* Posts by Mike Shepherd

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Archaeologists find oldest ever ground-edge stone axe

Mike Shepherd
IT Angle

Surprising?

While such discoveries are valuable and to be treasured in the difficult business of reconstructing our past, it doesn't seem surprising that we used complex tools only 50,000 years ago. Language is much older and we know that tools are often used by apes (and even some birds).

Don't split Openreach, says BT, and we'll splash BEELLIONS on broadband and 4G

Mike Shepherd
Unhappy

Re: Don't compound the earlier mistake

My (virtual) mobile provider uses EE. I've noticed this week that DNS failures (e.g. from typing in the wrong web site name) now lead to a BT page instead. I thought I'd paid for straight internet access, but no...I must live with BT's view of the internet, so anything beyond browsing the web may not work as I expect.

I left BT internet years ago when they decided that improved security meant they must block pings. (This screwed up our remote backup system). Will no-one rid us of this turbulent company?

Your mother has a smooth forehead, Klingon language lovers roar at Paramount

Mike Shepherd
Alert

meH!

an'koLKt !

Redback sinks fangs into Oz builder's todger

Mike Shepherd
IT Angle

IT?

IT?

Google discovers you assume clouds just work

Mike Shepherd
Meh

Re: "surfacing" FFS

It's just the usual attempt to impress by avoiding straightforward language, like their reference to "incremental value" (which they hope is more imposing than just "value").

What a difference a year makes: ICO tele-spam fines break £2m barrier

Mike Shepherd

Suggestion

A requirement to give a full trace of "where did you get my name/address/email address/telephone number" might help.

Planning to throw capacity at an IT problem? Read this first

Mike Shepherd
Meh

"For decades"

"For decades, we've been trained to solve IT problems by throwing capacity at them".

50-60 years on, I think it's clear that the chief IT problem remains the difficulty of writing reliable software. After that, throwing capacity at it sounds good to me.

Cambridge Uni spins up green and beefy supercomputer project

Mike Shepherd
Meh

Re: "This...makes it possible to power a spintronic device using a supercomputer"

It all makes sense now. I wonder if I can upgrade my Zanussi.

Mike Shepherd
Meh

"This...makes it possible to power a spintronic device using a supercomputer"

Wow, super!

Er....what does it mean?

Woz says wearables – even Apple Watch – aren't 'compelling'

Mike Shepherd
Meh

"...realise he left his iPhone at home"

Oh, the humanity!

Apple pulled 2,204lbs of gold out of old tech gear

Mike Shepherd
Meh

Re: Love 'em or hate 'em...

"You don't make piles of cash by selling stuff that lasts or is easy & cheap to fix".

As in the film The Man in the White Suit, this notion is unconvincing. When products become more durable, they cost less per year of use, so we end up buying more of them.

Brit AI daddy Sir David MacKay dies

Mike Shepherd

Re: "This is a straight-talking book about the numbers"

How close to zero would you like these numbers before you agree that "in" and "out" are "almost exactly in balance"?

Admin fishes dirty office chat from mistyped-email bin and then ...?

Mike Shepherd

"I found one in a mail loop between one or..."

Is there an English version of your post, split into sentences and making sense?

Mike Shepherd

Get a life

The curtain-twitchers have moved on, but now they work in IT. If your biggest thrill is reading colleagues' salacious emails, you need to get out more.

Facebook's big trouble in its little world domination plan: China

Mike Shepherd

Sounds familiar?

"China...actively dislikes the possibility of people being able to chat to each other without local censors being able to monitor what is going on".

IT suppliers: Amazon is starting to pay its debts. Some of them, anyway

Mike Shepherd

Re: UK Companies???

It would be so simple only for an undisputed debt.

Astroboffin discovers exoplanet by accident ... in 1917

Mike Shepherd

Re: Grey Dwarf?

Dirty dwarf? Maybe "hygiene-challenged star whose mass is less than average, but equally valid in a modern, caring society".

Mike Shepherd

Re: Exoplanet? Endoplanet??

I thought that "exoplanet" meant one that isn't here (in the Solar System).

Mike Shepherd

(2) would be quite an achievement. In our history society, we've managed to convert all our diskettes, VHS tapes and audio cassettes to digital storage. But who can say that the (hardware) means to read the new formats will be around even one decade later? So far, we've achieved a single digital medium (to simplify copying the archive to new media as each becomes obsolete). But it still needs constant oversight to avoid that obsolescence.

