...what about keygens and no-CD patches?
Oh I'm sure you'll get the occasional retard replying to me with "well them evil pirates deserve it". Yeah, I'm sure everyone else hit by the botnet made up of Dem Evul Pie Rats deserve it too.
I have a fully functioning paid copy of BI Studios' Carrier Command that mentioned nothing of bullshit online DRM malware on the box, but most certainly demands a guilty-until-proven-innocent online check once installed. So, I found the crack and patched it. Fuck you, BI. You used to be good.
That crack will probably be detected as a virus of type "keygen" by umpteen different virus scanners, whether it's actually malware or not. What about F-Secure?