* Posts by Joe Cooper

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Fridge-sized war raygun for US bombers gets $40m

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No

Things sell more when you put a 99 at the end. Duh!

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Stargate

They did this in a Stargate SG-1 episode.

Anubis was firing a laser beam through the gate to destroy Stargate Command. The USAF had a metal plate covering the gate that was supposed to protect against gunfire and light weapons, but the beam was melting it. They spent a good part of the episode hosing it down with liquid nitrogen, but the alien's technology was well enough to sustain the beam indefinitely. In the end they had to have the gate lifted out of the base and flung into space.

DARPA issues call for notions on Starship-for-2111 plan

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Shoot the lawyers

The shooters, then, had no legal defense and were sentences to death.

X-51A hydrocarb scramjet flames out in second test

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Un-good

When y'all build a scramjet and it bones itself, you can describe it with any words you like, pardner.

Duke Nukem Forever rocks up on shelves

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n/t

That's such a dumb statement on so many levels. Aside from the fact that this game is shaping up to be a flop, demonstrating the weakness of such a product on today's market, that's like saying Porky's or Revenge of the Nerds casts a bad light on all film.

Explosion in iPad factory kills two, injures more

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Built yourself

You mined your own silicon?

DARPA, NASA look to spawn STARSHIP enterprise

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War and overpop

War is a brutally stupid way to deal with overpopulation as the biggest we've had in history not only hardly put a dent in it, but also spawned new technology that allowed even faster growth. And it's already EASILY bad enough to make you ask "what's so bad about overpopulation anyway?"

I mean serious, what sort of flat out fucking retard would think the wars are really the better option for anyone, let alone the environment? You realize a pop-cleansing war warrants nukes, right? A lot?

Plus you'd just be flattening the city people and the brains of society, leaving everything in the hands of rural farmer bible beater types.

Besides, we see in every developing country that as it develops pop levels off pretty much automatically. We're now contending with inverse demographics, risk of workforce shortage, tossing or scaling back the social institution of retirement...

Lastly, China sucks, and it's always a red flag when someone points at China as someone to emulate.

Boffins pull plug on SETI alien-seeking antenna array

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Why stop there?

Just spend $2 on a marker so you can take a cardboard box and draw some fake knobs and Colonel Young on it. Instant sci-fi TV.

Pretending is just as good as the real thing, no?

Multimillionaire's private space ship 'can land on Mars'

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@John Smith

Yessir, but the atmosphere is about 1/100th the density.

The difference is large enough to require substantially different aerodynamics. A vehicle designed for flight on Earth, for example, can't get sufficient lift, and the drag (relevant here) is substantially lower than 1/3.

@hayseed

You might be right.

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Not Mars

He didn't exactly say you can land it on Mars. It's just able to do the final landing. The Martian atmosphere is dramatically thinner so your terminal velocity is much higher; if you use a lander designed for Earth, you'll hit the ground far too fast. Dragon has propulsive landing but the delta-v might need to be boosted a large bit to do a Mars landing.

You can try this in a simulator like Orbiter Sim. Landing the Shuttle on Mars, for example, doesn't work because the speed you need to get any lift is radically high; you can't slow down enough to land and retain any lift or control at the same time.

The BBC struggles with concept of 'tech bubble'

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Short it

Don't take this as financial advice, but there is a device for betting on the loss of a stock; short sales. Basically you sell the stock at the current price on borrowed money then buy it later at the lower price. Backwards stock trading. Or something.

But it does actually have to go down. Don't be bedazzled by the terms. If you wouldn't buy a regular stock, don't bother.

SpaceX unveils new Falcon Heavy rocket - WORLD'S BIGGEST

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Current and flying

"I thought that the Falcon 9 still hadn't even flown"

Then you need to do some reading. If you want to be pedantic, try doing it correctly.

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Holodecks

Less rockets; let's get holodecks so we can play Doom and pretend we're going to Mars. Good plan! Very ambitious!

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Nonsense

How do you plan to get in the sky's pants with something that isn't built for pleasure?

And regardless of how they look, they all do the same thing; thrust for ten minutes or so before releasing their payload.

Apple patent eyes Mac OS X tablet

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@Jonathon

Yes I see that now. Very close, though the Gnome\KDE\IceWM\etc. system shows a row of icons with mini-preview, here I just have some numbers, and I can't rename them.

Little detail? Yes. But it measurably adds to the pain in the rear factor. I have to click a drop-down menu, I see some numbers that give no hint of what's on what, then I click and then it has to do this slide animation.

