* Posts by Irony Deficient

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Kaspersky Password Manager's random password generator was about as random as your wall clock

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Re: Get a bag of D20s and a Scrabble set

You have a 27-letter alphabet?

Some did. (That page came from a book that was published in 1863. Back in the year 1011, Byrhtferð listed 29 letters in the English alphabet; since then, three letters have been adopted, six letters have been abandoned, and two letters have been adopted, then abandoned. The ampersand was the last to go.)

Alternatively, perhaps Robert rerolls a “27” result (which might be a literal “26”, if he starts counting letters from 0, or might be a literal “0”, if he starts counting letters from 1).

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“For example, there are 315619200 seconds between 2010 and 2021, […]”

Between e.g. 2011-01-01T00:00:00Z and 2021-01-01T00:00:00Z, there were also three leap seconds interspersed within those 3,653 days, so that total should have been 315,619,203 seconds.

Audacity users stick the knife – and fork – in to strip audio editor of unwanted features

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Re: What’s with the stupid names?

There’s already an audio editor that’s named Audio Editor (JavaScript required; scroll down to the “Other Products” section of the page).

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Re: back to the etymological roots

You’re giving far too much credit to the suggestion of a bog-standard Latin word. (Audeo means “I am prepared, I dare/have courage, &c.”; audemus is simply the plural form of audeo.)

Since AUDACITY® is a registered trademark in the USA (if not elsewhere) that is now owned by Muse Group, and given that Muse Group filed for a US trademark on the Audacity headphones logo a few months ago, perhaps a moose mascot/logo would be suitably punning for a product named Audemus.

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The collective noun of Modesty users

Surely “a blush of Modesty users”?

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back to the etymological roots

Since “audacity” comes from Latin audeo (which is unrelated to “audio”, which came from Latin audio), perhaps Audemus (“we are prepared, we dare/have courage, we act boldly, we venture/risk”, even “we are eager for battle”)?

Devilish plans for your next app update ensure they never happen – unless you start praying

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Re: Not evangelical, of course, …

The catch is in the second half of your protasis; the opposite of eudaemonia is not evangelism, but rather dysdaemonia. Evangelism is orthogonal to eudaemonia — e.g. someone could evangelize on a topic that brings another person bliss, e.g. on the revelations from a pint of plain.

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Not evangelical, of course, …

… but not particularly, er, evdemonical either it turns out.

The word is “eudaemonic”, from Ancient Greek εὐδαιμονικός (“blissful”).

Radioactive hybrid terror pigs have made themselves a home in Fukushima's exclusion zone

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Re: Why do Brits sometimes drop the definite article “the”?

Similarly, the US Board on Geographic Names almost entirely excludes possessive apostrophes from the names of geographic features. The only exceptions to date are:

  • Martha’s Vineyard, Massachusetts;
  • Ike’s Point, New Jersey;
  • John E’s Pond, Rhode Island;
  • Carlos Elmer’s Joshua Pond, Arizona; and
  • Clark’s Mountain, Oregon.

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(the) I-10

Perhaps the “the” is used with interstate freeways with one-syllable numbers; as it happens, parts of both the I-5 and the I-10 are found in southern California. Do native newscasters also say “the I-15”, “the I-210”, and “the I-405”? Do they say “the 101” (“the one-oh-one”) in reference to US routes?

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Re: Please, Dr. Syntax

The first reference for “math” in the OED suggests that “math” came from the abbreviation “math.” — it dates back to 1890. In contrast, the earliest reference for “maths” is from 1911. Similarly, “economics” and “statistics” in the US were called “ec” and “stat” by students (presumably in reference to courses of study), from their abbreviations “ec.” and “stat.”. I’d imagine that “home ec” is still used here in the States more often than “home economics”. There isn’t an entry for “ecs” being used anywhere for “economics”, though.

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Re: “maths” instead of “math”

Old English rímcræft was pronounced like modern English “reamcraft”. (Pronouncing a “long i” like modern “eye” is a consequence of the Great Vowel Shift during the Middle English period.)

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“maths” instead of “math”

Those who prefer “maths” over “math” would likely refer to “mathematics” having a plural form (it was originally a plurale tantum), and “maths” preserves that plural form. The displaced Old English word had a singular form — rímcræft (“number art/science”).

