* Posts by Mike Shepherd

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Helium... No. Do you think this is some kind of game? Toshiba intros 8TB desktop drive

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Re: Longevity

"Helium would only escape if there some pressure differential between the inside of the drive and the atmosphere...".

Does diffusion depend on a pressure difference? Net diffusion of a given gas would depend on the difference in its *own* partial pressure (across the membrane), but would take place independently of any other gas present. (The whole notion of a gas is that its particles don't interact much with others).

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Re: Longevity

"Helium...smaller and monatomic...therefore..."

Nice theory, but I recall a TV school science programme where children actually did the experiment (diffusion time from a balloon) and found that carbon dioxide escapes much faster than hydrogen (perhaps because it could dissolve in the rubber of the balloon?) Real life is rarely as simple as GCSE physics.

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Re: Longevity

I recall helium-filled fixed-head drives in the mid-1970s. These came with a small bottle of helium, used if you needed to open (then purge) the drive. I don't recall that we ever had to change the helium bottle.

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Jfrog flicks out scanner to dive deep into containers

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Sorry

Sorry, I think I reached this page by mistake.

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5% of drivers want Nigel Farage to be their in-car robo butler

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Why should

Why should my chauffeur need to converse with the butler?

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Spied upon by GCHQ? You'll need proof before a court will hear you...

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663 applications?

Security or not, the first rule of dealing with "public servants" is not to raise anything that looks like it may become a lot of work, thereby delaying tea breaks for months to come. Success comes from indicating an easy route, then beckoning gently from that direction.

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Google asks Unicode to look over 13 new emoji showing professional women

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Re: Was this what Unicode was for?

With hindsight, it was only a matter of time before Unicode became a target for the PC brigade (or Google, which seems to feel that the entire human world is at its disposal).

Unicode characters were intended to represent repeated features of real languages so you could write in those languages and about them, without resorting to graphics. (This includes the facility to write about "dead" languages like those used in Mayan script or in Egyptian hieroglyphics).

The Unicode Consortium rightly rejected the proposal of a code page for the Klingon language. Unicode is not a platform in which to express support for political movements, whether the associated images show women in "professional" jobs or at the kitchen sink.

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Archaeologists find oldest ever ground-edge stone axe

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Surprising?

While such discoveries are valuable and to be treasured in the difficult business of reconstructing our past, it doesn't seem surprising that we used complex tools only 50,000 years ago. Language is much older and we know that tools are often used by apes (and even some birds).

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Don't split Openreach, says BT, and we'll splash BEELLIONS on broadband and 4G

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Re: Don't compound the earlier mistake

My (virtual) mobile provider uses EE. I've noticed this week that DNS failures (e.g. from typing in the wrong web site name) now lead to a BT page instead. I thought I'd paid for straight internet access, but no...I must live with BT's view of the internet, so anything beyond browsing the web may not work as I expect.

I left BT internet years ago when they decided that improved security meant they must block pings. (This screwed up our remote backup system). Will no-one rid us of this turbulent company?

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Your mother has a smooth forehead, Klingon language lovers roar at Paramount

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Alert

meH!

an'koLKt !

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Redback sinks fangs into Oz builder's todger

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IT?

IT?

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Google discovers you assume clouds just work

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Re: "surfacing" FFS

It's just the usual attempt to impress by avoiding straightforward language, like their reference to "incremental value" (which they hope is more imposing than just "value").

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What a difference a year makes: ICO tele-spam fines break £2m barrier

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Suggestion

A requirement to give a full trace of "where did you get my name/address/email address/telephone number" might help.

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Planning to throw capacity at an IT problem? Read this first

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"For decades"

"For decades, we've been trained to solve IT problems by throwing capacity at them".

50-60 years on, I think it's clear that the chief IT problem remains the difficulty of writing reliable software. After that, throwing capacity at it sounds good to me.

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Cambridge Uni spins up green and beefy supercomputer project

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Re: "This...makes it possible to power a spintronic device using a supercomputer"

It all makes sense now. I wonder if I can upgrade my Zanussi.

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"This...makes it possible to power a spintronic device using a supercomputer"

Wow, super!

