* Posts by Vincent Ballard

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Britain beats back Argies over Falklands online land grab

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Re: I'm actually curious

Spain hasn't given up claiming Gibraltar, even though it's now been British for about 100 years longer than it was Spanish. But at a grassroots level (as a resident of Spain), rather than complaints about non-fulfilment of the Treaty of Utrecht what I hear are complaints about cigarette smuggling.

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Post-pub nosh neckfiller: Nasi goreng pattaya

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Re: Incredibly stupid question!

Since it says that traditionally you use left-over rice from yesterday, the answer must be "Yes". (And I personally would not do anything with left-over rice from yesterday other than chuck it in the bin: with its massive surface area, left-over rice is once of the main sources of food poisoning).

I have to wonder whether it's coincidence that this recipe should appear on El Reg in the same week that a menu offering Nazi Goring appeared on a major linguistics blog.

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Drupal flicks fix to nix OpenID admin account hijack hole

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WTF?

Mitigated?

Verisign, LiveJournal, or StackExchange? It's not hard to sign up for an account with at least two of those three, so that's hardly a mitigation.

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Microsoft picks up shotgun, walks 'Modern apps' behind the shed

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Now all we need is the option to go back to the previous desktop UI. The new one, which is apparently based on some iOS chat app, wastes far too much space. (Not to mention that putting my messages on the right and other people's on the left is just plain confusing).

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Belgium trolls France with bonkers new commemorative coin

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Re: Rewriting history yet again

It's even richer when you consider that France is minting a commemorative 2€ coin this year to celebrate the end of a different war. (Ok, it's officially "70 years of peace in Europe", but same difference).

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Config file wipe blunder caused deadly Airbus A400M crash – claim

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Re: @Ledswinger - The investigation should center on...

What do French authorities have to do with it?

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A pause in global warming? Pah, FOOLS. There was NO PAUSE

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Re: I missed that chocolate story

Tapeworm eggs can help weight loss even without a calorie-controlled diet.

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Re: Scammed Again

Interesting stuff.

There's one statistic which you didn't mention, and which is important context for the reasoning you present. A priori, improved healthcare could mean that the number of births per woman drop but the number of surviving children per woman rise. The dataset you link also includes infant mortality rates, and e.g. for India they show the number of children per woman who survive 5 years fell from ~4.5 to ~2.4.

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Spaniards get that cinking feeling

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Re: Most Spaniards?

It's not an either/or between seseo and ceceo. Roughly speaking, Spanish has names for every "non-standard" variant, but not for the "standard". The "standard" is to pronounce z and (c before i or e) as "th", and s as "s". Seseo is to pronounce z and (c before i or e) as "s"; it is common in the south of Spain (including the Canaries) and the whole of Spanish-speaking America. Ceceo is to pronounce s as "th"; it is found in parts of the south of Spain, and scarcely anywhere else.

Something like 80% of Spaniards use the "standard" pronunciation of these particular letters, in contrast to the widespread "non-standard" yeísmo (pronouncing ll as "y").

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German coastguard

I can't help thinking of the (very unfair) Berlitz ad: "We're sinking!" "What are you sinking about?"

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Post-pub nosh neckfiller: Bog-standard boxty

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You used to get feedback on each dish from the regulars at your local. What happened?

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Lies, damn lies and election polls: Why GE2015 pundits fluffed the numbers so badly

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Closed lists

Being able to vote against a particular candidate may be nice, but the real downside of closed party lists is that it makes the candidates much more worried about pleasing the party hierarchy than the electorate. If each of the main parties can pretty much guarantee 3 seats out of the 10 going in a region, you want to suck up to the person who decides which names go in the first 3 slots. Open lists all the way.

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Apple Watch HATES tattoos: Inky pink sinks rinky-dink sensor

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The point about tattoos serving to identify burned corpses is an interesting one, but I must confess to surprise that dogtags don't make it a very niche case. Isn't that the whole point of them?

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Sweden releases human genome under Creative Commons licence

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Alert

403

I'm not sure whether they had too many requests and took it down, but first linked page (the download one, I presume) is now returning 403.