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Re: “Re-wilding”

I do not know who invents these new words but this one is particularly horrible.

The OED notes that the verb “wild”, although rare, goes back nearly eight centuries:

1225 Ancr. R. 136 Vet kelf & to wilde is þet fleschs þet awiligeð [MS. T. wildes] so sone hit euer etteð.

Since “re-” is one of the most productive verbal prefixes in modern English, “re-wild” isn’t an unreasonable combination.

Go to L: A man of the cloth faces keyboard conundrum

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how to represent the sound of [Welsh] “LL”

Its phonemic description is a “voiceless alveolar lateral fricative”, with the IPA symbol [ɬ] (“belted L”, U+026C). For those who are unfamiliar with Welsh, if you’ve seen an animated film in the Ice Age franchise, think of Sid (the ground sloth) pronouncing the “sl” of “sloth” — something like a hissed “hl”. The “fl” in the name Floyd is another attempt at an English spelling of the Welsh “ll” sound.

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Re: The Joy of Date Routines

What I want to know is...If the localization in Linux is NOT an English speaking country, is the date shift between Julian and Gregorian calendars correct for that country?

It could depend upon the country. For example, different principalities within the Holy Roman Empire had different dates of switching from Julian to Gregorian, so localization would have to be extremely local for countries such as Germany. Sweden (then including Finland) wound up with a date of 30th February 1712 when abandoning its first attempt to switch over. Even in (now) English-speaking countries, Alaska switched only in 1867, after its purchase from Russia by the USA.

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I find it quite amusing that Cod is semantically equivalent to God.

Well, the acrostic

∝ → ἸΧΘΥΣ (Ἰησοῦς Χρῑστός Θεοῦ Yἱός Σωτήρ)

has been around since the 2nd century AD …

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Re: Wonderful unicode

True enough. For example, in English we’re used to “i” being the lower case form of “I”. But in Turkish and Azeri, “i” and “ı” are different vowels with different sounds; “i” is the lower case form of “İ” (a “dotted I”), and “ı” (a “dotless i”) is the lower case form of “I”.

Another example is how to capitalize German „ß“: should it be „SS“, or „SZ“, or „ẞ“? (The answer is “it depends”.) Similarly, the lower case form of „SS“ is sometimes „ss“ and sometimes „ß“. Those arcane rules tend to be locale-specific rather than alphabet-specific, since e.g. Swiss German doesn’t use „ß“.

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The problem these days is Unicode and “smart” software that changes what is entered.

The former, not so much; the latter, quite possibly.

Is a “-” a hyphen, minus sign, en or em dash? Never an issue in ASCII but they’re all different in Unicode.

ASCII only has a combination “hyphen-minus” character, which makes a poor dash of any length. Most proportional fonts use lines of different widths for hyphen (‐, U+2010), minus sign (−, U+2212), en dash (–, U+2013), and em dash (—, U+2014) [never mind the two-em dash (U+2E3A) and three-em dash (U+2E3B), which are still missing from most fonts], so with proportional fonts the usual challenge is relying on sight alone to distinguish between the ASCII hyphen-minus (-, U+002D) and the Unicode hyphen (‐, U+2010).

If “smart” software is automatically changing e.g. ASCII hyphen-minus characters in scripts or database schemas to Unicode hyphen characters, then perhaps that software isn’t the right choice for working with scripts or database schemas.

Is “A” a capital Latin A or an uppercase Greek alpha? They look identical in any font […]

Dont forget the Cyrillic А (U+0410) and the Cherokee Ꭺ (U+13AA, pronounced “go”). In a font that uses handwritten forms, the Cherokee Ꭺ would look nothing like the other three. I know of one font where none of them look identical — Unicode BMP Fallback SIL — although that feature is by design.

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Re: Calling upon a higher power

“Smite” is a Type 1 Germanic strong verb, like “write”, so it’s conjugated as “smite, smote, has smitten”.

(Not all Type 1 verbs have preserved this pattern in modern English, though — had the Old English verb sċítan preserved its Type 1 strong conjugation, “shite, shote, has shitten” would be used instead of “shit, shat/shit, has shat/has shit”.)

Richard Branson plans to trump Jeff Bezos by 9 days in billionaires' space race

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Re: Do we have to let them back in ?

That’s Doctor Zachary Smith, you bellicose bumpkin!