The other way, I can instantly recognize which desktop I want to go to and have one-click access.

Furthermore, Apple's MO is that they're supposed to care about little details like this, and that's why they're worth these extra money.

And I do love my Mac, but basically they're doing some ridiculous over-engineering to avoid a very simple, easy solution and why?

NIH syndrome.

I wouldn't criticize Linux if it had some silliness like this (and I remember lots of silliness) but this and that stupid Expose thing make it kind of a pain in the rear to use a Mac if any program you're running opens two or more windows.

Though that's not so bad anymore since almost everything's tabbed.

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Workspaces

Is it so hard just to have four squares somewhere on the menu bar? That's what I always had in Linux and I loved it.

Fukushima fearmongers are stealing our Jetsons future

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Luckily...

The waste from oil and gas just magically vanishes into the air!

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FAIL

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Actually he did mention exactly that - do you even know what a beta burn is?

Libya fighting shows just how idiotic the Defence Review was

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Don't get it

I can clearly see the point that the Eurofighters aren't filling a need right now, but since they have to be bought so far ahead - development cycles are like ten years now, ownership for three to four decades - how can you possibly look that far ahead?

The fact is that jets do exist which are competitive with Eurofighters, and those jets are up for sale.

To say you can see so far ahead and know a country owning those jets will never get in a spat with you is kinda presumptuous, isn't it?

I know you feel that it's "fighting the last war", but if you realize that dictator swatting IS the last few wars, and that you're 100% focused on fighting it to the point of ignoring any other possibilities, it becomes a little funny.

Still love reading you though.

Fukushima one week on: Situation 'stable', says IAEA

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Journalist

Twice this week I've seen Associated Press articles about the nuclear disaster slip doom quotes from people who are actually talking about the financial situation.

My favorite was "The worst-case scenario doesn't bear mentioning and the best-case scenario keeps getting worse".

From Perpetual Investments.

Dutch develop world's largest touchscreen

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Grenade

That's neat

But the sight of that man with a ponytail really gets me so I can't enjoy it.

Ace Reg reporter in career suicide shock

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Heart

Page and Orlowski

Page and Orlowski are my favorites and the prime reason I read the Register after Vance left.

Missile defence FAIL: US 'kill vehicle' space weapon flunks test

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Interceptors

The anti sat shot with the SM3 was dramatically harder. I don't know why this particular gizmo is boring, but it's an engineering problem. Hitting a bullet with a bullet is a bad analogy because the final stage guides itself to the target. This has been accomplished multiple times before and has nothing to do with tracking the sat before hand; the unpredictable nature of the solid fuel rocket stages, atmosphere and (in the case of ship based missiles) means that it is only possible to do this by working out the details in the final stage.

These mid course shots should be easier. The prior stages do need more delta v to reach the target but that is only a matter of size and money. The target is at its lowest speed - dramatically slower than a satellite - and subject to minimal aerodynamic forces.

As more difficult shots have been done before, including the already deployed SM3, it is fair to say this is embarrassing.

As to whether or not the whole the whole concept of missile defense is a good idea, I don't know. Haven't thought about it.

The terabyte iPad is coming

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WTF?

The megabyte mobile telephone is coming!

Soon you won't need any hard drives or floppy disc backups; the one megabyte telephone is coming, and it will be able to store all the MIDI files and plain text erotic stories you could ever write!

They also never break or get lost, stolen, or confiscated by airport security, so you never need to backup up anything.

Oracle back in the Unix game with Sparc T3 servers

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Simple Explanation

IBM's boring.

Stuxnet worm can reinfect PCs even after disinfection

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Windows

"in the write up of the worm on the Symantic site ... it is quite clear that in order to infect the SCADA PLC, normal Windows methods are involved"

Uhh, yes, seeing as Windows is used.

And if they were IRIX systems, IRIX methods would be involved. (Actually, IRIX viruses do exist.)

Alternatively, apparently Israeli agents who apparently had real live agents steal security certificates from an office park in Taiwan in order (apparently) to hit a nuclear site that is (apparently) meant to make weapons grade fuel to nuke Israel, would learn that the systems run UNIX, give up and take a nap.

That makes perfect sense.

Cracking the OS was probably the easiest part of this whole shindig, and I somehow doubt that using a different OS would change that.

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"Is that having used Windows, some balloon decided to connect the reactor controls to the internet."

I'm gonna go out on a limb and say this is why they have so many different attack vectors.

