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Texas senator wants to ban Vista purchases

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Can you blame him?

A several-billion budget deficit is expected in 2011, so not buying the licenses is one less area to worry about cutting next biennial.

DHS battles Axis of Exorbitance with software overhaul

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@RW

The need for security flew right over your head, didn't it? With airlines, a thousand success cannot sooth a single failure. If this doesn't make sense to you, imagine the terrorists were carrying nukes. If just one gets through, BAM! It's bye-bye London(or whatever city you hold near and dear). A better question would be "How can we make our security checks quicker without hampering effectiveness?", which I hear the Israelis are quite good at.

Wallace and Gromit get patent-happy at Science Museum

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@Psymon

Sometimes people just invent things independently. For example, a Swiss(or was it Swedish?) chemist discovered around 19 elements, none of which he ever got credit for. He published in obscure journals, other people discovered the elements and published in widely circulated journals. His reward? A painful death from his habit of tasting everything he concocted(as I recall, he had several around him that could've caused his untimely demise).

Samsung PB22-J 256GB SSD

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Linux footprint

One reason for Linux's smaller footprint is that shared libraries are used to a greater extent, whereas Windows programs tend to carry their own copies. This no doubt has an effect on boot time. However, I boot Debian from an IDE disk(ATA-66, I think) and I get kdm in under a minute. How can people find these times acceptable?

TomTom countersues Microsoft

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@Anonymous mactard

Apple still actively prevents its software from running on other PCs and other software from using the Ipod.

Wally found on Street View

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@Hans

Since 1776 when we got tired of the Brits freeloading off us.

Has Microsoft matched Flash with Silverlight 3?

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Flash and Silverlight: KILL THEM!

The video component isn't needed(remember when they'd actually embed a decent quality video, instead of a crappy, reduced resolution Flash version?) and the interactive component already existed in Java - which, irregardless of its flaws, was never abused anywhere near as much as Flash.

Flames, because they can just BURN IN HELL!

Worship Google, banish those broke business blues?

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Google has to go

If for no other reason than to stop this flood of drivel. After all, its full motto is "Do no evil - define 'good' as whatever you're doing".

Intel hits AMD with patent breach claim

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About EM64T

It IS derived from AMD64, with things related to HyperTransfer removed. Intel did develop its own x86-64 extensions, but chose not to enable them(processors that had them built in had them physically disabled) in favor of the Itanic. We know next to nothing about Intel's abandoned x86-64 line.

Sofia Dark Knight Englundh protests footie chant slur

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@Sarah Bee

There're also some famous people with reverse name syndrome(RNS) - only one I can think of at the moment, however, is the only West Point graduate without his name on the list(he was given the boot). Suddenly I wonder what became of him and if he divorced that troublemaking wife of his.

Russian pops сабоs in pancake-eating contest

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How'd he die again?

Did he choke or did his gut go boom? If the former, it's just a reminder to CHEW YOUR GODDAMN FOOD FATTY! If the latter, a similar fate was covered on a show over here recently. "Gorgeous Gorge" was merely a bulimic model, however, and merely failed to purge in time.

Big biz slams brakes on new domains

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@jake

The internet was also microscopic at the time.

Feds file new felonies against alleged Palin hacker

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@AC

"Where did you acquire the delusion that the US Democrat party is on the left? Both your main parties are right wing. The only difference between them seems to be that one is a donkey and the other is an elephant."

This is a question of differentiation. Simply put, we distinguish the fine differences; it's understandable that you don't since, if you believe the hype, your main parties are roughly the equivalents of the Bolsheviks and the NDSAP.

Feds demand Obama scam ads crackdown

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I agree

If your contract states that you won't provide any of the services offered, then anybody who signs it gets what they deserve. Just charge these companies for the use of Comrade Obama's image and they might pay for the stimulus.

Suit seeks close of Craigslist's red-light district

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To the heathenists

If most of the population want legal prostitution, why is it still illegal? You can argue all you want, but I think the majority of clients only care about legality if and when they get caught and not a moment sooner.

Taiwan suggests suffering IT vendors try China, Africa and India

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@Mr. Monsters

Don't we already?

Nvidia trapped in x86 pipe dream

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It's AMD64

x64 is a M$ invention.

As for GPGPU computing, isn't that just replacing one CPU with another? But shhh... don't tell nVidia.

Intel dubs 2009 'The Year of 10Gb Ethernet'

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@Routers

Fast(100Mb) ethernet is all most routers need - you really think that manufacturers are going to spring for more expensive tech when home internet speeds are still a pittance compared to the size of the current ethernet pipe? Most datacenters could probably get away with fast ethernet as well; if the router's WAN port is gigabit, even more can get away with LAN fast ethernet. Don't be surprised that the lower end hasn't moved - it won't until it has to(which is why IPv6 won't become popular for a LONG(technologically speaking) time).

Study: Girls still not swarming into sci-tech, dammit

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Of math and girls

I've seen "econ" occasional and "phys" only where it's been lopped off(and "maths" only from no-speaky Brits).

As for women in scientific fields, I doubt it's much more than a lack of interest - being able to factor gargantuan numbers in your head doesn't make you interested in math as a career. And if men are simply more likely to be interested in these fields, where's the problem?

