watch people go mad. Ban it again as dangerous because it was unregulated."
Legalize on a trial basis, watch the plan backfire as people fail to go mad and violent crime drops due to people being far too content to sit on the sofa munching pizza and cookies than go out, get leathered on cheap lager and start a riot.
The awesome thing about weed is it's not like you're going to accidentally brew methanol if you get it wrong. If it does get legalized more widely though, the thing to do is challenge the convention that "getting high on weed" == "smoking weed". The "smoking" part is the only dangerous bit, and it's entirely unnecessary.
Re: "manufacturing a controlled drug".
High enough temperature? No. High temperatures ruin THC, breaking it down into CBN, CBD and other cannibinoids that may or may not have a medicinal use, but are pretty useless if you just want to get stoned. That's why you very gently heat your butter+bud concoction, rather than frying it.
So I've heard.
Re: Please stop with the "Growing plants" thing
"If I wanted to produce enough opium for personal consumption i'd need acres and acres of poppies, not four or five plants in a loft/shed/garage."
You would be surprised.
The people growing acres, are the ones in Afghanistan going for industrial production. A patch of poppies in your garden would make enough opium to get you very, very high for quite a while. Or dead. Opium's a bit more dangerous than marijuana's 1:40,000 high-to-dead ratio. Rather more addictive, too.
(Alcohol is something like 1:6 to 1:10 for high-to-alcohol-poisoning depending on your constitution)
Re: Please stop with the "Growing plants" thing
Opium is an opiate derived from a plant.
A plant that is perfectly legal to grow in the UK, no less.
No, not the red ones. The blue ones. Yes really. Perfectly legal. Maybe the plant doesn't have quite the same amount of industrial uses and wasn't a threat to the US paper industry way back when?
"You need to filter for rhinos? Damn. Can you get a spray or something if it turns out you've got rhinos?"
I set myself up for that one, didn't I?
Ahem, just in case you don't know, Rhino-brand carbon filters (along with RVK-brand inline ventilation fans and ONA-brand smell-gel air freshening) are, erm, quite highly recommended by people who might wish to remove certain powerful odours from the immediate atmosphere.
So I hear, anyway. One moment, there's a police van outside and it looks like they're about to knock on the door. Excuse me!
Re: My inner libertarian says
"How can you tax it if it's so easy to legally grow your own?"
You know that cider practically makes itself, right?
Re: My inner libertarian says
"I have no idea why people want stronger and stronger dope"
For the same reason people wanted stronger and stronger moonshine in the US around the turn of the 20th Century. Easier to conceal a truly mind-blowing amount.
Though honestly, I see no more problem with "stronger dope" than I do with say, whisk(e)y versus beer. You don't chug a single malt by the pint unless you're a highly trained Glaswegian.
Smoking a joint != growing your own plants.
Yes, buying it from who-knows-where is certainly different to taking all of that out of the loop with your own tent and a rhino filter.
Re: First rule of growing pot
I figured the first rule of Grow Club was the same as the second rule of Grow Club.
What about "Apple" ?
Would that be the Apple Corps trademark owned by the Beatles, or Apple Inc (previously Apple Computer), owned by the eponymous fruity device purveyor?
Didn't Microsoft end up paying a nice dollop of money to make the whole "Lindows" thing go away?
Now calling your product "Microsoft Windows" would probably be asking for it. However, an innovative new social networking mumbo-jumbo-buzzword something-or-other called "Windows on the World" or similar.. that might just work.
Re: It won't have much impact
Of course, these are software products, and you can sell software from anywhere.
The prospect of various governments in the "freedom loving" Western countries stuffing a load of kiwi servers behind rather ineffective national firewalls at the behest of Microsoft, Oracle and the rest of the usual suspects is... amusing.
Re: 10p per megabyte ?
I do dislike this kind of argument in favour of per-byte charging.
You'd have to pay maintenance regardless of whether the network is being used. Charge to maintain the infrastructure, not for an infinite resource.
There's a difference between profit and profiteering.
Re: Tethering looks different...
Most of this seems to be correct asides "When a phone is used as a router (wired or WiFi hotspot) the packets don't terminate at the handset."
Most mobile phones (at least around here) act as a NAT router (on top of your carrier's NAT, so yay for double-NATting, in the most sarcastic tone possible). As far as the network is concerned, the phone is the end of the line. It simply doesn't see however many devices you have on the other side of the NAT-wall.
Tethering will be blocked
Might be why I suddenly got a complete lack of connection through the computer, and a "your connection does not allow tethering" message on any attempt to use the phone browser just now. A hard reset and removal/replacement of SIM seemed to clear that though.
Dunno about saving money, but that procedure just saved an irate call to tech support along the lines of me only being on the One plan because it specifically allows tethering!
So SLS engines made with SLS? Paint me impressed.
Mind you, it's a cryogenically fuelled rocket engine. You could build it with some guy beating a hammer on some metal and I'd still be impressed.
Was gonna say, surely someone has figured out the Skylander rip-offs and started unlocking the game minus the expensive bit-flip?
Re: Hang on, what?
Tiles look more modern than the icons on other platforms, in my opinion, and seem better suited to touch operation.
I d'no, I already have Launcher 7 Donate edition for Android, and I found myself going back to Nova or the default launcher. "Modern" is in the eye of the beholder, and flat squares remind me more of the 1980s than the 2010s.
