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The IT Crowd tops BAFTA nominations with four nods

Buck Futter

Disappointing

While I love the first three seasons, the less said about season four the better. This one final episode is better than season 4 sure, but it's still nowhere near the level of the first three seasons. Such a shame but then all good things must come to an end I suppose...

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Samsung Galaxy S5 in El Reg's claws: This time the 'S' is for 'sensible'

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Re: But it's waterproof

I had a Siemens once, about fifteen years ago. If I were to put it down a bit too hard --not even throwing it, just putting it on the table-- the SIM card would dislodge or something. You wouldn't know it unless, several hours later, looking at the bloody thing you'd see there's no reception.

I took that backcover off several times a day, every day. Kept a ten cent coin in my pocket just to open the hatch. Got a Nokia after that, no complaints.

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EE...K: Why can't I uninstall carrier's sticky 'Free Games' app?

Buck Futter

That's probably because the App for looking back, BackCheck, hasn't been released for Windows Phone yet, and in all likelihood never will ;-)

I wouldn't be too self-congratulatory though, as MS hasn't proven itself to be above similar shenanigans. Remember their patent for pushing ads on the Windows OS?

If WinPho ever becomes successful, you can count on similar 'deals' being pushed to you.

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NSA spies recorded an entire COUNTRY'S phone calls for a MONTH: Report

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Re: James 68 Kept sectret from the public, or from the target government ?

Doesn't that make them the STRONGEST link then? Apart from the Netherlands and Austria, it seems there are only weak links in this assembly. Certainly everything south from the Alps...

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Google wearables: A solution looking for a rich nerd

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Re: It's pretty obvious what problem they are offering a solution to

Except it probably wouldn't be a quick glance, it would be more like a gateway drug. You notice an incoming message, so you take a close look to see the subject, then maybe glance at the body, aw hell, maybe even type a quick reply, and out comes the phone. If you're in a situation where etiquette dictates that you should pay attention to those around you, maybe you should put your phone on "do not disturb". In all honesty, are those mails and tweets and whatnot really so important that they can't wait for a couple of hours. I suppose if you're a heart-surgeon....

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TV sales PLUMMET. But no one's prepared to say what we all know

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Re: Seriously how often *do* people replace their TV's?

Hear hear, you'd think that this was because somehow the first LCD telly's were a bit slow, but no, they're still doing it. Flipping through channels means you spend more time in 'limbo' than you do watching a channel.

Oh, and people don't watch telly anymore because most of it is shit, innit?

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Microsoft exec: I don't know HOW our market share sunk

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?

What's this "innovating" thing he's talking about? Clearly it's a verb of some kind, because it seems they're "quite hard at it", but I can't for the life of me relate it to a real actual thing. Perhaps he was thinking of "procrastinating", as in "we've been procrastinating really hard, putting 10 Billion into it, and I can't explain why our market share has shrunk".

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Crap turnover, sucky margins: TV is a 'terrible business' – Steve Jobs

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Re: Jobs was a genius

It would make watching, shall we say, more adult oriented-programmes a bit more of a social thing. I enjoy watching Bulgarian airbags as much as the next bloke, but I would hardly like to advertise that fact at ten o'clock in the morning.

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Satya Nadella's first act may be to launch Office for iPad

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Re: Poor bastard

And what makes you think he would even be able to do a "jobs" when he's been working there for the last twenty years. If he didn't figure out what sort of refreshments they would be serving he deserves it. Quite frankly, the most I expect from Nadella is a slight course correction, certainly nothing big.

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Satisfy my scroll: El Reg gets claws on Windows 8.1 spring update

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It was always a gamble

They thought that by putting Metro on the pc, people would automatically flock to Windows Phone because it offers the same experience. Sort of a revere Trojan; whereas they used to try and foist Windows onto every conceivable product (phone/pda), now the reverse is true.

As some people have pointed out already, the interface was never meant for 20" and up screens. If they could modify the screen so that it would provide me with actually useful information about my system, contacts, email &c then that would be a step up, but as with Apple, they clearly don't care about professionals anymore.

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Thanks a lot, Facebook: Microsoft turns Office 365 into social network

Buck Futter

Forked if you do, forked if you don't... wonderful idea, let's halve the number of users by having two incompatible, barely supported pieces of software...

