The Normans were vikings in ancestry, they just came via France.
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Isn't it about time they improved Siri so that it can answer the calls for you, to save you the effort of having to do so?
And probably tailor the tone of the response depending on whether the call is coming from another iPhone, or from some other make?
The prototype was less IoT and more TiT
After PARIS and LOHAN, Lester finds his next project...
Now just connect the printer up to the CUPS server here, and we'll get started...
Silicon valley 2.0
Intel demonstrates their new 2 jigglebit storage device
The team were shocked to learn that the T in IoT actually didn't stand for things...
Aren't you a little buxom for a stormtrooper?
Yup, just what I came here to say, speaking as a man who at least 75% of the time has to invert his phone after taking it out and finding it's being held upside down.
But then again I usually take (at least) two attempts to get a USB plug in on my laptop or phone as well, so perhaps I'm just confused that way (or a reincarnated Australian).
A load of old bowls
Ah the memories, although can't say I was that struck on Blood Bowl - the play area was a bit small and restricted for my taste after a little while, although some fun could also be had with the regenerating Skeleton Crew if you played it right, or of course the Chaos Dwarves.
That said many a happy day was spent at the youth centre with a few mates and Dungeon Bowl (the spin-off from Blood Bowl), especially due to adding a few boxes of dungeon floor plans and having a playing area of several square meters of corridors, rooms, traps and treasure etc.
Great fun, and sadly far too many years ago...
BoFH, Dabbs, Worstall, Bong...
Hell there's enough inspiration here for a good few Friday afternoons and beyond...
Pi in the sky
Fun reading all the comments (and the article itself of course) but it does make me think of the future, and the current trend for the ickle computers like the Pi's and Odroids. Given how much fun people seem to have had with these big ol' servers behind walls etc, combined with how small and simple Pi's are, and quite where they could get hidden (especially when run headless)...
Personally I've already got 2 of them, although they are only mildly tucked away behind the TV (the media player Kodi Pi) and in the video cabinet (the headless server Pi).
By the way - am I the only one who thought some of this sounded like one of Dabbsie's columns?
Re: Funny - giving the old desktop a random drop has frequently solved problems
Ah the joys of percussive maintenance.
The intermediate step between swearing by the machine and swearing at it...
Yes, it was indeed nice both to see the Special Weapons Dalek again, and also to not see the new abominations that got foisted on us a while back (the ones that look like they're made of melted plastic).
At least there is one upside - you could have self-pairing socks, or at least an app to identify where the missing twin of the lonely item you have in your hand has gone. Presuming of course that both were equally tagged, and neither had been consumed by the Eater-of-Socks
Or maybe even a Gok Wan or Trinny&Suzeanna (showing my age there) style app, which alerts you if you're pairing mismatched or clashing items of clothing together, or even just wearing something that's so last week's fashion...
Nah, maintenance should be for Thursdays, not Fridays.
Fridays are either for beer, or so you have time to fix anything that the Thursday maintenance broke so you don't have to do it on the weekend (before then going to the pub for aforementioned beer to celebrate).
'You see some pale bulbous eyes staring at you...'
Big BOFH is watching you...
Might have to ponder a set-up of that scheme though. Sounds almost as much fun as phone racetracking - a nice long chain of phones all forwarding to the next one before looping back to the start. Always good for a quiet Friday afternoon whilst you nip off pubward.
And if you believe Hollywood, the main bad guy (or at least his main evil henchman) will have an English accent...
Come on, it can't be that big. Or has Katarina put on a growth spurt and been moonlighting in a remake of "Attack of the 50ft Woman" that you haven't told us about?
Might just have to get one in any case (the poster that is, I already have two daughters).
I'm sure they'll just use it as another excuse to carry on remaking, sorry reimagining, all of their old movies rather than splashing cash to trying to come up with anything new or original...
Re: Terminator: Librarians Rising
And unfortunately now we also know a kid who would probably get his hands cuffed behind his back for trying to sort it out...
Re: ZX Spectrum, cartridge port?
Wow, the return of RAM Pack Wobble!
All those times of getting far into a game, only to knock the Speccie, wobble the RAM pack and have the damn thing reset or lock up.
They don't make 'em like they used to... (thanks $diety)
I think given the choice of going from Sennheisers to Beats compared to going from Sennheisers to silence, I'd pick the latter. It's less of a drop in audio quality and sonic satisfaction.
Not to mention the old chestnut of "new and improved", which is of course self-contradictory.
All these TNT's (that is definitely going into regular usage at work) get rather squirmy when you point that out and ask them for details about how their new whizzy product or project can be both.
Nice article, although the point about being taken in by sales hype is a bit undermined by the admission at the start that you own something by Dr Dre...
