884 posts • joined 25 Jul 2008
Re: News just in
Banks giving away half their money?
Don't they call it a bonus these days?
Re: "Amateur Hour is Over"
Oh I dunno, now the amateurs are out, they can get the organised (crime) people in to do it all properly.
I mean after all, they're already significant stakeholders aren't they? They'll want their safeguards, presumably in the form of baseball bats, hospital visits and long snoozes with underwater creatures.
a visually rich web interface that required customers to install a T1 line merely to see what a £230 woolly jumper looked like
If they looked like the jumper in the image below the original line, then we could praise having a slow link...
It's also a little frightening that if you exchange the words "lastminute.com" for "MtGox" in most of that article, it's equally relevant and accurate.
Hang on, you mean I've gone overnight from being a lazy and scruffy sod to being hip? Although somehow I suspect the amount of mine that's now gone grey (which the rest of my scruffily long locks are following, but not quite as quickly) might just spoil the effect somewhat.
It must be Friday...
Who wants to live forever?
Booze and bacon sarnies: A recipe for immortality?
No, but you'll enjoy your life so damn much that even if it's briefer, it'll seem like immortality
Manhattan US Attorney Preet Bharara has sent subpoenas
If I were Karpeles, I think I'd be less worried about the US sending subpoenas and more about what (or who) some of the less reputable and legal people with money in MtGox might be sending his way if their money has gone AWOL...
Unfortunately I have to (very) occasionally at work (semiconductor manufacturing - it's a chamber cleaning gas). The key trick is to keep it as a gas, as if it liquidies in the pipework whilst flowing then if the pipework changes direction, the liquid flow quite probably won't and will eat straight through. Might explain why it's banned in many of our customer sites, and indeed in several European countries iirc.
It's a fun job being a semiconductor process engineer - every chemical you work with is either toxic, carcinogenic, flammable, asphyxiant, explosive and/or water.
A lesson learned?
When you shake the bottle, don't forget to put the bloody cap on or it'll get VERY VERY sticky, VERY VERY quickly.
There speaks the voice of experience (and regret)?
Re: No wonder Americans are scared
Typical, I read this after my mid-afternoon snack break of a cup of coffee and a banana.
This is also starting to look like we may need a whole new measurement scale of scientific scaremongering, ranging from a Reg all the way up to a Daily Mail by way of a BBC and an al-Jazeera?
By the way, according to the BBC the Fukushima town hall received ~1000 BED's worth of radiation in the two weeks following the accident (about 1/4 of the dose from a mammogram and 1/70th of the dose from a CT scan, from the table in the article).
The only problem I have with the postal versions is with the DVD box-sets, as they count each disc as a single rental. Hence for a normal box (4-6 discs or so) you can't just rent the whole thing at once, you've got at least a couple of days gap in the middle whilst the first pair go back and the second arrive (presuming your subscription is for enough discs to cover what you need).
I was going to go for the upper level of the subscription, but ended up with the lower one (2 discs a month, one at a time) to drip-feed the recent cinema releases. And for the box-sets, my local library (and it's sister libraries in the area) have quite a reasonable stock of box sets which can be rented for a week for £2 (last weekend was a Boardwalk Empire weekend).
Yet SA judges that Firefox warrants an entry of its own in the table, but that Pebble does not.
Pebble says it had sent out more than 190,000 smartwatches by 6 November 2013.
But didn't send any of those 190,000 out as freebies to SA perhaps?
R2D2 - the Sith Years
Re: "Next week, I’m going to the office in a pink-and-blue jumpsuit."
I must admit, I was trying to decide whether Dabbsy was having an 80's flashback episode and trying to be either Anneka or Clive James.
I'm going with the latter, as the mental image of the jumpsuit is too much to entertain.
Re: Those Sun Pillows look brilliant!
There are worse pillow examples than that sun one (one for lonely on this day of love and profit maybe?).
Also had a banking spam recently which kinda gave itself away by greeting me as "Dear Barclays costumer" - obviously thought I was going to dress up in a stripey jumper and mask to hand over my swag bag?
