* Posts by IGnatius T Foobar

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Lap-slabtop-mobes with Snapdragon Arm CPUs running Windows 10: We had a quick gander

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FAIL

Microsoft FAIL

So ... Qualcomm and Microsoft have invented the Chromebook. Except this one doesn't run Chrome natively. Epic fail.

Get ready for laptop-tab-smartphone threesomes from Microsoft, Lenovo, HP, Asus, Qualcomm

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FAIL

Microsoft FAIL

Haven't we already established, over and over again, that ABSOLUTELY NOBODY wants Windows on any non-Intel device.

Tech giants at war: Google pulls plug on YouTube in Amazon kit

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Meh

Seems appropriate

I have no love for either of these companies, but it is ridiculous that they've banned each other's media on their respective devices. Google, Apple, Amazon, and Microsoft are all globalist scum, but if you want any technology at all in your home, you basically have to decide whose ecosystem you want to have, otherwise you're buying four of everything. In my home we've gone Google so we have ChromeCast on every screen. And for that, we can't watch Amazon Prime Video on the telly. I'm not buying FireSticks just for that!

So yeah, these guys need to have a truce or something.

Boffins foresee most software written by machines in 2040

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FAIL

It's so easy!

COBOL has syntax so easy to understand that even a manager can read it. Low level programmers will be a thing of the past.

The six simple questions Facebook refused to answer about its creepy suicide-detection AI

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Pirate

Death

I don't want to kill myself. I want Facebook to die.

Jingle bells, IBM tells more staff it is D-day ♫

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FAIL

India Business Machines?

India Business Machines, the former technology company?

Rolls-Royce, Airbus, Siemens tease electric flight engine project

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Re: Advantages

Until we've got small nuclear reactors that are capable of making the electricity to efficiently propel the plane through the air, I expect that pure mechanical systems (like turbofans) are better than hybrid electrical ones.

You're correct, of course, but the same people who hate hydrocarbon fuels also hate nuclear fuels because they labor under the mistaken assumption that wind and solar are scalable, and will fight/tax everything else until they get their way.

Microsoft scoops Search UI out from the gaping black maw of Cortana

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Megaphone

Give us what we REALLY want!

Give us what we REALLY want: the ability to TURN CORTANA OFF COMPLETELY.

DNS resolver 9.9.9.9 will check requests against IBM threat database

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Defining /32 routes isn’t exactly rocket science, however I’d expect that they defined something like a /28

If they are announcing it from lots of different places around the world, likely in an anycast configuration, they would have to use 9.9.9.0/24

Almost no networks allow anything smaller than a /24 in their BGP tables

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DNS

So whose DNS do you trust? Obviously not Google.

If you care enough about having "pure" DNS, it really isn't all that hard to run your own DNS server.

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Megaphone

10.10.10.10 security problem

So we've got 8.8.8.8 for Google DNS and 9.9.9.9 for Quad9 secure.

I'm more concerned with 10.10.10.10 ... somehow, this service has access to my home network.

iPhone X: Bargain! You've just bagged yourself a cheap AR device

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FAIL

Apple FAIL

iPhones are interesting pieces of kit but they lack a proper Android operating system.

Nathan Barley blamed for global GDP slump

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Pint

Meanwhile, in the USA...

Meanwhile, in the USA... every economic indicator is up. Our economy here is good. All thanks to President Trump (peace be upon him).

Aww: Apple won't be HomePod for Christmas

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FAIL

Apple FAIL

Seriously, why didn't Apple get something like this into the market two years ago? Steve Jobs would have been on the job right away, and probably would have given it some "wow" features. Instead we get a boring, overpriced, "meee tooo" product from The Company Formerly Known As Apple.

Ho-hum, you're-dumb. Pass on this one.

Microsoft exec says ARM-powered Windows laptops have multi-day battery life

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Microsoft FAIL

Any "windows" machine that doesn't run x86/x64 Windows software is doomed to fail. This is the reason nobody wants Windows RT (or whatever they're calling it now and pretending it isn't Windows RT). It's also the reason nobody wants Windows 10S.

