3361 posts • joined 22 Apr 2007
Out of the people I know who've tried it, roughly 50% can't stand the thing, and the other 50% are "meh".
Most of these people are not computer scientists, but strangely have little difficulty in the "insert disk and keep clicking next" method of installing software that's been around since Windows 95 (at least in Windows land).
If "insert disk and keep clicking next" is taxing your intelligence, I have to wonder if you're inserting the disk into the disk drive, or into your mouth to examine the flavour?
Re: I am paying for OpenSSL, via my Red Hat subscription
And when you buy Android, all you buy is the right that your data will be stolen by Google and not someone else.
Which I suppose is better than paying through the nose to have your data "stolen" by Microsoft? You should be reading the news; their Scroogled campaign has now dropped from zero credibility down into negative integers.
Everybody does it. If anything I'd call Google the more honest out of the bunch because at least they are up-front about the whole "WE ARE GOING TO ADVERTISE TO YOU" thing. Still haven't found any scandals involving Google engineers manually poring over Gmail contents to find an alleged leak, and the Google Maps wardriving incident was.. really not an incident.
Re: Its mostly C ....
Probably compiler directives, looking at that one function. Ouch.
Re: OEM licenses
Fortunately, "OEM" licenses are a load of bollocks. Especially Microsoft's insistence that if the motherboard dies, replacing it counts as replacing the computer, thus demanding a new purchase of Windows. One local computer shop has already been stung by a £4,000 demand after the guy reactivated Windows on a mystery shopper's PC after replacing a "broken" motherboard, and didn't charge for it.
He didn't pay.
He's still not been taken to court over it.
Fuck you, Microsoft. Fuck you.
Re: No win.
If you try to strip the tax free status of one church you'll have to strip them all because the Catholic Church is FAR more politically active than the Church of Latter Day Saints.
Bloody good idea actually. I don't know how this would threaten your ability to believe in whatever fairies you like, though.
Re: Because "minority" people are entitled to entitlements!
I think you'd make a better case if you didn't use loaded terms like "human rights soviet", and at least acknowledge that a lot of the more sympathetic coverage to this is coming from LGBT news sources. Yes, really.
You might also want to mention that at least one of the judges described the ruling as "sobering", or that the backlash this is likely going to cause is probably going to bring about a change in New Mexico's state law.
Though I do have to wonder what the reaction would have been if Ms Hugeunin had refused to photograph a wedding between two black people?
Re: If they wanted to boycott Firefox, where would they go?
Ahem. Firefox doesn't have the "really awful" Thunderbird either.
The whole point of Firefox and Thunderbird, back when Firefox was called Firebird, before Pontiac went full retard on them, was to separate the various Mozilla components into more managable chunks.
"Christianity" is really a whole bunch of religions that all share a common root. You only need to go to certain bits of Ireland to see just how similar two particular sects of Christianity think they are to each other.
Go to the Westboro Baptist Church, and they'll soon tell you what they think of the evil tools of Satan.
On the other hand, the local C of E vicar around here is quite the effeminate chap, and so's his boyfriend.
Doesn't stop me from calling religion in general a bunch of hocus pocus, but I'm a lot less likely to want to stove the local vicar's face in than any of the WBC lot. Hey, the vicarage is all wifi'd up because of me. Bloody thick walls in that place. Utter nightmare without a repeater plugged into the network.
Re: No win.
And if somebody next would like to marry his or her cat, dog or horse? Why not?
Come on, really? Do you know how recently it was that certain US states actually banned bestiality?
A clue: Not all of them have.
Seriously, stop channeling Santorum. It makes you look silly, as amusing as it is to watch.
Re: Freedom of speech goes both ways here
But let's remove the finger, all this fuss about marriage is really about *money*.
And the various other benefits afforded to people who are willing to inform the state that they are officially fucking each other.
I see no reason to deny this to any particular pair, or perhaps even group, of consenting adults. That or get rid of all the benefits for everyone, straight or gay. If the religionists want to claim that marriage is their exclusive property, then marriage must be removed from the state as an institution and contained solely within the church (temple, mosque, coven, whatever).
Anything else is theocracy.