Airbus boarded by 12 nation-state, crimeware 'breaches' every year

Mike Shepherd
Meh

"...the aviation giant's security and computer emergency response team"

A wise investment, given one country's anxiety to know all (and feed it to Boeing).

Windows 10 debuts Blue QR Code of Death – and why malware will love it

Mike Shepherd
Unhappy

We're searching for a solution to your problem...

[ covers receiver ] [ sniggers ]

Google, Facebook's CAPTCHAs vanquished by security researchers

Mike Shepherd
Meh

Re: Can you solve this Captcha?

Hey, get with the flow. Nothing has to mean anything now. You just have to impress until people nod.

Mike Shepherd

"...no mechanism to prohibit...from a single IP address"

I'm not an expert, but (as I understand it), NAT (particularly for mobile connections) places numerous devices on a single public (routeable) address. So insisting that each user have a different IP address would block many legitimate users.

There's oil in that thar … Chinese space probe?

Mike Shepherd

Re: Small particiles (sic) don't drop

So, Mister B.Eng, how do you decide (without gravity), which is "top" and "bottom"?

Turbo-charged quantum crypto? You'll need Cambridge laser boffins for that

Mike Shepherd

Keep real

With all this dazzling technology, it's useful to bear in mind that having your cryptography 99.999999999% secure is a waste of time if there's a 0.1% chance that one of your own (e.g. Snowden) decides to act against your crookery.

'Panama papers' came from email server hack at Mossack Fonseca

Mike Shepherd
Meh

Ramon Fonseca told Panama's Channel 2 the leaked documents are authentic...

God bless you, Mister Zimmermann. You've made things so much easier.

Google tried to be funny, cocked it up, everyone thought it was a bug

Mike Shepherd

"We're a couple of intelligent, caring guys, who'd you probably like if you met us socially"

Why do companies like Microsoft, Google feel they must prove that they're "real kool"? I don't want to meet you socially. In fact, I don't much care if you live or die. I just use your stuff. I don't want an email service that corrupts messages when you feel like it, because "Hey, it's fun!". I don't want you to entertain me by changing the login screen image every time I turn on the PC. I don't need a new set of images, conventions and sounds on every issue of your OS. I have work to do.

What's next? Might a Google car say "Hey, I know you wanted to go to Seattle, but we thought the Everglades are so nice this time of year. Hehe!". It's not cool: it's just stupid.

Ofcom puts aside a little bit of spectrum for Internet of Things things

Mike Shepherd
Meh

Here's some bandwidth, just to make that clear

“...no evidence to suggest our existing...licence products were unsuitable...However, we recognise that this may not be clear to stakeholders”.

So, frequency allocations can now be made "just for clarification" ?

Microsoft's bigoted teen bot flirts with illegali-Tay in brief comeback

Mike Shepherd
Meh

"...bragging about smoking weed in front of the police..."

"...set up in hopes of developing a personality similar to that of a young woman in the 18-24 age bracket".

I don't see the contradiction.

SportPursuit coughs to being hacked. When? What got nicked? They ain't saying

Mike Shepherd
Meh

Crikey! I never took the cake. In any case, it didn't taste very good. Oh, lor....

SportsPursuit's disaster management manual seems to have been written by Billy Bunter.

BT: We're killing the dabs brand. Oh and can customers re-register to buy on our site?

Mike Shepherd

Toxic transfer

DABS was particularly convenient for us as the warehouse was within driving distance. Then they shut the counter service and sold to BT, so we never dealt with them again.

Want a business telephone number? Which would you do, Google it or wade through BT's directory enquiry service? (Try it. Try even finding it from the bt.com page). If they can't do directory enquiries right after 100 years' practice, you can only imagine what their eCommerce is like.

Apple mulled gobbling its Brit GPU designers – but didn't like the taste

Mike Shepherd
Meh

Talent

People often find it fun to work in a small company, fun that can evaporate when sold (like they're the livestock that came with the farm) to a larger organisation.

The talented people "bought" in this way are the ones who can easily move elsewhere. The buyer may call them into the new fold, but

"Why, so can I, or so can any man; But will they come when you do call for them?"