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Buck Futter

Re: Trending graphs

I'm hardly a fan of SharePoint, but surely a better comparison would be between OneDrive and Dropbox?

Apropos SharePoint, the latest CUs and SPs are just plain horrible. They've made an overly horrible product damn-near unusable, and they don't even seem to care at all. Consumers running away in droves is one thing, but pissing on your corporate clients is something altogether different.

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Buck Futter

Grammar nazi FTW

I'm sure you meant to say "complement"...

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MWC: The good, the bad ... and the Galaxy S5

Buck Futter

Very good

In that I completely agree that all this monitoring stuff is going to be just as big a gimmick as 3D was/is for tellies. As always, the industry is looking for an idea to pinch, unfortunately companies such as Samsung have never had an original idea and are therefore utterly dependent on Apple/Google to come up with something.

The same thing goes for those so called-smart watches. When all they do is tell me my phone is trying to tell me something, what exactly is the point? The problem is that the physical dimensions are too small to allow for anything useful: you can't fit a proper display there, speakers are a problem, battery life will be horrible, never mind about having a device emitting all kinds of signals and radiation on your wrist every day...

If anyone can make it work it will be like the iPod Shuffle all over again. No display (or very rudimentary) but with a novel way of communicating. Maybe the watch will tap on your wrist to inform you of something.

For those of you who haven't yet seen it I recommend watching "Her". It's the only film which realistically portrays what a next-gen interface could look (sound) like.

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WhatsApp no threat to BBM: Blackberry bod says pretender's buyout will HELP ailing firm

Buck Futter

Oh alright then

I'll install it and see what all the fuss is about...

[edit] they could have made it to look more like a native app... the problem is, none of my friends are on BBM right now, so I'll see if inviting a few of them might help.

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Ghostwriter: Assange™ is NARCISSISTIC and UNTRUTHFUL

Buck Futter

Re: "....the biography sold just 644 copies in the first three days....."

Anything more than a tweet is just too hard...

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Enterprising French chap cranks up €100k 'flying car'

Buck Futter

... moi kiwi!

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Microsoft takes InfoPath behind the shed, says successor will be better

Buck Futter

Re: If you didn't like InfoPath and/or Sharepoint you are ...

I'd be curious about what they are going to replace it with. Seeing how very little difference there is between the 2010 and 2013 versions (if there are any), it seems obvious now that something wasn't going according to plan.

Maybe they will integrate a Form Manager into SharePoint 2013 ala the Design Manager for uploading new Designs. Certainly an online Form Builder using a jscript library would allow for the sort of dynamic forms that were impossible to build with InfoPath.

It has always been annoying when at a client who doesn't have the full fat Office and then trying to adjust a Form, so here's hoping the new incarnation will be an improvement.

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Buck Futter

Not the same

You're thinking of InfoPath Filler, not InfoPath Designer. The first is used as a desktop app, the second will allow you to create forms that you can then either upload into SP or have others fill out using Filler.

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Buck Futter

Re: Wrong tool for the wrong job...

Clearly you have never worked in a SharePoint environment, so let me explain.

There are several levels of user-interaction. In its most basic form, the user (or a manger, if you will) can create lists and workflows using the browser. For each list, SharePoint generates a form.

Naturally there are limits to what you can do here, so if you want to add a little more pizazz, use SharePoint Designer (horrible) and InfoPath (meh). This will allow you to manage your workflows, and you can create rich forms to go along with it.

The third level is, as you say, Visual Studio. In addition you could always opt to buy a third party-solution as they are usually cheaper than hiring a developer, and most business scenarios are not all that different from each other, provided that they operate in the same field...

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Office 365 Microsoft's fastest growing business, ever - Microsoft

Buck Futter

Fish in barrels

Thank god the days are over where Microsoft could push its 'products' onto others. What Office 365 is all about is, we take your customers, you won't sell any more hardware or software or licenses. I bet the partners are just lining up around the block over this one.

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HP EliteBook 840G1: Sometimes it's an Ultrabook, sometimes it's not

Buck Futter

HDD in an Ultrabook?

FFS why do they even bother. The 12.5" one is even worse, for 843 quid offering only 1366x768 an an HDD as well. Oh, and 4 Gb of memory.

