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1680 posts • joined 19 Apr 2007

PEAK APPLE: Mystery upstart to hurl iLord from its throne 'by 2020'

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Oh Yeah...?

"...Fred Wilson reckons Apple will no longer be the top dog of tech by 2020..."

Window cleaner Herbert Bloggs disagrees with him, and furthermore says "Fred Wilson will no longer be much of a venture capitalist by 2020."

How many venture capitalists, analysts and bankers have we seen with egg-splattered faces in the last few decades?

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Please work for nothing, Mr Dabbs. What can you lose?

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Re: Networking @Cliff

Too true.

In a goldrush, the main people who get rich are the ones selling shovels...

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Google's self-driving car breakthrough: Stop sign no longer a problem

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Re: Existing Solutions

"... there would be less second and third cars around..."

You mean bits are going to drop off them - or do you mean "... there would be fewer second and third cars around..."?

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Look behind you, 'declining' sub-$5bn iPod. The iWatch has come... to EAT YOU

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Rumours...

"...an analyst has predicted..."

Whatever precedes (or follows) those words has all the credibility of a tale by The Brothers Grimm...

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CEO Tim Cook sweeps Apple's inconvenient truths under a solar panel

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Re: Outgassing

...or even the rabid iFoes...

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Apple fanbois eat static as Beeb, Sky web stream vids go titsup on iOS

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Re: At the risk of being downvoted

The device works - it's an external service which ain't servicing - which isn't Apple's fault...

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Fancy joining Reg hack on quid-a-day challenge?

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What???

"...all the major food groups, i.e. dairy, fruit, sponge and jelly..."

But everyone knows the major food groups include cholesterol, caffeine and brown sauce...

...oh, and beer!

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Apple DOMINATES the Valley, rakes in more profit than Google, HP, Intel, Cisco COMBINED

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@SJG (or in praise of him)

"It's your money, go buy whatever you want, but please stop telling everyone else that they're idiots.

At last - a (very rare) comment of such total common sense and rationality that I feel SJG should be stuffed, mounted and preserved on the wall as an example of how to reason properly.

If you can use what you're comfortable with (any platform) then why should you face vituperative invective from those whose choice(s) might be otherwise?

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A black box for your SUITCASE: Now your lost luggage can phone home – quite literally

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Self-awareness?

I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that...

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Obama allows NSA to exploit 0-days: report

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@Brenda McViking (Re: Wrist, meet slap)

I never believe ANYTHING until it's been officially denied...

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Apple to flush '£37bn' down the bog if it doesn't flog cheapo slabtops

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Re: For $63Bn

Analysts are rather like eunuchs in a harem:-

Forever telling everyone how to do it, whilst being singularly incapable of doing it themselves.

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Danes debut Bluetooth-connected 'made for iPhone' hearing aids

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My wife...

...tells me I'm going deaf.

I replied (only once) that it's her fault: she's worn my ears out.

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Cyber hostage-takers SCAMMED six times as many people last year

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Harrumph...

It's arseholes like these who make me reconsider my long-held opposition to Capital Punishment.

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Broadband Secretary of SHEEP sensationally quits Cabinet

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Re: poacher/gamekeeper

"Time for a truly independent system."

Of course - the time is well overdue:- but do you see the establishment ever permitting it?

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How Brit computer maker beat IBM's S/360 - and Soviet spies

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Plus ça change...

"...English Electric was forced into a marriage by the British government of the time that led to the creation of ICL, as masterminded by then-government minister Tony Benn..."

Similarly the takeovers/mergers of banks & building societies masterminded by Brown & Balls...

Similarly the takeovers/mergers of almost any other companies masterminded by politicians of all parties...

How many of these shotgun marriages have ever worked?

...err, approximately none.

Why are these third-rate incompetents allowed to bugger about with things which they don't understand and haven't got a snowball's chance in Hell of ever understanding?

Oh yes, that's it. Absolutely no personal liability whatsoever, but it's we plebs who pay the price for their inevitable cock-ups.

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Report mash-up: Apple to sell 65 million $269 iWatches in first year

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No, it's not...

"...but hey, it's Apple. ®..."

It's unsubstantiated rumour and speculation.

Nothing more.

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Apple execs: 'Consumers want what we don't have'

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@Graham Marsden

"Yeah, but at least you don't have lawyers getting rich off it..."

Not yet 'cos it hasn't happened. In the event of such an occurrence, I bet some Legal Eagle Vulture already has plans to capitalise on the situation...

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Wanna attend Apple's June developers' shindig? Ask yourself, 'Do I feel lucky?'

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Learn how to use it...

Ever thought about saving your downloaded install file and using an 8GB pen-drive to build an installer? No, thought not.

The interweb is full of instructions - very easy to follow - and you don't have to enter any ID to install it. I did this for several (well, 5) Macs at work without a glitch...

Never mind, enjoy your ranty whinge - even if you're wrong.

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David Cameron defends BT's taxpayer-funded broadband 'monopoly': It's a 'success story'

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Re: I don't think that Prime Minister David Cameron knows what he's defending.

