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* Posts by Ted Treen

1575 posts • joined 19 Apr 2007

Quango bonfire torches websites

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Of course not..

There will be Monopolies commission which will compete with a Mergers commission, 'cos as any fule kno, competition breeds efficiency & gives the consumer choice...

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@your correction

I prefer 'thino"

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Spycam school to pay damages for kiddie snaps

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Hmmm...

"Federal prosecutors decided not to press charges because they found there was no criminal intent."

That must mean they're going to leave Gary McKinnon alone, now...

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HMRC systems downed by upgrades

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Yup, spot on!

Everything nasty is the fault of those wicked Tories:

Everything from the boil on my bum to global warming.

Now if only we'd left those wonderful Labour chappies in power, we would have no debt, no financial crisis, HMRC would be incredibly efficient, caring, compassionate and understanding. and all would be peace & love throughout the entire country, planet, and (probably) the universe...

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Motorola sues Apple over - what else? - patents

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You already said this...

Tosh repeated is still tosh.

You are Steve Ballmer and I claim my prize.

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Legal PROFESSION???

Profession??

I suppose so - it's only a variant of the oldest profession, after all...

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I trust

(and sincerely hope) that you WEREN'T joking...

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Sophistry

That's no different to saying Ferrarri/McLaren/Rolls Royce have for years lived off Michelin's investment.

Utter tosh fuelled by irrational prejuduce.

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Long before...

The idea was first recorded by one Dick The Butcher in Jack Cade's rebellion of 1450 - Dick's immortal words upon his & the rebels entering London were ""The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers" - at least, according to the Bard, in Henry Vi part II

Since it has been such a popular notion for centuries, it is rather surprising that the idea has yet to be implemented...

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Hmmm...

"It's just a dog fight out there," a patent lawyer with the business-centric law firm Lowenstein Sandler told The Wall Street Journal....

No doubt rubbing his hands together with glee, beaming from ear to ear, and contemplating ordering his'n'hers Ferraris. a new powerboat and a new Learjet with the anticipated proceeds.

Patent Lawyers - no, Lawyers in general make the Great White Shark look positively cuddly & benevolent.

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TalkTalk reveals faster broadband plans

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Yeah, but no, but yeah...

Terrific. Oodles of shiny new nuclear-powered (with dilithium crystals) kit in my local exchange, so fast I can read tomorrow morning's news headlines tonight.

Er, hold on a sec - there's no cable TV in our village, and all our phone lines are above-ground-on-poles aluminium cables installed in the early 1960's when Katanga's attempted secession led to a shortage of, and explosion in the price of copper.

I have BT's up-to-8MB deal, and generally attain speeds of 5.5MB, which I consider to be almost miraculous, given the infrastructure.

I can't see that this will make a scrap of difference to me, with many hundreds of yards of Al cable twixt me & the exchange.

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Many Microsoft workers big on company not Ballmer

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Well,

As a long-time Mac user, I am quite used to the diatribes of excoriating invective heaped upon Apple by hordes of Windows Fanboys for every perceived Apple mild transgression, real or imaginary.

The perfect time to dish some dirt back, and indulge in a little schadenfreude, methinks.

But do you know what?

I just can't be bothered - because it seems such a silly pointless waste of time.

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Miniskirted Brazilian is appealing...

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Wrong continent

Your scenario would happen in Saudi, Iran or virtually any other rigid Islamic paradise...

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Apple pays off pension fund

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Thank you.

Red box duly ticked, as requested.

Any tangible evidence or proof to back up your diatribe which appears to be based on personal prejudice & little else?

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US demands right to snoop the world

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Velv,

It's as democratic as the system that allowed us to be used & abused for thirteen years from 1997 by the most Stalinist collection of mealy-mouthed liars - elected by a pathetic minority (well under 30%) of vpters.

@Others

I have NEVER voted Labour in my 42 years of voting - so DO NOT identify me with that load of s***.

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Jailbreak hole found in Apple TV firmware

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So what's stopping you?

"..(itunes actually makes me want to hurt myself)..."

Please, feel free to carry on.

We don't mind - nor do we care:- so pray, continue.

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Anti-piracy lawyers' email database leaked after hack

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Seconded.

Hear, Hear, that man.

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I really don't give a stuff about...

...the techie details.

I COULD give a stuff about ACS:Law being hammered, fined, embarrassed, squirming etc. etc.

Haven't laughed so much since Granny caught her tit in the mangle...

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Steve Jobs in iPhone bitchslap to creationists, Tea Party

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Someone had to say it..