Now that Dell is down the drain, here's hoping HP will follow them to a well-deserved cold grave...

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Now we're cookin' on gas: Google crafts sugar-alert contact lens for diabetics

Buck Futter

They did say

That they were going to partner with other companies on this, so maybe someone else will develop this into a working solution without having to give out your (very) personal information. While I do not doubt that this is going to be where Glass is heading for anyway, for all of the millions of diabetics out there, this might be a godsend. The problem with measuring your glucose levels is that you have no real way of knowing where the levels are heading; they're a one-dimensional point in time. Having your levels checked (reliably) every second would allow for curving, thereby informing the patient if he/she is going up or down.

All negativism aside, I applaud Google for doing research on something that might improve the lives for millions of people in a very tangible way.

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Latest Chrome adds Chrome OS flavor to Windows 8 'Metro' mode

Buck Futter

Re: missed a trick...

Google is the new Microsoft...

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Microsoft to RIP THE SHEETS off Windows 9 aka 'Threshold' in April

Buck Futter

Well...

With Myerson at the helm, we can be pretty sure that nothing is going to change. Look at how Windows Phone hasn't changed, at all, over the last couple of years. Things that might have made it easier to use were discarded for the sake of 'purity'. With him in charge, it'll be all-Metro, all the time.

Frankly, if Metro has one failing, it's that they didn't push it far enough. There are easier ways to work with a computer than the standard mouse+kb-combo, but as always with MS, they have no grasp of taste or direction, so they'll just bung something out there and hope it sticks, like an ordure monkey...

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No more syncing feeling with file portability service Younity

Buck Futter

So far...

Registering is pretty easy. It is now scanning my work laptop in the background, so here's hoping I won't need to lug my downloaded stuff with me on a USB key...

OK, well, all the dirs I have selected to share are now available on my phone, without having to have a local cache. How exactly this is an improvement over the likes of Dropbox remains to be seen

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Microsoft's next CEO: Who it WON'T be – Ford turn-around chief Mulally

Buck Futter

Re: Who Else Won't It Be?

Mind you, there are cannibals from as yet undiscovered tribes in Sumatra that would make better CEOs than Ballmer...

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Dell confirms Chromebook for Blighty

Buck Futter

Netbook 9

I fondly remember my Dell Netbook 9. 1 kg, small, speedy enough thanks to its SSD... four years later and both the specs and the prices haven't changed. What exactly is the benefit of the Chromebook s'posed to be? If they could have upped the quality of it a bit, say, aluminium case, non-crappy keyboard and touchpad, I would certainly have bought a new one. As for this GoogleShopfrontBook... no thanks...

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Microsoft yanks Surface 2 DIM SCREEN of DEATH fix in update snafu

Buck Futter

And....

People are wondering why Microsoft isn't selling any tablets. Would you trust this company to put out a decent product? After thirty years of utter abusive shite I will never ever buy a Microsoft product with my own money. This just goes to show that the best thing to do is simply ignore whatever it is they're trying to peddle. They're done, and about twenty years too late...

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Tube be or not tube be: Apple’s CYLINDRICAL Mac Pro is out tomorrow

Buck Futter

Re: AMD FirePro

Yes, I'm sure that was foremost on Apple's mind. Imagine the customer backlash if the graphics drivers do not fully support Linux!

To all the people whining about the new Mac Pro, I would think very few of you would actually buy a Mac in the first place, and secondly, you're probably not a target market.

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Why Microsoft absolutely DOESN'T need its own Steve Jobs

Buck Futter

Re: A fine line between Vision and Arrogance

Well that's just it. Windows 'stole' the shortcuts, which is why Ctrl-W will still close documents (on the Mac it's Cmd-W for docs, Cmd-Q for apps).

Having the command key to either side of the spacebar means that every key on the keyboard is within easy reach. Just try pressing Alt-Y, or Alt-W.

It is (close to) moronic that copying and pasting involves the following sequence:

Ctrl-C

Alt-Tab

Ctrl-V

Unless you're an acrobat, I have to rearrange the position of my hand THREE times. On a Mac, it would be:

Cmd-C

Cmd-Tab

Cmd-V

I can do all of those while keeping my thumb on the control key. And don't even get me started on the most useless key of all, the 'Context-Menu' key which does exactly....what? Thank God my IBM Model M doesn't have these newfangled aberrations....