How do you shuffle files from one computer to another? Either a LAN or USB keys or some kind of removable media. This transmits through both Windows file sharing and USB keys. As long as it gets into the physical site, there's a decent _chance_ it will make the necessary jumps even if the actual control computers are not connected to the internet.

SCADA worm a 'nation state search-and-destroy weapon'

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The CSM

They've always given me the clear, memorable impression of being real journalists who take their job seriously. I haven't seen them conducting any fear-mongering, now have I seen them mindlessly regurgitating what they read in the news. They're certainly no Fox News for Pravda.ru.

'Jetpack' inventors: US military showing interest. Honest

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Hey...

I say "perchance"...

Apple adds 'make the web go away' button to Safari 5

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Love it

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Epic Fail: How the photographers won, while digital rights failed

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WTF?

Huh?

At what point did it become illegal to put out your own material on your own terms?

P2P isn't even the only way to do this. You can do it with Youtube and even web hosting for $5 a month. If you can't afford that, you can't afford internet anyway.

Things like CC and GPL _require_ copyright law and creator's rights to (for example) prevent someone like Microsoft from taking your code, dropping it into their products and selling it without paying you, participating or sharing source. (As they've happily done with BSD licensed code.)

Steve Jobs: 'Pad? That's my word'

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History repeats

This happened with Nintendo in the early 90s.

They were difficult with ISVs but they played ball cause they had to.

Then the Playstation showed up and a lot of studios jumped ship as soon as they could.

A lot of awesome games wound up on the PSX and the '64 came in distant second. It only got worse with the 'Cube and it took until the Wii in '06 to really rebound.

That's a *full decade* as distant second.

I doubt any of the current crop will be the ones to give Apple the kick in the rear they need, but just wait.

All US Army combat units now to include robots

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Robots and humans

"A robot won't say, "the crowd is unarmed!"

Its easy enough to make a human not say it too.

Doesn't ANYONE know history? Chhhhrist!

I'm gonna go out on a limb and say that robots, being disposable, can take risks for civilian bystanders that humans can't.

Virgin Galactic trumpets SpaceShipTwo

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Pattern

I've noticed a pattern. Whenever someone uses the blue scientist face icon, they're about to say something completely retarded, sprinkled with eloquence and numbers that don't reflect reality.

NO it can't go to orbit. It will need extra stage, many millions of dollars per flight and if you did get that thing to orbit, it won't come back in one piece; the heat and headwind of reentry _will_ destroy it.

Superconductor forcefield to shield re-entering spacecraft?

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Missiles

Ballistic missiles are totally the way to go.

The Russian Navy offers ballistic missile launches at a cut rate subsidized by their training budget. Payloads can be launched for as little as $500 a kilo! Or pound, I can't remember. Regardless, its cheap.

Using ballistic missiles for space launch is an old idea. American Gemini astronauts used to ride on Titan II ICBMs -- the same missile they used in Star Trek First Contact.

American ballistic missiles are regularly sold surpluss to companies who convert them into launch vehicles. Orbital Sciences does this.

Intel: 3D Web to save HPC

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Is this serious?

3D web? I thought people got tired of bringing this up over ten years ago. Does anyone remember VRML?

I can't really even go into why its a dumb & superfluous idea without feeling like I'm spraying a straw man with napalm.

Meanwhile, there are already 3D virtual worlds online built for fantasy purposes.

It doesn't make shopping or working easier, but its great if you want to pretend you own a spaceship.

First ever supersonic stealth jumpjet starts hover tests at last

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Air defense

"Aren't carrier-launched aircraft intended for operations to support or defend the carrier? If so, what's the point in supersonic aircraft?"

If the enemy strike fighters get too close, they can fire missiles at your ship and destroy you and your fighter has nothing to say about it.

However, these strike fighters are also weighed down by lots of fuel and massive weapons, making them inferior fighters and, if you reach them in time you just need to stifle them until they burn too much fuel or drop weapons to flee.

This is the job of the interceptor. Look at the F-14, one of the last jets specifically designed for this job. Its marginally faster than its non-naval contemporary, the F-15, and can carry massive AIM-54 long range missiles, but has inferior thrust:weight ratio.

'F-22 Raptor stealth coatings are crap' case goes to court

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FAIL

F-15E == F-22??

The article linked clearly spells out that the Eurofighter nailed two Strike Eagles -- the fatter, less fighting-oriented version of the 30 year old F-15.

