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* Posts by Ted Treen

1634 posts • joined 19 Apr 2007

Apple bolts chastity belt on super svelte MacBook Air

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Look back on it:-

No doubt everything you've called "Fail" over the last ten years has gone on to sell in huge quantities. Damn good thing that Steve Jobs doesn't run his ideas past JP19 for informed approval first, isn't it?

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Not another one...

"I have an urge to show that I'm far too cool to bother about Apple, so I'll just resort to name-calling about those who actually use & appreciate the machines".

I suppose you would berate Ferrari on the grounds that their latest offering won't let you fasten a plough to it and ready a field for sowing - and a 'proper' car MUST have a manual advance-retard lever, a starting-handle and acetylene headlamps.

If you think it's unsuitable for your needs - then don't buy it.

The thought that only those who are in accord with your line of thinking are normal, and those who dare to disagree automatically qualify for insulting invective is not something which I would recognise as a sign of mature or reasoned discourse.

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Apple squashes unauthorized MacBook battery maker

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Knee-jerk anti-Apple diatribe alert...

If unauthorised charging accessories caused harm to a MacBook, or batteries to self-immolate, no doubt you'd be amongst the first to heap invective upon Apple.

Any excuse, justified or not...

Sophistry rules...

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Surely...

you mean FEWER options? - Or is it that you have the same number of options, but each one is smaller, somehow?

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Dixons risks future of humanity with Star Wars-themed ads

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Enough of this, already...

I've just entered my seventh decade:-

I LIKE Star Wars.

I LIKE Clangers.

I LIKE Tom & Jerry.

I LIKE Roobard & Custard.

Growing old is a matter of time.

Growing up is a matter of choice.

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Apple hit by iPad sales guessing game

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Not quite correct...

"How do you think Wall Street sets the target? From info Apple gives them - they're not just picking numbers wildly out of the air"...

It's their interpretation of the info they get from Apple - otherwise every analyst would come up with identical results, and they would be classed as lowly-paid clerks.

You might just as well say that a punter should get everything right, because they can all see the SP & previous form from the racing pages.

Apple are renowned for marching to their own drum, and they do not feel the need to pay servile obeisance to highly-paid guessers (analysts). Quite rightly so.

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Jobs dubs Google's 'open' Android speak 'disingenuous'

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@Rob

"This is Mac vs PC all over again, same issue: choose between paying a premium for being locked into the playground or free to roam, more risks but more choice, more benefits and cheaper. And after 20 years of Mac/PC which business model has proven the most popular?"

Pure sophistry old Son.

I've been a happy Mac user for over 20 years because I've always found the MacOS to be IMHO easier to use and more stable than the various contemporary versions of Windows.

"Locked into the playground"???

I haven't yet found anything I want to do with my Macs that I can't, or that would necessitate acquiring a Windows machine. There may be more variations of standard software types written for Windows as a platform, but how many spreadsheets, or word processors do you need to run? 14 of each?

I couldn't care what others use, but a lucid cogent argument would be preferable to the blind tribal rant which does characterise so many MAC-PC discussions.

When these 'discussions' degenerate (all too often) into yar-boo-sucks name-calling, I switch off. As long as I'm happy with my preferred choice, and it continues to be available, I'm happy. I really don't care if others are using Windows, Linux or even nursing CPM/86 machines, or DEC PDPs.

Enjoy what you've chosen, get a life and accept that others might differ.

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You gotta be kidding....

"Western democracies are open and fragmented. The Soviet Union was tightly controlled, integrated and closed. Which model is still around ?"

I can only assume you've done a Rip Van Winkle & haven't experienced the same last thirteen years in the UK which I have.

Open????????

Democracy??????????

FFS!!

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Spanish fascist decries Franco Eurovision slur

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@El Reg

"Anyone who doesn't agree with our pinko liberal bias will, of course, end up dead in a ditch with a bullet in the back of his head. ®"...

...and in common with the other workers' paradise states, will you be invoicing the victim's - sorry, -perpetrator's family for the coust of the bullet?

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Quango bonfire torches websites

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Of course not..

There will be Monopolies commission which will compete with a Mergers commission, 'cos as any fule kno, competition breeds efficiency & gives the consumer choice...

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@your correction

I prefer 'thino"

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Spycam school to pay damages for kiddie snaps

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Hmmm...

