* Posts by Ted Treen

1706 posts • joined 19 Apr 2007

Post-PC world? POST-MAC WORLD more like

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Re: Ted Treen

Not at all:- my (many) recent posts express approval of Surface/Windows/Android users who state that what they've opted for suits them. It's the third-form standard of poorly expressed tribal comments such as yours which I find irritating.

At one time, El Reg used to be full of detailed factual reporting, with considered rational analysis where appropriate but nowadays one feels that it's akin to buying the Daily Telegraph and finding it to be produced by the same folks who produce Viz.

Don't get me wrong - Viz can be quite entertaining, but not if it's masquerading as a serious publication.

I certainly expect something more from correspondents/journalists than juvenile playing to the gallery and sophistry.

Your whole comment - if you think about it - shows you to be steeped in that which you erroneously & unthinkingly accuse me of. I could finish, like you do, with some childish comment regarding you and your character - but I prefer not to sink to such levels.

Biblical comments concerning planks and eyes come to mind.

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All this whilst people are awaiting new machines. Also, the anticipated release of OSX Mavericks is hardly something which can compare to the release of Windows 8.1

As El Reg's scribbler knows only too well.

Still, reality has never got in the way of a Myslewski-inspired trollfest, has it?

Clearly, Mr M is a Trollmeister among Trollmeisters.

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Samsung touching up ROUNDED, CURVY plastic enhanced MODEL

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Re: This also highlights the only advantage iPhone users have

@Bob Vistakin

There's always one, isn't there?

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Billionaire dumps Apple stock because Steve Jobs was 'really awful' guy

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Re: The Jobs word was just another piece of marketing

You can take almost any product or service and say individual components or aspects are meaningless when isolated:- it's when the total is greater than the sum of the components that you have a great product or service.

Still, you're putting your Masters in Sophistry to good use...

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Err...

UK banks failed because they had no cash, rather than because they were sitting on a cash mountain.

They had lent money to sub-primes, collateralised those debts, and sold them to other greedy banks, and bought similar from the other greedy banks, paid themselves huge bonuses counting as assets complex collateralisations which were in fact liabilities as they hadn't got a snowball's chance in hell of ever being repaid.

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Aw, c'mon...

It wouldn't be El Reg if the Obertrollbahnführer didn't scour the media for an anti-Apple story that could be presented as a trollfest...

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Two years after Steve Jobs' death, how's that new CEO working out?

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@getHandle 05/10 18:36

"You can buy a Nexus 4 for half the price of a iPhone 4"

You can also buy a Jaguar XK for less than half the price of an Aston Martin.

Which proves what, precisely?

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Microsoft: We're nearly OUT OF STOCK of Surface 2 and Pro 2

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Re: Surface RT - I have one

@Gordon 8

Why in God's name have you collected so many downvotes? You say you've got a Surface RT, and it does what you bought it for, and you're happy with it.

So why so many downvotes? Are there so many who think you should only be happy with what they approve of, and that you shouldn't make decisions of your own?

I couldn't care less what your criteria are - that's your business. If you're happy with your choice, then good for you!

I have a MacPro, an iPhone5 and an iPad mini - and I'm very happy with all of them. No doubt I'll get hordes of downvotes from those who think I should be burned at the stake for daring to not follow the mob...

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You put up with CRAPPY iOS 7. You can put up with Obamacare too, says prez

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Re: I would never have guessed

Jasper's just following a long tradition of El Reg sponsored anti-Apple trollery masquerading as journalism.

Awaits deluge of down votes from pubescent slaverers , or deletion by outraged El Reg Obertrollführer...

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All rivers flow into the sea: Apple holds TEN PER CENT of corporate America's dosh

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@Chris McFaul

"...totally pointless report, hideously skewed by not comparing like for like..."

That's journalism:- pure sophistry to preach to the converted - or, more honestly put - to reinforce the prejudices of your target audience/consumer by pandering to their misassumptions...

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Re: What am I missing?

They do (and always did) but it's just pretend, made-up, la-la land currency.

It will continue, as long as everyone keeps pretending.

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Re: Is it just me ...

C'mon...

The governments print money at will so they can inflate their debts away, the banks lend what they don't have, collateralize it and pretend it's something else, then sell the collateralised 'asset' to some other greedy sod who pays for it with money which they don't have either, then when it all goes tits up, the gov't takes what little the ordinary person has and gives it to the banks so they don't have to fail and their ruling bodies can enjoy massive salaries, bonuses and pensions, all carefully contrived so that they don't pay hardly any tax on it.

It will all end in tears - but unfortunately it will be our tears first...

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The LSD trick cyclist, the 1980s pop-star and video games to REPROGRAM YOUR BRAIN

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Re: Computer games & drugs? Seriously?

and some of us (like this 63yr old) have always believed in the following:-

Growing old is mandatory

Growing up is optional

Several decades ago, I opted not to.

