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Second hacking crew joins Syrian Electronic Army on Team Assad

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viruses (virii?)

Mpeler, almost.

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Getting into software development...

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Re: Getting into software development...

Aaiieeee, you’ve piqued my curiosity — since you’re not a programmer, why is your friend asking you for pointers on programming as a career?

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Do you remember mid-1970s fears of global winter?

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Do you remember mid-1970s fears of global winter?

A Sino-American collaboration has come up with an explanation for the cooling — an approximately 60-year salinity-driven cycle in the Atlantic — and their study has been published in Science.

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Ninja Pirate Zombie Vampires versus Chuck Norris and the Space Marines

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in the other meaning of the word

fearnothing, what the Vogons do in the privacy of their spacecraft is none of my concern.

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Re: I fear for the future

Chris, since the question was “Who would win in a fight?”, one might expect the answers to skew towards nasty violent types — or perhaps those are just the preferences of Homo sapiens nationum quinque ocularum.

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Boiling point: Tech and the perfect cuppa

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Re: Quick boil - until the EU bans them.

Pen-y-gors, perhaps the goal could be to put a ceiling on simultaneous aggregate demand rather than on energy consumed, to try to limit the need for infrastructure upgrades.

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Zip HydroTap: “Assuming a cost of 10p per kW […]”

Rather than assuming a cost of 10p per kW·h? (From £3,000? I don’t want to know the “to”.)

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Tim Cook in Applerexia fears: New MacBook THINNER THAN EVER

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Re: Exclusive picture of new laptop

hammarbtyp, they’re crenellated now? What will Ive think of next?

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MEN WANTED to satisfy town full of yearning BRAZILIAN HOTNESS

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Re: Do they have high speed internet?

Anonymous Coward, given the village’s rural location, define “high speed”. Learning Portuguese might help, even if you choose not to speak it. (Who knows — your not saying a word might be a plus for somebody there.) Once you’ve picked up some Portuguese, you could look for a documentary named Noivas do Cordeiro (a play on the village’s name) to learn more about the people there. The sentence Todos trabalham, todos comem o que plantam should provide a dose of reality.

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Re: Amazonian Women

stu 4, Noiva do Cordeiro is in Minas Gerais, about 100 km from Belo Horizonte — it’s nowhere near the Amazon.

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China building SUPERSONIC SUBMARINE that travels in a BUBBLE

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US government debt

Charles 9, monthly summaries of “the actual books” can be found here (for a list of holdings by country) and here (for a categorized breakdown). Thus, at the end of June 2014, foreign holders had 6.01 T$ of the 12.57 T$ total US public debt (47.8% of the total), of which China’s share was 1.27 T$ (10.1% of the total). Thus, 52.2% of US public debt was held domestically at the end of June; a majority of it, but not most of it.

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… or are you just happy to see me?

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Surely a better headline?

Ken, I’m not certain that a sporran was the container in question; perhaps a different news article on the arrest might provide confirmation.

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… or are you just happy to see me?

Here’s a brief news item about an unacceptably tight-fisted bargain hunter. (I presume that the “front pouch” mentioned in the article was a sporran?)

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introduction of the Weekend Edition

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Re: introduction of the Weekend Edition

By utilizing my dulled sense of irony, of course.

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introduction of the Weekend Edition

The introduction of the Weekend Edition overlaps the 200th anniversary of the Bladensburg Races. Coïncidence?

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Three new charges laid against alleged Silk Road kingpin

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Re: FFS!

Elmer Phud, are you unfamiliar with figurative usage of the word “corner”, such as Any part whatsoever, even the smallest, most distant or secluded, in reference to a planet?

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grasp of the language

Version 1.0, of Americans grasp? damming? loose faith? (And many here might point to his defense and the offense.) Whether the past tense was appropriate or not would depend upon when that entry had been written; it would be entirely appropriate for a “how I got here” retrospective look.

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Which audio format sounds better?

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Re: Which audio format sounds better?

Evil Auditor, I’ve found that (nominal) 192 kb/s Vorbis suffices for me from a Rockbox-equipped player — that is, for Vorbis, I can’t distinguish any significant difference between 192 kb/s and a higher bitrate. However, that wasn’t a blind test either, so make of it what you will; people listening to different musical samples, or people who have better hearing, could well draw different conclusions.

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Best shot: Coffee - how do you brew?

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yet another coffeetard’s kitchenalia

I use a vacuum pot myself — an all-glass Cory “double bubble” made during WWII, without even the rubber gaskets of the pre-war or post-war models — with home-roasted beans, ground just before brewing. I consume a potful at a sitting in mug-sized portions, unlactified and unsucrified, but I don’t do so daily. For crema fans, one inconvenience of this method is that the crema needs to be spooned out of the upper pot before the coffee falls back into the lower pot; otherwise, it gets trapped in the grounds.