Where's the confusion coming from?

Catholic priests, scientists head to Rome to ponder alien life

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SETI

"We've got the SETI folks, who, consensus says should have found something by now, if any of those predictions are right."

I disagree; there is absolutely no data to put a timeframe on when we should expect SETI to spot something. Could be tomorrow, next year, next decade or never. Any estimate of any kind is only a reflection of personal biases.

However _alien life_ ought to be discovered within 15 years by observing spectral data of extra-solar planets to spot oxygen-rich atmospheres.

Free oxygen is rare because oxygen readily bonds with everything. The Moon, for example, is 40% oxygen by weight. The only other places we know of with free Oxygen in the air are the mindblowingly sparse atmospheres of some icey outer planet Moons. The main natural free oxygen producer we're aware of is photosynthesizing life.

So if there's tons of free oxygen, that means plant life. And if there's edible plants all over the place and free oxygen, than you'll have animal-like and fungis-like life to utilize these resources.

I'd bet by savings that this is how we'll find ET, and it'll be 20 years, tops.

A 3rd search effort is NASA's on-site studies of Mars & the outer planet moons (Europa, Enceladus, Titan, etc.)

However the turnaround time on these missions is pretty darn long--over 20 years between outer planet missions--so if they don't find life on Mars with the next rover, I don't see the landers winning this race even if there is life on Mars.

X-rays beat computer as best invention ever

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Rockets do save lives

"Rockets have no saved lives quite as directly, however they have allowed a lot of research that has saved people's lives."

http://www.sarsat.noaa.gov/

Over 26,000 people rescued worldwide by the NOAA's SARSAT (Search & Rescue Satellite) system.

Howabout all the people who _haven't_ died lost at sea thanks to GPS?

Howabout the fact that we can see deadly hurricanes coming far in advance thanks to Earth observing satellites?

Satellites don't help people...Unless you live in a place like Florida that gets pummeled by hurricanes all the time. Or unless you're at sea and get ample warning of an impending storm.

That more than covers the people who died building and being shot at by the V-2, and nuclear ballistic missiles have never actually been used.

So I'd say the liquid fuel rocket (here represented by the V-2's engine though Goddard actually came up with it) has saved lives.

Comparable to the x-ray? Heck no! But its not nothing by nerd fodder. It is very relevant to many millions of people's livelihood.

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Extra pedantic

Apollo capsules were not an invention, though I'm sure they featured some.

The Nazi's V-2's engine was a liquid fuel rocket, which was invented by Robert Goddard.

Though you could say they invented the ballistic missile.

WTF is this country called America?

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No, it IS technically correct

There is no continent called America.

There is a North America, and a South America, but no America, sorry.

There is also no United States.

But there IS a United States of America, commonly called America for short.

There is also a Federative Republic of Brazil, commonly called Brazil, and a People's Republic of China, commonly called China.

If you cannot say "America", than you better not say "China" or "Brazil" either.

As I like to say, if you must go, go all the way.

Ares I-X trundles to launchpad

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@AC 15:51

"Unless they made a mistake somewhere."

Also, these things are just too complex to model with perfect accuracy.

A1X is an aerodynamics test article.

They did the same thing with the Space Shuttle; they build the Enterprise to test the orbiter's aerodynamic properties and how the landing works.

It was not space-worthy. It had no engines, reaction control system or heat shield. However it was air-worthy and could be 'launched' off the back of the shuttle carrier plane.

Ditto the Buran space shuttle; they built one with jet engines that could fly around, that was not space worthy, as an aerodynamics test article.

IBM: Power7 to rollout throughout 2010

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IBM chips

"New products always have better bang for the buck, so customers who can wait often do"

How come I only _ever_ hear this when people are talking about IBM chips?

Robot nuclear windjammer to sail patio-gas oceans of Titan

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@Relay sat over the Sun

"Place a relay satellite some 200 million miles or so above the north pole of the sun. With this we'd have year round comms with all the exploration vehicles."

Two reasons.

The first is that its practically impossible. Sats don't just sit in space. They have to orbit something. You would have a polar orbit over the Sun, and that would take it over the north pole, then all the way down over the south, and back again, etc.

Things stay in orbit by moving so fast sideways that they fall _around_ the object they're orbiting.

If you stop, you fall straight in.

So if you stop over the top of the Sun... Down ya go!

There is a way around this called a statite, which is where a giant solar sail can stop over the sun and use solar radiation pressure to stay aloft, but nevermind that.