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EU move to standardise phone chargers is bad news for Apple

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Re: Standardised connector: SCART

@AC 10:34

"...do try to be a little less xenophobic...."

Comme les grenouilles?

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Watch BLUBBERING BILLION-DOLLAR BALLMER: Microsoft goodbye love-gush leaks

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aka...

"...the people who actually seem to think highly of him...."

Translated:-

The people who have to appear to think highly of him, if they want to stay employed.

A bit like a Kim Jong Un rally, except the consequences for non-compliance aren't quite so severe.

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DEAD STEVE JOBS kills Apple bounce patent from BEYOND THE GRAVE

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Re: Regardless of the merits of the Apple patent

Frankee old lad

You're making the elementary error of expecting logic and common sense from:-

a) The Patent system

and

b) The Judiciary.

Expect neither from either!

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That's a money spinner: iPod wheel patent bout bags bod £2m from Apple

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No doubt...

...the author was asked to "give it his best shot".

This is only one vowel away from "give it his best sh..."

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Reg readers! You've got 100 MILLION QUID - what would you BLOW it on?

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Re: Baldrick inspired

I'd sell you two for that price...

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I don't know...

But first I'd have it changed into £1 coins, delivered, and I'd run barefoot through it, romp naked in it, and then decide;- having engaged the sleaziest of beancounters (who else) to enable me to keep as much of it as I could away from the larcenous sticky-fingered bar stewards at HMRC...

Beer? - well it wouldn't be in short supply any more...

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Thorium and inefficient solar power? That's good enough for me

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Re: I think you'll find...

"...In plain English that means it loses us money..."

That could also be a description of this government - or indeed ANY government. I've come to the conclusion they're a luxury(?) we can ill afford.

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Apple iOS 7 makes some users literally SICK. As in puking, not upset

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I wonder...

Is "Rik Myslewski" a nom de plume for one Steven Ballmer - getting himself a new career...

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Oracle sued over $33,000 bill for SaaS: STRIPPERS as a SERVICE

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@Yet Another Anonymous coward - 25/09/2013

"...If I buy a big screen TV and my wife says no..."

To effect such a transaction without SWMBO's approval, you'd have to be either a newly wed or suicidal...

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App Store ratings mess: What do we like? Sigh, we dunno – fanbois

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Re: Wow

Don't you believe it:- you ain't seen nuthin' yet...

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Austerity BITES: Greece ends extra hols for civil servants forced to use hated COMPUTERS

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Re: The perks couldn't have been scrapped much earlier.

"...who was going to face down the militant unions during the years money was being frittered away left, right and into politician's pockets? It has taken this crisis to enable these measures to be taken as the civil servant union protests will get very little sympathy from the private sector workers struggling to feed a family or the even less fortunate multitude seeking employment..."

Excellently put.

Now could several thousand of us email the above extract to McCluskey & Le Marinel

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USB 3.1 demo shows new spec well on its way towards 1.2GB/sec goal

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Re: if there were ever a cabling construct that was the work of the Evil One, it was SCSI.

@EddieD

"to sacrifice a young goat"

(Gasp!) Surely you can't mean one of the kids..?

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Apple iOS 7 remote wipe: Can it defeat the evil scrumper scourge?

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Re: This requires 2 iDevices

"Fine my iPhone"?

Why?

What's it done?

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Deep inside the iPhone 5s lurk a few surprises

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Re: Low power battery

I do accept your point regarding designed-in and built-in obsolescence, but from a commercial point of view, phones at all levels appear to be almost disposable items.

I know very few people who are still using five year old phones, let alone those approaching ten years.

I suppose in some ways, it is similar to the car market wherein other than for a very few luxury motors, there isn't the demand from the mainstream purchaser for 5 - 10 year old cars despite the fact that their lifetime should exceed that.

Also, increases in technology generally mean that the capabilities of a phone will greatly exceed that of a six year-old model. I know they're often full of features that we might not need but it is a part of human nature to want them and to want the newest, latest, up-to-date, all-singing and all-dancing gizmo.

Many of us with a technological bent might see through this marketing, but we're only a tiny part of the target market:- it's those who believe it when they're told that their lives will be incomplete without this latest feature who will think "Who cares if the Soopaphone 7 only has a life expectancy of four years - I'll be on the Soopaphone 12 by then"...

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@Ashton Black

Not at all Old Lad

A collection of ill-thought out comments which basically say nothing is nothing more than a trollfest. I am perfectly happy for others to hold views which oppose those I hold - and I respect those views.

I find it hard to summon up much respect for those who leave juvenile "Yar boo sucks-Apple are all stinkypoos" comments.