Translation of Cameronspeak:-

"I don't know what the suppliers have done; I don't understand what they're trying to do and even if I had a glimmer, I wouldn't understand what was involved; but I do know that I've spent absolutely oodles of your hard-earned on it. That, naturally, makes it a huge success."

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BT Tower to be replaced by 3D printed BT Tower

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@AC:- Re: 10 Downing Street

"...self-serving, publicity-seeking politicians..."

Is there any other kind?

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UK cops: Keep yer golden doubloons, ad folk. Yon websites belong ta PIRATES

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Re: 'Evidenced and verified'

Of course they would:- but I look forward to the time when someone on the list, but otherwise unconvicted, tests their inclusion under the UK's (archaic & draconian) libel laws...

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Life support turned off: NHS Direct dies silent, undignified death

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Fitting.

"...NHS Direct dies silent, undignified death,,,"

As did some of those who put their faith in the service.

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Original iPhone dev team was 'shockingly small' - Apple engineer

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Dead right...

As the old saw puts it, "A camel is a horse designed by a committee."

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Apple vows to add racially diverse EMOJIS after MILEY CYRUS TWITTER outrage

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Re: Well-

Not fair: I can only up vote you once, and your discernment and obvious exquisite taste deserves multiple up votes!

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Apple hires ex-SENATE staffer for added WASHINGTON POWER

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Re: Hmmm

Could be, admittedly. But unless Apple specifically state their reason(s), any supposition remains just conjecture.

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Hmmm

"Apple has hired a veteran Washington lobbyist in an apparent attempt to boost its influence in the seat of American power."

Objection, m'Lud. Speculation* not fact. The writer can not possibly know the reasoning or purpose behind the action.

*Or sophistry:- take your pick.

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MPs blast HMRC for using anti-terrorism laws against whistleblower

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Re: Lawmakers and the law

Not just Enver...

Look at the track record of the fragrant & delightful Ms Homer...

Although it's from the DM, she would have sued if it were materially incorrect. It seems in today's civil service, incompetence gets you to the top, the innocent are punished and the guilty rewarded.

Just like Parliament, really. What do we have to do to cull these terminally incompetent self-serving arrogant troughers?

"Born in Norfolk, Ms Homer studied law at University College London, before working at Reading Council for two years then Hertfordshire Council, where over a period of 15 years, she rose to the position of Director of Corporate Services.

This proved the springboard for her first major town hall job, in 1998, as chief executive of Suffolk Council.

Just four years later, the married mother of three daughters was parachuted into the same post at Birmingham City Council, on a jaw-dropping £174,000-year.

In 2005 she was accused of throwing ‘the rule book out of the window’ in a major postal votes scandal in Birmingham that ended up before the courts.

Election judge Richard Mawrey said fraud in the city ‘would have disgraced a banana republic’. He described Mrs Homer’s decision to allow postal ballot papers to be transported to the count in shopping bags as ‘the direst folly’.

But later that year she was chosen by the Home Office to run what was then called the Immigration and Nationality Directorate – this time on £200,000, plus bonuses.

Already in chaos, it was on her watch in 2006 that we learned of the mistaken release of 1,000 foreign criminals.

It later emerged some 450,000 asylum cases had not been dealt with but left in boxes at the Home Office.

The new UKBA was meant to clear up the mess, and Mrs Homer became its first chief executive, on an astonishing £208,000 a year.

But among a fresh run of scandals was the revelation that nearly 400 of the 1,000 foreign prisoners were told they could stay in Britain and dozens remained untraced.

Promotion came again in 2011 when she was handed the the post of Permanent Secretary at the Transport Department where she stayed for barely a year before winning her biggest job to date – running HMRC.

Since then she has been criticised for failing to tackle tax avoidance, admitting in November last year that over half of Britain’s biggest 770 firms funnel profits overseas.

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2298578/There-penalties-poor-performance-civil-service-MPs-astounded-boss-failing-Border-Agency-Lin-Homer-charge-HMRC.html#ixzz2wywFWe6n

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To much hassle...

...just have a friendly chat with Hartnett over lunch, like Vodafone did.

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Bono bests Bezos in Fortune's 'World's 50 Greatest Leaders' list

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Re: Inspiration

Bono?

Is that the one who bullies us into parting with some of our pittance, whilst moving his fortune & financial management to Holland in order to reduce his Eire taxes?

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Cops bang up squiffy, nude Virginian minx

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Re: These days...

Damned good job you commented as AC.

Your real name/handle could have ensured it was your last ever comment...

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BOFH: On the PFY's Scottish estate, no one can hear you scream...

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Re: "Sending money to Uganda" has a nice ring to it"

You mean that where you work, you don't get screwed?

Must be a first...

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'Arrogant' Snowden putting lives at risk, says NSA's deputy spyboss

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"Ledgett said the NSA's core problem was that it was lousy at PR, rather than that it was invading innocent people's privacy"

It would appear that Ledgett is (one of) the NSA's core problems.

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Say CHEESE: Samsung files patent for transparent camera

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Re: Transparent display?

