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Google to French data cops on .com RTBF: Baiser ma DERRIERE

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Re: Better translation

John, another improvement would be to use the imperative (baise or baisez, depending upon the circumstance) rather than the infinitive (or noun). However, as Handy Plough pointed out below, a literal translation doesn’t accurately convey the intended message.

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Bloke cuffed for blasting low-flying drone with shotgun

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US airspace rights

Boothy, yes, it’s US-wide due to the Supreme Court’s decision in United States v. Causby (1946). This part of that decision could be relevant in this instance:

While the owner does not in any physical manner occupy that stratum of airspace [below 500 feet (152.4 m)] or make use of it in the conventional sense, he does use it in somewhat the same sense that space left between buildings for the purpose of light and air is used. The superadjacent airspace at this low altitude [83 feet (25.3 m) in this case] is so close to the land that continuous invasions of it affect the use of the surface of the land itself. We think that the landowner, as an incident to his ownership, has a claim to it and that invasions of it are in the same category as invasions of the surface.
State governments can (and do) regulate airspace below 500 feet.

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Hurrah! Uber does work (in the broadest sense of the word) after all

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Re: Potential topic for Worstall …

auburnman, in the case of New York, you could research the “Haas Act” (really a city ordinance) from 1937. This 1996 article from the New York Times provides a brief overview of the situation that led to its adoption. The number of medallions were frozen at that time; the post-WWII economic boom led to the increase of value of the medallions, and additional medallions were first issued only in 1996, but not in numbers that significantly affected the (artificial) value of the originals.

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So what the BLINKING BONKERS has gone wrong in the eurozone?

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coming off the gold standard in the Great Depression

Tim, the US didn’t abandon the gold standard until Nixon “shut the gold window”. In 1933 Roosevelt limited the amount of gold that could be held by individuals and corporations in the US, requiring all excess to be delivered to the Federal Reserve and exchanged for other forms of US money at $20.67 per troy ounce of gold; in early 1934 Congress devalued the dollar from $20.67 to $35.00 per ounce, but the fixed exchange rate remained until 1971.

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Blessed are the cheesemakers, for they have defined the smidge

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Re: Totally wrong!

Pen-y-gors, the closest approximation to your theory would likely be smidín, a diminutive form of “breath” or “puff”. The OED notes that ‘“smidgen” (under that spelling for the headword) is

orig. and chiefly U.S. Also smidgeon, smidgin, smitchin, etc. [Origin unknown, perh. f. smitch sb.² + -en, -in, repr. dial. pronunc. of -ing¹: cf. prec.]
I think that your theory could apply to “smithereen” as coming from smidirín (“a small fragment”), though. Perhaps there was an intermediate English form “smidgereen” at some point?

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Get root on an OS X 10.10 Mac: The exploit is so trivial it fits in a tweet

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Re: Congratulations on repeating exploits before they can be fixed

Len, time will tell; Apple didn’t fix CVE-2015-1130, the “RootPipe” vulnerability, in OS X 10.9.5 and 10.8.5, despite their ostensible policy of still providing security fixes for these versions of OS X.

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Lottery IT security boss guilty of hacking lotto computer to win $14.3m

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side effects?

I take it that people who weren’t involved with these shenanigans and who won non-jackpot prizes in that particular drawing aren’t having their winnings clawed back?

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Thunder-faced Mozilla lifts Flash Firefox block after 0-days plugged

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Re: but only for Windows (and OS X, and Linux for Chrome), not Linux (for Firefox)

Anonymous Coward, Flash Player 11.2.202.491 for Firefox on Linux has been released.

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Toyota recalls 625,000 hybrids: Software bug kills engines dead with THERMAL OVERLOAD

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Re: Quality

Terry 6, it depends upon what you’d meant by “consumerist campaign” — Nader was active a decade before the Pinto with his book Unsafe at Any Speed; one of its chapters was focused on the Chevrolet Corvair’s suspension.

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Free internet for kids! Obama's offering free internet to kids! (Yes, there's a catch)

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Re: Old cause and effect confusion again…

… city financial areas!

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Behold: Pluto's huge ICE MOUNTAINS ... and signs of cryovolcanoes?

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Re: Yuggoth

Roj, I dare not type more than what was revealed in Sonnet X:

I knew those fires were brewing monstrous things,

And that those birds of space had been Outside

I guessed to what dark planet’s crypts they plied,

And what they brought from Thog beneath their wings.