It's about time! NASA's orbital atomic clock a boon for deep space navigation – if they can get it working for long enough

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Re: “Mars does not maintain a constant distance from Earth.”

In the event that Earth and Mars are both at aphelion and Earth is also at “apareon” (making Mars at “apgeon”), the distance would be around 401.3 Gm (22 lightminutes + 18.6 lightseconds).

In the event that Earth and Mars are both at perihelion and Earth is also at “periareon” (making Mars at “perigeon”), the distance would be around 59.605 Gm (3 lightminutes + 18.8 lightseconds).

Whether either of these events could possibly occur or not is a question that astroboffins could answer better than I could.

Russia spoofed AIS data to fake British warship's course days before Crimea guns showdown

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Re: To sadly turn this political

On 22nd June 1941, yes, the Red Army was not deployed in even a “vaguely” offensive posture on the border between East Prussia and Romania. If you have evidence of Soviet plans to attack Germany (and German-occupied Poland) in 1941, I’d welcome learning about it. (They were still in the midst of a reörganization of their poorly supplied mechanized corps when Barbarossa began; Soviet logistics at that date were also ill-suited for offensive warfare.)

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Re: To sadly turn this political

As you wish. Since you’re unwilling to reveal your superior alternative to the USSR’s historical numbers-based reaction to Barbarossa, some might conclude that that alternative was not historically available to Stavka.

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How about "Don’t deploy your armies in an offensive posture when you’re not planning to attack?"

Claptrap314, on 22nd June 1941, the approximately 2.75 million soldiers of the Red Army in the military districts on the western border were not deployed in an offensive posture. The USSR was still shipping grains, oil, rubber, and manganese to Germany when the Axis attacked (and the stockpiled oil and rubber in particular were used in carrying out Operation Barbarossa). Stalin’s belief was that the Red Army would not be able to face the Axis on an equal footing until 1944, and so he did whatever he could to not incite Hitler before then, including shipping vital war matériel to Germany.

If you want to know what I would do differently, then, by definition, you are allowing me to change the facts of history.

I’d asked Cederic because he’d stated that he would not use numbers to defend the USSR against the Axis, as the USSR historically did; if he would not have used numbers, then that fact of history would by definition change. If you’re interested in answering the question that was posed to Cederic, then feel free, as long as you observe the same constraints; you can take advantage of eight decades of hindsight, but you can only change the historical decisions that were taken on or after 22nd June 1941.

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Re: To sadly turn this political

So no, I wouldn't do that.

Cederic, having the benefit of eighty years of hindsight, what would you have done instead on 22nd June 1941 to defend the USSR in its historical condition on that date (i.e. without changing events or situations prior to that date, e.g. no “don’t purge the officer corps in the Great Terror of 1936–1939” or “redeploy more of the Red Army away from the western borders”)?

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Re: Shipping channel

As a Western hardliner, I'm very interested in learning just how important Mr Putin considers Crimea. […] Their bases there are of little real importance (the USA could knock them all out in minutes), but they may be terribly important psychologically.

He considered it important enough to declare Sevastopolʹ a federal city (a status that only Moscow and St. Petersburg had previously), and to construct the road/rail Crimean Bridge across the Kerch Strait. I disagree that Sevastopolʹ is of little real importance as a naval base to Russia; it was important enough to them that Medvedev had extended the Russian Navy’s leasing of its base from Ukraine until 2042. The sieges of Sevastopolʹ in both the Crimean War and WWII undoubtedly enhanced its psychological importance to Russians.

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Re: To sadly turn this political

Although Russia might not have the latest military hardware they do have numbers and if you look at WWII they don't hesitate to use them.

If you look at WWII, the USSR was attacked by 3.8 million Axis soldiers in Operation Barbarossa. If you’d had numbers, would you have hesitated to use them to defend yourself?

John McAfee dead: Antivirus tycoon killed himself in prison after court OK'd extradition, says lawyer

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Re: Why was he in a Spanish prison?

if you’re a US citizen, Uncle Sam insists you pay US taxes even though you may not live in the US.

To be more precise, Uncle Sam insists that US citizens file Federal income tax returns that account for all income earned worldwide. For US citizens who live in other countries, the “foreign earned income exclusion” excludes the first $107,600 of income earned outside of the US (in 2020) from US federal taxation. Only overseas US citizens who earned more than that might owe US income taxes in addition to whatever income taxes were owed to their country of residence.