It's things like that which'll have your status as a technology tart withdrawn.
Makes the price a bit more reasonable, if it includes lessons on how to rollerblade, sky dive and all the other things the various adverts over the years have said using such products enable you to do...
Re: The issue you raise was anticipated
So if we take part in the poll, are we going to end up in a double-page spread in the Daily Fail next week like that pair (ooer) from Linkedin seem to have done repeatedly?
The "Marmite OS" sums it up quite nicely.
For those who want a phone to actually be a phone (a communications device for calls, plus SMS and email) then WinPhone is great. Nicely focussed (the rose-tinted positive spin of restricted app availability) but more to the point rock solid and reliable, it just gets on with what it should be doing.
But of course for those who want it as a tablet/laptop replacement then it of course fails, due to the self-same lack of apps etc. In that arena it's never going to replace and iOS or Android device.
So yet again MS are suffering from producing a product and then trying to market it as something else (or it being seen as such by the market) in the same way they did with Surface being a laptop-replacement vs being an iPad or other tablet replacement/competitor. And now with WinPh10 they seem to be trying to change their target and be a jack-of-all-trades across both, and like Surface end up mastering none.
Speaking as a WinPh8.1 user (on my company HTC 8X) I can say I'm quite happy with it as a phone, which I will miss if WinPh10 screws things up like it looks like it will. And for tablet stuff, there's my Nexus7 also fairly happily filling that role (albeit with some signs of showing its age now).
In a world where Kanye West wants to run for President, I feel I must disagree with your hypothesis.
He said worship, not vote for. Unfortunately no matter where you are, it seems to be universal that the choice on the ballot paper will all be tools of one sort or another (West, Trump, McAfee to say the least).
Simon's latest order from Amazon may need to be returned
Internet of things for real men
Give me a chance, I'm still learning Python.
Someone said there was a product round-up on mice here?
Apple's new mouse didn't please all the beta-testers.
The new-look Register website is just charming.
Surely locking with crtl-alt-del is quicker if you need to pop to the loo?
When I said I needed more bytes, this isn't quite what I meant.
BOFH? Pah, amateur...
When I said I wanted to get more hands-on with Python, this isn't quite what I had in mind!
Ah the nostalgia
In addition, it also span-off a cartoon series and a movie, although the latter was a bit odd (although inspired casting of Bob Hoskins as Mario and another fun fact is it was narrated by Dan Castellaneta, aka Homer Simpson). I can remember the series on a Saturday morning, along with similar ones for PacMan and Sonic.
Happy memories of simpler times...
Having seen some of the flinging abilities of beasts such as Mountain Gorillas, one cannot help but wonder how a test batsman would actually cope against a ball bowled by one. Given they seem to be both quite accurate, and in possession of roughly 10x the strength of the average human.
OK, so Stonehenge is really just the (slightly) offsite redundant failsafe backup machine for the real ancient astronomical calculator that they've only now discovered? So is Woodhenge really just a UPS?
That's what I call disaster management planning!
So the directors cut of which film had that particular scene in?
Gravity? Alien? Star Wars?
Which presumably are a tad on the large side to ship up to the ISS and then have laying around there for a few years.
Hence adding the shavings to the liquid is the next best thing to having it in contact with the inside of a barrel. Thus also leading to the use of the word "simulated" in the quotes one would presume.
Re: That picture
Thermite doesn't work quite as well as you would think/hope, although of course it is fun to watch (from a very safe distance).
el Reg actually covered this topic not so long ago -
Re: Ian Fleming would be proud
I was thinking more that Pixar have gone somewhat more high-tech in their sequel to Up!
Re: Thank $deity
If that's what the one they dug up in North America looks like, I'd dread to think what its Australian cousin looks like, if more modern fauna is any guide...
A wall of flaws?
Unless you get to a ceiling of them of course...
Remake, reuse, recycle
OK, so who's the lucky astronaut who's going to end up wearing Neil Armstrong's Apollo 11 suit?
Still I guess it could be worse, it could be the Apollo 13 ones (if they ever got the stains out after their fright...).
But then I suppose some styles never go out of fashion... ;-) A bit like my coat over there...
Re: Wasted Opportunity
Thats 'cos the third one was navigating, and they're currently somewhere between Saturn and Uranus. It was covered up to save embarassment of all concerned...
Re: Rated 18+
"Why a four year old child could understand this.
Run out and get me a four year old child,
I can't make head or tail out of it."
Groucho Marx - Duck Soup.
Yeah, but there's no age limit on being a kid is there? At least at heart anyway. :-)
I'm sure if you ask your mother, she'll tell you you'll always be her little boy or girl (as appropriate)...
And I thought such model planes used trees (as landing catchers) rather than bushes?