666 posts • joined Friday 25th July 2008 07:33 GMT
Re: Route Optimiser?
Have they started doing those again (the meatballs that is)? I recall they were taken off-sale when horse was found in some in one of the Continental stores (forget where offhand).
Must admit they were one of the main reasons for going to Ikea in the past.
Re: Am I missing something?
Personally I'm still trying to work out how 8 x 240GB = 2TB?
There's either some serious rounding error involved, or someone is screwing us out of 100GB or so (even before other losses due to formatting and block sizes etc).
Re: Now I can get the BBC* again
Crucial memories there Winston, crucial :)
3D movable instructions next?
Now if they could expand it to give you better (3D zoomable and rotate-able and possibly animated) instructions on how to build the things it would be useful. Whilst some of their stickman instructions are OK, others seem to require defiance of a few laws of physics to get the item together.
Or would there be too much risk of your phone/tablet ending up being used as an impromptu hammer?
Did Anyone Bother?
Inside or outside?
Ah but then there's the case where you open a few tabs at once (for example when looking at a site like el Reg or similar news places, a tab per story of interest) only to have one or more auto-play video/audio files and it's then a race to hunt down exactly which one is doing it.
Made even more fun when multiple tabs decide to play ball, and you get a complete audio-mess coming out.
May just be the reason when at my desk the Lync headphones are generally always plugged into audio out and mic (and fairly often being used to stream 'net radio to drown out the office noise), and when travelling the laptop is usually on mute by default...
Can someone please tell CNN Europe? They were on about it all morning today - was almost a relief to turn it off and come to work (on a foreign business trip, so about the only English language TV is CNN and hotel wifi is too crap for streaming either TV or radio).
I like huge boobs..
Except when we elect them to parliament...
Tory MP Claire Perry, who is Cameron's adviser on the commercialisation and sexualisation of childhood
Shouldn't there be a "prevention of" or other such negation in there somewhere? As read it makes her sound like exactly the kind of person they're trying to protect kids from.
So it's at least in part the "do not track" box ticked by default argument all over again?
Although I guess explaining to the significant other why you don't want to be tracked may be easier than the reasoning for opting out of the smut-filter.
Why not have friendly good daleks for a change? :)
Been there, done that already - serving tea in WW2. At least for a while anyway.
OK it was a ploy, but somehow it just didn't sit right. The better idea was the different and inter-fighting Dalek factions, but even the old version of the show covered that one (Davros' daleks vs the Emporer's daleks) if I remember correctly.
I think the fact that we've had as many "last of their kind" Daleks as Doctor regenerations recently hasn't helped. It was OK as a one-off plot idea, but even in the rebooted series it was reused at least 3 times I think.
It's the Doctor who's supposed to regenerate, not the script plot devices...
Well it could then go for an iTune-up :-)
stating there is a "sociological problem" because "talking to one's car is unacceptable to many".
Although on a cold and/or wet morning when the damn thing won't start, shouting at it (and/or giving it a damn good thrashing with a branch) is perfectly acceptable British behaviour.
Re: What took them so long?
You can also almost image the shocked look on his face when someone tells him that it's actually possible to buy keyboard cases/covers for iPads, in a fairly similar style to that on the Surface...
So there goes another reason to buy a Surface over anything else (given Android has similar cases too, and the damn things are mainly Bluetooth anyway so almost any wireless keyboard will do in practice), and given some of the reports about the quality of the MS covers and their wearing out very quickly they might even be a longer-lasting option for the Surface than the MS wrapper.
Re: 18 Months behind?
And these are presumably Microsoft months, from the same timepiece as the Microsoft seconds and minutes you see when transferring files or downloading stuff. You know, the ones that are 3-10x as long as those on anyone elses watch.
Re: "nobbles DNS lookups" - correction
You have to remember that this is stuff drawn up by politicians for application to adults. Hence whilst it may bamboozle Joe and Jane Public, their kids will of course just side-step it as kids always do in new and imaginative ways.
