* Posts by Tom Paine

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Labour: Free British broadband for country if we win general election

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Re: Marx would be proud

"Labour literally don't understand that issuing bonds IS printing money."

Bonds aren't money. They're basically loan agreements with repayment schedules, which can be traded in a secondary market. When you hear about companies that have been "loaded up with debt" by venture capitalists, what they're doing is selling bonds.

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And not unnaturally if we refuse to follow "rules", we're not going to be able to sell them stuff. Just like we in the UK don't want things like chicken that's had to be washed in chlorine because it's lousy with bacteria because they're kept in such horrible conditions.

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Re: Political self-obsession and onanism

"doing well" is doing a LOT of lifting there.

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Re: Paranoid, moi?

Having a single national consumer access network makes it much easier to do blanket blocks on "unwanted" traffic - unwanted by the government, that is.

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Re: @steelpillow and ImAlrightJack

Eh? From 1959 until privatisation in the 80s, the standard phone was the Type 706 (and variants) which was plastic -- ABS I think -- not bakelite. "Trimphones" didn't turn up til the late 70s as I recall.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/GPO_telephones

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Re: @JIm84

What you might be thinking of is the late 50s loss of traffic that made many lines uneconomic to operate.

Fun little sidebar -- it seems to have passed largely unnoticed, but Johnson has casually promised to reinstate all the lines closed by the Beeching cuts.

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/politics/2019/11/15/conservatives-reopen-railway-lines-closed-1960s-beeching-cuts/

Somewhat confusingly, he thinks this will cost £500m ...

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Re: @steelpillow and ImAlrightJack

It only makes sense for the providers, not the infrastructure. [Continues at some length]

Yes. That is why OpenReach exists, with their regulatory requirement to provide non-discriminatory access to all the consumer service providers.

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Re: So no more CCTV then

Of course, because only evil capitalists would provide internet access that allowed cyber attacks. The People's Internet will be scrubbed clean of malignity under the wise guidance of the Great Grandad.

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338 comments?

This should be fun. I haven't started reading the comments yet but I can already smell my eyebrows singeing...

50 years ago, someone decided it would be OK to fire Apollo 12 through a rain cloud. Awks, or just 'SCE to Aux'?

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Re: Apollo 13

As I remember it (from the article I read a couple of years ago) A13 had *multiple* 'total loss of vehicle / crew' failures - and survived them all, of course. ..ahhhh found it: fascinating stuff.

https://www.universetoday.com/62339/13-things-that-saved-apollo-13/

What a boar! Wild pigs snort and snuffle €20k worth of marching powder stashed in Tuscan forest

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Re: "Coldiretti – Italy's largest farmers' association – led protests in Rome"

AFAIK recreational hinting of boar is illegal in the UK. They're culled in the Forest from time to time - as are deer, and more controversially these days, badgers - by professionals.

No, not Bodie and Doyle.

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Re: "Coldiretti – Italy's largest farmers' association – led protests in Rome"

Can confirm that a small group of boar foraging for slugs, worms, grubs and roots can rotovate a lawn or flowerbeds as efficiently as the machine, without the ludicrous Travis Perkins hire fee.

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Fleetwood Mac 'Tusk' joke here.

I lived in the Forest of Dean when boar first turned up there. Coming across a mum with a litter of youngish piglets and very very cautiously stalking them through the woods for ten mins is a memory I'll take to my grave (their existence was only a rumour at that point, Jan 04.) Eventually the mum stopped, turned to the slope to where I was hanging onto a tree, and sent a really pretty direct species-to-species telepathic message. The gist was "Alright Attenborough, I know you're there. If you know what's good for you, you'll CTFO right. This. Second. Understood? Cushti. Nobody needs to get hurt...."

Hubble grabs first snap of interstellar comet... or at least that's what we hope this smudge is

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Couple of things

1. If the smudge *isn't* a comet,.. well, look at it. It's a comet unless it's a flying saucer ejecting an awful lot of non-recyclable waste.

2. There's a Bulgarian football joke somewhere in Comet Borisov, but I for one ain't going there.

Well, well, well. Fancy that. UK.gov shelves planned pr0n block

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Trollface

How astonishing!

