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You, Sir, are a wicked man.
Keep it up, please.
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You, Sir, are a wicked man.
Keep it up, please.
Trollfest 1: Real news 0
...that it's somewhat more than a fortnight old.
Still, nothing gets in the way of a Leach trollfest.
You may well be right, Sir!
Evidently, I'm thinking rather more effectively than you, sir.
"Think different" not "Think differently" was an Apple slogan. Some years ago.
It really never ceases to amaze me that the anti-Apple mouth-foamers delight in pointing out that in smartphones, Apples marketshare is <30%, and in computers, <20%. Yet they claim that those who purchase a minority product are sheep.
Now let me get to grips with this idea...
The minority who purchase Apple products are sheep, and the majority who go along with what they consider 'mainstream products' are rugged individualists.
Go along with the crowd/majority, and you're an individualist: be part of a minority, and you're a sheep.
Well it looks like Orwell was correct in his writing regarding Newspeak. Evidently "War IS peace", "Freedom IS slavery" and "Ignorance IS strength".
Nice one Bob.
An article by Dan Crow (Who he?) in that well-known journal of technical excellence, The Grauniad, confirms that you are one of the elite cognoscenti, and anyone with the temerity to think differently is a sheep.
I'm quite happy with my iPhone, but I love it when Apple's competition introduce something that's good.
There's nothing like a bit of competition to act as a spur to ALL manufacturers, which generally results in a better product for the end user.
I LIKE Werther's Originals...
The world's last surviving neanderthal (John Prescott) might be advised he has a damages case against Homo Sapiens...
Because if you don't, a certain simian CEO might find himself with whatever is the Merkin version of a P45...
...and you wouldn't want to be responsible - even in part - for that, would you?
Writing crap which thrills the Apple-haters and gets Apple zealots all of a quiver is a cynical ploy to ensure Leach doesn't become a bag lady sometime soon...
I think using "prey" instead of "pray" when commenting on a case involving Patent Lawyers would count as the granddaddy of all Freudian slips...
...that without joining the brouhaha over what is and what isn't a valid patent, that not only is the US patent system intrinsically broken, but US patent attorneys have all the morals of hyenas, and the Texas Patent Courts seem to exist in some peculiar little space warp of their own, frequently making decisions which completely fly in the face of logic and rational thought.
I recall Goldman Sachs being described in Rolling Stone as "...a great vampire squid wrapped around the face of humanity, relentlessly jamming its blood funnel into anything that smells like money."
They must be related to Patent Lawyers - the resemblance is unmistakeable.
During the early '80s, I installed WP equipment there, and I recall the Partner/Manager with whom I dealt was one Tony Payne.
Yup, I had to send letters to A Payne, of Wright Hassell.
You couldn't make it up...
...and he didn't see it coming...
Gary didn't make them look stupid.
They've being doing that for years quite successfully, all on their own, without any outside help.
As has ours, before anyone accuses me of partisan bias.
Out in the real world it would happen - but not, of course, in the public sector.
It's only taxpayers' money, so who cares?
There's plenty more where that came from.
"Licking the hand that feeds IT - but give the kiddies a 'Yar Boo Sucks' session if we can even vaguely allude to Apple."
That's about it:- under the auspices of El Reg's very own Troll Queen...
"...the register declared highly respected in a court of law..."
So are lawyers - and these days, the degree of comprehension, veracity and useful information is much the same from both.
Troll? to 'honour' Leach - the Troll Queen if ever there was one
Judging from their spoutings, I seriously doubt that the majority of analysts could count the fingers on one hand and come up with the same answer twice running.
I also believe that if an assistant janitor in an obscure public toilet made a less-than-complimentary comment regarding Apple, The Register would splash it as a headline:- 'bigging up' the aforementioned janitor as an "industry watcher", "technical guru" or "respected commentator" or some such meaningless tosh...
At work in Derby:- "Unable to activate mobile data" since around 0930 today.
It's just come back on.
"...and is a mealy mouthed six-paragraph account..."
Unlike Leach's effort - which is a mealy mouthed seven-paragraph account
"...MS could have done better with 8 year olds as advisers..."