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FAIL

Microsoft FAIL

Didn't "Windows RT" prove that the whole world is already in agreement that NOBODY wants an ARM-powered Windows machine?

Facebook's music plans mean you'll never leave Facebook

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Stop

It's time for Facebook to be broken up.

It's time for Facebook to be broken up.

Let's start by drawing and quartering Mark Zuckerberg.

Then we'll do Amazon/Bezos next.

Donald Trump's tweets: Are they presidential statements or not?

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FAIL

Obama

Also ... Barack Obama is a card-carrying member of ISIS and he was *definitely* born in Kenya.

Munich council: To hell with Linux, we're going full Windows in 2020

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Linux

Pyrhhic victory for Microsoft

It's a little late for this small victory for Microsoft. It is true that the Linux desktop has failed to catch on in a big way. But it's also come to pass that Linux now dominates pretty much *every* other sector of computing. Mobile? 80+ percent Linux, and pretty close to 100% non-Microsoft. Network infrastructure? All Linux. Cloud? 100% Linux, except for Microsoft's own. Servers? No one runs Windows Server anymore, except to run Microsoft's own server applications. The game of Microsoft using its desktop monopoly to take over everything else is pretty much over, and they lost.

The point is: Microsoft is no longer an existential threat to everyone who is not itself anymore. That mantle is now held by Amazon, and to a lesser extent, Facebook.

OpenStack says its work is largely done. Now your hard work can fill in the blanks

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FAIL

More likely...

More likely, OpenStack has kind of lost its lustre. Punters wanted a turnkey solution that would give them an out-of-the-box "Mini AWS". OpenStack is clearly not that. As it turns out, running a cloud is hard! VMware can get you there with vCloud Director but even that takes some effort.

Guess who's now automating small-biz IT jobs? Yes, it's Microsoft

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FAIL

One requirement...

...you do need to have Frontpage Extensions loaded on every computer for this to work.

Google lets Android devs see nanosecond-level GNSS data

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Mushroom

Excellent! Android DIY ICBM

This is great news. Now anyone can build an ICBM and have the guidance system powered by a simple Android device.

Now where does one go on eBay for weapons-grade plutonium...

HMRC's switch to AWS killed a small UK cloud business

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Facepalm

Amazon is the new Microsoft

Amazon is the new Microsoft. Amazon is an existential threat to every technology company that is not Amazon. Be afraid.

Google slides text message 2FA a little closer to the door

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FAIL

Compromise via SS7?!

Last month, Positive Technologies named gmail as one service still vulnerable to compromise via SS7.

So to intercept a login you have to compromise both the site being logged into, and the telephone network itself? That's not easy. In fact, it's far easier to compromise the mark's IP network than it is to compromise his mobile provider.

Ubuntu 17.10: We're coming GNOME! Plenty that's Artful in Aardvark, with a few Wayland wails

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Linux

The year of Linux everywhere except the desktop

We've been going at this for too long. The conventional wisdom was that unless Linux takes the desktop, Microsoft will leverage its monopoly to take everything else. Well guess what, kids -- here we are, literally DECADES later, and Windows still rules the desktop. But Linux has taken over literally EVERYTHING else. Linux dominates handheld devices like phones, embedded devices like set top boxes, network infrastructure, and even servers: no one uses Windows Server anymore except to run Microsoft's own server software.

The lesson learned here: if Linux hasn't taken the desktop by now, it probably never will; and if Windows hasn't taken "everything else" by now, it probably never will. The truth is that Microsoft is no longer the existential threat to everything that is not itself, as it was in the 1990's and 2000's. That mantle now belongs to Amazon and Facebook. As for me, this dyed-in-the-wool Penguinista who ran desktop Linux for 20 years has switched to Windows 10 (with Cortana disabled, of course). It's safe now, kids. Come on out.

