3509 posts • joined 22 Apr 2007
Re: Patent trolls
Everyone who has any dealings with anything even remotely related to Linux, such as Android, has probably had a nastygram from Microsoft by now. That psychopathic company whose entire business model revolves around finding ways to tax whole industries, has been running scared of a free OS made by a student since its invention in the 1990s. Admittedly, their usual trick is to use a patsy company like SCO to do their dirty work, or spread a whole bunch of disingenious FUD.
Or, pay people to make trollish comments.
Re: As UK courts will not enforce copyright in grossly immoral works...
porn, which by definition is grossly immoral.
I would like to see that assertion defended. It might be interesting to see the logical contortions necessary to reason that recording the act of generation (amongst other acts) is "by definition" immoral, especially grossly so.
Re: Built in China per chance?
I'm thinking more "ammonia-based cleaning solution", but.. yeah, stray lolcats is a funnier idea.
I can has potty training?
Re: New World Order prediction...
What, you mean you never saw those Milk Tray adverts years ago?
Hey, I think I just found the name for Android's "M" incarnation.
"had its funding removed in 2008...."
You mean "was completed in 2008, but now we'll let you know what we've had flying for years, in case Snowden leaks it anyway, besides, we already have a better model"?
Re: "helplessly watching a child die"
As an experiment, go home tonight, eat some raw chicken and prawns...
Anybody with an education, possibly obtained with help from the Internet, would not do something so fucking stupid.
Because all the cheapy stuff that got threw out to see what sticks over the last 33 years or so has really damaged Microsoft.
Except Amstrad probably did more to put a PC in every home than Microsoft ever could. Whups.
Re: There is good news however
Or a medal. Depends on which three letter agency you're hacking for, no?
Personally, I had no idea that turning a couple of old heatsinks and a peltier element into a bottle cooler could land me in prison. I hope the Judge and Jury look kindly on me. I was just being curious!
Re: Fondleslab Disc?
You want something portable, deal with less disk space :)
Or just plug the 500GB USB-powered spinning-rust HDD I have, into the USB port on the convertible Droidslab that I also have. Which doesn't have its sensor and screen glass glued together and is just a little bit massively more repairable than the Macbook Air, and rather thin. And also years old.
Oddly enough, it was the Applistas who were saying how using a smaller screen was a stupid idea when Samsung brought out the original Tab. Apparently now, whacking in a bigger screen is a stupid idea. Seems that you can't win unless you have a fucking gigantic glowing fruit on the back of the device.
Just so you know in future:
When you've done creating the Youtube account, and it starts with the "yay, now give us your real name so we can make a Plus profile for you", just close the browser window. You now have a Youtube account, minus the extra added unwanted shit.
No, I don't know why they do it like that either. Force me to make a Plus account though, and my "real name" will be Fuckmeister McFuck, and every post will be a Fuckwall, and every picture will be the most awful porn I can find.
Re: All this fuss
Its not as if it is particularly hard for anyone to switch to another search engine or maps provider.
This, and a thousand times this.
You can firewall the entire Google IP range out of your network and continue to use the rest of the Internet largely unimpeded. What happens to all that expensive Windows software if you uninstall Windows? Are there any Windows-compatible alternatives? Can you download Windows for free?
Yeah, didn't think so.
Wasn't the entire Windows API designed specifically to lock any competition out? To make the cost of switching to any alternatives so prohibitively expensive that people would put up with any old shit, so long as their software keeps working?
Re: Wow the scope for finger pointing when it doesn't work..
Quite a lot actually. Microsoft made loads of contributions to Linux for instance.
The most significant contribution I've heard of Microsoft dishing out to the Linux kernel has been something about Hyper V.
This wasn't through choice. This was through Microsoft breaking the terms of the GPL, being found out, and being told that they either cease to distribute their code forthwith, or release it as GPL, as per the terms of the code they half-inched. They then painted this as an exercise in generosity, rather than the truth of being caught with their pants down.