Yikes! A zombie robot bunny! On the moon! Someone call the Daily Sport, quick!
And mechanical abnormality? Pah, it's just a flesh, I mean chassis, wound...
No, that'd be on your knees milking someone elses snake...
Re: Wrist Tether ?
Being able to put the thing away in your pocket without either a Houdini act or tying yourself to your trousers?
In a crowded place
So the cop walks into Times Square or a similarly crowded area, and the system either overloads and melts, or just spams his vision enough to be useless at best, and a safety issue at worst?
Plus I didn't think Google Glass came in a mirrored shades version yet? Or will that be a special police sunglasses edition?
As the video below shows, Taranis is an impressive-looking creation.
It was confusingly appropriate I think that when I clicked on the video to watch it, after a few seconds it ended up overlaid with a Google advert for a Ford Transit van?
Re: Self-destruct helicopters?
You realise you missed the perfect opportunity there to use this icon? ----->
I wonder if they come with a warranty
And a built-in trigger that fires the shattering mechanism off 2 days after it expires?
“The commercial off-the-shelf electronics made for everyday purchases are durable and last nearly forever,”
Is this a new military definition of "forever" that equates to more than the few years that civilian kit seems to achieve before going tits-up? Or is it just that military kit these days is so old that it was made at a time when they hadn't dreamed up built-in obsolescence to keep sales up year on year?
Re: Perhaps ..
And why don't the servers have copper coloured tops?
We got ourselves a convoy?
"Breaker 1 9, this here's the Robot Duck"?
Doesn't quite have the same ring to it...
Re: Awful to type on
Indeed, and the rather odd "strap on" joysticks that you could get which worked (for want of a better word) by mechanically transferring the movement into pressing/holding those keys...
Ah the memories of playing "Track and Field" and "Hypersports" until the Q key died...
Re: Crazy frog
Aren't they all rather silly coins?
Re: Antiblocking tools ?
I just loved the way that when I first opened the article, the unfortunately now-obligatory AdChoices ad dumped on the middle of the page was for "Hotspot Shield", with a banner headline about using it to bypass blocks on sites.
Stunningly appropriate and amusing given their usual ability to display utterly irrelevant and random ads.
Was a nice little way to end a rather dull Wednesday at work...
NSA + MPAA = A SAMPAN
Conclusive proof we're all being spied on by the Chinese?
Contradiction in terms?
...because he wore a Google Glass headset...
The bloke, who wishes to remain anonymous...
Aren't those two points mutually exclusive?
So it's a jam doughnut?
Mission to Mars
Hang on - on Mars donuts just materialise?
I'm on the wrong planet!
Re: Oh god - I can't get rid of this image
Could be funny though, if the man gets to see the woman's glass view and see's that she's doing the online shopping, playing Candy Crush or something similar at the time too.
"We asked ourselves: 'How can we make sex more awesome with Google Glass?"
You can't help but envisage this being said by someone with more knowledge of the theory (and theoretical research from certain mags/DVDs/websites) than actual practical "hands-on" knowledge?
Aside from that, I'm unsure whether the article would merit more from a "Joke Alert" icon than the "WTF?" one, as the latter is equally appropriate to the thinking described...
A good excuse for a midnight snack?
However, Vulture South is not, as our peers seem to be, lying awake at night over the refrigerator spambot
Good to hear that your new years resolutions are holding, and you're not taking the excuse for a midnight snack in the name of researching what the device is doing...
Re: I don't need to friggin internet controlled fridge
You waste beer-space on food? That's what take-away is for!
Re: My Talky Toaster ....
Hmm I misread that as Nigella.
Gives a whole new meaning to gastoporn...
A certain irony?
So if I have an internet-enabled oven, it could be serving me up spam?
How ironically full-circle...
which has nothing to do with the defunct British DIY chain.
Umm, they were a furniture store, not a DIY one?
I think MFI stood for Mullard Furniture Industries, although they also used "more furniture ideas" as an alternative in advertising slogans too.
