745 posts • joined 25 Jul 2008
Re: Ap Liu Street in Sham Shui Po, Hong Kong
if you reach Fuk Wing Street, you've gone too far
I'm sure many a young man has thought that in the cold light of the morning after...
Re: Arrghgghghghg MAAPLIIIIIIIIIIIN
Speaking of hover-stuff, saw this yesterday and it gave a good laugh (and is quite well done):
Ultrasonic dog-chaser: A totally practical gadget for any central London office
Look around you - are there any dogs in the office snarling and waiting to tear your throat out?
No? Well it obviously works then ;)
Ikea for the technophile.
Can't walk out of that bloody place either without a bag full of stuff I didn't need when I went in. Plus of course there's the additional lure there of the damn meatballs.
Also have one here for my 2012 N7. It's basically just a bluetooth keyboard, so it works with just about anything that has bluetooth on it and can accept keyboard input (I have before had it running with my work Dell Latitude laptop, albeit just to see if it would).
The only problem I found with it is as it doubles as a cover/case, there is a raised ridge along the front of it where it clasps around the N7 when acting as a cover (especially at the middle - you can see it in the images in the Amazon link above). It's quite sharp, and I keep catching my fingers on it when trying to type (which isn't that great an experience as the keys are small, but it's do-able if you're not writing a novel).
Got mine for about £15 if I remember well. Was a nice little purchase, although not something I use too often I must admit these days.
Re: What do you want?
What do you/we want?
A little application of compassionate common sense?
Oi - my shed's got a rather big lock on it. Nice and secure.
And no Austrian psychoanalysts are left in it overnight anyway...
Be careful or he'll set his missus onto you. Ready steady cook'd Pingu...
In my job I travel a lot across Europe, so have a little HD and wifi hub set-up which I use to carry some movies and TV programmes on to keep me away from local TV and somewhere near sane. Usually I take my old netbook with me (with HDMI output) and play them onto the hotel TV via that, but I'm very much in the market for an alternative solution where I can just take the hub/HD, plus my Nexus7 and HTC 8X and use one of those to send the media to the TV (the hub has SMB support, and apparently is soon to get DLNA via a firmware update, also probably around April-ish).
So I've been looking at both Chromecast (not in the UK yet), some of the cheap Chinese DLNA/HDMI dongles (cheapest I've seen is ~£20 inc P&P), the Android-on-a-stick's (which I'm not keen on as I don't want to need a bluetooth keyboard/mouse) and now Roku have added this to the mix.
I'd be interested to know of others experiences doing something like that. Current front-runner I think is the cheap Chinese job, as I don't really need iPlayer/Netflix (said hotels are usually abroad which would kill off live iPlayer, and their wifi speeds would kill Netflix et al) so just looking for something to act as the receiver for the locally-sourced files (mostly MP4).
Re: I'm Mr Angry, from Birmingham...
To mention nothing of the gentle irony of people taking to the internet to moan that they can't get on the internet...
Re: How to load an airship with celebrities
My first thought on reading that was maybe they've just found the new Big Brother house?
Re: News just in
Banks giving away half their money?
Don't they call it a bonus these days?
Re: "Amateur Hour is Over"
Oh I dunno, now the amateurs are out, they can get the organised (crime) people in to do it all properly.
I mean after all, they're already significant stakeholders aren't they? They'll want their safeguards, presumably in the form of baseball bats, hospital visits and long snoozes with underwater creatures.
a visually rich web interface that required customers to install a T1 line merely to see what a £230 woolly jumper looked like
If they looked like the jumper in the image below the original line, then we could praise having a slow link...
It's also a little frightening that if you exchange the words "lastminute.com" for "MtGox" in most of that article, it's equally relevant and accurate.
Hang on, you mean I've gone overnight from being a lazy and scruffy sod to being hip? Although somehow I suspect the amount of mine that's now gone grey (which the rest of my scruffily long locks are following, but not quite as quickly) might just spoil the effect somewhat.
It must be Friday...
Who wants to live forever?
Booze and bacon sarnies: A recipe for immortality?
No, but you'll enjoy your life so damn much that even if it's briefer, it'll seem like immortality
Manhattan US Attorney Preet Bharara has sent subpoenas
If I were Karpeles, I think I'd be less worried about the US sending subpoenas and more about what (or who) some of the less reputable and legal people with money in MtGox might be sending his way if their money has gone AWOL...
Unfortunately I have to (very) occasionally at work (semiconductor manufacturing - it's a chamber cleaning gas). The key trick is to keep it as a gas, as if it liquidies in the pipework whilst flowing then if the pipework changes direction, the liquid flow quite probably won't and will eat straight through. Might explain why it's banned in many of our customer sites, and indeed in several European countries iirc.
It's a fun job being a semiconductor process engineer - every chemical you work with is either toxic, carcinogenic, flammable, asphyxiant, explosive and/or water.
A lesson learned?
When you shake the bottle, don't forget to put the bloody cap on or it'll get VERY VERY sticky, VERY VERY quickly.
There speaks the voice of experience (and regret)?
Re: No wonder Americans are scared
Typical, I read this after my mid-afternoon snack break of a cup of coffee and a banana.
This is also starting to look like we may need a whole new measurement scale of scientific scaremongering, ranging from a Reg all the way up to a Daily Mail by way of a BBC and an al-Jazeera?