The others laughed — till struck too mute to speak

By what they glimpsed in one bird’s evil beak.

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Reddit CEO U-turn: Site no longer a bastion of free speech – and stop posting so much hate

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Re: an I with a centre-stroke in Unicode

LaeMing, in sans-serif Arial, no. (The unstroked I in Arial is sans-serif.) In a serifed typeface like Linux Libertine G, yes.

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an I with a centre-stroke in Unicode

LaeMing, like this?

Ɨ

(See U+0197.)

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Hacking Team: Oh great, good job, guys ... now the TERRORISTS have our zero-day exploits

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Re: As ye sow …

Jon, ye was the second-person nominative plural pronoun; it is correct as is. Thee was the second-person singular object form; using thee there would be ungrammatical. If it were intended to be said to a single entity, it would have been “As thou sowest, so shalt thou reap”.

Where “ye” was really “þe” was for the definite article the, e.g. “Ye Olde Hacke Shoppe” was really “Þe Olde Hacke Shoppe”.

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Boffin: Will I soon be able to CLONE a WOOLLY MAMMOTH? YES. Should I? Hell NO

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Getting eaten by people is by far the best evolutionary strategy for a species

bjr, it didn’t work so well for the passenger pigeon.

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Wake up, sheeple! If you ask Siri about 9/11 it will rat you out to the police!

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Re: pounds

Lostyearsago, the monetary pound originally referred to a unit of account rather than a unit of exchange: a Tower pound mass (slightly less than 350 g) of 0.925 fine silver. Coins of that time were mostly silver pennies, 240 to the unit of account, each ideally weighing in at 32 Tower grains (1.45 g or so) of 0.925 Ag. Edward I. in 1300 was the first ruler to break this monetary/mass relationship, coining 243 pennies from this mass rather than 240; successive devaluations reached their nadir in 1551 under Edward VI., who coined 540 pennies from a Troy pound (a bit over 373 g) of 0.250 Ag. The following year, revaluation reforms began; these stabilized under Elizabeth I., who in 1560 had established the 60 shilling (720 pence) footing of a Troy pound of 0.925 Ag; in 1601, this was devalued to 62 shillings (744 pence) per pound mass. This level lasted until after the Napoleonic wars, when the footing became 66 shillings (792 pence), the UK went on the gold standard, and silver coinage lost unlimited legal tender status. The 20th century saw the reduction, and then elimination, of silver from coinage, followed by the elimination of the £ s. d. subdivision in 1971.

I believe that wool was traditionally weighed in stone.

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US rotary dials

fishman, on my Western Electric 500 telephone (the model whose herds once thundered in their millions across North American desks), the shortest distance is given by 1, then 2, …, then 9, with 0 being the longest. When the NANP was introduced, the area codes with the largest populations had the shortest distances on the dial: 212 for New York, 213 for Los Angeles, 312 for Chicago, and so on.

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Microsoft finally finishes its PowerPC emulator

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Re: Rosetta

Annihilator, Photoshop (from the PowerPC version of Creative Suite 2) runs on SWMBO’s Leopard partition using Rosetta.

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Chancellor Merkel 'was patient zero' in German govt network hack

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quantum chemistry

Anonymous Coward,

her doctorate is in physical chemistry, but her dissertation involved quantum chemistry:

Am 8. Januar 1986 reichte sie ihre Dissertation Untersuchung des Mechanismus von Zerfallsreaktionen mit einfachem Bindungsbruch und Berechnung ihrer Geschwindigkeitskonstanten auf der Grundlage quantenchemischer und statistischer Methoden ein.

(On 8th January 1986 she submitted her dissertation Investigation of the mechanism of decay reactions with single bond breaking and calculation of their velocity constants on the basis of quantum chemical and statistical methods.)

Yes, quantum chemistry existed in 1986; see the earlier work by Linus Pauling et al. to allay your doubts.

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Keurig to drop coffee DRM after boss admits 'we were wrong'

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Re: I suppose.

Anonymous Coward, the transformer would be for a Teasmade, so it would likely be making its fashion statement (hopefully “form follows function”) in a bedroom.

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Re: I suppose.

Dana W, have you looked into step-up transformers to run 230 V @ 50 Hz appliances on a 120 V @ 60 Hz grid?