No, the FCC can't shut down TV stations just because Donald Trump is mad at the news

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Hyperbole

President Trump (peace be upon him) doesn't actually think he can shut down TV stations, nor does he even want to. It's just hyperbole, and part of his style.

And not even needed, either. The anti-Trump hysteria coming from the Hitler-equivalent left and their left wing TV stations are making their ratings sink by themselves. Between the rape factory called Hollywood, the America-hate factory called the NFL, and all the other left wing enemies of civilization self destructing, it's no wonder the ratings are going down the toilet.

Millions of Americans have already "cut the cord" and more are going to.

Thank God for President Trump, finally a leader who represents the people and not special interests.

IBM: We're now a, what's not losing money? Ah, a cognitive cloud champ!

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FAIL

India Business Machines?

India Business Machines? Didn't they used to be a technology company or something?

Resellers on Surface: Yeah, go ahead and kill it. What do we care...

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Microsoft, get out of the tablet business.

Microsoft should just get out of the tablet business completely. 100% of Microsoft's "touch" interface is complete crap. Re-optimize Windows for use with a mouse and keyboard. Anyone who wants a tablet is going to buy one with iOS or Android anyway.

Open source sets sights on killing WhatsApp and Slack

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Linux

open source email and chat

Open source email and chat, integrated into the same groupware server? Citadel has done this for years. It's about time OX caught up.

How many times can Microsoft kill Mobile?

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Re: Clusterfcuk

Disappointed in 2015, went back to a SUPERB WM.

Steve? Steve Ballmer? Is that you?

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Re: Andromeda

By all means use same underlying OS, such as drivers, filesystem and kernel, but only a moronic egotistical company inflicts SAME GUI on every device.

You mean like Linux with X11 on desktops and Linux with the Android UI on phones? Yup, it works great; millions of satisfied users confirm it :)

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Re: Microsoft is trying very hard to kill itself.

Microsoft may no longer be the powerful force that can turn the whole IT industry on its ear with a single announcement like back in the late 90s, but those products still generate gobs of cash and Microsoft doesn't even really need to do anything to improve them at this point.

And we like them that way. Microsoft is no longer an existential threat to everyone in the industry who is not Microsoft. Combine this with the fact that after a 20 year beta period, Windows is finally usable now, and a lot of us can finally be a bit more chill about these things.

2019: The year that Microsoft quits Surface hardware

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"mobile" revenue

Also, Microsoft's "mobile" revenue will drop like a stone once their bogus patents expire and they have to stop extorting Android vendors.

Oracle VP: 'We want the next decade to be Java first, Java always'

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JavaScript != Java

"We generally see Java and JavaScript at the top of the rankings," he said during his turn on stage.

That's a bit disingenuous. JavaScript and Java share zero except the characters j-a-v-a in their names.

Bill Gates says he'd do CTRL-ALT-DEL with one key if given the chance to go back through time

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FAIL

Speaking of Gates FAILs...

"640K ought to be enough for anybody."

-- Bill Gates

(he spent his entire career denying it, but he really did say it.)

Microsoft teases web-based Windows Server management console

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FAIL

Yet Another Microsoft Console

Great. Now we'll have to admin Windows boxen using the web based console AND the non web based console AND the Administrative Tools screens AND the Control Panel AND "Settings" and and and...

Confirmed: Oracle laid off 964 people from former Sun building

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Linux

Solaris is the new Netware

Solaris is the new NetWare. Snoracle will move all of their value added stuff to Linux so no one has to use their unwanted proprietary operating system anymore.

Windows Subsystem for Linux is coming to Windows Server

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Linux

Obvious outcome

I've said it before, and they're definitely moving in this direction: the obvious outcome of the WSL effort is for them to be able to run Linux-based Docker containers directly on Windows Server, without the need for a Linux VM helping out. They're getting there.