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Post-pub nosh neckfiller: Tortilla de patatas

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Re: Yum!

Just to be clear, it was an F. As in http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Spanish_sausage-Fuet-01.jpg

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Re: Yum!

Tortilla is a classic tapa, so if you want to add pork products then the culturally appropriate way to do it would be with a pork-based tapa, perhaps some slices of fuet on the side.

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Radio 4 and Dr K on programming languages: Full of Java Kool-Aid

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Functional languages

I'm not sure that xkcd 1312 actually contradicts the statement that Haskell is "one of the most popular functional languages". In fact, there's a good case to be made that it picks on Haskell because more readers will at least have heard of it than Ocaml, and more will have tried it out than F#.

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Why Feed.Me.Pizza will never exist: Inside the world of government vetoes and the internet

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Re: Architect

Actually, abogado.es just redirects to abogacia.es, the site of the Consejo General de la Abogacía Española, which is a body established by statute to represent and coordinate the various regional lawyers' guilds.

There is a sense in which the case for protecting es.abogado is stronger than for protecting abogado.es, although it's not a valid concern in the current context of protecting national brands. "Es abogado" means "Is a lawyer", so the use of fulano.es.abogado if Fulano is not a lawyer would be rather dodgy.

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corru.pt is currently available...

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Millions of voters are missing: It’s another #GovtDigiShambles

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Re: NI numbers?

The bit about overseas voters needing passport numbers was odd. I successfully renewed my overseas vote with just my NI number. (And yes, I know I was successful because I got a confirmation e-mail from the relevant ERO).

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Post-pub nosh neckfiller: Chana masala

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Re: asafoetida

I've seen a few references to its use in placebos because the recipient was invariably convinced that anything that foul must be powerful medicine.

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Fatally flawed RC4 should just die, shout angry securobods

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Re: Other reasons it has not been dropped

It's not quite true that all block cipher methods were vulnerable to BEAST. All block ciphers in CBC mode were, but people who were relatively up to date and had GCM available (and preferred in the negotiation) were ok. The problem there is that both the client and the server have to be up to date.

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Post-pub nosh neckfiller: Smažený sýr

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I've had both fried mozzarella and fried camembert as tapas. I'm not a fan of camembert in general, and frying didn't improve it, but people who like it raw will probably like it fried. Mozzarella works well, although provolone is almost certainly better. It's my favourite cheese for general cooking purposes.

One note of caution: hot cheese can stick to your tongue and burn it. Have cold liquid to hand.

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Post-pub nosh neckfiller: El Reg eggs Benedict

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Re: Muffins

That's assuming you live somewhere which sells them. Don't forget that Lester is based in rural Spain.

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UN negotiations menaced by THOUSANDS of TOPLESS LADIES with MAYONNAISE

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Or maybe the local branch of Femen have been trolling his spies.

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Post-pub nosh neckfiller: Sizzling sag aloo

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Re: Aloo is "classic" Indian food? Really?

In my local kebab shop I once witnessed an Italian customer arguing with the Turkish owner over which of their two countries chillis are originally from. I considered it politic to refrain from pointing out that they're from the New World.

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Linux chaps want to recycle your mobe as a supercomputer

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I am puzzled by the reference to batteries, because I was under the impression that they were the piece of hardware with the shortest useful lifespan. Am I out of date?

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Post-pub nosh neckfiller: Chickpea stew à la Bureau des Projets Spéciaux

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Re: @Chris W (was: Boil pancetta (note splelling)?)

panceta is the most authoritative reference for the Spanish spelling.

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Re: Fusion Cooking?

You used to be able to get kebab pizza in Consum, but they've stopped doing it. Obviously didn't sell well in Spain.

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Amazon's tax deal in Luxembourg BROKE the LAW, says EU

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Re: PR is the special olympics of electoral systems - you get elected just for turning up.

When you say "almost 50%": the last U.K. general election in which a party won more than 50% of the votes was in 1931. The second most recent was in 1900. So the current system almost always ensures that at any given time fewer than 50% of the population want the current lot in power, and a system which forces coalitions would be a lot more honest.