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NSA spying is illegal? Then let's make it law, say Republicans

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Re: All that is left is to pay attention

Keven E., Senator Sanders is an independent, although he caucuses with the Democrats (and despite his pursuit of becoming a Democratic presidential candidate).

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HORDES OF CLING-ONS menace UK.gov IT estate as special WinXP support ends

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Re: err, what?

Trigonoceps occipitalis, the original tron („Alttron“ auf Deutsch) didn’t have one, but the new and improved tron („Neutron“) fixed that.

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Traumatised Reg SPB team barely survives movie unwatchablathon

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four words

The 1980 film Windows.

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Canada passes controversial spook-powers law

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royal ascent

Kat, are you sure about your word choice there?

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Snowden scandal latest: NSA, GCHQ lingo-spies replaced by unstoppable RHINEHART robots

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Re: Welsh?

A Mhaidhc, d‛fhoghlaimeoidís fiú na bPoncán Gaeilge a labhairt.

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Hey! Want a FREE TOASTER that makes BITCOIN? What? You DO?

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Bitcoin toaster

If I had to have one, I’d rather get the offline version sold by these folks instead.

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Top Spanish minister shows citizens are thick as tortillas de ballenas

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Re: The Spanish Inquisition

Dr Paul Taylor, I didn’t claim that defending Copernican heliocentrism made Mutis a mathematician; would you please explain how you came to that conclusion? Eighteenth century Spain, like ancient Rome, was more interested in applied mathematics, such as those found in Tosca’s Compendio Mathematico; see here for one list of 18th century Spanish mathematicians. Since you don’t consider botany to have been a science before Wallace and Darwin (which happens to exclude any botanical work done by Spaniards while the Spanish Inquistion was active), how would you describe the botanical work of, say, Linnaeus?

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Re: The Spanish Inquisition

Dr Paul Taylor, that would depend upon your definition of “of note”. José Celestino Mutis was both botanist and mathematician, a priest who defended Copernican heliocentrism and Newtonian mechanics before the Inquisition. He was known well enough during his lifetime to have been elected a foreign member of the Royal Swedish Academy of Sciences.

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So how should we tax these BASTARD COMPANIES, then?

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Re: Fair Tax?

phil dude, Congress can eliminate the federal income tax without a repeal of the 16th amendment; a repeal would be needed to prevent a future Congress from being able to reïnstate one.

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FBI alert: Get these motherf'king hackers off this motherf'king plane

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conveying meaning in English

bazza, lawyer-speak also exists in the US. My understanding* of one example here is that “includes” in our legalese means “includes only” in colloquial English, so a sentence like “For the purposes of this act, vehicles includes bicycles.” would mean that only bicycles would be considered vehicles in that legislation; all other types of vehicles would be excluded from its measures.

* — That of a layman with no legal education, so caveat lector.

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Digital killed the radio star: Norway names FM switchoff date

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Re: DAB, what is that?

MacroRodent, are there any powerful enough AM transmitters near Tallinn from which transmissions could be received at your home?

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America was founded on a dislike of taxes, so how did it get the IRS?

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Re: a country that was founded on a dislike of taxes

No, I will not fix your computer, Article VIII. of the Articles of Confederation contained its taxing mechanism. What the Articles lacked was an enforcement mechanism to ensure that each state legislature provided its proportional share to the common treasury; but given that Article II. noted that “Each state retains its sovereignty, freedom, and independence”, and Article III. described its union of member states as “a firm league of friendship” rather than as a single nation, one shouldn’t be surprised by its absence. To address your final remark, and to reïterate my initial point, the 1789 USA reboot was “Founded on taxes with representation”.

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Re: a country that was founded on a dislike of taxes

bazza, this has been the case since the beginning of the 19th century, and DC residents are perfectly justified in their dislike of taxes without representation. There are at least two solutions that wouldn’t require constitutional amendments: change the tax code to exempt DC residents from federal income tax, or repeal part of the District of Columbia Organic Act of 1801 to restore their ability to vote in federal elections as if they were Maryland residents (as this 2004 bill proposed).

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Re: a country that was founded on a dislike of taxes

Anonymous Coward, NJ public university tuition is not a tax; the in-state vs. out-of-state tuition rates are determined by the university and/or the state legislature, not by Congress. For example, see here for the tuition residency policy at Rutgers University.

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a country that was founded on a dislike of taxes

David, it’s a country that was founded on a dislike of taxes without representation.

