* Posts by Mitch Warner

7 posts • joined 19 Apr 2007

David Blaine tw*tdangle ends in controversy

Mitch Warner

And for my next trick...

David Blaine has just announced his next trick will involve being buried in a hole six feet below the ground and then to remain there for the next several thousand years...

...or was this just a dream I had? Oh please let it be true

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Pants purveyor punts handset-holding undies

Mitch Warner
Coat

Well...

...now i know why yo mama never answers her phone.

Mine's the one with the pocket near the groin.

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Giant hydrogen cloud menaces Milky Way

Mitch Warner
Happy

Phew...

Looking at that artist's impression, i'm now *so* glad i chose to live in the unfashionable end of the Western Spiral arm of the Galaxy.

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Bill Gates gives $10m to probe the universe

Mitch Warner
Dead Vulture

@Stu

Yeah...i'm guessing they won't be using Flickr for photo-sharing either ;-)

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Pennsylvania woman in legal doo-doo for lav profanities

Mitch Warner
Happy

Hilarious

"Freedom of speech is not an unfettered right".

Well that says it all. It always struck me that in the US 'freedom of speech' only applies to words and phrases that have been vetoed by government.

"You have the freedom to say what we tell you to say".

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eBayer mails UK lad £44k

Mitch Warner

Which games?

Any word on what the missing PS2 games were? My guesses would be 'Smuggler's Run' and 'Mafia'.

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Canadian seal hunters trapped in ice

Mitch Warner

Double negative

"I've never, ever experienced nothing like this."

Surely this sentence is reason enough to leave that guy stranded. Just consider it a cull on idiots.

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