For sweetened coffee, I’ll brew Turkish style using a little Russian cezve.

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Galileo, Galileo! Galileo, Galileo! Galileo fit to go. Magnifico

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the Galileo testing facility in Redu, Belgium

— almost an example of nominative determinism to an anglophone.

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Renegade NSA, GCHQ spies help fix Tor vulns, claims project boss

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Re: "BEWARE ROMULAN'S BEARING GIFTS"

What a delightful surprise! But you really shouldn’t have — I’ve already got more apostrophes than I know what to do with.

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Vampires and Ninjas versus the Alien Jedi Robot Pirates: It's ON

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Re: Umm. Wait.

Alistair, there’s a card game called Smash Up which lets players explore the feasibility of their own preferred combinations. I think that this was the video which my offspring used to bring it to my attention. (We haven’t played it, so I can’t provide my own review of it.)

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True fact: 1 in 4 Brits are now TERRORISTS

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Re: Why the Beatles anyway?

Arthur the cat, perhaps because John was “the angry Beatle”.

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What a pain in the mass! Euro craft Rosetta to poke its probe in 10-BILLION-tonne comet

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Re: when giving figures like this

Mephistro,

a′) If a Commentard of Very Little Brain (like me), who Thinks of Things in US customary units and short-scale enumeration, can equate kilo- with thousand, mega- with million, giga- with short-scale billion, and tera- with long-scale billion — no arithmetic involved, only synonyms — then any other reader here could do so too.

b′) It’s not unknown in the States to call a unit of one million dollars a “megabuck”. It wouldn’t be too strenuous to extend that to “gigabucks”, “terabucks”, &c. Freakishness is, of course, in the eye of the beholder.

c′) The linked ESA blog entry noted that it was “1×10^13 kg” — i.e. 10 Pg = 10 Gt = 10 billion (short scale) tonnes.

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when giving figures like this

Mephistro, if only there were a set of standard SI prefixes which one could use to unambiguously specify an object’s mass … Oh, hang on, we’re in luck — 10 billion (long scale) tonnes could be expressed as 10 Tt (or 10 Eg) without ambiguity.

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Apple takes blade to 13-inch MacBook Pro with Retina display

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OS X without the GUI

Khaptain, OS X isn’t installable without the GUI, but it can be run without it, as whatevs… noted.

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hold Command-S at the startup bong

whatevs…, perhaps the crucial question might be whether GUI eschewers are way too old or much too Scottish for a startup bong. (My guess is no, but what do I know?)

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Munich considers dumping Linux for ... GULP ... Windows!

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Sehr geehrte Geier,

the newspaper’s name is Süddeutsche Zeitung.

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Cargo truck crammed with garbage explodes IN SPAAAAACE

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Re: Latin plural for virus

Arnaut the less, who is trying to enforce partial Latin grammar on English? Pet Peeve’s claim was that There is no Latin plural for virus, and my reply addressed only that claim. I took Michael’s use of viri as being entirely tongue-in-cheek; didn’t you?

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Latin plural for virus

Pet Peeve, the Latin (nominative) plural for virus (“venom”), as a noun of the second declension, is indeed viri (with both letters I being long). However, only the last letter I is long for viri (“men”).

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Who needs hackers? 'Password1' opens a third of all biz doors

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pterodactyl

Primus Secundus Tertius, of course the graduate engineers objected — they knew perfectly well that a word meaning “1000 gigadactyls” would have a “tera-” prefix.

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It's time for PGP to die, says ... no, not the NSA – a US crypto prof

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Unsafe at Any Speed

JaitcH, it was the Chevrolet Corvair, not any Edsel model, which was “unsafe at any speed”. (Perhaps you were mixing up the Corvair with the Edsel Corsair?)

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Stanford boffin is first woman to bag 'math Nobel Prize'

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Re: Professor??

Marcus, … so what?

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Govt control? Hah! It's IMPOSSIBLE to have a successful command economy

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censae?

I ain’t Spartacus,

The last Labour government lost track of immigration from Eastern Europe between 2 censuses (censae?).
no, census is a fourth declension noun, so its plural is not “censae”. The phrase “between two censuses” requires the accusative in Latin, so could be translated as inter duos census.

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Tim Cook on pale, male Apple: 'As CEO, I'm NOT satisfied'

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Japanese boffins invent 4.4 TREEELLION frames per second camera

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Re: What’s a billion?