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Post-pub nosh neckfiller: Hot Spanish tongue action

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I don't think I've seen tongue on any menus over here in Valencia. Maybe it's just a Castilian thing?

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No Santa, no Irish boozers and no regrets: life in Qatar

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Re: Irish Bars

You don't have to be out of the UK for the entire year, just for 75% and a few days. (I can't remember offhand whether the maximum number of days you can spend in the UK in the fiscal year is 90, 92, or 93. And I think they've changed the way they count them since it mattered to me, so I don't know whether it's stroke-of-midnight or any part of the day).

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NASA asks world+dog to name Mercury's craters (back off, 4chan)

Vincent Ballard

Planetary nomenclature is themed. Scientists get craters on the Moon.

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Trousers down for six of the best affordable Androids

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Re: Not mentioned: Moto G v2 also has Dual SIM

Apparently the Xperia M2 is also dual-SIM.

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Post-pub nosh neckfiller: The MIGHTY Scotch egg

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Re: What do they call them in Scotland?

You could try innocently asking said prescriptivists what their take is on applying the adjective "Scotch" to the noun "bard", and see how many recognise the title of the Burns poem "On a Scotch Bard, gone to the West Indies".

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Annus HORRIBILIS for TLS! ALL the bigguns now officially pwned in 2014

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Re: Remote execution? huh?

You're thinking about the client being vulnerable. The article is talking about servers being vulnerable.

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EU Ryanair 'screen-scraping' case could affect biz models

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I'm more worried about "To gain access to the flight information, PR Aviation had to agree to Ryanair's terms and conditions". How many of the dodgy practices around website "T&Cs" is the CJEU going to (possibly inadvertently) set a precedent for?

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Mystery Google barges TORPEDOED by US govt: Showrooms declared death traps

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Re: The REAL problem was building it in San Francisco, California

Or (and while I don't endorse it, it's certainly an intriguing theory) as an attack on practitioners of non-Euclidean geometry.

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Pitchforks at dawn! UK gov's Verify ID service FAILS to verify ID

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Re: Jupiter (and Mother)

The traditional answer is that your first surname is your father's first surname, and your second surname is your mother's first surname, so it's not entirely symmetric with respect to the genders. Very recently the law was changed so that now when the parents register a birth they can switch the order.

There are additional complications, but if you want the full details you can read about them on Wikipedia: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spanish_naming_customs

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Mine Bitcoins with PENCIL and PAPER

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Re: how long...

I suspect it was a reference to a certain Terry Gilliam film.

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Boiling point: Tech and the perfect cuppa

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Re: accidents waiting to happen

Or you use the boiling tap knowing that it's the boiling tap, turn your back, and someone else burns their hand on the hot metal.

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GitHub.io killed the distro star: Why are people so bored with the top Linux makers?

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I think the language question seems far more likely to be relevant than the source repository. When software was on Sourceforge, we could download it and attempt to compile it. Now that software is on Github we can download it and attempt to compile it. What's the difference?

But when most open source software was in C, figuring out the dependencies and getting it to actually compile was hard work and it was nice to delegate it to the distro. Now that so much open source software is in other languages which have their own package mechanisms to manage dependencies and don't require you to work out the best compiler flags, there's less reason to involve a third party.

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Network hijacker steals $83,000 in Bitcoin ... and enough Dogecoin for a cup of coffee

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Miners still out of luck?

I don't understand the comment in the final paragraph that miners just need to enable TLS. Surely that doesn't guarantee that their packets get to the right place: merely that they drop the connection to the hijackers? So once the "tick" ends, their proof of work is still unsubmitted, and the result is that the Bitcoin remains unmined? Or have I misunderstood how mining works?

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Lawyer reviewing terror laws and special powers: Definition of 'terrorism' is too broad

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Re: When did Britain lose its way?

Some people who survived the Blitz are still a bit too alive to be in graves. And they're pretty much core Daily Mail demographic.

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That stirring LOHAN motto: Anyone know a native Latin speaker?

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Re: the ablative of WD-40

Thanks for the link.

Apparently "Da da per forcipem" was meant to say "Give me the pliers", which is nice and simple: "Forcipem mihi da".