To CAPTCHA or not to CAPTCHA? Gartner analyst says OK — but don’t be robotic about it

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Re: Poor implementations are fatal for users

As far as I can tell, Google flat-out blacklists all Tor exit nodes.

It doesn't matter if you’re human, or how many captchas you complete : Google will not let you continue. You just get another captcha.

In my experience, it can take between one and several CAPTCHA rounds, but a Tor exit node will be approved by Google eventually. It does require both https://www.google.com/ and https://www.gstatic.com/ to be allowed to run JavaScript, though.

Vissles V84: Mechanical keyboard hits all the right buttons for Mac power users

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Re: Using the default keymap for Australia (same as the US)

I’ve used the U.S. Extended input source for a very long time, so I don’t remember what’s available in the default Australian/US English input source. I don’t consider those key combinations to be hard to type. Given your focus on having a keyboard with a right Option key, do you not consider the use of an Option key to produce £, €, &c. as “properly typed”? Which keys are acceptable to you to press to generate £, €, &c.?

Since you don’t want to install third-party software to obtain the functionality of a right Option key on a keyboard that lacks such a key, the V84 isn’t suitable for you.

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Using the default keymap for Australia (same as the US)

If easy typing of £, €, dead acute, and dead grave is a priority for you, then the solution is to not use the default input source for Australia (and the US); use the “ABC Extended” input source (which was called “U.S. Extended” in older versions of macOS) instead. I was able to install it via System Preferences → Keyboard → Input Sources; I dont know if that path has changed in recent versions of macOS. With ABC Extended active, £ is Option 3, € is Shift Option 2, dead acute is Option e (e.g. é is Option e then e), and dead grave is Option ` (e.g. à is Option ` then a).

As to Vissles’ design choices, they took a standard 84-key layout, installed macOS-friendly keycaps on the keyboard, and are marketing it as a Mac keyboard. If a right Option key is important to you, and you don’t want to remap keys using a program like Karabiner Elements so that its right Control key would function as a right Option key, then the V84 doesn’t meet your needs, and shouldn’t be on your to-buy list.

What job title would YOU want carved on your gravestone? 'Beloved father, Slayer of Dragons, Register of Domains'

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Re: No gravestone for me

The only fice that I know of is vocative — was that your intended use?

I don’t know what numium is.

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carved in smaller letters using an almost illegible font

A font of that style, Newman, was quite common in Irish language publishing before the 1950s Irish spelling reform. Milligan’s gravestone unfortunately didn’t use the traditional overdots instead of h’s for lenition, e.g. go raiḃ mé instead of go raibh mé for “that I was”. The gravestone’s font also avoided the traditional lower-case “long r” (ꞃ) and “long s” (ꞅ) of Newman, which tend to be the hardest letters for anglophones to get accustomed to.

Gov.UK taskforce publishes post-Brexit wish-list: 'TIGRR' pounces on GDPR, metric measures

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MPG

Yes, they’re different — Imperial MPG is 4.54609∶3.785411784 that of US customary MPG (i.e. Imperial MPG is slightly more than 20% higher than US customary MPG because of the different gallon volumes).

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their imperial measurements

“Our” Imperial measurements? We stuck with William III’s bushel, Anne’s wine gallon, and their multiples and subdivisions, with the system locally referred to as “US customary units”, even after the units’ redefinitions in terms of SI units. Your newfangled George IV-era Imperial bushel, gallon, et al. had no purchase here.

Roger Waters tells Facebook CEO to Zuck off after 'huge' song rights request

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I know for some it’s their pension.

The now-octogenarian Dylan sold his song catalogue to Universal Music Publishing Group back in December. I haven’t a clue when the Starbucks transaction took place.

G7 nations call out Russia for harbouring ransomware crims ahead of Biden-Putin powwow

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I find that highly implausible.

As well you should — §61.1 of the Russian constitution forbids the deportation of Russian citizens out of Russia and the extradition of Russian citizens from Russia to another state. (Note that §61.1 does not apply to citizens of other states who are in Russia.)

Realizing this is getting out of hand, Coq mulls new name for programming language

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Re: *Bleep*

The French equivalent to “bleep” seems to be bip (which is pronounced like English “beep”).