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Buck Futter

SJ did have one thing right

When he said Microsoft have no taste. I still can't believe they expect people to buy their products when they have a proven track record of producing nothing but utter shit. And that has been going on for nearly thirty years.

The problem with Win 8 is that it is trying to bend the laws of the universe, and you just can't do that Jim. Stuffing a full PC into a machine the size of a thin paperback with enough oomph to run Office and Photoshop and any number of programs while having a battery that lasts for more than ten hours AND costs less than an iPad.... Even if they would have been able to make it, there would be no room for profit.

They were either tool lazy, or too incompetent. As SJ said, good design is about saying no. Three different runtimes for phones, tablets, and Xbox? No. Forcing a non-proven UI that no one wants onto your mainstream OS? No. Offering a low-cost(-ish) tablet whose USP is an office suite that isn't even ready for use on a touchscreen devices? No.

If they had covered those points (plus several other ones) then they would have stood a chance, but they don't care, they have never cared about quality because they never had to. Every time when they had to compete with a company that did put in some effort they either had to spend billions (Xbox), or lose (Kin, PlaysforSure, Zune, Windows Mobile, I could go on...).

Microsoft isn't going to go away, but they will never be able to enter the consumer market unless financed by their business unit. Here's hoping their new CEO will see that and start cutting off those parts that bring nothing but embarrassment.

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WTF is the Internet of Things and how insurers will use it against you

Buck Futter

what's more

It has been proven time and again that when people can get away with no longer thinking for themselves, they will forget about it. If I know I would never need to remember if I left the stove on, I will probably never check it again. Of course there will be problems whenever you are someplace where the stove doesn't automatically check itself, but the biggest problem is people will get even lazier.

Also, I find it interesting that you use the fishtank as an example, as with all the sensors that will soon be surrounding us, will it be us owning the fishtank, or living inside one?

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Lumia 2520: Our Vulture gets his claws on Nokia's first Windows RT slab

Buck Futter

For once, they speaketh the truth

I give credit to Nokia for naming this thing aptly:

2520 will be the year Windows RT will become popular.

Good thing they are biding their time...

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SUPERSIZE ME: Nokia unveils Surface rival and 2 plumped-up phablets

Buck Futter

All you need to know

"a nice idea, since switching from typing to swiping is inconvenient."

That right there is the best example of why Win 8 is such a horrible idea.

Also, the reason people use their tablets in the morning and evening might be because, oh I don't know, they actually have a job to do. Just because they're not online doesn't mean their tablets aren't being used. I use mine quite a lot for reading or games, and I have no need to be online for that.

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11m Chinese engulfed by 'Airpocalypse' at 4000% of safe pollution levels

Buck Futter

Re: Another sign that we are officially in the future

There's a really good book that deals with this topic, it's called "Stung!". Basically, all marine eco-systems have been overfished to the point of extinction, jellyfish move in and expand, game over...

In twenty years time there won't be any fish left, so get used to it. What I find particularly interesting is that books advocating healthy living are STILL telling us we should eat more fish. Even though the oceans have been practically swept clean, and the fish that do get pulled in are chock-a-block with chemicals and medication.

Funny thing is, the Omega-3 in fish oil isn't even particularly good for us, a much better alternative is walnuts or Chia seed.

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Google's Project Glass headman answers most pressing question: 'Why?'

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Sigh...

>> "A few thousand years ago," he said, "basically you were out of luck" if you didn't know someone who could answer your question.

What is surprising to me is that so many really stupid people seem to be working at Google. I'm reminded of what Roy told Moss about being good at science, but completely rubbish at everything else.

It would seem these people have no idea what the societal effects of these kinds of devices will be, or they just don't care.

A few thousand years ago, if someone couldn't answer your question, you would have to go look for it. In fact. this was the state of the world just a few decades ago. They were called libraries.

It's this simplified view of the world that scares me, because I know a lot of people who work for Google or similar companies, and they all talk like that.

Thank god for the ecological apocalypse happening in a few years, at least we won't have to worry about shite like this...

