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20 posts • joined 22 Apr 2007

Russians draw liquid blood from frozen woolly mammoth

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On the California Channel Islands...

they dig up Pygmy Mammoths - best oxymoron ever.

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North Korea releases first computer game

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Nork Nork Who's there?

Never mind.

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IBM unveils high-capacity, high-speed storage chippery

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Olivetti 101

Remember?

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Storm brews over Chinese synchronised goldfish

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I'ts really very simple...

They went to school.

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Swedes decline to FCKU2MF

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Even later

Gimme the make & color of the vehicles sporting the following California plates.

BAA BAA

ML8 ML8 (and the model as well)

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'Beauty with antimatter bottom' created out of pure energy

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Telegraph Headline

Large Hardon Collider cracks off a Beauty.

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'Curiosity' nuclear Mars tank passes key tech test

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Where is the

Google Streetview Logo?

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Naomi Campbell bitchslaps NY limo driver

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Length of punch...

measured in Campbells?

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Eurostar goes tits up again

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Welcome

Hire Smilla

Qaaviqaaq Jaspersen as a consultant?

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Man hooks home into Twitter

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Home Tweet Home

Is where the twibe lives.

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Tasmanian devil whirling onto endangered list

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Tenth

Percentage decline is one tenth - 90% remaining.

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Russian hairdresser turns stickup merchant into sex slave

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Somebody's got to say this

Robber walked into a store & yelled "FREEZE Motherstickers this is a Fuckup!"

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Snipers - Cowardly assassins, or surgical soldiers?

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If reported eponomously

The distance would be 12.

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Chinese lorry-crash bee swarm kills six

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IT Angle - Sarah

Sarah - got stinging remark?

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Ice in fuel caused Heathrow 777 crash

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Paris Hilton

Damn Statistics

It bothers me when all the reports say "one chance in a million".

We have ca. 2 million flights a year globally, & this is the first occurrence of this particular problem in ca. forty years. One in a billion?

Paris, because my chance of carnal knowledge with her is higher than a dual flame-out.

Dual flame-out with Paris )(&*LKH^%#$ljkh*&%pwieufbh_)_&)*(#$

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San Franciscans prep monument to US prez

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Paris Hilton

See, I told you that beer

is inspirational - the foundation of democracy.

Paris angle? She'd be the first to accept a beer.

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British Columbia stray foot tally hits six

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With this newest foot,

it's moved from an unfathomable mystery to a fathomable one.

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Petrol latte for Kiwis in dairy biofuel push

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Whey to go!

nt.

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NZ couple fight to name kid '4Real'

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And in the USA we have...

The famous racing driver Dick Trickle

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Dutch escort agency to service geek virgins

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