948 posts • joined 25 Jul 2008
And there was me thinking that you were never actually supposed to tell anyone your passwords, making pronouncability meaningless (unless of course you tend to mumble them to yourself whilst typing them). Not to mention ending up with words that are recognisable and so memorable for anyone who may have a view of your keyboard whilst you type and are key-reading.
In two words, "sod that" - I'll keep my shifted and substituted passwords thanks. I can quite easily remember the baseline word(s) from which they're generated, but what gets typed and used is moved from that.
Re: There's going to be a lot of landfill
I dunno - I can see a marked for 3D-printed stress relief toys like those little rubber balls & figurines you can get.
Imagine having a little figure with your bosses face on it that you can pound to a pulp - could be the most satisfying 3D-print you ever invest in.
Re: Nightmare at 20,000'
Or shades of Moonraker - those acting eyebrows are also nightmare inducing.
And we haven't even got a shuttle with a frikkin laser beam on its nose left to chase them down!
Re: All that safety...
I wouldn't make that assumption - in some of the cases I mentioned I've been able to clearly hear the music as a 3rd party, so quite how loud it is in their ears I don't know.
From my daily ride to/from work I have differing experience to you obviously, where in lieu of rear-view mirrors or eyes in the back of my head being able to hear traffic around you is a good back-up for being able to see them without having to twist your head around so much you end up falling off or veering into traffic yourself.
I'm not thinking here of a car behind that will hit you anyway regardless, I'm thinking more of the scenario of cyclists turning across or veering in front of cars that they haven't seen or heard. For that kind of spacial awareness hearing is rather useful. Similar thing applies on the cycle-paths with earphone wearers (on and off bikes) who are so engrossed in the ride and the music that they don't think anyone else may also be using the paths.
Maybe it's just a local thing about the pedestrians and cyclists around here though. But I wouldn't trade my normal cycle helmet for one of these things.
@Caff - one would hope they'd have included a sensor inside to confirm it's actually being worn before triggering any response. But as also noted above, given they've seen fit to include the huge safety issue and distraction of streaming music and calls it certainly doesn't go without saying that they did...
All that safety...
...and yet they still include the music and calls stuff, thus ruining it? I know for a certain category it would be a key selling point, but from experience both as a cyclist and a pedestrian, a major reason for collisions between the two (or with cars) is usually one or other (or occasionally both) being so engrossed or deafened by the call/music respectively that they're not aware of the surroundings that they are navigating through.
The number of times I've been cycling along and had some schoolzombie being led by the nose by their phone step out in front of me is depressingly large (and I've witnessed it happening at least 3 times with them stepping off a kerb into the road without realising they were doing so, once almost ending up in an RTA with a car).
I would also wonder about whether it would have been better to include some kind of head/neck airbag system, probably coupled with a sensor to confirm that the thing is actually being worn in case of sudden acceleration, to differentiate between a collision and it just getting dropped.
As another (corporate) Windows Phone user, I'd love to know as mine is still on 8.0 and saying it's fully up to date...
Our IT people don't know why none of ours seem to have updated yet (it's an HTC 8x on Vodafone), and I'm somewhat loathed to take matters into my own hands via the beta app method.
If they're that tough...
...they should have used a blender rather than an ice-bucket ;)
Re: Not really useful
Was quite interested in this until I saw the price.
For a bit over half the cost I have a WD MyPassport 2TB and a Ravpower Filehub which between them do exactly the same job. OK it's two devices rather than one, but both of them together fit perfectly into an Amazon Basics MyPassport case and has the added benefit that the Filehub can also act as a battery/power source for any device via it's USB port (as well as driving the HDD that way).
May be another alternative for those who are interested in such an application. Two versions available, cheaper/older one (£30) with 3000mAh and SD, or new V2 for £45 with 6000mAh, LAN (Ethernet), microSD and DLNA (both with SMB, wifi hotspot and USB2 over it).
Re: Don't forget his sidekick
Or Fred Harris, or even "Freff".
It's a good and noble idea in theory, but it strikes me as missing two fundamental foundation parts.
Firstly and most importantly would it not be better actually train the teachers first before just chucking in a whole new curriculum with coding in it? It's well known that a great and inspirational teacher who knows their stuff can work wonders, but the mirror is also true and one who doesn't know or care can wreck any possible interest in the subject forever.