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Facebook worth more than Portugal? Hell, it's worth a LOT more than THAT

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Re: bootnote blessings

While the Editor is enjoying that beer,

Savvy advertisers would surely place their messages here — admittedly at somewhat greater cost — rather than flick them alongside their pennies into the dark Facebook well of nothingness and despair.
savvy advertisers might notice the point of view overwhelmingly provided by this site’s readers here (and the actions taken by them as a consequence) before deciding to Regwardly redirect their pennyflicking.

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Go Canada: Now ILLEGAL to auto-update software without 'consent'

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You can’t make an intention illegal

Tom 13, I can’t speak to Canadian law, but in the States, 21 USC §846 makes a conspiracy to commit any federal controlled substance offense in 21 USC chapter 13, subchapter I, part D subject to exactly the same penalties as actually committing that offense. Unlike other conspiracy crimes, the US Supreme Court ruled in United States v. Shabani that a 21 USC §846 conspiracy does not require an overt act to be taken in furtherance of the offense; thus, the mere agreement of intent between two or more people to commit such an offense, without any action taken on that intent, would meet the definition of a 21 USC §846 conspiracy.

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Icelandic brewers knock up whale 'nad beer

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Re: I’m lovin’ it

Ralph B, why shouldn’t we celebrate complete ingredient disclosure? People who have whale testicle allergies can make a fully informed decision on whether to drink this beer or not.

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Last year was utter rubbish. Thanks for being part of it!

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Re: Silly Hats

DanceMan, that would be gratifying to the indigenous troops of 19th century Italian East Africa, whose military hats were brimless.

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Post-pub nosh neckfiller: Hot Spanish tongue action

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over Leftpondia way

Any delicatessen deserving of the name will sell tongue (usually pickled, occasionally corned), from which delectable sandwiches can be prepared.

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No, the Linux leap second bug WON'T crash the web

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Re: Time delay

Lost all faith…, which “you” are you addressing — Gavin or The Jon? (No region of Australia follows GMT.)

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BILL GATES DRINKS 'boiled and treated' POO. Ah, 'delicious'

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Re: “delicious” drinking water?

GBE, if the goal were for drinking water to be completely bland and tasteless, then (certain) bottled water companies wouldn’t add minerals to the (municipally sourced) water that they purify via reverse osmosis.

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Healthcare: Look anywhere you like for answers, just not the US

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Re: A different model …

Charles 9, where was it argued that someone is above the law? What does a NDA being used to cover up a criminal act have to do with the comparison of a NDA to a contract for mandatory arbitration? Again, you’re using the phrase “taken away” to describe something which in this comparison is being given away; please note that “taken away” ≠ “given away”.

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Re: A different model …

Charles 9, if the contract is voluntarily signed without coercion, then why should it be unenforceable? The right to sue would be given away by the signer rather than taken away from him. Compare such a contract to, say, a non-disclosure agreement; what is a NDA but a voluntarily signed contract that limits another fundamental right, one’s freedom of speech?

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Why has the Russian economy plunged SO SUDDENLY into the toilet?

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Re: So if I have this straight

Anonymous Coward, by “USA has maintained an immense oil reserve”, did you mean the Strategic Petroleum Reserve? If so, note that it was established after the 1973–1974 OPEC embargo, not after the 1956 Suez crisis. Also, its current stock is well above zero.

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Solar-powered bra maker suffers 20,000 TITSUPs all at once

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Abenomics bra

Chris G, I presumed that it has something to do with Japanese quantitative easing.

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Pitch Black: New BlackBerry Classic is aimed at the old-school

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It was a Thing.

Andrew,

People still like that Thing – they hanker after that familiarity and dependability and nerdish functionality. Tinker with it at your peril.
keep these words of yours in mind regarding El Reg’s site redesign.

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Senator: Backdoor for the Feds is a backdoor for hackers

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Re: A question …

LucreLout, speaking entirely hypothetically, the answer is yes, though the response to a writ of habeas corpus (for those nations that have it or its equivalent) would reveal any secret law that the accused was charged with breaking. If habeas corpus were suspended, or the response to such a writ could be evaded or obscured, then the secret law could well remain secret. Historically, I doubt if all trials in the Court of Star Chamber were a matter of public record.

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This week it rained in San Francisco and the power immediately blew out. Your tech utopia

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Re: Spelling

Glenturret Single Malt, benifited is not correct spelling anywhere. Benefited is probably the most widely accepted spelling, although benefitted can be acceptable in US English.

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