Re: Its a mess on Intel "et al's" own making...
It's less that there's been no major developments, but more that a few years ago PCs reached the power level that is sufficient for most users. A 3-5 year old PC will be plenty powerful enough for 80-90% of people, who just want web/email rather than something like cutting edge gaming, video editting or similar more demanding applications.
Hence some new "killer feature" was needed, where the tablets and phones (and mixtures thereof) stepped in with their mobility and portability (and "all in one" nature with something you're probably carrying anyway). So PCs have gone from "need to upgrade to do more things" to "need to upgrade as the old one's broken" which is always a much longer cycle.
The problem is of course that the business model and the driving requirements for a desktop (or even laptop) PC is different from a tablet one. So it's less Intel vs AMD than the "old school" (including both of them) vs the newer custom-designed stuff like ARM based kit. Intel are trying the new market with the old mindset, which doesn't fit and so isn't working (look at the business model behind the new Quark processor - technically good but absolutely sunkin its Edison format by the price and what's not on the die that you also need to bolt onto it). They're getting there, but it's a slow evolution without guarantees that they'll get there alive.
Re: Rolling of eyes
Given the periodic stories that turn up in the news media, it's also "do as we say, not do as we do".
Although to be fair the list should be extended to add encryption of sensitive data (or storing it in a suitable place which is safe and under your control) and not leaving devices in compromised positions (such as laptops and phones left in taxis or on Starbucks tables unattended to be nicked).
And it comes within two articles in the main page of an article about WinXP and HMRC/govt and hacking/security after the end of XP support...
Re: Wake Me Up
Or at least when they work out a problem that this kind of thing makes a cost-efficient solution for.
And preferably one that's every-day for Joe Public, and doesn't involve caveats like being in space.
Re: At different times...?
Umm, I'd have to ask how is this new (at least the AMD bit of it)? Or is it just the version of Bluestacks and/or the hardware are optimised for one another, or a special hardware button to run the thing?
Bluestacks has been around for a while now, I have had it running on my Win7 laptop at home for a fair while. Works quite well (allowing for the lack of touch and gyroscopes etc on the laptop, but that's not bluestacks fault), although does seem to be somewhat resource-hungry.
A quick search from it via your engine of choice will turn up download links (http://bluestacks.com/ if I remember correctly, can't check as at work) and I think there are versions for Windows and OSX.
Re: Thumbs up!
So it's basically a weeble drive, for those of an older generation (who may be trying to keep their ideas a little more pure, not that I disagree with any of the other thoughts about what else it looks like ;) ).
Still not sure on the cost-effectiveness of the Sandisk thing, when you can get a wifi-share/hotspot/battery/usb connection thing for £30 from Ravpower and a few others into which you can also plug a full-sized (or micro with adaptor) SD card for much greater flexibility and usage for lower price (and they work great - got one for Christmas along with SD card and a WD passport 2TB drive forming a fully portable NAS/SMB drive that fits in a case about the size of a deck of playing cards).
Also agreed though that the Imation thumb-drive looks nice.
You forgot the laser eye surgery required for the percentage of the population where that's the limiting factor on how things look anyway...
Re: 4K Streaming?
Amen to that, plus I've bought and re-bought enough of my movie/TV collection in the various formats over the years to want to do it again in 4K format. And of course a lot of the stuff will either never be available in that format anyway, or would be so messed about with that the higher definition would probably show up more imperfections etc and make the whole thing look worse.
That said I'm old enough that my eyes would probably struggle to notice the difference anyway, at least without Amazon-sponsored laser surgery... ;)
Apps for the apparently imminent tidal wave of smart watches?
So then we can have smartwatch apps that are to telling the time what smartphone apps are to making phone calls?
Nah, ever since the days when Brian Clough got his, it's been "old big 'ead"
Making a monkey out of it?
Microsoft was a serial offender with its son-of-Hotmail Outloook.com sinking
Or just going ape when things broke, in a very Pratchett stylie?
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