All while continuing to threaten anybody daring to use the toy Unix without paying them a tax over dodgy patents that they still won't disclose, and which still haven't been properly examined (because they haven't been disclosed). This is without getting into the ethics of even allowing software patents in the first place.
I'll ask again: What does Microsoft have to do with Open Source?
Re: Does Android Need More Fragmentation?
Swap out old CPU block, insert new CPU block, OS gets updated with the CPU? Hell, it might even promote a better chance of getting upgrades for the existing hardware, what with manufacturers not having the incentive to persuade you to buy a whole new device any more.
Really, after trying to use an older model iPad with a newer revision of iOS, I don't know whether having a bleeding-edge OS revision on older hardware, at least with locked down toys like smartphones and tablets, is a really good idea.
Tap.. tap.. fucking REACT YOU SLOW PIECE OF SHIT.. tap.. tap.. ah, there we are.
Seriously, don't ever listen to some iFan saying anything about Android glitches. An old phrase about stones and glass houses comes to mind.
Not just phones. Leave the 3G/4G or other radio chipsets out, and you've got a (hopefully cut price) Android powered iPod.
Maybe there could be options for D pads and button modules? Screen in the middle, D pad on left, buttons on right, instant handheld games console. Swap the D pad and buttons around if you're southpaw (or just like it that way).
Bloody big camera lense on back, screen on front, sack everything else off asides an SD card module, and you have yourself a "smart" camera.
This could really be an awesome development.
Re: Wow the scope for finger pointing when it doesn't work..
What on Earth does Microsoft have to do with open source? And what does that dongle linked to, from 2004, have to do with Phonebloks? Bit of a Chewbacca argument really.
And why are you trying to get wifi in a tunnel under the ground?
I think the idea is it's priced up to however many modules you want.
I thought this was a damned smart idea when I saw the kickstarter, and I still do. As far as locking mechanisms go, this was solved a long while ago with the ZIF socket, no?
World's biggest smartphone maker?
Or maker of the world's biggest smartphones?
Re: Edge Snapping == Fail
Dunno why so many downvotes. Edge snapping has only ever annoyed me, and that's since way before the Xbox.
Side by side comparisons? What's wrong with putting the two windows.. err... side by side?
(Or top and bottom, or one corner and t'other, or pretty much wherever you like, and not have to be careful not to move the windows a modicum in the wrong direction and OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE...)
Since when did that prevent the switchover to block-o-vision TV?
Really, DAB can sound better than FM, however it frequently doesn't. As far as one of the advertised benefits of coping with interference goes... utter bollocks.
Still, at least the digital switchover will leave plenty of room on the FM dial for the stations that play decent music. See icon.
Re: You can already hear the defence
perhaps peter sutcliffe could appeal on the same grounds? <sarc>
Comparing someone who broke into a few boxes, with the Yorkshire fucking Ripper?
Aye, no wonder you posted anonymously.
Let the hunter use nowt but an air rifle and he'll be entitled to brag.
Only if limited to the UK's license free requirement of 12 ft/lb or less. Air rifles can be more powerful than firearms.
Re: @Greg J Preece
You are fired. Why? For wasting company time playing with your toy.
That'll be my Mother in the hospital, and a sueball heading your way. Here, catch.
a pleasure to see on your desk or lap.
Speak for yourself. I'm not a fan of massive logos, especially ones that glow in the fucking dark.
I'll say the same thing to Apple that I'll say to Nike, Adidas and all the rest: You want me to be a billboard for your products? Pay me.
Re: @Mr C Hill - Batteries!
Glue uses the same principles.
So do a few strips of rubber sponge.
But I take it, from your still-in-use Amstrad, that you go shopping rather rarely.