Is there a standardized pronunciation for the programming language Coq? If it should be pronounced as the French common noun is, then its pronunciation would be closer to English “cuck” than to “cock” — but perhaps the pronunciation “cuck” would also be unacceptable to some anglophone ears.

I’m surprised that no one here (at this writing) has suggested replacing the rooster with a seal (pinniped) — renaming the language from Coq to Phoque.

If the connection to Gallus gallus domesticus is preferred, then perhaps expanding Coq to Coquelet (“cockerel”) would be acceptable.

Whatever you've been doing during lockdown, you better stop it right now

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only to find they have printed 700 pages bearing just …

… the line %%[Error: limitcheck; OffendingCommand: image ]%% printed at the top of each in monospaced Courier.

Has anyone ever printed anything in proportional Courier?

Apple ditches support for pre-2015 MacBook Air, Pro laptops with macOS Monterey

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Outside of mainframes and industrial use, can any other computer make such a claim?

I still have my 5150 as well, and its Model F keyboard is still in regular service with my main (11 year old) computer, thanks to a 5-pin DIN 41524 to USB-A adapter.

My OLPC XO-1 was manufactured in 2007, and the most recent version of its primary OS (a slimmed-down version of Fedora Linux) was released in January 2020. Presuming that that was the final version of its OS, it reached 12 years and change.

How many remote controls do you really need? Answer: about a bowl-ful

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I draw a line at labelling them, though.

The picture of your remote controls in a bowl shows that they’re already labelled by manufacturer — there appears to be no more than one remote control per manufacturer.

FYI: Today's computer chips are so advanced, they are more 'mercurial' than precise – and here's the proof

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Maybe the Google boffins can learn a few techniques from them.

Ximénez: Now, old woman — you are accused of heresy on three counts: heresy by thought, heresy by word, heresy by deed, and heresy by action — four counts. Do you confess?

Wilde: I don’t understand what I’m accused of.

Ximénez: Ha! Then we’ll make you understand! Biggles! Fetch … the cushions!

USB-C levels up and powers up to deliver 240W in upgraded power delivery spec

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Re: Coming soon

I can’t […] toast a sandwich for my lunch on the go.

I take it that this device never appeared in your local kitchen appliance shop? (Its cradle could be powered by a portable battery pack if its internal battery doesn’t last until your lunchtime.)

Nature is healing: Shhh. It's a lesser spotted Pi Bork nesting behind the bushes at IKEA

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Re: Börkäge

Of course they’re found in languages of other countries — but the topic being discussed here was which non-ASCII letters are used in Swedish. The Swedish é in the loanword idé came from French idée.

L’ü français est utilisé dans les noms propres, par ex. Haüy.

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Re: Börkäge

Only for Spin̈al Tap.

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Re: Börkäge

Note that é and ü also appear in loanwords adopted into Swedish, e.g. idé, müsli.

Man found dead inside model dinosaur after climbing in to retrieve phone

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It says Spanish yet the quoted Twitter is not in Spanish.

Yes, it’s Catalan — Un nen i el seu pare is Catalan for “A boy and his father”. (“Spanish authorities” and “Spanish municipality” in the article refer to Spain rather than to the Spanish language.)

Help wanted, work from anywhere ... except if you're located in Colorado

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Re: Poorly thought out law?

If the Colorado legislators had the good sense to exempt remote positions it could benefit everyone.

See Rule 4.3 in the Equal Pay Transparency Rules PDF which was linked to in the article:

(A) the promotion posting requirements (§ 201(1)) do not apply to employees entirely outside Colorado; and

(B) the compensation posting requirements (§ 201(2)) do not apply to either (1) jobs to be performed entirely outside Colorado, or (2) postings entirely outside Colorado.

Perhaps the Colorado legislators did put some thought into what they’d wanted to legislate on, though I wouldn’t argue that this particular rule could benefit everyone.

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Danielson said there are questions about whether it’s legal to carve out an entire state

There is no lack of remote IT jobs in the States where employers only seek workers in some subset of state/district/territorial jurisdictions. My impression was that employers do this to avoid establishing a taxation nexus in a jurisdiction where they currently have none, since hiring the first employee in a new jurisdiction would require the employer to start filing corporate income tax returns, labor reports, &c. in that jurisdiction. (This tends to hurt remote work prospects for people who live in jurisdictions with low populations.)