Great Australian Firewall dead in the water?

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And you call US prudes

These Queensland people are absolutely insane! While they breathe, nobody's got any reason to call the US a nation of prudes. Hmm... mine's the one with the relevant details to make several large donations.

NASA shops for new Moon spacesuits and landers

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2021: A Space Odyssey

At least we can still hope. Let's just hope that things in 2081 aren't so boring they make you want to put down the book before the first chapter's out.

Texting: Good for kids after all?

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@tony

Are you, by chance, referring to "<<" to mean printf()?

I'll get my coat.

Boffins: Send robot lawn tractors to the Moon

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@Vacuum.Head

You _do_ realize that the moon isn't normal in the direction of interest, right? Build the second stage there, yes. Use it as a waypoint? Hell no.

Intel preps ultra-thin notebook chips

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Ergonomics

Is crap. Every "ergonomic" product I've ever used manages to be even _harder_ on the body part in question(hands, back, etc) then the sane product. Whoever created ergonomics probably got a ritzy position in Hell's upper management.

E-tailers can't claim on returned goods

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Return policies

Have been included in everything I've ever bought online(I'm from Texas, so this is a comparison); when brick-and-mortar stores don't have ads there, they tend to place their policies on the backs of receipts. Most of these policies generally have fifteen day return periods(most of the exceptions are for longer periods, though some are shorter). What kind of convoluted law would require more text than you can fit on the back of a packing slip?

Gmail phishing attack hits on heels of outage

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@Aram

Burglerificationated?

Bebugled?

Intel sues Psion over 'netbook' trademark

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Kleenex

Who calls kleenex "facial tissue"? Manufacturers. Here, everything's "coke", cola or not. But does Coca Cola, inc. get to keep its trademark? You betcha. Granted, Psion discontinued its Netbook line, but not that long ago. Since you can't prosecute the general public, you have to wait for a maker to claim the trademark before you can protect it legally(otherwise you're limited to PR campaigns). If they can prove Intel pushed "netbook", then their case is already won. Even if they can't, however, they stand a decent chance, considering how recently netbook's become the common term. They should definitely be prepared to launch a Netbook-branded product soonest, however.

Microsoft aims 'non-security' update at gaping security hole

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Just ignore Autorun.inf completely

And if you can't, pop up a nice little window that says: "This disc wants to run a program(D:\storm.exe), which can be a security risk. What do you want to do?

Open the device Scan the program for viruses Do nothing"

Or, better yet, scan the file before saying anything. If it's a hit, don't let it run except when explicitly launched. Autorun should stay the realm of "open this program that's _already installed_" and not allow arbitrary programs to be run.

Small ISPs reject call to filter out child abuse sites

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The best solution

Is to just go after the servers directly - they're in third-world countries most of the time, so it's a simple issue of arming a unit with local weapons(or at least ones that can use the ammo), a map and orders to leave no survivors or functioning equipment. True, you can never stop anything, but you have to do what you can - and with their overseas electric havens dropping like flies, pedos would be forced to keep things local, turning it into a mere matter of detection(the standard police/criminal cat and mouse game).

Of course, no western government's got the balls to do that(evidently playstates are sovereign these days - whatever happened to when we'd knock out a popular government and install a tyranny just to make sure that they couldn't gain a foothold?).

Obama says his new chopper is 'procurement gone amuck'

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It's a helicopter, not an emergency command airbunker

There's no reason it needs hypercommunication abilities or luxury seats(it's not meant for long flights - that's Air Force One, which already has said uberplushy chairs) or a bed(last I checked, helicopters can't go a mile high :) ). A bathroom is somewhat understandable, but a chaingun serves the purpose better.

Speeding, driverless Nissan finally stopped by US bombers

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@ Dr. Harkin

They just have to program it to go off when it crashes and then start a panic. Bad driving takes care of the rest, no suicide bomber needed.

Life hands Sun steaming sack of...

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Developers and JavaFX

I think that devs will want to write for JavaFX, if just because Java took the world by storm just long enough ago that a lot of people have Java as their first language(and it's still the language used in AP courses). Why learn Flash when you already know a perfectly workable alternative? Sometimes the platform developers prefer wins out over the one with the bigger starting base.

California ban on violent video games killed on appeal

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Of the ESRB and MPAA

The MPAA ratings(G, PG, PG-13, R and NC-17) effectively have the force of law since any theater wanting to show Hollywood's movies has to agree to enforce the restrictions(and video rental stores require you to be 18 anyway due to the required membership). The ESRB's ratings(EC, E, T, M, AO and more), on the other hand, are not enforced because companies selling video games are not required to do so(though some, like Walmart, will refuse to sell M games to minors and few stores carry AO games). Attempts have been made to legislate the prohibition of selling M games to minors, but courts frown upon industry consortiums being given governmental authority.

Mobile money for the masses: Do the numbers add up?

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@Dave

Cell towers are easy to build and cover a large area. Water has to be run to every individual area in expensive metal pipes(and the price goes even higher if you want sewers).