What would be nice is if Microsoft remembered that a desktop computer isn't a phone.
Hang on, what?
"and if you buy one outright for £340 you'll save several hundred knicker"
On what planet is £340 "cheap"? Planet Beckham?
This is mid-range at least. I'd expect it to be good.
I guess there's some magical bit-reservoir that they depleted, selling all those copies to people.
What gets me is that the ability to play from your device's local gallery is about the only useful thing that the Chromecast does. Or did.
I hereby dub the Chromecast the "Google Lemon".
Re: Would you buy...
Like pretty much everything these days, it seems. Yes, Sony, Microsoft, I'm looking at you.
Add Chromecast to the "do not buy" list along with Xbox and Playstation, I guess.
Re: Only one way to disable TPM
I have to wonder whether a sub-1mm drill bit and a dremel would remove the ability to run Windows (well, "activated" copies of Windows), or remove the ability to run anything?
WHo actually thought TPM was about security?
And not an attempt at making it awkward to run anything except Windows? Or at least to run anything without paying a Microsoft tax?
Re: 802.11b/g/n is being replaced
Also capable of being blocked by something not much thicker than tissue paper, unfortunately.
Re: End to vertical lock-in?
On the day when the typical Linux user pays for applications...
I know it's games rather than general applications, but the Humble Bundle guys repeatedly do a "pay what you want" thing. The people downloading Linux copies of the bundle seem to consistently pay more than the others.
Re: A rich guy with class . . .
Not to mention pesky laws noting self defsnse only comes into play when one's actual self is threatened with injury or death.
If someone is prepared to rip that watch from your wrist, or try to take that iThing out of your hand, how do you know they are not prepared to kick the shit out of you just for the lulz anyway?
And how do you know if they'll stop when you're down?
Any initiation of violence is a quite valid excuse to defend yourself, as dangerously as you can muster. You simply don't know how far the other person will go.
As for the objections to my post being from people pointing out that the watch was overpriced and tacky.. no. Read up. Read such things as "that's what you get" and "evolution in action". I'm no religionist, so I don't think there is such a thing as "sin" in a religious context. However, to say that people here are not envious that someone can afford half a million to blow on a blinged-up watch, is to have not read the entire comments section.
Have to say I'm a little envious myself, but I detest muggers with a vengeance that burns far brighter than any dislike I may or may not have for particular show-offs.
Seem to be a lot of envious people here.
Bad taste is not a crime fer fuxache (unless you say the wrong things in the UK of course), and it's still some nasty scrote of a thief trying to nick someone else's stuff. Personally I'm disappointed said thief didn't end up with a few broken extremities in the ensuing struggle. It might have taught him a lesson or two.
Or perhaps not, but it's harder to mug someone when you don't have the use of your fingers. Or legs.
Would any of you act differently, if that was your portable tech toy about to get robbed? I'd wager there's a few here who'd probably like to push the thief's teeth out through his arsehole if it happened to them.
Re: Welcome to the wonderful world of Linux
Sheesh, someone's touchy.
Ain't got nuthin' against BSD. It's a research OS that gave the world a working network stack, for instance. However, it certainly falls into the category of "propellorhead OS". Which, according to the logic of the OP, means that OS X and iOS must also be propellorhead OSes.
Now you see?
Re: Welcome to the wonderful world of Linux
And iOS and OS X have large amounts of BSD amd Mach in them, which obviously means it's a research operating system upon which fuck all actually works unless you're a propellorhead who know how to install drivers courtesy of a dust free environment and a magnetised needle.
Given that holding that reset button in for 30 seconds gets rid of the password as well, I'm wondering whether just hot gluing the damned hole shut would work?
If you ever need a factory reset, the router has screws on it, no? Or just pick the hot glue "plug" back out again.
Re: Thank you to all concerned
Oh I dunno. £50 a year for 5.5mbits seems pretty good value. Granted it's a lot of faff, but then that's half the fun isn't it?
I guess this'll do for "I want a website".
If you want to start dragging in Three.js, JQuery plus plugins and a whole bunch of other stuff, I guess handcrafting it will still be the way to go.
(By the way, Three.js is bloody awesome.)
...and no-one has done it since.
Those laws would have, and will do, nothing at all to stop another Dunblane.
Besides, I'm sure people said what you're saying, after the various restrictions on rifles after Michael Ryan decided to turn Hungerford into a war zone. August 1987. I'm old enough to remember it, are you?
They'll say it when the next fuckwit shoots someone up and we're all banned from owning peashooters.
Give me a length of pipe no longer than your arm, and an ammo belt of craftily modified syringes, and I'll blowdart an embolism into you from across the street or further, which is about as accurate as you'll get with a pistol anyway.
Guess we'd better watch out for those plumbers.
Handguns were made illegal because of their increasing use.
Handguns were restricted beyond all reasonable belief and made incredibly hard to use legally because of a psychopathic fuckwit who shot up a school.
A psychopathic fuckwit who was properly licensed and belonged to a gun club. The new laws would have done approximately fuck all to stop another Dunblane.
But hey, a few politicians managed to wave their wangs all over the telly and take advantage of emotionally damaged mothers and fathers to promote their own agenda, so that's alright then.
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