"...Steve Jobs is happy - assert that he considers himself, like the rest of us, to be descended from monkeys..."

I assume the phrase "the rest of us" excludes a Mr Ballmer who, based on the evidence of a certain viral video, has yet to descend...

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Police issue lettuce e-fit

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Perhaps

someone had put a rocket under the artist...

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Indiana judges dismiss girl's nipple exposure appeal

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Ha!

You're a secret Ayatollah - obviously!

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Harrow flicks pirate thrown in slammer

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Pedantry alert!

"We already have too many laws. We don't need any more, we need less."

No, we do not need less.

We DO need fewer.

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Samoan clerics finger homosexuals over global warming

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The title

"Samoan clerics finger homosexuals.." is somewhat misleading.

I thought Mr Mandelson's pernicious influence had spread...

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Lambeth email sting councillor rejoins local Labour group

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Unsurprising...

"...Labour's statement appears to be an attempt to re-write history..."

plus ça change,

Leopards and spots,

and a million other apposite aphorisms...

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Apple TV: Third time unlucky, Mr Jobs

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Never let facts...

...get in the way of a good schadenfreudefest!

If it's anti-Apple, facts don't matter;- sophistry rules.

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Russia's Cold War raygun air fleet back in operation - reports

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"Started work on a project..."

...is not quite the same as "Monster laser-planes ready to blind US satellites".

Looking for a job writting headlines for that nice Mr Murdoch?

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Half of UK road users support usage-based road charging

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@Matt

"This whole idea is somewhere on the far side of daft."

As is the government and a majority of civil servants.

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Congratulations, Peter 45

You have now discovered Pournelle's Iron Law of Bureaucracy.

"In any bureaucracy, the people devoted to the benefit of the bureaucracy itself always get in control and those dedicated to the goals the bureaucracy is supposed to accomplish have less and less influence, and sometimes are eliminated entirely."

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Drunken employee pops cap in server

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Yes, there certainly is...

Thompson sub machine gun. invented 1919 used .45ACP cartridges.

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@Iglethal

Doesn't quite work like that: any liberty, once lost, is rarely - very rarely restored.

There isn't, in any real sense of the word, a "different type" of government.: just another side of the same coin.

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Scareware solicitors sent to regulator

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On receipt of communications

from ACS, refer them to Pressdram v Arkell

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EC consults on low take-up of e-commerce

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Yeah, but

not willingly. And definitely begrudgingly

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Microsoft patent victor targets Apple, Cisco...

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Just a suggestion

Texas for patent trolls, London for libel tourists, the whole legal system is bananas. There ought to be a law against it.

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Apple quietly extends first-gen Time Capsule warranty

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Oh well, it's inevitable...

...that instead of welcoming a responsible attitude & response, the diatribe of anti-Apple invective which nowadays appears par for the course on Reg forums will shortly follow.

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Fanbois love sex toys: Official

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Maybe so, but...

...it appears that the Reg staff - or at least the esteemed Mr Haines - is not only very conversant with "smut accessorymonger(s)", but also smut accessories; at least in sufficient detail to select and propose specific items...

I knew the anti-Apple invective of the BallmerJugend would make them go blind/hair fall out (or at least stop being curly). or maybe their fingers will be permanently stuck to the keyboard...

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Women would rather be on Facebook than on the toilet

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They do, but it's a lie.

If it were true, they could have sex AND have a headache at the same time...

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What's the difference?

Well, they're both just ways of having your morning crap...

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Waterfall Niagara speakers

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I'm sure they're wonderful, BUT...

...as I suffer from tinnitus in both ears, I don't suppose I'd hear £25k's worth of difference twixt these and something set at a rather more rational price.

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Miniature Apple display spotted in the wild

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Oxymoron?

"Seems interesting, but who cares"

If it's interesting, someone cares.

More "Hey. Look at me. I'm too cool to care about Apple stuff" from one who apparently puts the "moron" in "oxymoron".

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Nipper's naked arse provokes Street View outrage

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Why???

"Why, is there such a culture in the UK at the present of blaming everyone for your own mistakes.?"

Because years of nanny-state government has removed any sense of responsibility whilst instilling an aggrieved awareness of rights into most of our citizens.

"Everyfink I want should be given to me, 'cos nuffink's my fault, innit?"

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Romford coppers try to stopper young snapper

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"..Not many police officers with criminal record!.."

but evidently several who should have one.

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Bruxelles, nul points...

They're just trying to foist a continental legal system on us.

