Feeds

* Posts by synonymous custard

4 posts • joined 18 Aug 2008

Actors paid to queue for Poland's iPhone launch

synonymous custard

Apples and Oranges

fnarr fnarr, you fruity lot

> this is quite a sizable portion

> your bashing of the iPhone to me is a symptom of a jerk

> iPhone-envy

> now I see why you're so touchy

> 'prime the pump'

> Faking it!

> tidy appearance and a pretty user interface

> kiss and make up

> felchposts exuded by random soapboxers

> must need some serious missionary

> Cheap shots

> fire them off

> OK, I deserve the chastisement (moderatrix)

> While Mr Mectron is quite entitled to have his own needs and desires

> I know several people with this device (not myself) who find it extremely useful, at a stroke negating Mr Mectron's assertion.

> puerile satisfaction teasing

ok ok, hand me the dirty mac

I'm off to polish the iPhone

0
0

Card fraud-fearing Brit tourists carry cash

synonymous custard

cash please

I always prefer cash, of course the fact I look like i'm about to mug you, does help.

I'd love to be there as some guy runs down the street with eddies wad (of pubes).

0
0

French cough in to filthy restaurants

synonymous custard

French food in two easy steps

1 - Go to butchers, buy meat.

2 - Serve with arrogant tone.

0
0

Psychologists give gaming the thumbs up

synonymous custard

Its Edu-tainment

my eight year old learnt some spanish from a game, "CHINGA TU MADRE" he'll shout at his little pals as they flying kick each other, ahhhh, bless.

ok i'll start ->

"A third study, based on nearly 2000 World of Warcraft players, found......." eh?

streaks of piss

(Stops taxi) "I need your car" WALLOP

0
0