"Windows mobile"???

Redmond will sue!

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Oxfam, you're full of FAIL. Leave economics to sensible bods

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Re: Erm... really?

Not only that, but why do so many charities need a CEO on upwards of £150k p.a.?

Add to that a chief fundraiser on @£95k, and various 'strategists' on anything between £65k and £75k per annum, and I am beginning to have just the teeniest suspicion that our old friend "Pournelle's Iron Law of Bureaucracy" is sneaking in here...

Iron Law of Bureaucracy

In any bureaucracy, the people devoted to the benefit of the bureaucracy itself always get in control and those dedicated to the goals the bureaucracy is supposed to accomplish have less and less influence, and sometimes are eliminated entirely.

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China's annual TV smear segment drags Nikon's name through the mud

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Re: China and ethics??

Long John Silver gave The Black Spot to Blind Pew...

Who wasn't aware of its colour...

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Report: Apple flushes 12.9-inch MaxiPad plan down the drain

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It's not the Sammy TV...

...it's the 45 miles of extension lead that's wearing you out. :-)

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Top UK e-commerce sites fail to protect 'password' password-havers from selves

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But...

then they'll blame "lax security at the website" instead of considering their own action (or lack of it).

I've seen this happen...

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Sony can't wait to flash you its enormous disc ... a 1TB Blu-ray spinner

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"...I wonder how well DLT tapes will fare if you'll store them next to a neodymium magnet..."

err, they'll probably be OK.

The data stored on them, however, is another matter.

Now to get back to the new issue of "Pedantry Today". :-)

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Samsung narrows counter-claim against Apple in US

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Both companies...

...would probably be well advised to initiate a cull within their respective legal departments.

Perhaps then they could begin to operate and compete rationally, with the main winners being the customers and not the sodding lawyers!

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Foxconn preps for Peak Apple with FIFTEEN THOUSAND new hires

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"...for Hon Hai, which builds iStuff for Apple..."

"More than a million people now work for Hon Hai, which builds iStuff for Apple."

...and also builds a hell of a lot of non-i stuff for customers other than Apple.

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Ballmer: 'Microsoft would have a stronger position if I could redo the last TEN YEARS'

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Hindsight always has 20/20 vision...

Who wouldn't change (at least some of) their deeds or decisions over the last 10 years if they had the chance and were armed with hindsight?

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China bans TXTing and Tweeting in Parliament

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Re: Biased Westen Reporting,

the selfserving elite misgoverning our land.

There. Fixed it for you.

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Can you smell bacon? Yes! And it's coming from your iPhone!

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Re: Sad

No: hungry is how I would feel.

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Botnet masters using Tor to hide control tools for ZOMBIE SLAVES

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Re: "Bet you're shocked to hear that, aren't you?"

This specific case.

As Tor is backed by some part of the US Gov, I didn't think they would make it not spook-friendly.

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"Bet you're shocked to hear that, aren't you?"

Yes.

Answers?

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Apple to grieving sons: NO, you cannot have access to your dead mum's iPad

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Sloppy research??

"Cupertino locks its tablets to a specific Apple ID "

Not at all. I've reset several whose hapless owners (or more likely, their offspring) have reset the passcode and promptly forgot it. All you need to do is set up the iPad as a new device and it's fully usable, but whatever was on before, is lost.

What you are - or rather should be referring to is accessing the mother's Apple ID/iTunes account without the password. That's a totally different thing and Jasper should know it.

But hey! Why let reality & facts get in the way of a good anti-Apple snark?

A little bit of FUD & sophistry always appeals to the anti-Apple adolescents...

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Europe floats DIRTY ORE plan, rights groups scoff: It's VOLUNTARY?

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Do as I say, not as I do...

"The aim of the plan is to restrict the flow of "conflict minerals" gathered from resource-rich but war-torn regions of the world – such as the Congo, where armed groups* often force local residents to work in mining and harvesting operations."

And this is coming from governments who make a fortune selling (at least some of) the arms* in question.

Nice.

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Roll up, roll up for the Commentards' Ball

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Or even...

...the rail fare...

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Delhi police forget passwords to corruption portal, ignore 600 crimes

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I wonder...

'the corporate slogan plastered on their cars; "with you, for you, always".'

Now do they mean that as a promise, as a threat or just as a warning?

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Blimey! ANOTHER Bitcoin bleed brouhaha

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@Ben Rosenthal

"...are you saying banks have never lost money due to incompetence or been robbed?.."

Nope, but when a bank is robbed it's generally not the customer's/depositor's loss - or it has rarely been - up until now.

I know the banking bar stewards are in the process of changing the rules, so depositors are deemed to have 'loaned' their deposits to the bank, thus, in the event of any untoward occurrence, being given the highly desirable status of "unsecured creditor" which will mean that banks can say to their depositors "Screw you:- Tough luck:- Take a hike" even more than they do now.

Notwithstanding government guarantee schemes, our revered leaders are so in thrall to the banks that the banks can pretty much do as they like, and show two fingers to the rest of us.

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