666 posts • joined Friday 25th July 2008 07:33 GMT
So does a politician in the southern hemisphere doing a u-turn go in the opposite direction to one doing it in the northern hemisphere, like water down the plughole?
Scientific minds need to know, 'cos we fed up with the political aspect of the whole lot of them.
Re: How about
N - Nutella
P - Peanut Butter (or brittle)
Or are we straying a bit too far from the sweets/desserts arena there?
And Q is definitely going to be an interesting one, as will be Android Wonka when they get to W (who knows what it'll do)
Finger on the trigger
All of the Microsoft smart mobile device and services weaponry appears to be aimed at the Google target – apparently with Elop's finger on the trigger, with an outgoing CEO to guide him.
Poised and ready to shoot himself in the foot by pissing off the (few) other OEMs who haven't fled from WinPhone? You'd think given how things have actually one in the real world, they might have learnt something from the Surface and how OEMs love having their supplier also as their competitor...
From the slide:
Success in phones is important to success in tablets
Success in tablets will help PCs
So they bought half of Nokia in the hope that it'll suddenly make Surface less of a turkey, and that will then somehow make Windows 8 suddenly a consumer darling that everyone wants and we'll all wake up and go out and but laptops and desktops?
It sounds like they've bought an ant that's hoping to pick up an elephant, which in turn is trying to pick up a mountain. Phones are beginning to blur into tablets anyway, and the whole lot are killing off PCs for many applications, not helping them.
Scooby Doo, where are you, cos no-one's got a scooby in this crowd...
Re: What's the point of a microwave clock?
It's to run a little fast (as it's on the microwave) and so disagree with both the clock on the wall and the one on the oven. Hence no matter which way you look in the kitchen, you'll always know roughly what time it is, but will never be quite sure of the exact time.
Indeed, the laptop may stay up, but of course the wifi router it's connected to won't. Hence suddenly all the stuff that was reassuringly put in the cloud (who needs local storage these days?) and the whole world of TwitterBook suddenly vanishes and the laptop becomes a disconnected dumb terminal.
But then again I suppose those of an under 20 age would just spark-up the torch app on their smartphones/tablets/phablets rather than hunting for either candles or torches.
And of course such power cuts are also opportunities for a couple of hours of doing more interesting stuff than watching a movie together.
Anyone who's ever launched a stratomission - or indeed a humble RC aircraft - knows they are magnetically drawn to trees
Although in some more unfortunate cases seaweed seems to have a similar effect - RIP playmonaut.
Anyway nice one Dave et al, beer all round.
Analogue advocates say its "imperfect" methods offer a guaranteed way to ensure the Jar Jar Binks debacle doesn't recur.*
* Any appearance by actors in latex masks a la Dr Who renders this guarantee null and void...
He may have $15bn in the bank, but I wouldn't say he's worth that much given his track record...
Bionic Babbage Bear of Borg better beat Baumgartner's breathtaking balloon bound.
Re: Is Nexus 7 affected too?
No problems on my N7 either, although I don't use Skype (and only quite infrequently Netflix).
That said I did have another system update last night (having been on 4.3 for about 3 weeks now) which may or may not be related to some or all of the reported problems elsewhere?
Re: Internet of Things Bah humbug
What about the internet of nicknacks?
The schools porn filters would probably block that...
Microsoft is also adding its expensive stockpile of Surface RT tablets to the program, by letting anyone use Bing Rewards points (which as awarded for using Microsoft search and services while logged in) to buy a fondleslab for the school of their choice.
So hard-working and enterprising schools can inflict RT's on other schools in the area, so handicapping them and improving their own chances of beating them in the school comparisons?
Re: Stop it
Anyway, wasn't Branson's cross-dressing the result of losing a bet, rather than as a "photoshoot" (although I accept they're both basically PR stunts, not to mention Cupid Stunts).
Re: Probably didn't look too hard
Took me 2-3 visits to ASDA over a couple of weeks to catch one in stock (and it was the last one they had at the time).
Can understand the interest though, as they're nice bits of kit. Especially when rooted, work very well as a multi-reader with the addition of Kindle and a few other reader apps (although the hardware buttons don't work with them, but the touchscreen does).
Certainly more than happy with mine, and considering hunting out another couple for the kids.
Where'd it go?
Just place a phone on the pad and it will start charging...
And then pull away or turn a corner, and it will stop charging as it goes flying off the pad and onto the floor.
A little more tweaking (and as others have said, perhaps more visible position) may be useful here perhaps? But could also nicely play with NFC to activate things like bluetooth pairing and apps like satnav or music.
In this age of spaceflight becoming almost routine (or at least having people living up there for extended periods) it does rather bring starkly back quite what a dangerous and unforgiving place it actually is.
I wonder quite how many potential billionaire space tourists are now perhaps having second thoughts? Yes I know they won't generally be space-walking and such, but it does give pause for thought. And given what other articles have described about the mechanics of what happened (the way the water would basically stick to your head and flow around it to cover the entire surface) it is indeed a nightmare scenario when you could physically do nothing about it.
I would say you have to take your hat off to the courage of these pioneers, but as noted that's rather the last thing to be done in the circumstances...
Suddenly getting something of a deja vu feeling.