State bill would turn RFID researchers into felons

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Secure passport design

1) All pasports should come with EM-blocking material built into the lining.

2) The transmitter and data storage unit should be separate and the connection set up to where the passport must be opened more than 160 degrees or so before the data can be read.

3) If at all possible, LEDs should be embedded in the inner part and power from the reader sent to them _before_ the transmitter(perhaps by routing power through the lights and then to the data chip). This means that a decent amount of power will be needed to read the passport and the carrier will be alerted, since the passport must be opened to be read, as per above; it might even make the passports require specialized tools to read if the lights add noise to the signal. Plus, it'd look cool.

Scotland Today in news nipslip outrage

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Lion King has the word "SEX" in it

Oh wait... it don't(the word in question is really "SFX"). If the broadcast was anywhere near as low quality as the pics, then the only people who could possibly have seen the alleged slip would be people looking closer than they have reason to(and it looks more like something off the blouse anyway).

Land of cheese adopts internet download tax

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Luckily, I live in a state without a crisis

Or at least no major one. Some cutbacks and delayed spending, but there's no intent to touch the rainy day fund. Maybe something about our legislators being normal people for most of the biennium(the leg only meets for something like four or six months, excepting special sessions) means that we're unusually blessed with common sense.

Robots used to treat autistic kids

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Methinks the real reason autistics like robots

Is the fact that they're SSSO: same source, same output. Like a mathematical function, you always get the same thing from the same situation. Give robots the ability to read emotions and they cease to be SSSO: they cease to be predictable, logical. They become, as far as the kid's concerned, people.

Reg Hardware trials gesture-controlled videogame

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Nice idea, but...

Motion-sensing technology doesn't always work out too good - I tried to play Mario Kart Wii once and even WITH the steering wheel attachment I couldn't control it one bit. As Mr. Stewart said, there's also the problem of your arms getting tired - motion tech works best when your entire body's involved, otherwise there's no improvement over using a controller(which can be kept in your lap). Something like this might make a great addon control, though - an FPS could let you raise your hands in surrender(Surrender Force Five, now on sale in France).

Watchdog mauls billboard sex ads

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@Henry Wertz

That would be Celebrex. And most of that ad is "all NSAIDs, including ibuprofen"(as if Aleeve and Motrin are dangerous) and "in some cases, the benefits outweigh the risks"; very little of it is side effects they want you to directly attribute to Celebrex. But no drug ads - I like the thought.

Behind IE 8's big incompatibility list

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The real issue

Firefox can handle code written for IE by automatically switching to quirks mode. Why can't M$ do _THAT_? If they could, then this would be a non-issue.

Connecticut cop forced to shoot chimp

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I've been saying it for years

We need to exterminate the monkeys and any traitorous humans that try to protect them. This is why.

Taliban man loves his iPhone

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This explains the AppStore

After all, why else would they ban iBoobs? JOBS IS A TERRORIST!!!!!!!

As to the NATO v Nato guy, it's a British thing: pronunciable acronyms are recorded as if proper nouns. It's kinda like the extra U in 'color', 'honor', etc and and drastic mispronunciation of -re: just something to keep the inmates happy and, most importantly, planted firmly IN the asylum. Or do you WANT Wacky Jacqui over here?

Tesla opens skirt, flashes bit of S

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It'd sell like hotcakes

If it were a full-size, 1/2 ton pickup.

CERN Proton-smashers: We are economically valuable

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There IS a use for phsysics

Just throw all the world's physicists into a room and don't let them out until they've created a hyperdrive.

FTC gives behavioral ad punters one last chance

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Who cares how much was spent?

It's all monopoly money.

What did you do on Emergency Services day?

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Standards, people

911, 999, 119, can't we all just agree? How about 1-800-OMIGODIMGONNADIE?

Brits find accommodation a little uncomfortable

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English spelling crisis

The problem is that we're squeezing our language into a tiny 26-letter alphabet; in addition, some of our spellings haven't been updated since before the Great Vowel Shift(even over here). Webster describes pronunciation with a list of symbols defined as "the 'E' in 'j[b]e[/b]t'" and the like - this has the benefit of adjusting for dialectal differences, but not when pronunciations have differing numbers of syllables. A pure phonetic alphabet could lead to confusion, since people will have to live with the fact that some words are pronounced drastically different(one of my biggest spelling problems is that I always want to leave out 'al' before 'ly', since I don't pronounce it); we'd need a larger alphabet to even try, though(Futhorc had around 33 letters, IIRC).

As for "lose/loose, it isn't much of a problem over here AFAIK since they sound very different('lose' rhymes with 'snooze', 'loose' with 'noose'(or 'goose', if you're sensitive)). What really bugs me is when people write 'insure' when they mean 'ensure'(and I personally think that the written tongue shouldn't be any more or less confusing than the spaken).

Apple fights iPhone unlocking (again)

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Tux 4:9

And thus did the Fruit Antichrist begin its fall, and our Penguin Savior his rise.

Kids online: Parents need to regulate, says Ofcom

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"Cotton wool"?

Cotton is a plant, wool the fur of a sheep. Jist 'cause this is a tech site don't mean you git to be ignant!

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