But you've got to find an 8-yr old who's the intellectual equivalent of Balmer.
Where d'you find a kid that dim?
I use a desktop at work and at home.
After half an hour of reaching out to tap a vertical screen, my arm's going to be aching like hell.
Touchscreens are OK for mobies, tablets, and things of that ilk - but for desktops?
Do me a favour!
Proving what, exactly?
Ford sells rather more than twice the number of cars that Jaguar or Aston Martin sells.
Am I supposed to infer therefore that a Fiesta is a better buy than a V12 Vantage?
If you don't like it, then don't buy one.
Or are you omniscient, thus everything you dislike is unworthy of existence?
Or are you just a twat with an undeserved and unearned sense of superiority?
I started with Burroughs at the start of the '80's as a techie - specifically for the launch of the B20 (CTOS powered desktop micro).
Happy days - and a good time too!
I suspect that at some time in the future, much of the highly esteemed Ms Leach's output will be viewed in the same light as Michael Dell's "Liquidate Apple & give the cash to the shareholders" pronouncement.
No doubt Ms Leach is far more attuned to running a high-tech company than Apple's management is:- it must be all that time spent scribbling for the Grauniad - who, I must admit deserve a prize for their offshore-centred tax avoidance, and their sheer chutzpah in slating anyone else for it.
From such a school's ethos, we judge its graduates
...you reported your windfall to the Inland Revenue...
Three down votes already? I thought the Leach fan club would still be at school until 4.00pm...
Leach hasn't blamed Apple...
"I don't think the Government are at all in touch with the strength of feeling around these issues."
Too many words.
"I don't think the Government are at all in touch."
There. That's better
I'm beginning to suspect "Anna Leach" is a pen name used by one S. Ballmer.
In the UK, there is only a statute of limitations for CIVIL claims.
There is no statute of limitations for any criminal act.
"Anyone ever thought these patent snippets are just journalistical trolling?"
Frequently - and I believe it's beyond doubt when the article carries a Leach by-line.
...and your memory earns you The Order of the Boot.
"I hope the sue his ass"
Any chance of that again in English?
"...the perfect example of Leach doing her usual Apple bashing..."
I would have described it as sophistry - but that's possibly beyond Leach & her acolytes, so I'll just describe it as "the usual bollocks"
"...a Frankie Boyle joke..."
Frankie Boyle's a comedian???
...the same curmudgeon (i.e. me) who, upon reaching 60, has been heard to mutter "Youth is wasted on the young!"
"Security researcher Michael Kemp found a list of the Middle East nation's leased lines..."
AND went public with it...
So that's a fatwah on him then...
I think (I'm open to correction here) that Orange & T-Mobile users will have to switch to EE - this shouldn't be any trouble - but I believe that EE's 4G will only be available on contract, and not PAYG.
The latter may well be a problem for many, if I'm correct.
"(There are) Lies, damned lies, and statistics"
Is this an outbreak of common sense?
No - common sense tells me that's highly improbable.
No-one READS the Sun - they just look at the pictures...
No-one today has heard of Sir Frank Whittle, but the names of Rolls Royce's MDs and Pratt & Whitney's CEOs trip readily of everyone's tongue. No-one recalls Igor Sikorsky, but we all recall Bell's CEO, Westland's MD, don't we?
"All they're going to remember are smart businessmen who stole or bought ideas, were masters of hype, and turned profits. (It is pathetic.)"
Do I detect just a smidgeon of intellectual snobbery and soi-disant superiority there?
Perhaps we also need to stop and reflect on the wider situation here, too. After all, who did more to introduce mobility to the masses?
Benz for his invention of the ICE-powered automobile?
Ford for his invention of mass-production of (comparatively) inexpensive cars? - thus making car ownership no longer the exclusive privilege of a wealthy few?
"...indigenous Icelandic animals..."
That include Björk?
Now you're just being ridiculous.
Why in God's name would they be talking about Tuesdays?
Been eating worms?
In suspense, I await with bated breath for confirmation or denial.