By the way, according to the BBC the Fukushima town hall received ~1000 BED's worth of radiation in the two weeks following the accident (about 1/4 of the dose from a mammogram and 1/70th of the dose from a CT scan, from the table in the article).
The only problem I have with the postal versions is with the DVD box-sets, as they count each disc as a single rental. Hence for a normal box (4-6 discs or so) you can't just rent the whole thing at once, you've got at least a couple of days gap in the middle whilst the first pair go back and the second arrive (presuming your subscription is for enough discs to cover what you need).
I was going to go for the upper level of the subscription, but ended up with the lower one (2 discs a month, one at a time) to drip-feed the recent cinema releases. And for the box-sets, my local library (and it's sister libraries in the area) have quite a reasonable stock of box sets which can be rented for a week for £2 (last weekend was a Boardwalk Empire weekend).
Yet SA judges that Firefox warrants an entry of its own in the table, but that Pebble does not.
Pebble says it had sent out more than 190,000 smartwatches by 6 November 2013.
But didn't send any of those 190,000 out as freebies to SA perhaps?
R2D2 - the Sith Years
Re: "Next week, I’m going to the office in a pink-and-blue jumpsuit."
I must admit, I was trying to decide whether Dabbsy was having an 80's flashback episode and trying to be either Anneka or Clive James.
I'm going with the latter, as the mental image of the jumpsuit is too much to entertain.
Re: Those Sun Pillows look brilliant!
There are worse pillow examples than that sun one (one for lonely on this day of love and profit maybe?).
Also had a banking spam recently which kinda gave itself away by greeting me as "Dear Barclays costumer" - obviously thought I was going to dress up in a stripey jumper and mask to hand over my swag bag?
Yikes! A zombie robot bunny! On the moon! Someone call the Daily Sport, quick!
And mechanical abnormality? Pah, it's just a flesh, I mean chassis, wound...
No, that'd be on your knees milking someone elses snake...
Re: Wrist Tether ?
Being able to put the thing away in your pocket without either a Houdini act or tying yourself to your trousers?
In a crowded place
So the cop walks into Times Square or a similarly crowded area, and the system either overloads and melts, or just spams his vision enough to be useless at best, and a safety issue at worst?
Plus I didn't think Google Glass came in a mirrored shades version yet? Or will that be a special police sunglasses edition?
As the video below shows, Taranis is an impressive-looking creation.
It was confusingly appropriate I think that when I clicked on the video to watch it, after a few seconds it ended up overlaid with a Google advert for a Ford Transit van?
Re: Self-destruct helicopters?
You realise you missed the perfect opportunity there to use this icon? ----->
I wonder if they come with a warranty
And a built-in trigger that fires the shattering mechanism off 2 days after it expires?
“The commercial off-the-shelf electronics made for everyday purchases are durable and last nearly forever,”
Is this a new military definition of "forever" that equates to more than the few years that civilian kit seems to achieve before going tits-up? Or is it just that military kit these days is so old that it was made at a time when they hadn't dreamed up built-in obsolescence to keep sales up year on year?
Re: Perhaps ..
And why don't the servers have copper coloured tops?
We got ourselves a convoy?
"Breaker 1 9, this here's the Robot Duck"?
Doesn't quite have the same ring to it...
Re: Awful to type on
Indeed, and the rather odd "strap on" joysticks that you could get which worked (for want of a better word) by mechanically transferring the movement into pressing/holding those keys...
Ah the memories of playing "Track and Field" and "Hypersports" until the Q key died...
Re: Crazy frog
Aren't they all rather silly coins?
Re: Antiblocking tools ?
I just loved the way that when I first opened the article, the unfortunately now-obligatory AdChoices ad dumped on the middle of the page was for "Hotspot Shield", with a banner headline about using it to bypass blocks on sites.
Stunningly appropriate and amusing given their usual ability to display utterly irrelevant and random ads.
Was a nice little way to end a rather dull Wednesday at work...
NSA + MPAA = A SAMPAN
Conclusive proof we're all being spied on by the Chinese?
Contradiction in terms?
...because he wore a Google Glass headset...
The bloke, who wishes to remain anonymous...
Aren't those two points mutually exclusive?
So it's a jam doughnut?
Mission to Mars
Hang on - on Mars donuts just materialise?
I'm on the wrong planet!
Re: Oh god - I can't get rid of this image
Could be funny though, if the man gets to see the woman's glass view and see's that she's doing the online shopping, playing Candy Crush or something similar at the time too.
"We asked ourselves: 'How can we make sex more awesome with Google Glass?"
You can't help but envisage this being said by someone with more knowledge of the theory (and theoretical research from certain mags/DVDs/websites) than actual practical "hands-on" knowledge?
Aside from that, I'm unsure whether the article would merit more from a "Joke Alert" icon than the "WTF?" one, as the latter is equally appropriate to the thinking described...
A good excuse for a midnight snack?
However, Vulture South is not, as our peers seem to be, lying awake at night over the refrigerator spambot
Good to hear that your new years resolutions are holding, and you're not taking the excuse for a midnight snack in the name of researching what the device is doing...
Re: I don't need to friggin internet controlled fridge
You waste beer-space on food? That's what take-away is for!
Re: My Talky Toaster ....
Hmm I misread that as Nigella.
Gives a whole new meaning to gastoporn...
A certain irony?
So if I have an internet-enabled oven, it could be serving me up spam?
How ironically full-circle...
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