* Posts by Carlos Cruz

4 publicly visible posts • joined 24 Jul 2008

Things that cost the same as coffee with Tim Cook - and are way more fun

Carlos Cruz
Paris Hilton

610.000 is quite a blow...

Will it be called an iJob?

Paris because she likes the i in the job.

'Beauty with antimatter bottom' created out of pure energy

Carlos Cruz
Paris Hilton

Ahhh, the charm of an anti-bottom...

Paris, because her bottom is a beauty.

Neanderthal woman could whup Schwarzenegger

Carlos Cruz
Paris Hilton

Not all of them were extinct

Judging by the article, it seems that at least one Nearderthal survived until the modern age. I just question myself why is he writing pseudo science articles instead of winning gold medals at Olympic Games.

Paris because she would love a marathon of armwrestling with Usain Bolt

North Americans just don't steal handsets, apparently...

Carlos Cruz
Paris Hilton

@ Philip Perry

Regular old grannies are not capable of swinging a purse filled with two giant bricks. Physics and osteoporosis don't allow it. Unless it was an undercover officer...

Paris because she swings...