Reposting 8-second sports clips infringes copyright

Mike Shepherd
Happy

Excellent report

If only all articles were of this quality.

Mighty Soyuz stands proud at Baikonur

Mike Shepherd

Re: Middle Naut

It's simple. Russians don't have the habit of forcing a smile for politeness (and sometimes consider it bizarre). But some cultures are so accustomed to fake smiles (e.g. on greeting) that they consider them "natural", to the extent that you can read articles about why Russians "don't" smile.

Mike Shepherd

Re: Horizontal assembly

I'd guess that, compared to the stress of launching, these extra loads are small. Also, a lot of the weight is fuel, probably loaded after erection.

Only 12% of UK thinks Snoopers' Charter is 'adequately explained'

Mike Shepherd
Meh

So complex?

It's not as complex as made out. We know what the terrorists are about, so we trust them more than GCHQ and the rest, the people who labelled Harold Wilson a Soviet agent, who think Vanessa Redgrave is a "subversive" and who work, at our expense, to ensure that society heads in the direction they think best for us.

Data protection: Don't be an emotional knee jerk. When it comes to the law, RTFM

Mike Shepherd
Meh

Euphemisms

With heroic terms like "Safe Harbour" and "Privacy Shield", you can be sure there's a lot of deception going on.

Google-backed British startup ‘stole our code’, says US marketing firm

Mike Shepherd

Re: CEO Radia told the FT that it had replaced the code anyway.

Hey...don't bother me. I stopped robbing banks last year.

Flash storage: Has the hype become reality?

Mike Shepherd
Meh

Yawn

Are we supposed to care? It's just storage: we don't need to know how it works. If one type is cheaper next year, we'll buy that. If not, we'll go on buying the old stuff. We don't lie awake at night wondering exactly when that will happen.

The new people won't hand out fivers to celebrate their win, nor will we shed tears as the others go out of business (or not).

SQL Server for Linux: A sign of Microsoft's weakness. Sort of

Mike Shepherd

I came to work this morning, so it makes no sense ever to go home.

"Porting it to other operating systems made no sense; after all, it was itself originally a port".

Perhaps the author could explain the logic of this.

Sexism isn't getting better in Silicon Valley, it's getting worse

Mike Shepherd
Happy

Three wheels on my...

Get back in the wagon, woman!

Google overlord Eric Schmidt to run Pentagon advisory board

Mike Shepherd

"...cyber...wars which are...going to engulf the planet..."

Perhaps as suggested in Star Trek "A Taste of Armageddon" (series 1, episode 23).

The beached whale of storage thrashes on the all flash array shoreline

Mike Shepherd

" I might even put up pictures once I have done so"

Thank you. That won't be necessary.

Google robo-car backs into bendy-bus in California

Mike Shepherd

"...a human factor was at play here, not just a failure of machine thinking"

Someone seems to have forgotten the point of these vehicles. If the passenger must watch constantly in case he needs to intervene, that's harder work than driving the car yourself. So it's entirely a failure of machine thinking.

Computers abort SpaceX Falcon 9 launch

Mike Shepherd

*Doesn't apply to fireworks

This doesn't apply to fireworks (euphemistically known as "solid rocket boosters").

Mike Shepherd

Re: "Rising oxygen temps due to hold for boat and helium bubble triggered alarm"

Ah, that makes sense now. In China, the approach seems to be "It was the villagers' fault for living there": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yfMbGPf4r9g

Mike Shepherd

"Rising oxygen temps due to hold for boat and helium bubble triggered alarm"

It must be rocket science, because I don't understand it.

UK.gov could reopen Google's £130m HMRC tax deal, says Parliament

Mike Shepherd

Re: Pour encourager les autres

As I understood it, accounting arrangements can be set aside where the main purpose is to avoid tax e.g. where a foreign subsidiary bills a UK subsidiary a large sum for goods or services which are clearly worth much less. I don't know why this doesn't apply in this case, but I'd be happy to have Page and Brin dealt with by the Henry I method.

Easter Islanders didn't commit 'ecocide' after all, says archaeologist

Mike Shepherd
Happy

There was no evidence they were primitive Jeremy Clarksons

This article is worthwhile for just that one line.

Loved one just died? Pah, that's nothing

Mike Shepherd

I'd forgotten that it's half-term.

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