Looking forward to Solaris 11.next this year? Whomp-whomp. Check again in 2018

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Linux

Legacy platform

Like it or not, Solaris/SPARC is now a legacy platform. The only difference between it and HPUX/Itanium is that the latter is a few years ahead in its trip to the tarpits of doom.

It's a Linux world now, and Snoracle knows it.

Big Tech slams Trump on plan to deport kids

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DACA bad. MAGA good.

Ignore the hate coming from the political left who assume everything President Trump does is racist. The man does not have a racist bone in his body. Look at the diversity of the people he is working with and for in Texas right now. He is a compassionate man who loves everyone.

President Trump is against *illegal immigration*, nothing more, nothing less. He doesn't care about a person's ethnicity, he cares about whether they are in the country legally or if they have committed the *crime* of crossing the border without permission.

Why does Big Tech have an opinion? Simple: they want cheap labor. Anyone who is employed in the United States (including *legal* immigrants) is opposed to loose enforcement of immigration law which allows Big Tech (and others) to have a cheap supply of what is basically slave labor instead of hiring American citizens at American wages.

New York Police scrap 36,000 Windows smartphones

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LBJ

Q: how many Windows Phone users does it take to change a light bulb?

A: both of them.

Facebook may print money but thirsty Wall Street wants more

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Re: All that lovely advertising lucre

In fact, I wouldn't be surprised if the reason of Facebook's success was the data it gathers from third-party websites

That's why it's important to run a Facebook Blocker extension on your browser. Yes, there is such a thing, and yes, you need to be running it, to keep Facebook (who are LITERALLY Hitler) from following you around all over the web.

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Mobile revenue

Mobile now accounts for 87 per cent of Facebook revenue.

...because it's a lot harder to run ad blockers on mobile. Once that shoe drops, Facebook (who are literally Hitler) will have a lot less revenue.

Can North Korean nukes hit US mainland? Maybe. But EMP blast threat is 'highly credible'

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military strategy

I think that very much depends on whether Trump decides the strategy or [...] one of his Generals.

If recent events are any indication, President Trump (PBUH) knows he needs to listen to the Generals when it comes to anything involving the military. From Syria to North Korea to Afghanistan right down to deciding whether to allow trans to serve, he seems to be perfectly willing to listen to what the Generals are recommending.

Old Firefox add-ons get 'dead man walking' call

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FAIL

That one machine

Every IT shop has "that one machine" somewhere that's got just the right version of OS, Browser, and Java to run so-and-so legacy app that needs a Java applet to run. Better snapshot that machine while it's still working, folks...

Surfacegate: Microsoft execs 'misled Nadella', claims report

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FAIL

Microsoft FAIL

Seriously, why bother with one of these things anyway? They're basically just overpriced status symbols. They're not very good at being a computer *or* a tablet and they run the same version of Windows as everything else. Just get an ultrabook from a reputable manufacturer; Intel has already done all of the enginnering and worked out the thermal tolerances etc.

Flash... Nu-uh! Tech folk champing at the bit to switch off life support

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Are you listening, VMware?

Are you listening, VMware? That "web" client you have, which is written in Flash and is an inferior experience to the ancient Windoze-based client, needs to be overhauled and replaced with something usable.

Firefox doesn't need to be No 1 – and that's OK, 'cos it's falling off a cliff

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Meh

ABM

Firefox is good, Chrome is good, basically anything that keeps Microsoft's browser share down in the non-threatening range is good.

Microsoft hits new low: Threatens to axe classic Paint from Windows 10

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FAIL

Microsoft FAIL

Fine, axe the Paint program if you want, but give us the option to uninstall all of the other crapware that comes with Windoze 10. FFS Microsoft, I'm an IT guy; my work computer doesn't need all of your crappy Windoze Phone apps.

SQL Server 2017's first rc lands and – yes! – it runs on Linux

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Good first step.

This is a good first step. Now please port Active Directory to Linux so we can get rid of those pesky Windows-based domain controllers.

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