Re: Freedom of speech goes both ways here
In the rest of the world
Just like some Americans need to learn that the world does not begin and end between Point Udall and West Quoddy Head, I think some others need to learn that "rest of the world" is not solely contained within a small archipelago of islands off the North of France with dismally shit weather.
Unfortunately there is more than one country where the official view is somewhere between Medieval and Victorian as far as attitudes towards sex and intimate relationships go.
Re: How to update your router
I'd recommend finding the IP of your router, most commonly 192.168.1.1 or 192.168.1.100 or 192.168.1.101 or 192.168.2.200 or 192.168.1.201
Or open a command line (hit the Windows start button and type 'cmd' then the return key). Then type 'ipconfig' and hit return. Amongst all the blergh, you'll have your active network interface. This will have a "default gateway" address. That'll be your router. Tap that address into your web browser.
Wireless LAN adapter Wireless Network Connection 2:
Connection-specific DNS Suffix . :
Link-local IPv6 Address . . . . . : fe80::1414:2f7d:2def:4e1d%18
IPv4 Address. . . . . . . . . . . : 192.168.43.92
Subnet Mask . . . . . . . . . . . : 255.255.255.0
Default Gateway . . . . . . . . . : 192.168.43.1
Something like that!
Re: Titles are for toffs.
me being a non-techie person, not in the IT industry.
Came here for the BOFH, stayed for the LOHAN?
Re: Your observation is flawed
You can create certificates equal to, or better than, certificates issued by any global root CA. At nearly zero cost.
Butbutbut, you don't get the green address bar or the little padlock, and the browser will shout at you! That makes it insecure!
So you are admitting to performing a security probe without authorisation from the server owner? Congratulations on becoming a criminal.
Under what law? The special Internet law that doesn't exist?
Unless of course you know in which jurisdiction the OP resides, and can quote the relevant passages from the relevant acts verbatim.
Re: Simple solution
it was open source that caused this problem in the first place.[Citation Needed]
You sure it wasn't someone making buggy code that caused this problem in the first place?
And the open source development model that made the bug more likely to be discovered and fixed?
...and the closed off, black box nature of shitty SoHo routers that prevents a lot of people from easily applying the fix?
Yes, yes and yes.
It's lovely. Not perfect, but lovely all the same.
Re: Am I the only one...
And yet Ubuntu's OK because you can install something other than Unity
I guess you haven't seen the various comment-storms on that one then.
I guess you've also not heard of Kubuntu or Xubuntu, neither of which come with Unity and both of which are official Canonical products.
Or you could just put a red hat or a shiny fedora on and be done with it.
Microsoft might think the Store is the future.
However, I bet there's quite a few developers, developers, developers, developers, developers, developers, developers who might not like the idea of Microsoft doing a Microsoft on the means of buying (and selling) software.
Ballmer was right about one thing, even if wrong about everything else.
Re: I'm not entirely opposed...
Unsure. If I remember right, the idea of this thing is to use the URL, some other information and a salt to construct a hash, so you get a unique password for every site, without having to even make up a password.
The person I'm on about is a commentard here, so if they see this message, I'm sure they'll elaborate.
Re: I'm not entirely opposed...
Well, I already know someone who's putting together a devastatingly simple and deliciously geeky thing. It involves an Arduino, a keypad, a chopped up USB cable, and enough code to say "oh hello computer, I am a keyboard."
Tap a PIN on the keypad. The Arduino fires a password over the USB cable. Magic password storing box. Tada.
SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY.
Re: anybody remember the $999 Ruby app on the iPhone?
Shush, you. Only Android has crapware. Oh, and viruses that can magically break out of the app sandbox on non-rooted devices. Somehow. I think. Maybe. Or not.
Apple is perfect. The iPhone is heavenly. Praise St Jobs. Amen.
Sent from my iPhone.
Re: Nerdy tweaks etc... Mostly have a place
My favorite App you might look down on is "Fix Broken Power Button" which allows you to turn off your phone with a button on the screen if your power button is broken, which has happened to me.
Perhaps a silly question but, how do you then turn the phone back on?
Re: Is this the same Android AV scanner...
I root all mine/family phones as soon as the battery is charged
So what you're saying is that you break all of your, and your family's phones to the point where they need an AV, so that you can install an AV.