Secondly before the kids are taught to program, wouldn't it be better to introduce the underlying stuff like logical thinking and planning? I recall from eons past when I was at school we were always taught to plan all the stuff out first before going near a computer, and it generally worked much better that way than freeform typing. But now of course everyone in the popular media is painting the image of expecting 10 year olds to come home and program Pi's before teatime and tablet apps that will be at the top of the app store charts by Christmas.
As the father of bright 10 year and 8 year old girls I can see this being an area for some more parental support and extra education where I can.
I've got a bet on with a colleague as to whether that word will appear in the script somewhere before the end of the season. My side says it will, and somehow I think I'm odds-on for winning the beer.
Also I seem to have some different memories of the original Who series, especially around the Tom Baker/Peter Davison eras. The former always used to enjoy an innuendo and a letch, plus assistants like Leela (Louise Jameson) running around in basically a bikini for most of it. Plus I think there was a story set on the planet "Kly Torus" or some similar spelling, and at least one monster that looked like an overgrown organic dildo.
Plus there is of course the famous death/regeneration scene with Peter Davison acting his heart(s) out before bloating into Colin Baker, but all male eyes were drawn to Nicola Bryant's cleavage floating just over his head at the time.
Re: Six complaints
On the Bake-Off one, I thought it more amusing that people were demanding that the sabotaged contestant got reinstated, given that the whole series was recorded back in May-June time.
Makes you wonder that people think series like this (and indeed a lot of other clones of the idea) are recorded day to day or week to week just before broadcast...
Looks so simple...
But I bet it ain't. And doesn't the payload look like a mini Hubble telescope in the pic, or is that getting too nerdy?
Anyway top marks to him, and an obligatory pint of the good stuff (without the "benefit" of having been sent aloft itself).
Ad Astra Tabernamque - as they say in Spain.
What could possibly go wrong?
Nothing that would be their fault, or at least that they'd take the blame for rather than passing that on too.
Important rule to remember in this type of case - no good deed (or personal initiative) ever goes unpunished.
Revenge is a dish best served...
...hot in a metal drawer, or failing that a waste paper basket.
It's my fault for surprising the Reg subs...
I dunno - first airplanes in the form of PARIS and LOHAN and now subs!
We'll have to set up Vulture Pacific soon, in its own volcano lair hideaway...
I will need to say communicate with her and customer-facing staff in London do not speak English.
Are you sure it's her English you need to be worried about?
Or couldn't you decide whether to say or communicate?
Re: Just to make it interesting
And a suitably large forest to land in... ;-)
Nor any race or creed of small plastic pilot...
I mean, where's the fun in that?
Re: The simple answer is usually the obvious one
I thought that was loose lego bricks and dropped drawing pins (which of course always land pointy-side up as well)?
Re: Acronym wanted: must be inscrutable
Federal Evidence Collection and Knowledge Overriding Foreign Freedoms
Re: All that money...
Nah, obviously a Brikk employee in the future has sent this thing back to before the iPhone 6 is released, so that once it is they can sue Apple, make billions for the company and then relax by bashing out their brains with Gargleblasters (lemon optional) before they get taken over by Megadodo Publications who know a good marketting idea when they see one.
If you're that damn rich...
you don't touch a phone at all, that's what you have a PA and other sycophantic hangers-on for.
Still I guess you can buy one of these abominations for them I guess, to really rub it in.
Similar experience to the above with Hudl's - got a pair for my daughters and both storm along (certainly quicker than my old 2012 Nexus 7). The only problem we had with them was one ended up with a dodgy micro-USB connector (due to the kids inexperience with plugging/unplugging the cable I think and generally insisting on using them with cables plugged in but forgetting they've done so). And even then one call to the support line had them immediately replaced under warranty, after a quick back-up/restore via ADB onto my laptop they were back up and running almost immediately.
The other thing I was extremely pleasantly surprised at is that the Hudl supports dual-band wifi (not sure if it's at 802.11n or 802.11ac speed offhand, I suspect the former). Both the kids ones are happily connected to the 5GHz network on my Netgear 6200 along with my HTC 8X phone, whereas both my N7-2012 and the boss's MotoG are still stuck on the 2.4GHz network.