Har. Actually I have a more modern example in the shape of an Asus TF201 with cracked sensor glass. Only reason I haven't replaced it yet is that it still works. As and when I do replace it (IF I replace it instead of turning the device into a low power, silent test server thanks to the complete LAMP-like stack you can get for Android), I've done some research. The screen is not glued to the sensor. 50 quid including parts, labour, collection and delivery, which while not exactly pennies, is a damned sight cheaper than the cost of a new device.
FFS. I realise apple didn't 'go with the flow' PC wise, but there are FA other consumer products which are upgradable
- why the f&ck do you expect a laptop to be????
Uhm, because every other laptop is?
You've got it wrong: they are consumables and consumables are replaced, not repaired.
In what insane world are laptops, tablets and phones "consumable"? Do you eat a laptop? Does it slowly disappear with use? My fully functional (not that this means much) Amstrad PPC640 in the corner certainly hasn't been consumed, though the space for 10 C cells hasn't been filled for quite some time.
Batteries are consumable. Limited life. They are consumed as you use them. This is why they usually only come with a six month warranty. Welding the battery into the laptop does not make the laptop a consumable, regardless of how much the bods at Apple would like it to be so.
At the prices they charge for their computers, they really have no excuse not to make something that can last 5, 10 years or more, AND have the battery, hard drive and other components upgraded or replaced.
Re: re: ac 20:25
particularly those published by Popcap/EA and has the nonsensical 5-activations limit?
I agree that this is complete crap, along with any other kind of online DRM bullshit. It has nothing to do with piracy, and everything to do with dictating what you can do with what you have bought.
However, companies are only pulling this shit, because people keep buying it. Just remember that computer games are toys, and there are some awesome toys out there that you can buy for less than the cost of a "AAA" title from EA, Valve, Ubisoft and whoever else likes to infect their toys with malware.
Not even a few grammes to the weight. What's wrong with just having soft-case cells with plugs on the end that go straight into the motherboard? Milligrams extra at most, including some neoprene (or similar) sponge attached to the chassis to provide enough pressure and friction to stop 'em moving around.
It's not a PC, this is for real humans, not hack-a-whacks.
Don't go making excuses for shitty, corner-cutting, penny-pinching design. This is a "premium" product with an associated price tag. I'm sure they could afford some screws.
And that's why you use things like TrackMeNot. If you can't go under the radar, you might as well obliterate it with chaff.
Only problem with TMN is it seems to only hit search engines with random sentences. It needs to start spreading out and spidering the web, really. And presenting itself as multiple user agents. And ignoring robots.txt, however rude that might seem.
Re: I can help a brother: "our preferred word processor, Lotus/IBM Symphony"
ASCII? Really now?
If you can see the above, you're not reading ASCII. Extended ASCII at best, and even then only if you have the right code-page loaded.
And if you really think either vi or emacs are at all suitable as word processors (as opposed to script editors, a task at which I'm sure they excel, so long as you don't mind learning obsolete or esoteric keyboard shortcuts that no modern editor uses), I may want to give you a percussive introduction to a clue-by-four.
Re: Two problems actually
Mobiwol, for when you really need to tell an app to Fuck Off. Find the entry for Overdrive, hit the mobile data icon to firewall it out, and problem solved.
No root required either, which is nice.
Paperclip, rubber band.
Those things are bloody lethal. Don't whatever you do hit the suspended ceiling tiles, unless you want the evidence of your tomfoolery stuck in polystyrene foam, ten feet up.
In less office-like environments, a little pallet wrap can go a long way. Clear across the warehouse in fact, when bunched up into a ball. As for the end-caps from cardboard tubes, those make rather lovely impromptu frisbees.
And oh, the fun you can have with a pump truck, PPT or LLOP, and a wet floor. Dangerous, but fun.
Re: All new Nokia tablet....=]
It's easy to license it for non restricted use in a corporate environment. If you care to bother doing so.
And after eventually finding the link, it's £79.99 a year. Every year, for a gimped version of Office. They even have the cheek to label the button "buy now". Buy? As in purchase? Looks like rental to me.