"Federal prosecutors decided not to press charges because they found there was no criminal intent."

That must mean they're going to leave Gary McKinnon alone, now...

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HMRC systems downed by upgrades

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Yup, spot on!

Everything nasty is the fault of those wicked Tories:

Everything from the boil on my bum to global warming.

Now if only we'd left those wonderful Labour chappies in power, we would have no debt, no financial crisis, HMRC would be incredibly efficient, caring, compassionate and understanding. and all would be peace & love throughout the entire country, planet, and (probably) the universe...

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Motorola sues Apple over - what else? - patents

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You already said this...

Tosh repeated is still tosh.

You are Steve Ballmer and I claim my prize.

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Legal PROFESSION???

Profession??

I suppose so - it's only a variant of the oldest profession, after all...

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I trust

(and sincerely hope) that you WEREN'T joking...

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Sophistry

That's no different to saying Ferrarri/McLaren/Rolls Royce have for years lived off Michelin's investment.

Utter tosh fuelled by irrational prejuduce.

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Long before...

The idea was first recorded by one Dick The Butcher in Jack Cade's rebellion of 1450 - Dick's immortal words upon his & the rebels entering London were ""The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers" - at least, according to the Bard, in Henry Vi part II

Since it has been such a popular notion for centuries, it is rather surprising that the idea has yet to be implemented...

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Hmmm...

"It's just a dog fight out there," a patent lawyer with the business-centric law firm Lowenstein Sandler told The Wall Street Journal....

No doubt rubbing his hands together with glee, beaming from ear to ear, and contemplating ordering his'n'hers Ferraris. a new powerboat and a new Learjet with the anticipated proceeds.

Patent Lawyers - no, Lawyers in general make the Great White Shark look positively cuddly & benevolent.

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TalkTalk reveals faster broadband plans

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Yeah, but no, but yeah...

Terrific. Oodles of shiny new nuclear-powered (with dilithium crystals) kit in my local exchange, so fast I can read tomorrow morning's news headlines tonight.

Er, hold on a sec - there's no cable TV in our village, and all our phone lines are above-ground-on-poles aluminium cables installed in the early 1960's when Katanga's attempted secession led to a shortage of, and explosion in the price of copper.

I have BT's up-to-8MB deal, and generally attain speeds of 5.5MB, which I consider to be almost miraculous, given the infrastructure.

I can't see that this will make a scrap of difference to me, with many hundreds of yards of Al cable twixt me & the exchange.

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Many Microsoft workers big on company not Ballmer

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Well,

As a long-time Mac user, I am quite used to the diatribes of excoriating invective heaped upon Apple by hordes of Windows Fanboys for every perceived Apple mild transgression, real or imaginary.

The perfect time to dish some dirt back, and indulge in a little schadenfreude, methinks.

But do you know what?

I just can't be bothered - because it seems such a silly pointless waste of time.

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Miniskirted Brazilian is appealing...

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Wrong continent

Your scenario would happen in Saudi, Iran or virtually any other rigid Islamic paradise...

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Apple pays off pension fund

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Thank you.

Red box duly ticked, as requested.

Any tangible evidence or proof to back up your diatribe which appears to be based on personal prejudice & little else?

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US demands right to snoop the world

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Velv,

It's as democratic as the system that allowed us to be used & abused for thirteen years from 1997 by the most Stalinist collection of mealy-mouthed liars - elected by a pathetic minority (well under 30%) of vpters.

@Others

I have NEVER voted Labour in my 42 years of voting - so DO NOT identify me with that load of s***.

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Jailbreak hole found in Apple TV firmware

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So what's stopping you?

"..(itunes actually makes me want to hurt myself)..."

Please, feel free to carry on.

We don't mind - nor do we care:- so pray, continue.

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Anti-piracy lawyers' email database leaked after hack

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Seconded.

Hear, Hear, that man.

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I really don't give a stuff about...

...the techie details.

I COULD give a stuff about ACS:Law being hammered, fined, embarrassed, squirming etc. etc.

Haven't laughed so much since Granny caught her tit in the mangle...

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Steve Jobs in iPhone bitchslap to creationists, Tea Party

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Someone had to say it..

"...Steve Jobs is happy - assert that he considers himself, like the rest of us, to be descended from monkeys..."