Overall rather happy with them, albeit with the same caveat as above about the micro-USB port positioning when the device is used in a stand-case.
Re: Serious answer
I would expect it's probably a motto most easily pronounced after it's applied, ie after launch, retirement to pub and imbibing of several pints of non-stratospheric ale...
Or at least doing so would suitably increase the merriment of your audience when you did attempt it.
Microsoft reckons it's a good buy
Meanwhile everyone else just reckons it's a good-bye...
It does sound almost like they're looking to unload old Surface stock by uncasing them and selling the bits bare-boned.
Cheres big man. Bloody work proxy server, trying to get us to do work on a Friday! I ask you...
Can't see it that way via IE, but via the back-door wifi network and Android, all fine and voted.
And as I just missed out on the shortlist, you can stick a mission patch in the tree where LOHAN finally lands instead ;)
OK, I know it's Friday afternoon and I've just seen my name and submission in an el Reg article and all that, but where do we vote? Am I missing something here, or is the actual poll to come later and elsewhere?
At least you didn't get the gem that according to a friend who works at Gatwick security some of his colleagues like to throw in occasionally - "Has anyone put anything in your luggage without your knowledge?". Apparently the number of people who automatically just answer "no" is depressingly large.
Oh and enquiring minds want to know - did you get the steely stare from his eyes or his mouth?
Make it so...
Getting Google Glass to fit comfortably on existing spectacles can be a challenge
And even more challenging may be not to look like Geordie La Forge with an NHS visor...
Re: Any non-Latin in with a shout?
But only on Tuesdays, unless you're a penguin
You and me both.
And I'm not sure if I should be happy or sad that my own entry (in Latin - a subject I never studied at all being just a poor plebian) didn't get a mention or argument either.
Talk about making you feel old - I have problems with that one reasonably often (in part due to having at least two devices where the port is inverted compared to all the others) and I'm only 42!
I know I'm starting (ok, continuing) to go grey, but I think I'm a little too young to be a Age UK client, aren't I?
So it's basically a patent for the offspring of an iPod nano and an electronic tag so beloved of our judicial system?
Oh and "a "printed circuit substrate" (mysterious!)" is probably patentese for "interconnection wiring".
Per Ardua Ad Arbor
See, even in simulations some things are inescapable and universal truths, or at least universal trees...
Re: Storage cost
@HMB - and I bet you didn't expect to be able to get that sort of capacity in something the size of a fag packet...
It still strikes me as mad that today I have more storage capacity on my keyring than the whole department had back in my university PhD days...
Come on, we really need a Reg-standard unit for such storage capacities?
How about measuring them by the number of copies of Paris' (or your personal favourite indiscrete z-list celeb) home movie or torrented box set of Game of Thrones it can store?
Re: "No if only I could use that just once in our call logging system!"
You mean you've never used the reply of "sorry, you've mistaken me for someone who gives a fuck?"
Only if we have a Bulgarian Playmonaut(ess)
Re: How about....
Or given certain balloon propensities, more like
Per Ardua Ad Arbor
("through adversity to the tree")
Re: Not a customised Start screen
So it's basically like the existing WP "Kid's Corner" *, except locked down even more, so they obviously think minions and drones are less capable of organising things (or more capable of disorganising them) than kids?
* Their positioning of the apostrophe rather than mine, as for me it is incorrect but YMMV
so the best fanbois with see-through mobes can hope for is a glimpse of
a processor or motherboard glue
Re: Also perfect for the offfice environment
I think most bosses do need them on a fairly regular basis - mine certainly have a bad habit of throwing their toys out of the pram at the slightest opportunity (usually about inconsequential things when most of the bigger storms are their fault anyway and so get glossed over).
Such an alarm to know when their temperature is up and/or they're wandering away from their safe cubbie-hole would be most welcome.
Re: I should think that would be the Ti-D-Bowl man
Or some 70's bio-horror based in the Netherlands perhaps ;)
Re: It is no different that following people around with Video Cameras
This brings to mind a favourite low-cut T-Shirt that a well-endowed female friend likes to wear. It has a square of very small text somewhere just below the neckline in the cleavage area saying:
"Stop staring at my tits"
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