Looking forward to the "Johnson says OK to porn for kiddies" headlines in tomorrow's sewer press XD

Conspiracy loons claim victory in Brighton and Hove as council rejects plans to build 5G masts

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Although the decision by Brighton was not based on ill-founded health grounds [...]

Imagine finding this bad boy in your shower: Brit startup pulls the sheets off Moon spider mech

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Alien

Re: Do I have this right..?

Ahhh, Clangers don't use towels. Here's the canonical episode, which it says here is almost FIFTY YEARS OLD (!) showing how they deal with trundlebots: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HArUmqqiL0s

Extremely prescient model-making there, there was nothing so advanced in real life in December 1969. Ingesting samples for internal labs didn't happen until Viking in 1976, IIRC.

China and Russia join to battle 'illegal internet content,' which means what you fear it does

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Re: Where?

North America, Europe, and Australasia mainly (but not exclusively.)

Next?

Twitter: No, really, we're very sorry we sold your security info for a boatload of cash

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"When an advertiser uploaded their marketing list, we may have matched people on Twitter to their list based on the email or phone number the Twitter account holder provided for safety and security purposes. This was an error and we apologize."

Twitter assures users that no "personal" information was shared, though we're not sure what Twitter would consider "personal information" if your phone number and email address do not meet the bar.

So you're accusing Twitter of telling barefaced lies? You're alleging they DID share the data with advertisers, even though they deny it?

Nix to the mix: Chrome to block passive HTTP content swirled into HTTPS pages

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An attacker with access to the network path between client and server can intercept HTTP requests for images on your site and swap or replace these images; the attacker can swap the save and delete button images, causing your users to delete content without intending to; replace your product diagrams with lewd or pornographic content, defacing your site; or replace your product pictures with ads for a different site or product.

Fixed that for Google.

Has anyone seen any evidence of these sort of attacks in the wild, apart from pranks at Defcon?

Virtual inanity: Solution to Irish border requires data and tech not yet available, MPs told

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Re: Real inanity

No, not at all, that's not how derivatives work - the whole theory is based on a misapprehension about the operation of derivative markets.

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Mushroom

Re: An alternative solution

It's a fine idea, except that (1) support in Ireland for leaving the EU is effectively zero, and (2) there are a number of persons with rather strong opinions on the question of (as they see it) foreigners building a border down themiddle of their country, and history suggests their protests may be a little more viorous, disruptive and direct than the Extinction Rebellion people currently glued to various buildings in Whitehall. And a bit less with the non-violence.

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Re: Lying in the Chamber

Dominicus de classic

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Just like they can never name a single concrete thing in their actual lives that they expect to change for the better after Brexit.

GNU means GNU's Not U: Stallman insists he's still Chief GNUisance while 18 maintainers want him out as leader

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Re: "misunderstandings and mischaracterizations of what I have said"

I guess Trump is rubbing off on more people than I thought.

His tendency to rub off on people has always been a bit of a millstone around Trump's career. Especially when doing it on camera.

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downright stupid or offensive,

So you think people who are downright stupid or offensive should be put in charge of things? (No, of course you don't, but that's what you've just implied.)

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Meh

Re: "The only way to do serious computing - servers, supercomputers, science?"

Hi, I'm working for a pretty substantial financial services firm. Just one anecdotal data point but FWIW: we have lots of web servers including app servers used by clients and a whole heap of middleware / db / MQ and whatnot, as well as the usual departmental file & print, AD etc. The production estate's roughly 3:1 Windows to Linux. (Desk-side, including servers, is 100% Windows.)

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False dichotomy.

What? No way. Apple? Censoring iOS 13 to appease China? Gosh. How shocking. Who'd have thought it?

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Re: China?

Companies get to do things like pander to comically insecure heads of state and their acolytes, who become a laughing stock the world over.

But that's their chjoice, d'you see? A choice that has what we call a moral dimension. And Apple (and many, many other corps) have made the wrong choice.

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Re: China?

Does it occur to you to connect the former activity to the latter? It's called "joining the dots", you should try it some time.

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Re: China?