Er....what does it mean?

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Woz says wearables – even Apple Watch – aren't 'compelling'

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"...realise he left his iPhone at home"

Oh, the humanity!

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Apple pulled 2,204lbs of gold out of old tech gear

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Re: Love 'em or hate 'em...

"You don't make piles of cash by selling stuff that lasts or is easy & cheap to fix".

As in the film The Man in the White Suit, this notion is unconvincing. When products become more durable, they cost less per year of use, so we end up buying more of them.

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Brit AI daddy Sir David MacKay dies

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Re: "This is a straight-talking book about the numbers"

How close to zero would you like these numbers before you agree that "in" and "out" are "almost exactly in balance"?

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Admin fishes dirty office chat from mistyped-email bin and then ...?

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"I found one in a mail loop between one or..."

Is there an English version of your post, split into sentences and making sense?

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Get a life

The curtain-twitchers have moved on, but now they work in IT. If your biggest thrill is reading colleagues' salacious emails, you need to get out more.

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Facebook's big trouble in its little world domination plan: China

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Sounds familiar?

"China...actively dislikes the possibility of people being able to chat to each other without local censors being able to monitor what is going on".

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IT suppliers: Amazon is starting to pay its debts. Some of them, anyway

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Re: UK Companies???

It would be so simple only for an undisputed debt.

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Astroboffin discovers exoplanet by accident ... in 1917

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Re: Grey Dwarf?

Dirty dwarf? Maybe "hygiene-challenged star whose mass is less than average, but equally valid in a modern, caring society".

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Re: Exoplanet? Endoplanet??

I thought that "exoplanet" meant one that isn't here (in the Solar System).

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(2) would be quite an achievement. In our history society, we've managed to convert all our diskettes, VHS tapes and audio cassettes to digital storage. But who can say that the (hardware) means to read the new formats will be around even one decade later? So far, we've achieved a single digital medium (to simplify copying the archive to new media as each becomes obsolete). But it still needs constant oversight to avoid that obsolescence.

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Airbus boarded by 12 nation-state, crimeware 'breaches' every year

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"...the aviation giant's security and computer emergency response team"

A wise investment, given one country's anxiety to know all (and feed it to Boeing).

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Windows 10 debuts Blue QR Code of Death – and why malware will love it

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We're searching for a solution to your problem...

[ covers receiver ] [ sniggers ]

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Google, Facebook's CAPTCHAs vanquished by security researchers

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Re: Can you solve this Captcha?

Hey, get with the flow. Nothing has to mean anything now. You just have to impress until people nod.

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"...no mechanism to prohibit...from a single IP address"

I'm not an expert, but (as I understand it), NAT (particularly for mobile connections) places numerous devices on a single public (routeable) address. So insisting that each user have a different IP address would block many legitimate users.

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There's oil in that thar … Chinese space probe?

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Re: Small particiles (sic) don't drop

So, Mister B.Eng, how do you decide (without gravity), which is "top" and "bottom"?

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Turbo-charged quantum crypto? You'll need Cambridge laser boffins for that

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Keep real

With all this dazzling technology, it's useful to bear in mind that having your cryptography 99.999999999% secure is a waste of time if there's a 0.1% chance that one of your own (e.g. Snowden) decides to act against your crookery.

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'Panama papers' came from email server hack at Mossack Fonseca

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Ramon Fonseca told Panama's Channel 2 the leaked documents are authentic...

God bless you, Mister Zimmermann. You've made things so much easier.

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Google tried to be funny, cocked it up, everyone thought it was a bug

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"We're a couple of intelligent, caring guys, who'd you probably like if you met us socially"

Why do companies like Microsoft, Google feel they must prove that they're "real kool"? I don't want to meet you socially. In fact, I don't much care if you live or die. I just use your stuff. I don't want an email service that corrupts messages when you feel like it, because "Hey, it's fun!". I don't want you to entertain me by changing the login screen image every time I turn on the PC. I don't need a new set of images, conventions and sounds on every issue of your OS. I have work to do.

What's next? Might a Google car say "Hey, I know you wanted to go to Seattle, but we thought the Everglades are so nice this time of year. Hehe!". It's not cool: it's just stupid.