It sounds more like the internet equivalent of child-proof medicine bottle lids. You know, the ones that only kids are dexterous enough to open...
Re: Cameron's looking pretty stupid on this one. But he wants all Britains to feel like this->
And then no doubt next it will be blocking anything that could be branded as "terrorism" or supporting suchlike, with the usual nebulous and flexible definition of exactly what and who the govt of the time doesn't like (or is told not to like) that should be included.
It's almost a shame we don't have something more up to date than the Magna Carta as a parallel to the American Declaration of Indepdendence to use as a cornerstone and rallying point towards freedoms of speech and the like.
Having said that if it's done by screwing around with DNS, presumably underground (or not so underground, or possibly just overseas) alternate DNS servers may spring up offering a work-around for those who may want it, for legitimate reasons or otherwise.
And more importantly, whilst it gets mentioned in this column occasionally and it won the gold award a while back, unless i missed something you still haven't actually done an article on Elite?
With the ongoing development of E:D it's surely time for it, or are you waiting for that to come out before you compare and contrast?
So they think a 1.5" touchscreen may be a workable idea?
I wonder precisely how many live tiles they would try to fit into that area? And will it come with a sharpener or file to make the wearer's fingers pointed enough to be able to tap them? It's bad enough on an 7" screen sometimes unless you partake of a stylus or similar prodder.
Re: Clue up
Problem is Microsoft made such a song and dance about cross-platform compatibility of the different flavours of Win8 across desktops, laptops/notebooks/ultrabooks, tablets and phones etc, but forgot to (or in any case didn't) explicitly, specifically and loudly exclude Win8RT from that.
Apple have always distinctly kept OSX and iOS separate, ditto Google for Android and Linux. This may be changing in the future as things converge and devices get more powerful (and possibly someone figures out the good way to univerally get user input on smaller devices), but for the moment the only platform that has the indistinct separation is Windows.
Had MS called Win8RT something more distinct (and made it a more stand-alone item) then things may be less muddled and Joe and Jane Public could make a more clear choice.
The Low Orbit Helium Assisted Navigator (LOHAN) team has just about recovered from the celebrations in the pub after last Saturday's successful test flight of the Special Project Electronic Altitude Release System (SPEARS) control board
You missed a few words out? But certainly well earned success, and celebrations. A pint to you each and all, and especially our intrepid Playmonaut jr.
And stratodangle now has to enter the English language, or at least the project management language for when important projects which have risen to visibility at high altitudes in the management tree suddenly look to be going pear-shaped. Unfortunately I think it may apply to one I'm currently working on :(
OK, so the test looked good, and LOHAN/SPEARS is on the money to do great things on proper launch day?
So what next, the el Reg cubesat project? An airplane launched into "deep space"?
If so, baggsy calling it ELTON ;)
I was wondering something similar, given the size of dishes etc that probes which have gone before seem to need, plus the apparatus and thrusters needed to align it back toward mother Earth to send a signal back.
But then again I suppose it could be a proof-of-concept test bed for the plasma engine etc, but I thought that was basically proven technology at this point anyway?
Or is this a solution looking for a problem again, or just something to use up NASA funding, with the definition of "deep space" being slightly beyond Earth's magnetosphere (or any distance further than you could get out and walk home).
Re: If a horse was that lame...
It's more camel than horse, at least in design ethic.
Re: Art? ART?
Just what I was going to reference, so have an upvote instead. His machines have a very natural aesthetic grace, whilst this thing looks like an oversized baby crib made by Tonka.
I wonder if it was designed by committee, in the camel sense?
And there's me off on a business trip to southern climes for this and next week, and wondering how to fill my time over the weekend. Based on how much fun it was last time (at least until the Playmonaut went swimming and the watching masses ended up with a frozen pic of the yacht club when the relaying phone was taken away from the camera) that's Saturday filled up nicely :)
Best of British luck chaps (and associated plastic figurines) and here's to rushing around Southern England like loons. Mine'll be the Sicilian pint raised beside the pool whilst watching via aforementioned Interweb.