My first comment "Another trollfest from El Reg." is perfectly valid and it is not their holding different views which I find tiresome, but the immaturity of the third-form manner in which they're expressed.

Clear now?

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Trollfest

Another trollfest from El Reg. Why do so many who apparently don't care rush to leave vituperative comments?

If you hate it that much, buy something else - or do you believe that anyone whose views are different to yours is deserving of abuse?

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Ex-BT boss bags £9 MILLION bye-bye bundle, moves to key gov post

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@LyleS

So you can pay a man more than most of us will get in a lifetime - and it's OK, because all the other greedy buggers in a similar position are equally venal?

So Fred Goodwin's pay was OK and justified 'cos all other bankers were equally greedy - and also equally criminally incompetent?

Jeez, and to think that those who hold that opinion actually have the vote - or will have, when they grow up!

That;s scary.

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(Almost) lost for words.

Executive pay has become a f***ing obscenity. There is no valid reason for such outrageous salaries, even less for a departure present equal to ten years' salary.

And they wonder why we have such contempt for them...

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Everyone's waving their 5-inchers: BlackBerry outs new supersized Z30

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Re: Good. But slow.

I'm happy with my iPhone 5;- BUT I'm glad to see Blackberry produce and release a good phone. When manufacturers strive to increase or maintain market share through product development and innovation, it's we who benefit, whether we're using iOS, Android, Winphone or whatever.

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Official crackdown on Apple fanboi 'shanty town' ahead of London iPhone launch

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Re: Queuing already?

Point taken, but are these any sadder than all the "must-have-on-first-night" GTA v purchasers?

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Apple beckons fanbois back into its golden era... of, er, 2010

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Re: ^This.

With all due respect, that's pure cobblers.

The Apple product is "just working" in connecting to Instagram:- if Instagram happens to reject the connection that ain't down to Apple.

Would you claim it's all the fault of your old Pentium 4 because it won't play GTA V?

Thought not...

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Apple to uncloak new iPads, iMacs at October 15 event?

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Re: Fandroids, start your engines

It appears Brewster's Droop strikes again...

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"... the slimmest of evidence is enough to get the grapevine a-buzzing..."

Especially at El Reg:- or is it a slow news day?

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@Sloppy Crapmonster

Nice to see someone live up to their name - with what they write...

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Mid East undersea fibre telco hacked: US, UK spooks in spotlight

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Re: Wait for the comment from the Foreign Office

I only ever believe anything when it has been officially denied.

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Apple's liquid-crystal screen pusher mulls $2bn IPO – report

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Re: works for the competition too

Of course - but if a company occasionally supplies bog rolls to Cupertino, El Reg will tie in Apple in any report, to feed the rabid anti-Apple trolls - unless they're all back at school, of course...

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Stylus counsel: The rise and fall of the Apple Newton MessagePad

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Re: I've got one in brand new condition

Ever thought about trying before buying?

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Lip-wobbling boffins: Eating Chinese food is like kissing a vibrator

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Don't call me "Surly"...

The Cameron Administration have always been surly...

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Huawei CTO insists: 'We are not a threat to UK and US national security'

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Re: yeah, right

The very quote that came to my mind.

But then I am of a vintage that recalls the phrase from when she originally uttered it in the summer of '63...

Have a beer (and an up vote) even though you beat me to it.

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TWO can play this 64-bit mobile game, says Samsung, crossly

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Well this Apple user is smart enough to know that the plural is "users" and not "user's".

Still, judging you by your remarks, it's likely that you'll learn some grammar when you move up to the big boys' school...

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David Attenborough warns that humans have stopped evolving

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"of coarse"???

At El Reg, that's par for the course...

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CSC boss post-NHS IT flop, Ford CEO 'pitched' as the next Steve Ballmer

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Could be...

...'cos you spelt his name as "Bil"...

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We made the iPhones, now we want OUR 'UNPAID' WAGES – student Pegatron toilers

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So...

If Goodyear were slated for bad practices in Poland or Slovenia where they manufacture tyres, would that instantly become an anti-BMW trollfest on El Reg?

Unfortunately, I rather suspect it would...

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Shop-a-suspect web security system: 'We've helped cops nab 100 suspects'

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Re: Innocent until ...

"...Going to court doesn't make you a criminal..."

No, wearing a wig & a gown does that...

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Five SECRET products Apple won't show today

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Re: Dont Criticise Apple

"Dont Criticise Apple"

Criticise Apple all you like:- all we ask is that it's a valid, rational and considered criticism - rather than the tribal "I'm too cool to like Apple & all Apple users are plebs" juvenile rantings generally found on any Reg article which mentions Apple/Foxconn/Cupertino/etc.

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That earth-shattering NSA crypto-cracking: Have spooks smashed RC4?

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@Anonymous Blowhard

Ted Green - who he?

Ted Treen

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