But at least in this case the judge had the sense to chuck the thing out...
Re: "there was no spam"
I had the sobering thought the other day that I have more storage capacity on my keyring (and separately in both my phone and tablet) today than there was in the whole college where I did my Comp-Sci A-Level.
Advancement in just over a couple of decades. But then I'm a middle-aged dinosaur who can remember the world prior to the Internet...
Also a lover of the old SR-71, from an aesthetic but also an engineering viewpoint.
It's the little things, like the story I heard once from one of their pilots at an airshow that they tended to leak fuel when on the ground due to the requirements of tolerance to allow for thermal expansion when they were going supersonic.
A trait (the expansion, not the leakage) it shared with that other supersonic icon, Concorde.
Caveat alienus too?
Or perhaps caveat peregrínus (depending if you believe the Choccie Factory or the rest of the 'net).
Having been reading Science of Discworld IV last night, my very thoughts on reading the article.
So have an upvote, and a Friday beer...
Addictive stuff isn't it?
Lego that is...
They expect a customs barrier?
They make it sound like they're expecting the craft to come across a big fence with a border crossing checkpoint on it, with a little green man in a flying saucer waiting to check its passport. Plus probably a big sign saying "the Universe welcomes careful fliers" or something.
And by extension Cumbria now extends at least to the south coast.
From a quick poll around here, no-one knew who the guy was or had even heard of him. At least two people thought he was a book publisher...
If they Americanise it too much, at best it'll end up being along the same lines as Firefly. Which was of course excellent, but also sadly was binned despite its decent cast and crew. OK so it spawned the Serenity film as well to close things off, but it still didn't last long overall.
It's arguably not sanitised and feel-good enough to make it past a season or so in the current market.
Re: R4Extra - Blake's 7: The Early Years
@Elmer Phud (and other Jacqueline Pearce fans) - may I recommend the film "White Mischief"?
@Tom260 - that was my thought as well, although I'd also add the Dutch to the list too as they usually (at least the several Dutch colleagues I have, and most of the populous I met whilst working over there) speak at least English, French and German fluently and in many cases a few other languages besides.
Make up for the disappointment?
...but those who preordered the console will get a free game to make up for the disappointment
So they'll be less disappointed at not having the console by being given a shiny new game that they can't play because they haven't got the console?
Can anyone think of anything Microsoft have actually done right recently?
Re: Not if, but when.
After all, it's long been clear that Governments don't like competition.
Oh I dunno, given how some of the various semi-overlapping departments seem to interact, they seem to love internal competition and bickering.
Maybe it's more the IRS and similar agencies don't like the thought of not being able to skim off their percentage in tax to throw into the debt hole?
handset as possessing the following features:
•”An application program in Korean style which provides the best convenience to the users while strictly guaranteeing security”
•”Convenient for its user when that part of the phone is sensitive”
•”Their camera function has high pixels”
In other words, it can automagically censor you, monitor you and spy on you when you use it...
Re: Monitors data from user’s movement through the accelerometer?
I was more wondering how they were holding it at all, or indeed where it had been shoved to be hands-free still.
Pass the brain bleach please...
Re: never understood those shareholder lawsuits
Almost makes it sound like a Ponzi scheme...
Re: Investors fault?
So it's basically greed and $ signs flashing before the eyes versus Caveat Emptor and "the value of stocks may go down as well as up" and similar quotes that always get brought out in such cases?
As noted above, due diligence and a little market research would have done wonders here, rather than just rushing headlong into throwing dollars around.
Isn't it more simply that the frequency of new products should be inversely proportional to how far ahead of the pack those products and their features put you (ie how many years it takes the rest to catch up)?
Revolutions are by definition larger steps down the road than evolutions are.
Suddenly all the renovation and restoration work at Bletchley Park makes sense... :)
Re: I can see multiple packages of the XBox One available
You forgot one:
Professional (most expensive) edition - doesn't include either a Surface RT or a Kinect
Why hack when the NSA and Microsoft can supply it as a built-in and pre-installed feature?
Re: "You have the ability to completely turn the sensor off in your settings,"
Or the best selling XBox One accessory would possibly end up being a little bit of cloth to elegantly drape over the Kinect camera when you're not actively using it?
No sh*t Sherlock...
"The console will still function if Kinect isn't plugged in, although you won't be able to use any feature or experience that explicitly uses the sensor".
And the award for stating the bleedin' obvious goes to...
They'll be telling us next that we can't play games on it when it's not plugged in at the mains.
Re: might pause and think again.
It's quite sad how responsibility for (and consequences of) your own actions seems to be an alien concept in modern times...
Re: WTF has sport got to do with bandwidth?
Both it and Spotify are good ways to break the data limit cap so that they can charge you more or push you to buy the higher limit package at extra cost...
Personally I'd wonder about heat generation and dissipation, especially if they are talking 3D stacking.
Barbie girl, landing on a Barbie world
This is an accessory to the Mars Explorer Barbie, isn't it?
Nice one :)
Is there nothing Lego cannot do or replicate? Except Playmobil reconstructions of course...
Nice one, great homage to a truly great bit of original kit, and an inspirational engineer.
Have a beer, as there's no mug of tea icon...
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