So nearly £600, then, and then another 80 quid a year for the enforced upgrade treadmill that will probably have you buying another 600 quid ARM tablet-top in a couple of years to keep up.
Fuck me, what a bargain.
Sounds impressive. However for those of us who've had a TF201 for years, it's not all that impressive.
Re: All new Nokia tablet....=]
"Office" in big fat quotes with functional and license restrictions on using it to do any actual work with.
Not that this ever stopped anybody using "student and teacher edition" before, I guess. Sorry, now it's "home and student", and the license is even more restrictive. Awesome. And only 500 quid you say?
Re: This needs a name.
Total Information For Knowledge About Mission?
Pi powered planes, and you're using technology created by a man called Tony Stirk.
What's not to love?
Re: This is exacltly why porn filters are bad
that it is all fairies & ponies.
Actually, if you type "clopfic" into Google, you might find that's part of the problem.
(And don't do it if you're at work, or if you're viewing it with, like.. eyes.)
Re: Good advice
Or even better, you just don't give an under-11-year-old a smartphone. This is Primary School age children here. Unless it's been blocked from outgoing calls to all but whitelisted numbers, blocked from all Internet access asides whitelisted sites, and blocked from installing anything whatsoever, why would you give a smartphone to a pre-teen? And in that state, isn't it just a really expensive version of a DS?
Yes, yes I know, but all the other kids have got one, etc, etc. All the other kids also apparently have an Xbox, PS3 *and* their own 50 inch telly in their bedrooms. Oh and all the other kids' parents let them stay up past Midnight, and all the other kids probably have nipple piercings and tattoos, whatever. Some things change, but some things most definitely stay the same.
Re: You're having a larf
Knowing various people who have different digestive disorders, I can tell you that there is a whole pile of money waiting for the person who can improve on that particular mousetrap.
If it's a choice of beige slop going in one end, or a suspension of half-digested food and thin brown liquid coming violently out of the other, I know what I would choose.
Re: where's PT when you need him ..
What I'd like to know is the difference between this and any of the ten million meal replacement shakes on the market?
Quite a lot of those aren't gluten-free. Or use lactose-free whey for the protein source. Apparently Soylent's inventor wants to make a vegan (so therefore entirely milk-protein-free) version too, which would be one more advantage over a large percentage of the huge amount of milk-plus-minerals food supplements or replacements out there.
So where can I go to "read" a clear, concise, legal explanation of what this means, smartarse?
Fosspatents, of course.
At £50, it's probably going to be some kind of console game.
£30 in three months, £19.99 three months later, and you'll probably pick it up for £5 to £10 in the bargain bins three months after that.
Not using beer icon, because neither are.
Re: Brilliant! Turn all other mobile OSs into WinPho
As opposed to Windows games that are never found on torrents, of course.
And you really think putting games in the 'cloud' is going to change that?
No, but I am hoping that ISP balls-ups, home router problems and cloud outages add a few nails into the coffin of the current videogames industry.
Anything that will accelerate the death of the malware-infected, second-hand-is-bad-mmkay, catch-em-while-they're-young, region-locked, you-don't-actually-own-a-thing "AAA" games industry as we currently know it is fine by me. Just hurry up and die already, and someone make sure to grab a fucking big wooden stake and a mallet to be sure.
I see... a clown?
Either I'm a natural comedian, or have suppressed memories of being raped by a guy with a squeaky nose as a kid. Not sure which.
Re: Three Note 3 Fails
Honestly, while it's neat to have an FM radio on my phone, I can't think of the last time I actually used it. Partly because like all phone radios, it requires a headphone lead to be inserted to act as an antenna, and partly because I have unlimited-means-unlimited data, and a 16GB micro SD card for storing media on.
If you're that desperate, you can get a scanning FM radio of similar quality to a phone's FM radio chip from a 99p store, Poundland or equivalent bargain-bin shop. True, it's an extra device. But, you can get 'em keyfob-size these days.
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