For centuries in Britain, everything has been permitted excepting that which is expressly forbidden.

Au continent, everything is forbidden excepting that which is expressly permitted.

The latter is a jobsworth/control freak's idea of heaven, and it's apparent how this appeals to some...

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Huge new airships for US Army: designed in Blighty

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But JP,

they will be too high** to enjoy the smell of napalm in the morning.

**high in any way you want - they're US forces, after all.

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Apple reels as Steve Jobs Flashturbates

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usual arrogant crap from a know-it-all (who doesn't)..

I was a techie with Burroughs Machines in the early eighties - pre Unisys days - and linked Burroughs (i.e. re-badged Convergent Technologies) micros with Burroughs minis & IBM minis etc.

Funnily enough, we found very few Spectrums used commercially, so I confess a) I never used one and b) I don't know what they were built from, and c) I did not care the, and care even less now. So the guy who fixes our car (and does it very well) isn't a REAL mechanic if he doesn't know the jet needle for a 1937 Morris?

You say "..you are by your own admision a fanboi, therefore de facto a NON techie..."

Pure sophistry - or, if you're unsure what sophistry is, let me rephrase it in the vernacular.

Pure bollocks.

Anyway, in your rush to prove your uber-knowledge (sad, really) of archaic toys, you completely lost the meaning of my post which was to say that I really don't give a damn if Adobe port CS5 to any OS with more than 2 surviving machines, so Kodes desire to stop Adobe producing Mac software was little more than childish petulance

I think your egotistical implication that you are clued up is little more than wishful thinking.

Perhaps you could get out more. English comprehension classes, possibly?

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@Kode. Well...

I'm using CS5 on a new Mac Pro, and I'm happy. I couldn't really care if Adobe ports CS5 to the Commodore PET, Sinclair Spectrum or re-writes it for the Z80 or anything else.

As long as I've got what I'm happy with, I don't care where else they market/apply it..

And yes, I've been a techie for over 35 years now (and 22 years of being Mac only) , so I've seen at least as much change as you - probably more - and no, I'm not overly happy with the Apple-Adobe war that's broken out, nor do I agree with Mr Jobs' diatribe against Adobe/Flash.

However, I still think Leopard>Win7, and Mac>Dell (or anything else), so that's the way I go.

Running off with invective against Apple and issuing pointless statements like "...and actually have wished that Adobe would make their products pc-only. .." give you all the appearance of a sour-grapes, petulant child or a rejected lover, which I'm sure isn't true.

You also claim "...I've seen him spread the lies for past 16 years..."

Is this just child-like invective, or can you supply definitive unequivocal examples, please?

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Palin puts paid to Boob-gate

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Well I believe..

...she made a clean breast of things, and got it all off her chest.

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iPhone manufacturer to shutter China factories

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So why...

...is it iPhone manufacturer again?

Strip down almost any Windows box and you'll find a host of Foxconn products inside, but oh wait a minute; that won't resonate with El Reg's current agenda of "Let's all mock Apple, to show we're so cool & so intelligent, we're entirely unaffected by Apple's marketing. Instead, we'll remain fans of Windows" - which has to be the best example of successful marketing of a mediocre product ever.

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Fanbois howl over 'hang a lot' Safari 5

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Well,

What a beautifully put, well-expressed, reasoned discourse.

Might one enquire if "A/C" is due to an inability to recall your name for more than a moment or two?

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I'm sure it will.

In Safari preferences, go to "Advanced", and tick "Show Develop menu in menu bar"

Then select "Develop" from menu bar,go down to "User agent" and you will see a whole list of other browsers, and you can select one. Safari will then masquerade - i.e. identify itself as being - to the RBS website.

I haven't tried it with RBS, but it's worked for me (with Safari 5 as well as earlier incarnations) with a whole plethora of sites requiring IE.

PS

Does the Reg now set exams in anti-Apple invective for all its journalists?

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Tories declare students a burden on us all

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@ Adam W 1:- Total bollocks old lad

The taxes & NI I've paid for the last 42 years and which I will continue to pay are what funds my "life in idleness".

The last thirteen years of applied idiocy in Westminster have left us in a situation where I almost certainly won't be able to retire at 65 - but hey! I just might be able to indulge in a retirement of sybaritic hedonism - funded from the tax payments of a host of meeja studies graduates, Golf course managers, Creative Dancers and other such high-earning, high tax-paying people, whose "education" has proved such an astute investment of my country's limited recources.

PS

I presume your qualifications are in Applied Sophistry

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