Don't trust China or Apple or Google or Facebook.

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SUBS! typo

....linked to human rightd abuses of Uighurs

Spacecraft that told us 'you're screwed' finally gives up the ghost after doubling its shelf life

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Trollface

Another outing for this oldie but goldie from @VizComic .... https://www.flickr.com/photos/norbet/40381299060

Kaspersky warns of encryption-busting Reductor malware

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Re: Turla, another group of highly intelligent people gone over to the Dark Side

Sure, until you plebs drift into the "legitimate target" category. Or the "unfortunate but acceptable collateral damage" one.

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Re: And this, ladies & gents ..

Dude. It's Turla. Hint: they're not the US.

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Re: 3 or 4 or 5 ?

Turla.

https://twitter.com/campuscodi/status/1180093691467325441

This won't end well. Microsoft's AI boffins unleash a bot that can generate fake comments for news articles

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Re: No thanks, we've already got one...

Leave Justin Warfield out of this, please

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Re: If you could try *not* breaking the Internet

It's really pretty obvious, if you look back at your comment and have another think about it.

(Edit - I didn't downvote you myself)

IR35 blame game: Barclays to halt off-payroll contractors, goes directly to PAYE

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Re: "engage on a PAYE basis"

Contractors don't worry about retaining their job

Let's see how well that statement holds up in six months' time.

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Re: "engage on a PAYE basis"

In the end, there's a lot more more risk being a contractor than an employee

Don't do that, then, I guess?

Cassini may be dead – but its data shows basic building blocks of life spewing from Enceladus

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Joke

GIN!

Cassini spacecraft found “low-mass organic compounds in the Enceladean ice grains: nitrogen-bearing, oxygen-bearing, and aromatic.” The ice grains were spewed from the hydrothermal vents on the Moon’s ocean floor.

No doubt some hipsters in a lockup in Hackney are preparing to launch an artisanal gin based on this recipe.

WeWork, but We don't IPO: Self-styled techie boarding house calls off cursed stock offering

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Re: If there is a way to revolutionize the commercial real estate business...

It's rather difficult to say that a sector is doing badly, parts are and parts aren't.

Yes, and if you arrange the numbers for each of those parts in a column, draw a line at a bottom and add up all the component parts, you get a number that enables you to say something about the sector as a whole. Rather straightforward, I'd say...

If your org hasn't had a security incident in the last year: Good for you, you're in the minority

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Definition

As the piece says, "data breach" is a moveable feast, or to put it more precisely, "marketing guff". An ankle-biter malware infection is a system compromise is a breach?

That said, $employer is one of the 5%. Clearly, we must have state of the art technology and a fine staff of highly skilled an experienced developers and engineers looking after all the shizzle.

< /deadpan >

NASA Administrator upends the scorn bucket on Elon Musk's Starship spurtings

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Apollo 1 didn't even fly.

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Re: He'd better hurry - Virgin Galactic only a year away from launch!

Can't help thinking about the N1 when I read about that sort of design.

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Re: Something has been nagging me about the look of Starship

ES!

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Re: The NASA guy is right

Newsflash! Not all sales droids are smooth, glib and manipulative.

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Re: Sour Grapes

Fortunately, nothing more can go wrong, and any crew in a Dragon are entirely safe. Oh yes.

Hey, it's Google's birthday! Remember when they were the good guys?

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Re: I remember

As a young student I'd a mate who was obsessed with that early incarnation of del Amitri - Hammering Heart, Sticks & Stones etc. Had a few of their songs on compilation tapes, as you do, then forgot about them for years, then much more recently during a spell of slightly intoxicated nostalgia went and bought it online[1]. Musically it stands up very well, but the lyrics... let's just say they've not dated too well.

[1] there's your IT angle

What's that smell? Perfume merchant senses the scent of a digital burglary

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PCI-DSS is a global "standard". It'll be a really interesting case study some day. On one hand it HAS uplifted the lowest common denominator security standards to a common, not too awful level. On the other, there's a massive industry dedicated to extracting money from retailers and others who take CC payments and getting them the right bit of paper whilst making no real difference to a shonky security posture.

Or so I hear.