Your guess about "pilae" turns out to be correct.

If we go far enough back, Latin was quite flexible about its numerals. It occurs to me that XXXX might be a more gypaetine way of writing 40 than XL.

"pro stilo" was apparently supposed to mean "in style", but although there's an etymological link it's quite a stretched one. I think that the intended meaning of "Reaching for the heavens in style" would be better achieved as "Eleganter ad cælis perveniens".

And the puzzling sentence ending "datae nobis sunt", which did hint at an "All your base" reference, was indeed so intended. "All your space are belong to us". Here I favour "spatia" as more punny: "Omnis spatia tuae pertinere nobis sunt" (deliberately ungrammatical).

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It's a few years since I did GCSE Latin, but with the help of Wiktionary to double-check the declensions I've struggled through all of the listed phrases.

"Colei canis in vacuo": grammatically correct, translates as "The dog's balls in (a) vacuum". If the intention was "The dog's balls in space" then it should probably be "in caelis" (in the heavens) instead of "in vacuo".

"Da da per forcipem": grammatically correct, but somewhat nonsensical. "Give give through forceps"?!

"Ad astra et ad taverna": as commented above, it should be "tabernam" (b, not v; and in the accusative"; and it would be more idiomatic to use -que rather than et. "Ad astra tabernamque": to the stars and the pub.

"In vacuo nemo clamorem audit": grammatically correct; translates as "In a vacuum no-one hears shouting". I'm not sure whether this was intentionally phrased to avoid calls from Ridley Scott's lawyers, or whether the submitter was avoiding the complication of which verb form to use for the object of auditere.

"Pilas ad parietem": I'm not sure what this is trying to say. I has no verb and no subject, just two nouns in the accusative case. If the intended translation was "Mortar to the wall", it might be correct as "Pila ad parietem", but I'm not sure what that has to do with LOHAN.

"Veni vici ballocketi" would be grammatical if there were an irregular second declension noun ballockere. I think I may be missing a cultural reference here.

"Et anatis cum tape XL WD" is nonsense. "And of the duck with" followed by three non-Latin words. I hazard a guess that the intended meaning is "With duck tape and WD-40", which might be translated as "Cum cincta anatis et WD-XL", but the use of "cincta" for "tape" is by working backwards from modern Romance languages. And who knows what the ablative of WD-40 is?

"Pervenientes usque pro stilo cælos in": almost grammatically correct. It's necessary to correct "caelos" (non-existent declension) to "caelis" to get "Those who are arriving all the way in front of a stake to the heavens". I am puzzled by the use of the plural "pervenientes", but I haven't paid enough attention to the LOHAN project to know how many passengers it's carrying.

"Omnes vacuums hereditatem datæ sunt nobis": not grammatical, and it's not obvious how to fix it. "datae sunt nobis" gives a passive verb with actor "us", so it needs a nominative plural: if we correct vacuums (which isn't any of the declined forms of vacuus) to vacui then we can translate as "All voids are given an inheritance by us", but that's not very sensical. The other option for the subject is an implicit "they", but then we need one of the two objects to be a dative, and since "omnes" is plural nominative or accusative and "hereditatem" is singular accusative that's not possible.

"De ebrietate, ingenium" is grammatical: "From drunkenness, intelligence".

"Navis volitans mea plena anguillarum est" is grammatical: "My hovering ship is full of eels".

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And it would be more idiomatic to use -que than et: ad astra tabernamque.

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Dead letter office: ancient smallpox sample turns up in old US lab

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Re: Is it just me.....

It's a useful data point.

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Hackers reverse-engineer NSA spy kit using off-the-shelf parts

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Re: Secret Tech

And given that one of the pros listed for a number of the items in the catalog was that they were built with COTS hardware (from a few years ago) and thus plausibly deniable, the most surprising thing is that these commercial copies aren't as small as the NSA equivalents.

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Urinating teen polluted 57 Olympic-sized swimming pools - cops

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Re: only poor people drink tap water

I've stayed in parts of France where the tap water was polluted by fertiliser runoff from a couple of decades before. It wasn't recommended to use it even for cleaning your teeth.

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