This reminds me of the 80's computer game Thrust. All that's needed is a big ball of cargo connected to the thing by a tractor beam.
But at least whoever was in control of the rocket was better at it than I used to be at the game :)
Still nice one all round.
Re: A great writer
Indeed, although given it's science and space it should probably be called IainMBanks?
Re: I have a 7 button mouse...
Personally I still like the Microsoft Intellimice - 4 button plus trackwheel, and with the correct driver software the button actions are configurable on a per-application basis. The two side buttons (fairly naturally within easy reach of your thumb and little finger when the mouse is held) I find quite useful in general work. For example my thumb button is set up under IE (all we have at work) for back and under Outlook (ditto) it's new mail.
When I go home or on-site and have to use standard 2-button + wheel mice I often end up trying to click on a button that isn't there and generally having my workflow disrupted.
Is there any point?
They probably already know what our side are going to say anyway...
Re: Trackpads and tablets
Depends if you're a ginger cat and dislike them perhaps.
If so then perfectly understandable old chap.
Carry on Computing?
I'm sure there's a lot more ingredients in the melting pot than that, courtesy of our now-faded colonial and imperial past. Definitely inputs from the Indian sub-continent and all the countries thereabouts.
Still it could be worse, it could be Esperanto.
Proof of the pervasive nature of the English language comes with the news that "shitstorm" has been named Germany's "Anglicism of the Year".
Or is proof simply that they have a "contest" (for want of a better way of putting it) on the subject?
That said they still have a long way to go to catch up with the French on the subject (especially their dislike of it).
And also there's a certain irony that whilst they are complaining about the Anglicism (Anglicanisation?) of their languages, our own is being overcome by Americanisms, text-speak (or whatever the trendy name for it is) and other lingo jingo.
Maybe they should just cut out the middle-man and call it Americanism of the German language?
I'd still love to see the SPB's boffinry shed decloaked for us all to see in its radiant tech-geek glory.
We've had the boat, so perhaps next year the plane/rocket version (or would a rocketry shed generally just be roof'd with sky, at least once the smoke has cleared?).
Re: completely black slides made by photographing dark bits of sky.
It depends if they were taken before or after the repair mission, which was actually where the astronaut went back to take the lens-cap off ;)
Cut out the middle woman?
Once Campo del Cielo has had its run in front of an amazed public in Margate, Paterson plans to have it - or part of it - shot into space courtesy of the ESA. The space agency says it is seriously considering sending some or all of the melted meteorite lump up on on the next Automated Transfer Vehicle supply podule, Georges Lemaître, due to head up to the International Space Station in 2014.
Can't we just cut out the middle (wo)man and just send her instead?
The ATV is the one that at the end gets filled up with rubbish and then burns up the atmosphere isn't it? Would be more fitting.
Re: Is it hoodie proof?
Forget that - I wonder if it can deal with:
* The hassles mums trying to shop with a hoard of whining kids.
* The shoppers who merrily abandon their trollies in the middle of the aisles in everyones way whilst they wander off to select the items they want from the other end of the row.
* The cages of new stock left by staff in the busiest of the aisles just to get in everyones way.
* The business type who just popped in for a few things, but hasn't the time to wrench the mobile away from his ear and so is trying to pick things off the shelf with the same hand that's holding their overflowing basket.
If it can please let me know the secret, 'cos I'm damn sure I can't deal with them most days.
- World's OLDEST human DNA found in leg bone – but that's not the only boning going on...
- Lightning strikes USB bosses: Next-gen jacks will be REVERSIBLE
- Pics Brit inventors' GRAVITY POWERED LIGHT ships out after just 1 year
- Beijing leans on Microsoft to maintain Windows XP support
- Storagebod Oh no, RBS has gone titsup again... but is it JUST BAD LUCK?