D'oh missed opportunity M$ - install Vista

Vista is so much faster and better and WOW and super-duper...

Oh - they actually want it to work...?

Ooops... my mistake...

Why did I choose to install Vista on pieces of crap like this?

Hmmm... choice...

I'd love to buy a better grade of crap - but, frankly, I can't...

I'd love to install something other than Vista on it - but it's hard to get a piece of crap WITHOUT it pre-installed.

Why is it pre-installed on my piece of crap?

Because Gill Bates says so... d'oh!

(I haven't really bought a piece of crap - I've got the same crap I bought in 2000 - running Win2k - sweet)