Shock - Ms Bee in animal cruelty charge!
>Bet you lot wouldn't cut off your ponytail for love of a woman.
I think encouraging people to mutilate a pony in the name of love is just plain WRONG.
Back to the story though .. what was he hoping to achieve? I'm sure the love of his life is really pleased that her beau is now no longer ... err long and able to perform his duties so to speak.
Unless marrying a looney is seen as a good idea of course, it seems that people can have some strange ideas at times.