Re: Since you played the "repulsive" card
The correct terminology is "sodomy" not "marriage"
And the correct position is missionary, and solely for the purpose of procreation, amirite?
My word, it's like Rick Santorum has just joined the forums. Hi, Rick.
"Family" does not necessarily mean "children", just so you know.
Also there's enough straight but sterile couples out there who've taken kids in from care homes. I guess they aren't a family, then.
and they have been scared off by the stupid clown/teletubbie appearance of Win 8.
So... Windows 7, then?
Anecdotally, many of those users may not have exactly paid for their operating system or reside in nations where the word about XP's demise has spread widely.
I always like the whole "pirated Windows" thing. Really, if you bought a PC, you bought the license to run Windows with it. Just because the manufacturer is a shit who doesn't give Windows disks and pretends that a hidden partition is a "backup", therefore demanding a hasty trip to the 'bay when the HDD goes tits up, doesn't mean you aren't legally running that hastily-acquired copy of Windows.
Granted, if you're running Windows Datacentre Edition on your PC with a Vista Home Basic license, that's probably not kosher.
I think an easy one would be to append "...for SINGAPORE!?"
Yeah. When the Singapore govt says something is too intrusive, the govts in the West who are lapping the bullshit up like coprophagic dogs really should sit up and fucking well listen.
To add a little bit of hyperbole, that's like a certain charismatic German leader from the 1930s to 1940s saying that what you're doing to them jews is a bit harsh.
These are beta drivers.
You don't like crashes, glitches, BSODs, fire, explosion, war, famine, pestilence or death?
Then don't install them.
You want the bleeding edge and don't care how buggy it is?
Well, then go right ahead, but be aware that here be dragons. They're hungry, you're crunchy, and taste good with ketchup.
Simples. I've not had a graphics driver related crash in recent years, neither with my old AMD 5750, or the newer Nvidia GTX650. However, I don't install beta graphics drivers.
You mean it's actually been released now?
Yeah, there's your problem right there. Try marketing the thing.
The only "special" thing about DynDNS is the "dyn" part, and that's hardly special. One cheapo VPS and a few scripts, and you're done for at least a few thousand users.
Client sends an HTTP request to the server with login details. The server responds with "fuck off" or "okay, here's your domain name and public IP details." Rocket surgery this is not.
A small amount a year I'd contemplate, but there may be a reason that nobody was buying at $25. It's about $23 more than I'd want to pay for what it is.
Re: It isn't too late.
It has some weird crypto that only works on Linux!
Oh, and booting almost instantly from cold.
Ahem, pretty much any OS does that when you're booting it up from a RAM drive. Or SSD, as the case may be.
Try Windows 8 on the identical hardware to a few other OSes, and you'll find it's not all that speedy on the "start from zero" metric. Faster than Windows XP, perhaps.
If they EOL Windows 7 without having a proper desktop UI to replace it, it's curtains for Microsoft.
Microsoft could release the biggest dog's breakfast on the planet. You will buy it, because that's what all the software runs on.
Some might say that's what Microsoft have already done, a number of times.
Re: Calling planet Linux
Planet Chrome OS
That's not really a proper Linux though, any more than firing up a 3270 emulator makes your PC a System Z mainframe.
Well I'm sure you'll be able to get a TIFKAM8 third party update for it, so what are you complaining about?
Learn to love this new and exciting futuristic paradigm, or somesuch bullshit.
Third time's a charm?
Perhaps, maybe, possibly.
Re: Mass market?
OK - so how does the software cope with differing resolutions?
By not using pixels as a measurement unit. Same as any other system with varying resolutions. Ideally, you want -1 to be one edge of the screen, +1 to be the other edge, and the origin (that's 0,0) in the centre. Or you can stick the origin in one corner and have (1,1) be the other corner. Use whatever relevant system call to detect the screen (or canvas, window, whatever) resolution when you start the application up, and create your OpenGL viewport based around that. Aspect ratio is detectable by just doing width/height. Adjust your UI accordingly.
If you're on a platform that allows window resizing, then attach a function to whatever on_resize event the system has, and have it reconfigure the viewport accordingly.