Ivan 4, you should be more discerning about whom you listen to. Here’s the OED exegesis under billion:

The name appears not to have been adopted in Eng. [from 16th c. French] before the end of the 17th c.: see [1690] quot. from Locke. Subsequently the application of the word was changed by French arithmeticians [to the short scale]. In the 19th century [by 1834], the U.S. adopted the French convention, but Britain retained the original and etymological use (to which France reverted in 1948).
Since 1951 the U.S. value, a thousand millions, has been increasingly used in Britain, especially in technical writing and, more recently, in journalism; but the older sense ‘a million millions’ is still common.

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Apple, Intel, Google told to stop being tightwads and pay out MORE in wage-fix settlement

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Re: A US Judge has smited an attempt

Steve, smote is a preterite (for the past tense), not a past participle (for the perfect aspect). Compare smite with write, its closest surviving kin in modern English from the Type I Germanic verbs; wrote is the preterite, written is the past participle. Your example is correct for a past tense statement, but has smitten (or has smited, if one must) would be needed for a statement in the present perfect.

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A US Judge has smited an attempt

Shaun, we have so few strong verbs left in English; why not use its strong participle? A US judge has smitten an attempt better preserves that sense of just deserts.

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America's hot and cold spots for broadband revealed in new map

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Re: Average?

Ole, the definition of broadband in this report is 4 Mb/s minimum, so the low end (like my 3½ Mb/s DSL) is completely ignored by it.

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Americans to be guinea pigs in vast chip-and-PIN security experiment

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make an afghan, Stan

Daedalus, there have been national banks in the US since 1863, although even national banks can have just a single branch.

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Edward Snowden's not a one-off: US.gov hunts new secret doc leaker

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insidious Marxism

Pah — I refuse to join any terror organization that would have me as a member.

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African samba queen: Don't cut off pirates' net connections – cut off their FINGERS

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Re: Guaranteed to work

Anonymous Coward, it’s guaranteed to work in exactly the same way that countries with capital punishment substantially deter capital crimes being committed. “Being tough on crime” — what could possibly go wrong?

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Multipath TCP speeds up the internet so much that security breaks

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Re: to undetectably (sic) alter or sniff your traffic

Phil, a non- prefix would certainly be possible, thanks to the flexibility of English, but does not fully address the “correctness” issue which you’d stated came from root inconsistency, since biodegradable is itself a mix of Greek and Latin roots.

English has a long tradition of using an un- prefix with words which don’t have English roots, e.g. unsavoury from the 13th century. My original point was that there was no reason to mark undetectably with “sic”, since that word exists and was used comprehensibly.

Since the OED is descriptive rather than prescriptive, collecting linguistic turds is part of its remit.

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Re: to undetectably (sic) alter or sniff your traffic

Phil, English has many, many words with mixed roots. How should a word like unbiodegradable be made “correct”, with its mixture of Old English, Greek, and Latin roots? “unlifeshendable”? “abiodiasporable”? “invitadegradable”?

If you would really like to get to the historical truth of the matter, read the wall of text which is the entry for un- in the OED.

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Pentagon hacker McKinnon can't visit sick dad for fear of extradition

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partial responsibility

Gene, as a citizen with the right to vote, you get a choice every two years with your federal Representative. Your ballot might offer you more than two pre-printed choices, and you could write in a candidate of your choice if the ones on offer are not to your liking.

Which Canadian accent do you practice?

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Plane grounded so cops can cuff semi-legless passenger

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Re: Unemployed and going on holiday overseas?

Bucky 2, another possibility is “between contracts”.

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Brits STUNG for up to £625 when they try to cancel broadband

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Re: It would help if there were an agreed “minimum level of service”

I’m counting, the OECD definition of broadband is 256 kb/s down. (Sometimes it’s “at least”, and sometimes it’s “greater than”. Consistency? They’ve heard of it.)

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The Register is HIRING technology hacks for the WORLD

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Offer them a stage and they get stage-fright?

… wrote an Anonymous Coward.

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Thirteen Astonishing True Facts You Never Knew About SCREWS

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Re: Robertson Rules!

Barry, the reason why Phillips and slotted screws are so popular in the US is ultimately due to Robertson’s refusal to license his patented design to foreign manufacturers. (Phillips was willing to license his design to anyone, and eventually sold his patents to Ford. Slotted screws were unencumbered by IP issues.)

The US accepted metric measurement in 1866.

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Boffins spot weirder quantum capers as neutrons take the high road, spin takes the low

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quantum physics has been as edin love with cats as Facebook

Richard, what does “edin” mean?

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