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Ofcom puts aside a little bit of spectrum for Internet of Things things

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Here's some bandwidth, just to make that clear

“...no evidence to suggest our existing...licence products were unsuitable...However, we recognise that this may not be clear to stakeholders”.

So, frequency allocations can now be made "just for clarification" ?

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Microsoft's bigoted teen bot flirts with illegali-Tay in brief comeback

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"...bragging about smoking weed in front of the police..."

"...set up in hopes of developing a personality similar to that of a young woman in the 18-24 age bracket".

I don't see the contradiction.

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SportPursuit coughs to being hacked. When? What got nicked? They ain't saying

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Crikey! I never took the cake. In any case, it didn't taste very good. Oh, lor....

SportsPursuit's disaster management manual seems to have been written by Billy Bunter.

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BT: We're killing the dabs brand. Oh and can customers re-register to buy on our site?

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Toxic transfer

DABS was particularly convenient for us as the warehouse was within driving distance. Then they shut the counter service and sold to BT, so we never dealt with them again.

Want a business telephone number? Which would you do, Google it or wade through BT's directory enquiry service? (Try it. Try even finding it from the bt.com page). If they can't do directory enquiries right after 100 years' practice, you can only imagine what their eCommerce is like.

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Apple mulled gobbling its Brit GPU designers – but didn't like the taste

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Talent

People often find it fun to work in a small company, fun that can evaporate when sold (like they're the livestock that came with the farm) to a larger organisation.

The talented people "bought" in this way are the ones who can easily move elsewhere. The buyer may call them into the new fold, but

"Why, so can I, or so can any man; But will they come when you do call for them?"

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Reposting 8-second sports clips infringes copyright

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Excellent report

If only all articles were of this quality.

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Mighty Soyuz stands proud at Baikonur

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Re: Middle Naut

It's simple. Russians don't have the habit of forcing a smile for politeness (and sometimes consider it bizarre). But some cultures are so accustomed to fake smiles (e.g. on greeting) that they consider them "natural", to the extent that you can read articles about why Russians "don't" smile.

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Re: Horizontal assembly

I'd guess that, compared to the stress of launching, these extra loads are small. Also, a lot of the weight is fuel, probably loaded after erection.

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Only 12% of UK thinks Snoopers' Charter is 'adequately explained'

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So complex?

It's not as complex as made out. We know what the terrorists are about, so we trust them more than GCHQ and the rest, the people who labelled Harold Wilson a Soviet agent, who think Vanessa Redgrave is a "subversive" and who work, at our expense, to ensure that society heads in the direction they think best for us.

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Data protection: Don't be an emotional knee jerk. When it comes to the law, RTFM

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Euphemisms

With heroic terms like "Safe Harbour" and "Privacy Shield", you can be sure there's a lot of deception going on.

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Google-backed British startup ‘stole our code’, says US marketing firm

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Re: CEO Radia told the FT that it had replaced the code anyway.

Hey...don't bother me. I stopped robbing banks last year.

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Flash storage: Has the hype become reality?

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Yawn

Are we supposed to care? It's just storage: we don't need to know how it works. If one type is cheaper next year, we'll buy that. If not, we'll go on buying the old stuff. We don't lie awake at night wondering exactly when that will happen.

The new people won't hand out fivers to celebrate their win, nor will we shed tears as the others go out of business (or not).

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SQL Server for Linux: A sign of Microsoft's weakness. Sort of

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I came to work this morning, so it makes no sense ever to go home.

"Porting it to other operating systems made no sense; after all, it was itself originally a port".

Perhaps the author could explain the logic of this.

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Sexism isn't getting better in Silicon Valley, it's getting worse

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Three wheels on my...

Get back in the wagon, woman!

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Google overlord Eric Schmidt to run Pentagon advisory board

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"...cyber...wars which are...going to engulf the planet..."

Perhaps as suggested in Star Trek "A Taste of Armageddon" (series 1, episode 23).

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The beached whale of storage thrashes on the all flash array shoreline

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" I might even put up pictures once I have done so"

Thank you. That won't be necessary.

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