At no point do you ever want to be measuring distances in your 3D scene with pixels.
Same as everything else, again. There are plenty of test screens that will give you a reference while you twiddle with brightness, contrast, gamma, RGB/colour temp.
different CPU/GPU specs?
Same as every other platform. I already have apps on my phone and tablet that have a "Tegra" edition for extra shininess on Nvidia's chips.
differing accelerometer sensitivity?
One-time calibration. "Put your phone face-up on a flat surface. Now put it face down."
memory limits? differing OS builds with jitter effects from different interrupt handlers?
Oh now you're just trying to think of problems, aren't you? These were all solved some 30 years ago. Just use the 30 year old solutions, like various Android devs seem to have been doing already.
Really, I don't get why people are complaining so hard about the Android "ecosystem" being fragmented, when plenty of people have been developing for quite long enough in the far more fragmented Windows environment.
Don't forget that this is basically just a set of fancy goggles that you strap a phone to. So long as your app presents two images side by side, and has the virtual cameras spaced appropriately, it looks pretty much like it will work.
Re: Point of order
Yes, so was I, back when the first wave of dorky vertigo-inducing headsets came about.
There is a reason nobody went around wearing anything like that.
Doesn't mean I wouldn't want to give this a try. I think it could be quite entertaining, and definitely worth 60 quid to have a virtual gazillion-inch 3D cinema display and gaming device adapter for your phone. I just know I'm going to look hella more of a prat with this outdoors than with, say, Glass.
Probably about as well as your phone does.
Re: Mass market?
I can see the variety of devices being a huge issue with getting it adopted.
Not really. So long as they support devices from 4 inches to 6 inches (and maybe an adapter for 7 inchers), that'll probably cover the vast majority of all Android devices out there. Amazing what some sponge, a strap and a bit of Velcro can do.
I'm not sure whether looking like a dork from the early 90s would be any better.
Inturresting device though. It needs some kind of Splashtop-like software to stream video from your PC and feed gyro/accelerometer data back to it. Oculus but without the price tag or the Facebookiness? Nice.
Oh come on.
STFU already. Fucking slide to unlock, again?
People wonder why I detest Apple. I couldn't give a damn whether they imbue each iToy with concentrated joy and unicorn farts. They are Little Microsoft in cool clothing.
The Norks are insane.
...but they ain't stupid.
Pretty sure Kim Jong Tinky Winky Jr knows that if he were to actually drop the bomb on someone, North Korea would get skullfucked in short order. The Chinese might have an excuse to get a bit miffed about people trying to do that right now, and are possibly quite happy to have NK there between them and SK. If Japan or the Southern state is a smouldering crater however, I can't imagine they'd have any excuse left.
Re: $1500 a day?
That's not enough to pay costs for 2 employees
Where do you work? Buckingham Palace? I'd be pretty happy with a quarter of a million a year, even in USD.
Whether they were actually taking in $1500/day though, is another matter.
Try to maintain your lavish lifestyle (and duck pond (and porn subscription)) using your expenses account, all while trying to avoid public scrutiny and nosy reporters in this virtual Houses of Parliament game.
Game style: Mixed. Some point and click adventure, some driving, some reaction games, some puzzles.
Use Ace Detective-style sequences in the Commons in order to sway the house into voting for measures that allow you to maintain the income that you so obviously deserve, all while keeping the details of your expenses from those pesky activists.
GTA-style sequences where you attempt to get from point A to point B whilst being pursued by paparazzi. You have a prostitute with her lips in your lap, and the idea is to get to point B whilst keeping your Public Outrage star-count low. If the photographers make it back with compromising pictures, your public outrage meter goes up. If you avoid the photographer or flatten them before they make it back, you get away with it.
You may start as a Lord, MP or Bishop. Each character class has some kind of failing that must be kept from the public at all costs. Either £800/roll wallpaper and a penchant for solid gold bog seats, a dope habit, or perhaps a relationship with one of the other class's preteen daughter depending on which class you choose.
MInigames include a steady-hand game where you have to try to evenly divide an 8-ball of coke into separate lines. Points rewarded for even distribution and number of lines tapped out. There's also a reaction game where you control a dominatrix spanking your character in time to music, DDR or Rock Band style.
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