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Why Teflon Ballmer had to go: He couldn't shift crud from Windows 8, Surface

Buck Futter

Re: shocked, but not surprised

That has only ever worked for Jesus and Jobs...

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Buck Futter

Re: I'm a MSFT Fan But.....

That being said, how many companies would have migrated to Windows 8 anyway? Many are still trying to get to 7, so in Ballmer's defence, going after the consumer space was not a a bad idea. If you can fault him for anything, it is not pushing through the single framework that would have united the three OSes.

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Buck Futter

Re: Put my CV through but I have yet to hear.

You could say you're a Premium Gold ChairPoint 2013 Professional...

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Bradley Manning is no more. 'Call me Chelsea,' she says

Buck Futter

Re: Validity of Self-Declarations?

It depends on local rules. In Thailand for instance, you can quite easliy change your gender, in fact, there's an official third gender just for ladyboys.

For normal civilians living in a western quasi-democracy, it's actually not all that hard to officially change your gender. Following from that, you can choose to have your name altered to fit your new identity.

As for your other questions:

Ethnicity --> Michael Jackson

Height --> Platform shoes

Species --> Well, let's face it, most people on the internet don't seem to belong the same species...

Guilt --> Stop being a catholic should do it.

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Buck Futter

Re: This may backfire badly

Yes, but considering the kind of treatment (s)he's been getting, that might actually be an improvement. I don't think anyone living through that is going to come out as a normal person.

Having said that, it takes courage to do the things (s)he's done, certainly more than 99% of the posters on El Reg (sadly, probably, including myself...).

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YouTube Wars: Microsoft cries foul as Windows Phone app pulled again

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Title

Yes, all three Windows Phone users are in tears...

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Penguins, I give you: The SOLAR-POWERED Ubuntu laptop

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Re: One improvement

Plus, you can buy the extra extended battery kit for when the sun's gone down called NIGHT SOIL.

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How did Microsoft get to be a $1.2bn phone player? Hint: NOT Windows Phone

Buck Futter

Re: Google paying royalties?

Although both Apple and Microsoft use their patent portfolio as a tactical weapon, they have different goals.

Apple is selling millions of iDevices, so naturally, they'd want a competitor who...shall we say...has drawn some inspiration from them to be punished. That's what the patent war between Apple and Samsung is all about.

Microsoft has no turf to protect, so they are making lemonade. Maybe they couldn't sell a phone to a sixteen year old, but at least they can get their pound of flesh from the ones that can.

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Samsung overtakes Apple as most profitable global handset maker

Buck Futter

Re: 'more premium devices'

Really, your iPhone is rusting now? Apart from the outer layer oxidising, thereby protecting the deeper layers, aluminium doesn't "rust" in the classic sense... Furthermore, plastic tends to deteriorate and discolour over longer periods of time (depending on what type and quality of plastic being used).

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Microsoft Surface sales numbers revealed as SHOCKINGLY HIDEOUS

Buck Futter

Re: Too bad

Agreed. Microsoft needs to shift to a new paradigm. Problem is, their customer base is not so keen to follow. Unlike Apple or Google, MS has always prided itself for its backward compatibility.

The key to RT's failure is simple: Office. If they had introduced it with a fully-capable, or even a cut-down metro version of Office, and not bothered with this schizo bipolar UI, no one would have thought that it was a bad product. Overpriced, maybe, but not bad.

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Nokia flops out its 4G, 4.7-inch WHOPPER: The Lumia 625

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Some daring

"The large screen won’t be winning many awards for its density, but it's perfectly adequate, and usable with gloves - which for most punters will matter more."

It's getting to be over 40 degrees outside, are you sure people in the market for buying a new phone are going to give two tosses about using it with gloves.

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Smartwatch makers: You need apps to beat Apple

Buck Futter

Optional

Could someone please tell me what all the fuzz is about? Ever since Jobs hinted that Apple was working on a watch, everyone and their mother have been trying to beat Apple to market.

But why?

Why do these people think that a watch would make sense? Apart from telling the time, what could you possibly use it for? It's too small to use for looking up stuff. The devices are too large and bulky and quite frankly look hideous.

And then there's the price. Why would I spend $200 to shave a few seconds off my day so I can find out what the weather's going to be like? I mean, didn't SPOT have those same kind of apps, and look where that went.

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