I assume the phrase "the rest of us" excludes a Mr Ballmer who, based on the evidence of a certain viral video, has yet to descend...

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Police issue lettuce e-fit

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Perhaps

someone had put a rocket under the artist...

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Indiana judges dismiss girl's nipple exposure appeal

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Ha!

You're a secret Ayatollah - obviously!

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Harrow flicks pirate thrown in slammer

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Pedantry alert!

"We already have too many laws. We don't need any more, we need less."

No, we do not need less.

We DO need fewer.

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Samoan clerics finger homosexuals over global warming

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The title

"Samoan clerics finger homosexuals.." is somewhat misleading.

I thought Mr Mandelson's pernicious influence had spread...

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Lambeth email sting councillor rejoins local Labour group

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Unsurprising...

"...Labour's statement appears to be an attempt to re-write history..."

plus ça change,

Leopards and spots,

and a million other apposite aphorisms...

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Apple TV: Third time unlucky, Mr Jobs

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Never let facts...

...get in the way of a good schadenfreudefest!

If it's anti-Apple, facts don't matter;- sophistry rules.

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Russia's Cold War raygun air fleet back in operation - reports

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"Started work on a project..."

...is not quite the same as "Monster laser-planes ready to blind US satellites".

Looking for a job writting headlines for that nice Mr Murdoch?

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Half of UK road users support usage-based road charging

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@Matt

"This whole idea is somewhere on the far side of daft."

As is the government and a majority of civil servants.

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Congratulations, Peter 45

You have now discovered Pournelle's Iron Law of Bureaucracy.

"In any bureaucracy, the people devoted to the benefit of the bureaucracy itself always get in control and those dedicated to the goals the bureaucracy is supposed to accomplish have less and less influence, and sometimes are eliminated entirely."

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Drunken employee pops cap in server

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Yes, there certainly is...

Thompson sub machine gun. invented 1919 used .45ACP cartridges.

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@Iglethal

Doesn't quite work like that: any liberty, once lost, is rarely - very rarely restored.

There isn't, in any real sense of the word, a "different type" of government.: just another side of the same coin.

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Scareware solicitors sent to regulator

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On receipt of communications

from ACS, refer them to Pressdram v Arkell

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EC consults on low take-up of e-commerce

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Yeah, but

not willingly. And definitely begrudgingly

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Microsoft patent victor targets Apple, Cisco...

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Just a suggestion

Texas for patent trolls, London for libel tourists, the whole legal system is bananas. There ought to be a law against it.

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Apple quietly extends first-gen Time Capsule warranty

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Oh well, it's inevitable...

...that instead of welcoming a responsible attitude & response, the diatribe of anti-Apple invective which nowadays appears par for the course on Reg forums will shortly follow.

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Fanbois love sex toys: Official

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Maybe so, but...

...it appears that the Reg staff - or at least the esteemed Mr Haines - is not only very conversant with "smut accessorymonger(s)", but also smut accessories; at least in sufficient detail to select and propose specific items...

I knew the anti-Apple invective of the BallmerJugend would make them go blind/hair fall out (or at least stop being curly). or maybe their fingers will be permanently stuck to the keyboard...

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Women would rather be on Facebook than on the toilet

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They do, but it's a lie.

If it were true, they could have sex AND have a headache at the same time...

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What's the difference?

Well, they're both just ways of having your morning crap...

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Waterfall Niagara speakers

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I'm sure they're wonderful, BUT...

...as I suffer from tinnitus in both ears, I don't suppose I'd hear £25k's worth of difference twixt these and something set at a rather more rational price.

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Miniature Apple display spotted in the wild

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Oxymoron?

"Seems interesting, but who cares"

If it's interesting, someone cares.

More "Hey. Look at me. I'm too cool to care about Apple stuff" from one who apparently puts the "moron" in "oxymoron".

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Nipper's naked arse provokes Street View outrage

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Why???

"Why, is there such a culture in the UK at the present of blaming everyone for your own mistakes.?"

Because years of nanny-state government has removed any sense of responsibility whilst instilling an aggrieved awareness of rights into most of our citizens.

"Everyfink I want should be given to me, 'cos nuffink's my fault, innit?"

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Romford coppers try to stopper young snapper

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"..Not many police officers with criminal record!.."

but evidently several who should have one.

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