23 posts • joined 23 Jul 2008
"Most Commented" is stuffed or you've excluded this article
Why is "Most commented" picking up articles with 20 - 58 comments (at the time of writing), such as new UK road signage, yet excluding this article, which has far in excess of 300 comments?
Monged-up like a Sky News / Apple mash-up
Why OFn why? I know your logo's red, but did you have to make it look as tabloid as the recent SUNning of Sky News' site?
Atleast put 4 columns across and fill a better bit of the screen. If anyone's still using VGA, screw-'em. And for iPhone trolls, try to give them content that does whatever's the equivalent of an 'unhappy Mac'.
Haven't read the other comments just spun through to get the general sentiment via the icons.
OK, now to ensure I don't entirely P you guys off (I take it you like it) - lovely to see that you've murdered that little annoying b@$t@rd - The Crazy Frog.
Like any good computer user knows....
.....set a restore point before buggering about with regedit.
Tim Chiverton so nearly got there.....
I reckon NuLabotomy will hire in a stylist who advises that every sign with a bit of red on it should be bordered on either side with great big b0770cking grey panels, so that the information on the sign is less legible; written in a duff font; and maybe have space for an advertising hoarding.
They will also have dumbed-down symbols, so every Twoc'ing 11 year-old can recognise them from daytime TV.
The coat? It does seem familiar, but I fear it's actually made from vinyl, rubbed in vain with a few drops of patchouli oil.
Just in case the world ends...
.... how's about a nice Tuesday's-worth of being Moderatrix'd????
Except for surface-mount squirrels........
do you think that they could me impedence-tested and some coloured bands put around their tails to indicate whether they'll short out the electricity supply, or just slightly lower the voltage?
The Swiss - part 1
Chocolate: 20 Swiss Francs
Chronometer: 3000 Swiss Francs
Helecopter ride to mountaintop: 600 Swiss Francs
De-smugged by a squirrel: Priceless
Maybe the banks will believe it happens now and take appropriate action?
Sorry, I've been overcome with a raging bout of optimism today.
I think I'll take a rest.
Damn, 'Age Concern' unfortunately isn't an anagram of....
.....'Moaning Bunch of Tossers'.
Next the electricity companies will complain that their Eco electricity isn't shown as a green lightning flash on signs warning of the risk of electrocution.
Let's just take down the offending signs and let Darwinian behaviour take its toll.
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