Nevermind that because the whole thing is superflous.

You see, all the planets orbit in big ellipses, but these ellipses are tilted differently.

So the Sun is very rarely actually in front of the other planet.

So communication blackouts are few and far between.

When blackouts happen, its easier to just wait it out.

Patience is _always_ cheaper.

...Which is also why we use these 7-10 year trajectories even though we have the technology to send probes dramatically faster.

China plans space station for the 2020s, eyes Moon trip

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ISS

China's going through the motions. They wanna get a solid grip on space. They want to build their own space station to master building things in space. They also need to go through all the on-site research for military purposes that the US and Russia have already done ages ago, plus maybe some new stuff. They need a private place for that.

The US doesn't use the ISS for military purposes either, I don't think; the DOD does to research, but usually in independent platforms and even free-flying pressurized vehicles. Plenty of prototype sats and things too. The Clementine mission to the Moon was actually a DOD project - they needed to test a bunch of new technologies and found they could split the bill with NASA by sending it to the Moon.

...So I'm not saying the US doesn't do military research. Everyone does military stuff in space. The whole reason we're IN space is ballistic missiles. Gemini astronauts flew ballistic missiles to orbit, and even Iran's ballistic missile program developed into flying sats too.

Just... Not on the ISS. It would be kinda silly to do your top secret military research down the hall from Russia's lab, and likewise it would be pretty silly for China not to build its own private lab.

NASA iceberg-finder prangs into Moon's south pole

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@Shadowman2009

"Why was it necessary to crash the 2nd craft? If they had kept it intact then they could have used it again for another go. Or are they hiding something?"

Simple physics.

The 2nd craft traveled with the upper stage the whole way, going the same direction at the same speed, splitting at the last hour or so.

This means that at the end, they were _both_ heading straight for the Moon at about 9,000 kph.

Of course, the point of LCROSS was to get observations of the actual impact, which means it cannot change course; it _must_ be there when the upper stage hits the dirt.

The LCROSS is only 4 minutes behind, at which point it would require a few times its own mass in fuel to avoid collision.

Not to sound patronizing, but look up the Rocket Equation and play with it a bit to see what it really takes to change your velocity by 9,000 kph! Then compare it with how much fuel the thing actually carried...

Anyway, its all irrelevant. Once the upper stage goes in, the LCROSS has nothing left to observe; there can't be a 2nd round because there's no 2nd bullet!

Giving LCROSS the ability to become a lunar satellite after the mission would have radically driven up costs in ways you haven't even thought of.

It would be superfluous because the whole point of the upper stage was to send the LRO (the main lunar sat) into lunar orbit. LCROSS was just a scheme they conjured up to do something with the upper stage instead of throwing it away.

The goal here is cheap, cheap, cheap!

NASA moon-bomb probe strikes rich seam of fruitcake

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Earth affects the Moon

"Wouldn't it seem logical for the earth to have a reciprocal effect on the moon - but it doesn't"

Yes it does. The Earth's tidal forces hold the Moon's orientation so that one side always faces us (more or less), AND the interaction between the Earth, the Moon and the oceans actually _accelerates_ the Moon, causing it to _gain altitude_ and move away from us over time.

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Sperm and eggs

"All are metaphors for a brave spunky little sperm bravely engaging a large fruity round egg "

It actually is, honest to God, the cheapest way to check for water.

Its not their fault you see penis everywhere you look.

'Stop NASA bombing the Moon!'

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Upper stage bombs

"NASA will not just be sending an object to the moon with the resulting force of a collision."

Yes they are.

Its just a bog standard "upper stage".

An upper stage is big dumb rocket that's responsible for "throwing" a probe beyond Low Earth Orbit.

This one just has a special flightplan.

Thousands of upper stages have flown during the space age. Most of them ran into something sooner or later.

Another way to think of an upper stage is as a one-time-use "space tug".

Upper stages have been flying for almost 50 years.

You wouldn't use one as a weapon because once you order one, you also have to order a launch vehicle, and all that takes many many months to get it all together, and tens or even hundreds of millions of dollars per shot.

Better to just use the Standard Missile 3 which can pop a sat from any AEGIS cruiser for a fraction of the price.

The government absolutely has anti-sat weapons, but that doesn't mean you can point at any space thing that goes bang and cry foul. If anything, they were quite open about the last one, even going so far as to show it popping a sat on TV.

You can also find pictures of an F-15 firing an anti-sat missile in the '80s. Look up ASM-135.

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